I just watched Aliens after 10 plus years. Do we owe him an apology?

I just watched Aliens after 10 plus years. Do we owe him an apology?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, it was literally all his fault. They found Ripley, no one believed her, he sends a message to the colony telling them to go look at grid coordinate, but not warning them about anything they might find. He was hoping to get a sweet deal on any profits.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason he was the only likable character in the entire movie for me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are israeli in spirit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked that he hadn't done it on purpose. He was hoping they'd find the ship, send word back, Ripley would be vindicated, they'd send a team to research the alien ship and eggs, he'd get a fat bonus. Colony continues like normal. Everyone's happy.

        Even Ripley doesn't think he's all bad nor deserves to have a chestburster kill him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure you're being serious, he had the whole colony killed did he not?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having trouble reading? NOT ON PURPOSE. He asked them just to go look at what was there and see if it was true.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Right.. if anything he gave them a heads up about the dangers they were facing

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He said some stuff about skipping safety protocols because that would eat into profits. I think it was a rights thing; if he got other departments or organizations involved then the windfall from the find might get eaten up by legal/corporate bullshit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All true, until he sets the facehuggers on Ripley and Newt

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, I think he panicked hard when she said she was going to ensure they pinned it all on him and nailed him to the wall. Then felt that his life would be over otherwise, but that dumb plan may be a way out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is a sniveling coward but I still dont blame him for wanting moni

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That actor who played Burke said when he took his parents to see the movie they cheered when his character died.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The actor, Paul Reiser, is a comedian irl, right? Maybe that's their way of saying they don't like his jokes.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do we owe him an apology?
    for what? being a blatant corporate israelite?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They thought the ayy was just a bug that can be easily neutralized

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not like they're intelligent

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >molts into a kween immediately if there's no one else
        >uses stealth
        >can eventually determine that guns = bad and therefore must find another route

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          I think they are a little more cognitive than that. Aliens showed that the xenos have a hive mind, that is, they can all act for the same goal

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its not like they're intelligent
        >They cut the lights
        >"They" cut the lights?
        >What do you mean "THEY" cut the lights, they're animals man

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          SPUNKMEYER
          -ACK

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          RIP spunko

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's from Aliens 2

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, is there a single person who liked Alien 2? If you like Alien 2 you are probably brain damaged.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the most popular movie of the entire series and the only reason Alien has lasted so long with so many books, games, comics building off of it. But you knew that already, contrarian.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am talking about Alien 2, not Aliens.
        Also:
        Alien >> Alien 3 Assembly Cut >> Aliens >> Resurrection

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        capeshit is also very popular

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Gorman was an butthole.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Burke did nothing wrong. He was total within company procedures to send crews out to the grid square to investigate, after all Ripley's story was way too fantastical to believe and had not been verified and bringing security/marines in at that point could have made him look stupid.

    He was also thinking about the colonists who would have got discovery bonuses if anything was found, but not if the army and bureaucracy was involved.

    When communications was lost he immediatly organised a rescue mission and personally joined the mission to ensure success, improve morale and protect the company investments.

    When shit hit the fan he ordered Gorman to stand down and let Ripley take over and save the remaining marines, showing courage and leadership under great stress.

    Ripley's paranoid delusions had no basis in fact or any evidence that he was responsible for the facehuggers getting into the lab where she and newt slept. She did not provide any evidence for her incoherent rambling delusions about him trying to get her impregnanted with an alien and then to kill everyone in cryo sleep, I mean come on, fricking woman.

    RIP Burke, you would have made VP.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ripley's paranoid delusions had no basis in fact or any evidence that he was responsible for the facehuggers getting into the lab where she and newt slept.
      This is correct.
      The facehugger incident was probably Bishop's doing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn that's a credible possibility. Would've been an interesting twist for Alien 3.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DUNNO MAN
    I SAY WE WASTE THIS FILTHY israelite

    Ugh what did Hudson mean by this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he meant that they should've wasted the filthy israelite

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the xenomorphs were so dangerous because by incubating in its prey it could learn all its weakness and then generate the most adapted predator for it ie acid blood, fingered hands to manipulate human machines, bipedal etc
    I was disappointed they didnt go with this in aliens

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to incubate inside you and learn all your weaknesses if you catch my drift

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's stupid and the whole 'mutating to be like whatever it's inside' didn't start until the shitty third movie anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that is moronic. Often times simpler is better.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >giving anyone related to Wey-Y an apology
    Kill 'em all.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, BURKE!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not my problem

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just rewatched Aliens again too, amazing how well it holds up in terms of characterization, it and Alien always felt so grounded in how low level merchant marine would act.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yuge ass spaceship
    >only one squad of muhreens
    >no ship crew shown
    >the military guy in charge is a lieutenant fresh out of ocs
    homie they could have fit a few more muhreen squads in there
    i bet the sulaco can carry at least a thousand muhreens along with multiple dropships, apcs and equipment
    4-5 squads of them would have rekt the hive in hadley's hope

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      colonial marines are expensive

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just tell me we're not going back to study it or bring it back, we're going to kill it.
    >ThAtS tHe PlAn!!
    He got Hudson killed, frick him.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't the facehugger hug him first?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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