I just marathonered this. I thought about lying and saying something gross and/or prejudiced on on Cinemaphile and then calling it a night. But, no. No, I am NGL. This was pretty good, and I would rate is a better pairing for Mr & Mrs. JS than the Pitt-Jolie affair, white people are so boring and 20th century fox. We live in the future, and it is looking BRIGHT.
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Shills don't even pretend anymore
But I watcheded it. And I'll tell you what, I enjoyed the watch, its a black comedy.
Your a black comedy
No, they're just getting worse at pretending. This is literally "fellow kids" tier
They don't have to pretend, if they just do this at a high enough volume it'll eventually snare enough people for it to be profitable.
Nobody cares about Cinemaphile, least of all Hollywood execs. It’s the most unambitious board on an infamously autistic site.
You’re living in a fantasy world where anybody in the world gives a frick what Cinemaphile thinks/posts about a film.
B. A. I. T.
You're either an idiot or liar if you claim they don't care about all sites that have any reach. Going into a site like this and creating threads for attention is so easy especially with how there is next to no quality control, inbetween monitoring bots and alt accounts on various social media sites.
>Unless you go on a racist diatribe and just hate everything you are SHILL!!!!
Have you ever considered the possibility that not everyone is such a miserable piece of shit incapable of enjoying anything anymore?
Your Black person show sucks shill
you cant like complete shit anon, its easy to like good stuff, but this shit? unless of course youre indian, but cow shit is better than this.
I too did not find the new Mr. & Mrs. Smith boring. If there is one thing I took away from the new hit show Mr. & Mrs. Smith is that it is not boring and white people would only be a hindrance.
>new Mr. & Mrs. Smith boring
I am in agreement with this even though you are attempting to be ironic.
so wait, why do you fellas think my show is boring? A lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into it.
Honestly, it was enjoyable. Not what I expected (in a good way). But at the same time I was a little disappointed at the lack of action for a spy series.
The lead actors were solid 😉
thanks ^.^
does Maya show her feet?
Sex with Maya
In episode 4 but it's not a very good shot
Donald Glover is good, but frick you OP
>Donald Glover is good, but frick you OP
I am with you on that, and I welcome a frick anytime.
>Donald Glover is good
youre gayer than OP
glover was the worst part anon. him trying to play someone who’s clearly supposed to have charisma didn’t work at all
>this
Which is honestly kinda mindboggling, he had bucketloads of charisma as Troy on Community.
But I guess anyone would be jaded after failing to come out as a "conscious" rapper, a niche where you gotta compete with frickin J Cole and Kendrick.
>But I guess anyone would be jaded after failing to come out as a "conscious" rapper
he probably shouldn't have blatantly ripped off a random SoundCloud rappers song lol
>Donald Glover is good
hell no, that Black person needs to stick to comedy, oh wait it's shit, he needs to stick to music, oh wait that's shit too
I will never watch anything with Childish Gambino in it
I hate him
Thank you
I didn't particularly care for the original, is there any reason to watch this?
Dong Lover doesn't miss
hey, it's the Black personhomosexual guy!
hello!
Never gonna watch this.
even if ... on a plane and the girl with big boobs is watching it sitting next to you???? wow!
>NGL
>le guilty middle class trying hard to be black face
I’m not going to watch it, but it has inspired be to watch a asiatic girl getting BLACKED while I jerk off
>I just marathonered this. I thought about lying and saying something gross and/or prejudiced on on Cinemaphile and then calling it a night. But, no. No, I am NGL. This was pretty good, and I would rate is a better pairing for Mr & Mrs. JS than the Pitt-Jolie affair, white people are so boring and 20th century fox. We live in the future, and it is looking BRIGHT.
What kind of surname is Erskine anyway? That doesn't sound Japanese at all
But why are they so ugly tho?
lie better
Black and racially ambiguous woman....
totally wouldn't look out of place any where else in the world other than some american big city...
sorry, the fatigue is too big now
donald glover deserves to be forgotten
Childish Gambino looked disgusting — nipples protruding — in his white sweater in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Very very disrespectful
Amazon forcing their employees to go overtime on the shilling. Looks bad
He looks like he stinks badly and she has a man face.
if OPs dont say Black person in their show recommendation thread, i dismiss it as shilling
KYS SHILL
>It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass
>You thought your plumbing was safe, but your jeans were half-mast
>Another coin down the drain, now that's some change that won't last
>Twenty-five cents at a time, he's taking our souls
>Government man can't help, we’re all alone
>Are you feeling the breeze? Did you pull your belt tight?
>You know that it's wrong, you know that it's right
>Out of the shadows, down the coin goes
>Why, oh, why d'you suppose?
>Only the Bandit knows
>Coins on the sidewalk, coins in the palm of my hand
>Coins in the ass crack or the eyes of a dead man
>Drawn from the shadows, quartered by fate
>He's the Ass Crack Bandit, enemy of the state
>He'll give you no quarter, but he'll give you a quarter
>The government just takes your change away
>Maybe we're the crooks, and he's the hero
>Maybe he’s the Messiah, who's to say...
>Save yourself a coin for the ferryman, Crossing The River Styx of your ass
>Wipe the smile from your face, kids, 'cause this ain't funny, and don’t forget your jukebox money!
>Can't stand the fear, can't stand not knowing
>Can't stand forever, eventually we all bend over
>Your brothers, your sisters, they all bend over
>Your friends and enemies, they all bend over
>You and me, we all bend over
>Even the president, we all bend over...
>Skinnyfat Glover
Ew.
I thought they didn't boom boom with soul brothers?
it was meant to be phoebe waller bridge but glover demanded and asian actress
People make fun of him for discovering he can get better at things by practicing them. But I have practiced tons of shit and I'm not good at anything
every asian woman deserves a taste of black excellence in the bedroom 😉
she was supposed to be the female lead and write but her and Donlad had creative differences and she left the project
would it have been better with her there?
I don't even give a shit about the movie and I'm glad she left
Is there an explanation of why whoever the frick it is they work for (Hihi) would hire such obvious frickups?
will Donald Glover ever be capable of making something original?
>Atlanta is just black Seinfeld
>his song this is America was just a rip off of some SoundCloud rappers song
>first starring role in a big budget movie is a remake of a movie by 2 actors far more famous and talented than him
it's amazing how such a mid talent like Glover has deluded himself into believing he's a genius being held back because of "muh racism"
t. racist
yes I am, but that doesn't change the fact what I posted was 100% correct
Won't watch your Nog Slop, israelite. Die.
It gets boring after episode 3.
This is your typical Donglover slop. Half the time nothing happens, someone making toast or pouring a drink while some synth music plays in the background. then a 5 minute action sequence before we go back to shitty music taking over while both actors mutter some relationship advice without having any real chemistry.
Not even a sideboob from the frumpy asian, only donglover gets his shirt off.
show is garbo.
addendum:
this is Atlanta with fewer nogs and a dash of 4th wave feminism.
>original mr&ms smith was about married couple keeping secret from each other that they are both elite spies
>new mr&ms smith about novice spies pretending to be married for a mission?
I dont get it, it was such an easy premise to do. But I dont get why out of all properties they chose some random movie from the early 00's that was hard carried by Brad Pitt's charisma but make a shittier script and no Brad. This is like the time they made the john wick spinoff without john wick or any of the action.
#stopasianhate
#believewomen
#metoo
#icantbreathe
pick one, or all. they are all why this show exists
Flopcore wokeshit
Donald Glover thinks he's Jamie Fox and I'm tired of it.
Imagine casting that goofy knee grow to play a secret agent Married to an asian
I never watched the community so I dont get the appeal. I hear that a lot of people like him as a person but his acting style seems to be tight cast as that same tired nonchalant dude who makes the same "I want to go bed and get some sleep" face
>I hear that a lot of people like him as a person
I find that hard to believe, the dude is ridiculously arrogant, he believes he's some sort of genius and evil whitey is holding him back and no one realises how smart and talented he is
Perhaps I just heard from a small vocal fanbase because I cant for the life of me understand the appeal, from atlanta and that pretentious rap video that was trending that one time. But hearing that he's a kanye style of "artist" who gets high on his own farts, is a huge turn off
> the dude is ridiculously arrogant, he believes he's some sort of genius and evil whitey is holding him back
this is the exact opposite of how he acts lmao
>arrogant
he's almost humble to a fault
>genius
Every opportunity he gets he goes out of his way tot hank the people who help him write, film, and make music
> evil whitey
he's never even hinted at not liking white people, most of he friends and the people who work with him are white. His wife if white (hapa) actually.
Glover, you Black person...is that you ?
Yes it's me, Donald Glover, multi millionaire, father of three, Award winning musician, actor, writer, director, spending his Sunday morning posting on Cinemaphile.
weirdo
I too would like to send more Tax money to Israel