Such a boomer moment. It’s literally the opposite in modern times. Women always talk about how they love big dicks and their preferences and guys will be like >ohh I love small breasts, I love fat women, I love anything with a hole I can possibly frick even if I have to suck out the cum from her holes
this would have been “revolutionary” in like the 80s or 90s maybe
big dicks suck, you think when i am lazy at 3 am and sit down on the toilet to take a piss as to sleep easier i want my dick to droop down into the water? frick no
you know what sucks, having an 8 inch penis but being invisible to women. what's the fricking use. atleast you guys know what it's like to have pretty women hit on you :/
women are property if you want to frick one go and buy one
the truth is you don't actually care enough to frick one. you are one of the beautiful ones and this is the end of this civilization
the behavioral sink is real and we are all living in it
Smile then politely change the subject to her knife collection. Man I'd love a girl I could talk to about knives and knife fighting techniques. The few I've met had the dullest fricking blade, bought off Amazon bright green, toxic emblem,"zombie killer" bullshit. Everyone of them, those overly designed wobbly blade bullshit. I just want to meet one girl that's actually knowledgeable of knives.
Such a boomer moment. It’s literally the opposite in modern times. Women always talk about how they love big dicks and their preferences and guys will be like
>ohh I love small breasts, I love fat women, I love anything with a hole I can possibly frick even if I have to suck out the cum from her holes
this would have been “revolutionary” in like the 80s or 90s maybe
this I would think it's an unironic opening to discuss our favorite porn and she is my friend
next time you're thinking about doing it, you should do it. don't be a pussy.
>Realistically, how do you respond without sounding mad?
"Me too."
Something about trannies turning into fatasses is hilarious to me
same, but replace hilarious with hot. Would bang slam pig trannies all day
how about you have a nice day homosexual
well you'll hate me
🙂
big dicks suck, you think when i am lazy at 3 am and sit down on the toilet to take a piss as to sleep easier i want my dick to droop down into the water? frick no
don't sit down to piss homosexual
as a white man I would simply agree with her but with the caveat that they have to be big black ones
I've noticed the gooners getting more desperate with their b8 lately. Is it over?
Go fight Hamas you pussies.
>It ain't the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean, pilgrim.
Why would I be mad? Also is this the worst Cinemaphile meme of all time?
then you'll REALLY like me
based destroyer of snowbunnies
How B is your BC? Asking for my wife.
unfortunately I'm white
>woman insulting your manhood
It's over, our grandparents would give them a smack tho
you know what sucks, having an 8 inch penis but being invisible to women. what's the fricking use. atleast you guys know what it's like to have pretty women hit on you :/
post it
women are property if you want to frick one go and buy one
the truth is you don't actually care enough to frick one. you are one of the beautiful ones and this is the end of this civilization
the behavioral sink is real and we are all living in it
>if you want to frick one go and buy one
the moment you finish the shameful depression outweighs the pleasure 100x
I dont feel shame anymore. Its pointless in hell.
Never felt shame fricking and paying for it
i just REALLY hate loose pussies
Define big. Mine is 7.5 inches long and very thick.
post it
I'm the about the same. It's like the cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper.
I have a solid 7 inches I'm okay
7 inches bone pressed but im average girth.
I'm 7 inches long!
>not just length, but girth too
I'm 4 inches girth.....
pencil dick is hell
Why would you be mad? Are you a dicklet?
Tell her I don't like big c**ts
Smile then politely change the subject to her knife collection. Man I'd love a girl I could talk to about knives and knife fighting techniques. The few I've met had the dullest fricking blade, bought off Amazon bright green, toxic emblem,"zombie killer" bullshit. Everyone of them, those overly designed wobbly blade bullshit. I just want to meet one girl that's actually knowledgeable of knives.
*Unzips Spaghetti*