I just saw MEW's newest action movie where she goes nuts on a bunch Yakuza. What did I think of it?
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I just saw MEW's newest action movie where she goes nuts on a bunch Yakuza. What did I think of it?
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you thought it was alright
Reminds me of the time I mistook the words jacuzzi and Yakuza
Long story short I ended up in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
heh
why is she called puta?
She 'put A' cups back on the map.
lurk moar new gay
I have no idea what that means.
puta = prostitute and I'll let you figure out why she'd be called that
Cinemaphile is latinx
>latinx
(you) doing it on purpose don't (you) ?
The little Hapa girl was cute and MEW's fight with the Yakuza twink was pretty good.
Other than that it wasn't super memorable in a sea of John Wick rip offs.
>Woman centric action movie
Yeah, everyone loves these, right?
You mean like Aliens, Alita and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Kill Bill.
Yeah they're all good.
Amazing what a man can do with a femme fatale
That's not what femme fatale means.
Go ahead and tell us what a femme fatale is homosexual.
A woman who will seduce you into ruin. They're not action b***hes but like sirens.
>A woman who will seduce you into ruin. They're not action b***hes but like sirens.
No they're just assassins with pussies and typically beautiful and not above using their beauty and trading access to their bodies in service of the mission.
You SUCK.
Femme fatale Is french for deadly woman. That being said, the archetype does have the sexy connotation. In French it's commonly used to refer to a seductive and attractive woman, with no deadly connotations. Just, oh, she's hot, what a femme fatale.
>all man-made movies that feature strong women that cater to men's tastes
have a nice day.
Well, I actually wanted to frick the Crouching Tiger girl and Uma Thurman.
everyone wanted to frick ziyi zhang around that time, michelle yeoh can get it too
>member these movies from 30 years ago?
get some new references, holy fricking shit
>kill bill
>good
Lol, lmao even.
It's the best on that list
>Woman-centered action movie with obligatory diversity
>no Asian actress because it would mog 90% of the cast
Every single time and no, asian-americans like awkwafrog don't count
Yes, Madam, they do.
They just need to be actually well made and fun.
Yes chud, everyone loves kickass female action heroes, cope and seethe.
Depends. People love Ripley, Sarah Connor or Nik in Extraction 1&2, but they don't like insufferable, flawless, patronizing girlbosses
Is there anything more cringe that leftist worship of that decrepit old israeli mummy?
whom
If there's that "we can do it twitter sisters" attitude then it's obviously bad.
THEY FLY NOW?
who?
>still worshiping the milquetoast israelite that gave Republicans the Supreme Court
we don't care about politics here.
this is Cinemaphile - Television and Film.
maybe try not being a homosexual
If you're defending women centric action movies you're the homosexual, mate. Or possibly troony. Either way you're disgusting.
And the first guy to think about trannies completely unprovoked enters the thread.
I wasn't thinking about trannies until you got here.
When the lead is hot and the movie is well made, sure.
I always enjoy seeing these headlines with the subtext of "Men don't want to pay money to see this... how can we force them to pay money to see it?!?"
The ones before and after the newest Charlie's Angels movie were great
I wanted that new spec ops series or something, but then realized it was called lioness because it's filled with female soldiers and decided against it.
I like women centric action movie when directed by man. Not the neo male though.
Now that Blunt has bogged herself and made herself look vapid, will MEW step up as the new cool b***h character?
I love her and enjoy everything she's in
PUTA
but why?
no one answers this ever just like no one answers what catched means in groundhog day threads. it's been years and i still dont know
She cheating on her husband with her co-star while filming, then divorced him and married the co-star
But why "puta"?
Was the husband spanish and yelling it or something?
Just some random anon rattled it off in a thread when it happened and it caught on
When I see "PUTA" it comes off as endearing instead of hateful. Am I moronic or has the meaning shifted over time?
You be tarded.
Never was it nice to be called puta in spanish.
It's socially stronger than being called a prostitute or bawd in cucked anglo countries.
I meant on MEW threads specifically.
How did PUTA meme start? I know she left that one dude for Kenobi, but why specifically puta? That dude wasn't latin.
I always thought ewen's daughter called her that in some post or something
cholas use it affectionately for their friends
frickin' newbies
Get a life Riley.. she left you for a scotsman
I am not Riley but he got to bang prime MEW and Imogen Poots. He's winning at life
Hello there
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>won a bronze medal at the 2022 ADCC Open in the 70kg Masters Pro division.[13]
bros I am worried for Ewan
On an Instagram post following her getting married to Ewan McGregor, Ewan's daughter left a comment caller her a puta and it stuck.
You thought about immediately coming to Cinemaphile to talk about it.
You know, I think it would've been a much more engaging story if they painted it as a "Lucy McClane" Die Hard Sequel - not overtly, just nods here and there. Like, and instead of Woody Harrelson, have Bruce Willis (uhh likely similar, bald, tough looking hombre) play her "handler" of sorts.
Overall, it was good popcorn fodder; nothing amazing. I liked the scenes when she took her shirt off. She's really cute.
>white mass murdering minorities movie #94522978245
blech
She's a woman and the yakuza are toxic males.
The trailer had a bunch of feminist bullshit but when I watched the movie it had none of it. I guess they cut all those scenes out and that was the right move cause the movie was fun.
Just like what happened on stargate sg-1.
They introduced Carter and she was all
>just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean i can't handle whatever you can
They quickly dropped that shit and she became one of the best female characters on tv.
They did bring that line back later in some alternate reality episode just to make fun of how cringe it was.
It was weird though cause none of the scenes in the trailer are in the movie.
Yes, but this one is better than the other ones like it I've seen.
That's a pretty cool movie. But to be honest, even in a shit movie or TV show MEW's good
My first Mew crush was Ramona Flowers and I was so fricking upset she crawled into bed with that homosexual Cera and it was like the easiest thing ever for him. homosexual motherfricker. Probably has fricked so many fine b***hes.
Time to die.
For me it was The Cellar (officially known as 10 Cloverfield Lane)
this and absolutely this
like 15 years after I saw the movie, still a virg now a wizard and I get a dream out of fricking nowhere where she's my introvert gf and cuddles with me. it felt so bad to wake up and realise no, I haven't gotten any in my life and I'm a fat homosexual bastard working a dead end job and no matter how much I hit the gym I'll never be able to attain a girl like her, not even half
fricking shit god damnit
Even if you were attractive you still wouldn't because you'd still spend all your time here just yearning.
Not sure if this helps you feel any better or not.
For me, it was Final Destination 3. She just looked distraught and cute the entire time.
*Smooch*
YARP
I will now watch your slop (pirated)
are you telling me that's mew?
It was all down hill after Sky High
Cool, another millenial loser that never did anything physical in her whole life is turned into girlboss assaissin, how original. Milkshake Dynamite all over again.
It's called being an actor, moron.
You think Arnie is really a cyborg?
>It's called being an actor
Then as an actor she should be able to evoke physicality, right? No, she is just another wooden, slow millenial c**t.
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ass
wat movi???
Kate (2021)
pretty mediocre except for this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldxI9zDodfo which is pure kino
She reminds me a lot of Sigourney Weaver and I cannot pinpoint why
my gf said the same thing watching the movie.
>"she could be ripley"
whoa
She would be perfect
Now they only need a rest of the movie that isn't shit
it had like 1 good scene, wish it was better
the car was criminally underused
Pic rel is better :^)
Leave the Yakuza the frick alone! White women should not be bothering them. They have their own tasks at hand. Laundry and such.
It's called laundering you moron
GET THAT SCOTTISH wienerSUCKER
BAITA
You thought the vibrating buttplug you were massaging your prostate with felt okay, but you need something bigger to fill your giant homosexual ass, because only the gaygiest of gays give flat action women simp nicknames like "mew" and enjoy watching moronic movies were 80 pound women kill rooms full of 200 pound men.
Stabilized frame
You only need a few ounces of weight to kill a 200lb man.
Do know of it but is the movie title just "Woman's name" by any chance?
Yes. They're trying to imitate John Wick.
I liked her character development and backstory in Fargo
Indeed!
ENHANCE
Sigh.... Here goes nothing *unzips*
it didn't really show in the final product but I appreciate her effort regardless
It's the dimples. Simple as.
Puta got tired of wrecking western homes so she's wrecking eastern ones now?
>that slight smile with just a tiny bit of teeth showing
holy FRICK
>A jaded assassin assigned to target a yakuza clan has 24 hours to find out who poisoned her and get vengeance before she dies.
holy shit it's like she's my girlfriend and can read my mind.
she cute
I LOVE YOU WEB ANON WOOO
>I LOVE YOU WEB ANON WOOO
WEB? Webm? <3
So close. She's so close to be a neckbawd
webm, I meant webm, sorry, got too excited there...
*Smooch!*
I want to be her little puta
I wanna dress up like a puta for MEW.
you thought the best part was the cute actress called miku.
I don't know if this vehicle will pull her career out of its terminal death spiral.
ENHANCE
I would watch a movie where she goes nuts on wiener
Can't spell homewrecker without MEW.
>be yakuza
>see stronk female action star coming to kill all your friends
>stop her and tell her chad will never love her
>chop her head off while she's distracted crying and calling me an incel