I just marathonered this.

I just marathonered this. I thought about lying and saying something gross and/or prejudiced on on Cinemaphile and then calling it a night. But, no. No, I am NGL. This was pretty good, and I would rate is a better pairing for Mr & Mrs. JS than the Pitt-Jolie affair, white people are so boring and 20th century fox. We live in the future, and it is looking BRIGHT.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shills don't even pretend anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I watcheded it. And I'll tell you what, I enjoyed the watch, its a black comedy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your a black comedy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're just getting worse at pretending. This is literally "fellow kids" tier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have to pretend, if they just do this at a high enough volume it'll eventually snare enough people for it to be profitable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about Cinemaphile, least of all Hollywood execs. It’s the most unambitious board on an infamously autistic site.

      You’re living in a fantasy world where anybody in the world gives a frick what Cinemaphile thinks/posts about a film.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        B. A. I. T.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're either an idiot or liar if you claim they don't care about all sites that have any reach. Going into a site like this and creating threads for attention is so easy especially with how there is next to no quality control, inbetween monitoring bots and alt accounts on various social media sites.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unless you go on a racist diatribe and just hate everything you are SHILL!!!!

      Have you ever considered the possibility that not everyone is such a miserable piece of shit incapable of enjoying anything anymore?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your Black person show sucks shill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you cant like complete shit anon, its easy to like good stuff, but this shit? unless of course youre indian, but cow shit is better than this.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too did not find the new Mr. & Mrs. Smith boring. If there is one thing I took away from the new hit show Mr. & Mrs. Smith is that it is not boring and white people would only be a hindrance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new Mr. & Mrs. Smith boring

      I am in agreement with this even though you are attempting to be ironic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so wait, why do you fellas think my show is boring? A lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, it was enjoyable. Not what I expected (in a good way). But at the same time I was a little disappointed at the lack of action for a spy series.
        The lead actors were solid 😉

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks ^.^

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does Maya show her feet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sex with Maya

          In episode 4 but it's not a very good shot

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Glover is good, but frick you OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Donald Glover is good, but frick you OP
      I am with you on that, and I welcome a frick anytime.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Donald Glover is good
      youre gayer than OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glover was the worst part anon. him trying to play someone who’s clearly supposed to have charisma didn’t work at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this

        Which is honestly kinda mindboggling, he had bucketloads of charisma as Troy on Community.

        But I guess anyone would be jaded after failing to come out as a "conscious" rapper, a niche where you gotta compete with frickin J Cole and Kendrick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But I guess anyone would be jaded after failing to come out as a "conscious" rapper
          he probably shouldn't have blatantly ripped off a random SoundCloud rappers song lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Donald Glover is good
      hell no, that Black person needs to stick to comedy, oh wait it's shit, he needs to stick to music, oh wait that's shit too

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never watch anything with Childish Gambino in it
    I hate him
    Thank you

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't particularly care for the original, is there any reason to watch this?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dong Lover doesn't miss

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey, it's the Black personhomosexual guy!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never gonna watch this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if ... on a plane and the girl with big boobs is watching it sitting next to you???? wow!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NGL

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le guilty middle class trying hard to be black face

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not going to watch it, but it has inspired be to watch a asiatic girl getting BLACKED while I jerk off

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I just marathonered this. I thought about lying and saying something gross and/or prejudiced on on Cinemaphile and then calling it a night. But, no. No, I am NGL. This was pretty good, and I would rate is a better pairing for Mr & Mrs. JS than the Pitt-Jolie affair, white people are so boring and 20th century fox. We live in the future, and it is looking BRIGHT.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of surname is Erskine anyway? That doesn't sound Japanese at all

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But why are they so ugly tho?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lie better

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black and racially ambiguous woman....
    totally wouldn't look out of place any where else in the world other than some american big city...

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, the fatigue is too big now

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    donald glover deserves to be forgotten

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Childish Gambino looked disgusting — nipples protruding — in his white sweater in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Very very disrespectful

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon forcing their employees to go overtime on the shilling. Looks bad

  21. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    He looks like he stinks badly and she has a man face.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if OPs dont say Black person in their show recommendation thread, i dismiss it as shilling

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KYS SHILL

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass
    >You thought your plumbing was safe, but your jeans were half-mast
    >Another coin down the drain, now that's some change that won't last
    >Twenty-five cents at a time, he's taking our souls
    >Government man can't help, we’re all alone
    >Are you feeling the breeze? Did you pull your belt tight?
    >You know that it's wrong, you know that it's right
    >Out of the shadows, down the coin goes
    >Why, oh, why d'you suppose?
    >Only the Bandit knows
    >Coins on the sidewalk, coins in the palm of my hand
    >Coins in the ass crack or the eyes of a dead man
    >Drawn from the shadows, quartered by fate
    >He's the Ass Crack Bandit, enemy of the state
    >He'll give you no quarter, but he'll give you a quarter
    >The government just takes your change away
    >Maybe we're the crooks, and he's the hero
    >Maybe he’s the Messiah, who's to say...
    >Save yourself a coin for the ferryman, Crossing The River Styx of your ass
    >Wipe the smile from your face, kids, 'cause this ain't funny, and don’t forget your jukebox money!
    >Can't stand the fear, can't stand not knowing
    >Can't stand forever, eventually we all bend over
    >Your brothers, your sisters, they all bend over
    >Your friends and enemies, they all bend over
    >You and me, we all bend over
    >Even the president, we all bend over...

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Skinnyfat Glover
    Ew.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they didn't boom boom with soul brothers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was meant to be phoebe waller bridge but glover demanded and asian actress

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People make fun of him for discovering he can get better at things by practicing them. But I have practiced tons of shit and I'm not good at anything

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every asian woman deserves a taste of black excellence in the bedroom 😉

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was supposed to be the female lead and write but her and Donlad had creative differences and she left the project

    would it have been better with her there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even give a shit about the movie and I'm glad she left

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an explanation of why whoever the frick it is they work for (Hihi) would hire such obvious frickups?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will Donald Glover ever be capable of making something original?
    >Atlanta is just black Seinfeld
    >his song this is America was just a rip off of some SoundCloud rappers song
    >first starring role in a big budget movie is a remake of a movie by 2 actors far more famous and talented than him
    it's amazing how such a mid talent like Glover has deluded himself into believing he's a genius being held back because of "muh racism"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. racist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes I am, but that doesn't change the fact what I posted was 100% correct

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't watch your Nog Slop, israelite. Die.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It gets boring after episode 3.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is your typical Donglover slop. Half the time nothing happens, someone making toast or pouring a drink while some synth music plays in the background. then a 5 minute action sequence before we go back to shitty music taking over while both actors mutter some relationship advice without having any real chemistry.
    Not even a sideboob from the frumpy asian, only donglover gets his shirt off.
    show is garbo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      addendum:
      this is Atlanta with fewer nogs and a dash of 4th wave feminism.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >original mr&ms smith was about married couple keeping secret from each other that they are both elite spies
    >new mr&ms smith about novice spies pretending to be married for a mission?
    I dont get it, it was such an easy premise to do. But I dont get why out of all properties they chose some random movie from the early 00's that was hard carried by Brad Pitt's charisma but make a shittier script and no Brad. This is like the time they made the john wick spinoff without john wick or any of the action.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      #stopasianhate
      #believewomen
      #metoo
      #icantbreathe

      pick one, or all. they are all why this show exists

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flopcore wokeshit

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Glover thinks he's Jamie Fox and I'm tired of it.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine casting that goofy knee grow to play a secret agent Married to an asian

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched the community so I dont get the appeal. I hear that a lot of people like him as a person but his acting style seems to be tight cast as that same tired nonchalant dude who makes the same "I want to go bed and get some sleep" face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I hear that a lot of people like him as a person
      I find that hard to believe, the dude is ridiculously arrogant, he believes he's some sort of genius and evil whitey is holding him back and no one realises how smart and talented he is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps I just heard from a small vocal fanbase because I cant for the life of me understand the appeal, from atlanta and that pretentious rap video that was trending that one time. But hearing that he's a kanye style of "artist" who gets high on his own farts, is a huge turn off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > the dude is ridiculously arrogant, he believes he's some sort of genius and evil whitey is holding him back

        this is the exact opposite of how he acts lmao
        >arrogant
        he's almost humble to a fault
        >genius
        Every opportunity he gets he goes out of his way tot hank the people who help him write, film, and make music
        > evil whitey
        he's never even hinted at not liking white people, most of he friends and the people who work with him are white. His wife if white (hapa) actually.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Glover, you Black person...is that you ?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it's me, Donald Glover, multi millionaire, father of three, Award winning musician, actor, writer, director, spending his Sunday morning posting on Cinemaphile.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              weirdo

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too would like to send more Tax money to Israel

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