I just learned the spiritual successor to Black Dynamite already came out over a month ago.

I just learned the spiritual successor to Black Dynamite already came out over a month ago. Why didn't a single person in the world care about this?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it supposed to come out like a decade ago?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kickstarter came out around the time when Black Panther became god's gift to black people, but not a single soul kickstarted the movie so it failed. That's why it took so long. It seems that now the movie is shot digital and has a terrible modern look which kind of defeats the whole purpose of being a blaxploitation parody

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone that loved the Superhero movie Black Panther would give half a shit about the Western Outlaw Johnny Black? What is the connection?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black folk

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would anyone that loved the Superhero movie Black Panther would give half a shit about the Western Outlaw Johnny Black? What is the connection?
          A lot of people who didn't care about the MCU bought tickets for BP out of a sense that they were helping social justice causes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made a trailer 5 years ago. I presumed it was either a skit like the Danny McBride 'Dundee' trailer or a lock up to try to draw in funding.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the mayor from Spin City?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip Richard Roundtree

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No posts or sticky or nuffin'
      Finally a black rolemodel that doesnt turn out a psycho tax dodger, murderer, rapist, wife beater and no one cares

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The director of black dynamite isn’t involved.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was co-writer or BD too. His presence is sorely missed, Johnny Black feels more like a mediocre comedic western than a masterful parody

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it wasn't Black Dynamite 2.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"""spiritual successor"""
    >why doesn't anyone care

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needed to be R-rated instead of a watered down PG-13 and it desperately needed an editor. It's almost 2 and a half hours long and plays itself completely straight with no jokes for huge chunks of it. Also is weirdly religious.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, how did they mess up such a simple premise?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Michael Jai White wrote and directed it instead of Scott Sanders

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person fatigue.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Dynamite came out in an era where black people and white people still mostly liked each other and you could enjoy silly racial jokes without feeling like the guy making them actually hated you.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Boss Black person already exists

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's it called you dumb Black person?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't disclose the title of the film
      >doesn't share a link to the trailer
      I would guess the IQ of the average Cinemaphile user to be about 90.

      It'd take you less time to write "black dynamite sequel" than it would to complain. It's called Outlaw Johnny Black. Anyone with anything worthwhile to say about it or Black Dynamite already know what it's called anyway.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or you could do your fricking job. I bet you don't link news articles you headline screenshot you homosexual.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't disclose the title of the film
    >doesn't share a link to the trailer
    I would guess the IQ of the average Cinemaphile user to be about 90.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is this actually worth a shit? black dynamite is comedy kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard it's okay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just very generic. Nothing like Black Dynamite

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because no online release yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      which is fricking weird since there are already subtitles for
      >Outlaw.Johnny.Black.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      which is fricking weird since there are already subtitles for
      >Outlaw.Johnny.Black.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264

      There's a camrip on my streaming site, but I'll only watch it when there's a better version.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, same thing happened with birdemic 3
    These are bipolar times with covid just being replaced with one global issue after another

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor marketing. I've been following this movie and even I didn't know about its release

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't very good. Michael Jai White is funny but he's a bad director

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch movies with non white leads in it
    I'm not even white, i just appreciate excellence and I only invest my time in quality stuff and white people make the best thinga be it entertainment or inventions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      White is the star of the film

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably too long really .

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHA

    RELEASED THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a complicated man.
    But no one understands him, but his woman

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