Damn this is facts. Also everyone you know will die and it could easily happen while youre tripping. Also, if you dont do it right you'll be stuck like this forever
Since I'm feeling generous tonight I'll astral project and meet up with you to travel back in time to the local Blockbuster and we can pick out something nice.
Most I ever had was 8g and I couldn't even use my phone to change the music I was listening to, so I'd just get a playlist ready and a blanket to sit under in case things go sideways and you can't turn it off
first time I tripped balls on mushrooms I stumbled into a rich black guy's house I'd never met before and we watched Speed Racer on those fancy motion-sync chairs in his massive underground home theater
go outside?
This.
Go outside and try your best to just look around and NOT comment.
>mushroom man: outside
>volume: 100
>local police: activated
bobobo-bo-bobobo
second
seconding this
Also, anon, remember. If your dad catches you, YOU'RE FRICKED!
And if you think about him, he WILL come!
frosty the snowman
Close your eyes and listen to this all the way through:
It doesn't matter, you're already watching it backwards and just haven't realised it yet.
Ten grams? Doesn't matter what you watch sweaty
gangbang porn
make sure you're jacking off though
10 grams? Have you taken that much before? You aren't going to be watching shit, buddy. good luck operating a remote.
watch MTVs Downtown (1999) and reminisce about simpler times.
Dunston Checks In
10 grams is a big dose. Go lay down in a dark room and listen to Pink Floyd or something
Just put some music on and close your eyes
>10grams
Holy shit buddy. Get ready for a ride
jesus christ good luck anon
>34 minutes ago
Gotta be kicking in about now, right? High doses kick in quick.
get a big bottle of water and a blanket before it's too late
don't piss yourself
Sir,thank you for posting this picture.
I hope you have a nice day.
play this when it starts kicking in
Reminder that you are now manually breathing, you can feel your tongue in your mouth, and that is your heart beating way too fast
REMINDER THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOTHING IS WRONG
Damn this is facts. Also everyone you know will die and it could easily happen while youre tripping. Also, if you dont do it right you'll be stuck like this forever
>Also, if you dont do it right you'll be stuck like this forever
this is how poltergeists are created
for god's sake man eat something
I hope you have a really bad trip and have a nice day
I hope he doesn't
I AM IN YOUR WALLS
I AM IN YOUR WALLS
I AM IN YOUR WALLS
I AM IN YOUR WALLS
I AM IN YOUR WALLS
I AM IN YOUR WALLS
just jerk off non stop, you'll thank me later
You cannot jerk off on psychedelics your penis is drained of all blood and retreats into your body
No dude, you're thinking of lianwelch.
On shrooms, your entire package deflates.
OP, ignore these buttholes trying to ruin your trip. Just try to focus on your breathing and your parents dying.
Matango aka Attack of the Mushroom People.
Since I'm feeling generous tonight I'll astral project and meet up with you to travel back in time to the local Blockbuster and we can pick out something nice.
sorry I astral projected to your astral.car and deflated the astral aids from its astral.tires.
I'm going to astral project my sciatica to OP
You should take a walk outside. Go to the park and enjoy the trees and the open sky.
Good luck man, I hope you enjoy it.
Most I ever had was 8g and I couldn't even use my phone to change the music I was listening to, so I'd just get a playlist ready and a blanket to sit under in case things go sideways and you can't turn it off
watch the live action speed racer it will make your brain cum
first time I tripped balls on mushrooms I stumbled into a rich black guy's house I'd never met before and we watched Speed Racer on those fancy motion-sync chairs in his massive underground home theater
Jacobs Ladder
Yourself.
Lock your doors.
Specimen released.
The Little Prince (the Gene Wilder one).
You should shine a flashlight through the bottom of a crystal glass and point it at the wall