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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old comics, bro. They're better.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're homophobic if you don't like it!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I am then.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean based?
      (Also I like how it has "phobia" in it, "fear" while in fact hate and fear are pretty different emotions. You can be scared of smth and still like it and other way around, if you don't like smth doesn't mean OH SPOOKY MAH HEARTRATE)

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's American culture to fetishise men.
    Did you try being born a woman so that this isn't a problem for you, sweetie?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet you saved a page with two gay guys in bed and shared it here. If you want a gay thread then just say so.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me how the new Alan Scott comic starts with a gay sex scene.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How else would you know they're gay. It's a key character trait.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alan Scott
      The real one this time or still his Earth-2 version or whatever?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read Planetary.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely hate to say it, but what did you expect? It's been years since Jean brainwashed Bobby into being a wienersucking fairy even for a gay dude, they're not going to change it anytime soon.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MANGA

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    superheroes have been soap operas since the 60s.

    hell X-Men's bread and butter has been melodramatic relationship drama.
    Have you seen the Mutant relationship chart? it's so large I can't even upload it here.

    https://uncannyxmen.net/sites/default/files/images/article/relationship/relationshipmapv6a.jpg

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie nobody except gay people want to read about gay people. Did everyone forget about the Bros office bomb?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're okay with something when it's straight, but against the exact same thing when it's gay, that is the definition of bigotry.

        Panels like OP are very common in comics. Having a problem with it just because it's two men is anti-gay. And that is not against the ideals of justice and heroism that superheroes represent.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gay and straight are not the exact same thing. They are different things. You moronic troon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are you being reasonable to this incel homosexual, just call him a loser and move on

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is there gay shit in the obviously gay book by the obviously gay writer
    Black person Iceman has been gay for years, has constantly been show like this since, THIS was one of the big moments of the new run and the book is written by Steve Orlando. You have no one to blame but yourself for running into gay shit you shitposting fricking homosexual, have a nice day you goddamn moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guys like me always over too soon
      Huh?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pander to homos
    Homos can download grindr and get anally fisted in less than an hour
    >pander to fujos
    Fujos only like japanese/korean stuff
    >pander to minorities
    Non-whites are extremelly homophobic

    >hOw CoMe CoMiCbOoKs ArE dYiNg?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because white men are so fricking easy to appeal to and aren't the pickiest consumer in the global market

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they calling him gay when he was obviously interested in women?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One drop rule is law.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because some one or some group of people at marvel just randomly decided to make him gay. They wanted a legacy character to be gay and they pulled ice man out of a hat I guess.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which was really funny because they dropped the big reveal that he was gay literally 1-2 pages after he was talking about how much he wanted to frick the female teacher.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They wanted a legacy character to be gay

        What motivates this mentality? Isn't it a bit disrespectful to just take decades-old legacy characters and turn them into homosexuals because reasons? Why not just make actually new characters?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They want a well-liked gay character, but making a new gay character that's an actual good character takes work, so easier to just take a popular established character and claim he takes it up the ass now, regardless of how much it conflicts with anything else.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone is a little bi
      >except you, you're FULL gay
      based bi erasing Jean

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna pitch an Iceman comic to Marvel where it turns out Bobby was just bi-curious at best and the gay thoughts Teen-Jean was picking up were typical bi-curiosities but her being a dumb c**t took it to mean he was full blown Liberace gay and used her telepath powers to “help him” accept that he liked penis and not vegana. The mind whammy starts to wear off slowly, his post-nut clarity makes him feel disgusted with boffing guys which he chalks up to his years of repression until one day five guys are balls deep in him and it wears off completely, causing him to have a full blown mental breakdown and become the X-Men’s newest villain. I call it wienerslaught Saga

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >typical bi-curiosities
      Get a load of this homosexual.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Srsly, what the frick is wrong with this face?! The dialog seems to suggest he's feeling uneasy about their relationship, but his pupils are dilating like he's having a panic attack. Did he really go from making out to mental anguish in less than a second?

    He should look forlorn or maybe slightly irritated, pouty even.

    b***h and moan about homosexuals all you want, but this is just shitty art.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For that one second Bobby realized he was forced to be gay against his will before Jean's grip put him back in his place.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I just wish I knew what this was! Where am I?! Who are you?! Why is there shit on my dick?!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        After her comic, jean will even hate her powers and being a mutant altogether thanks to the mutie supremacy shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe she'll finally set Bobby free, then.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be funny to win the lottery, buy Disney, and write a story where Jean makes Bobby straight again.

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