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This woman is gross especially after seeing her covered in cum
the facial pic is not her (sadly).
Neither is the butthole pic btw
cope…
>JLaw has a full frontal naked fight scene in movie.
>faceblind moron still thinks that was her
at least it's not as bad as the morons that thought that believed that one pic was alison brie when it looked nothing fricking at all like her but since some other moron said it was her you faceblind morons believed it
this was before the real alison brie leak
>This woman is gross especially after seeing her covered in cum
god damn it I meant to quote this
>alison brie
Yeah, she has tons of nude pics and legit nude scenes from movies now-- the latest one directed by her husband btw
This woman is sexy especially after seeing her covered in cum
This woman is hot especially after seeing her covered in cum
Did it give you a hard feeling
OHHHHHH now I get the title of the movie
She has the most famous nude leak of all time, her nude value was destroyed the second that happened, even in her own words "I felt like I was gangbanged by the world" and while she tried to phrase it negatively, I'm not too sure it didn't also turn her on considering she was an acolyte of big Harv.
She was also nude in Red Sparrow and Im sure she has been nude in other stuff now because almost every able bodied male has seen her naked any way. She might as well get paid for it right?
This is the thing anon...
You're not allowed to show butthole on television or movie screens for one simple reason... On a biological and mental level, once you see a woman's butthole like that, the mystique and attraction of "wanting to bang her" will evaporate to a significant degree. It's not so much about wanting to have sex with her, but it's the mystery of wondering what it would be like to have sex with her.
And when you see her butthole, I think your brain is kind of hardwired to tell you "good job buddy, you tapped that ass and checked the check mark. No more mystery."
I'm sure anybody who's moderately social to a sexual degree understands what I'm talking about here. Now imagine that magnified for a golden idol on the television screen that millions and millions of people kind of grew up wanting to bang?
Yup, the magic is gone.
sounds absolutely amazing, I can't wait
pure incel energy, lmao. you never had sex.
Ok anon, can you describe her fall from grace on a intellectual level in any other way since the leak? Is there a different way that you would describe it?
Do tell. Note that I didn't say nobody wants to have sex with her, it's the fact that nobody's wondering what she looks like naked anymore. That unknowing of a woman's knowledge... Are you sure you have sex, anon?
Dude it was because Harvey couldn't get her any more roles after he got locked up, go jack off & spare us your wisdom
... So you're saying every other person that Harvey was involved in have had similar failures in the last five or six years? As far as popularity in general on screen?
I'm not sure youve nailed it on this but I'm sure you're in the ballpark. After you've hit it a few times it's not as interesting but blowjobs never get duller. Kek.
Yeah I think what you're describing is just about how it works on a personal girlfriend or f*** buddy level, but I think it works a little bit differently when you're dealing with somebody like Jennifer Lawrence or any of the other teenage to 35 Hollywood bawds that get talked about here. A man's opinion and fandom of a woman on the screen in front of him that he's never actually going to encounter on a personal level is driven a lot by his subconscious need to hit it, and I think that's part of how you get popular and hot Hollywood women is because you have millions of dudes paying tickets and generally thinking positive things about them because they want to get in Jennifer Lawrence's pants. She's so normal and down to earth and just like everybody else, right?
But then you see her butthole on the internet... And suddenly that mental buildup is gone. Especially when you see the breasts and pussy and everything else along with it.
Yes she still attractive and yes if she showed up on my doorstep and wanted to bang I absolutely would, but I've seen that... My brain has that mysticism for a lot of other Hollywood chicks that haven't shown off everything yet.
I mean we can go through this hypothetically... Florence Pugh has shown off her ass on film before, done nude scenes from behind... But if you woke up tomorrow and saw leaked pictures of her completely spread open brown eye across the internet, as a male, at best the sexual mysticism would be gone, and at worst the last thing that you cared about concerning an actress that you don't even like is gone.
It's all downhill and negative, you're not going to get more attention as a Hollywood actress because your butthole got leaked onto the internet.
>once you see a woman's butthole like that, the mystique and attraction of "wanting to bang her" will evaporate to a significant degree
ENHANCE
this is different because you're only getting a glimpse. Naturally that's even more enticing.
#analareolaconcealer was not used that day. Someone got fired, and the fact that you can only see the discoloration in the general area is the only reason she's still as big of a name as she is today. If you had seen everything, she would not have been lady thor.
Love eating s girls aas out not long after she's had a shit.. delicious
I did that a couple times accidentally, once it was bitter and once weirdly sweet/bitter. Much tastier when it's just sweat and pussy smell
I like the dried pee smell tbh
Please keep these thoughts to yourselves.
I will because you asked nicely.
Unironically have a nice day.
She’s wearing something over it though. And why did jlaw do pics of that? Frontal and some butt is better
I couldn't disagree more. I never liked J-Law until I saw her butthole. It was immaculate. I'm not even trolling here. Her pussy and butt hole were literally perfect.
Well sure. No one's de-BATING that, anon.
I feel like on a scientific level, the majority were probably falling more into line with my assessment than your personal account. Seeing as you didn't really like her to begin with.
Scientifically speaking, I have thus far consumed approximately 22 million calorie, formed a complex olfactory system capable of differentiation one trillion scents thanks to hundreds of specific olfactory genes, and my endocrine system developed and continues to function for the sole quasi-reproductive goal of snoofing that immaculate butthole, filling my lungs with approximately 6 liters of butt vapors with each quaffing vacuum-like inhalation. A sophisticated vascular system exists solely to engorge my penis for the singular goal of distending that perfect o-ring until my shaft is buried in her colon until I physically cannot go deeper at which point I will unleash a torrent of more than one billion spermatozoa in a massive liquid deposit within her holy turd cutter.
This is literally what I was born to do and as I bequeath her butthole with my seed I will do so with 12,000 generations of ancestors looking down upon me with ecstatic joy and profound satisfaction, knowing that the lineage from the first human, nay the first amino acid, existed for this one purpose.
Damn bro, you're going to site the next Reman Emperor of Cyrodil as Jennifer Lawrence's butt baby with that kind of attitude.
You're absolutely right, don't give a shit what anyone else says
Thank you, I understand that this isn't a proven scientific law at this point, but I feel like I'm in the general area of understanding. No one is saying that Jennifer Lawrence is an attractive on a personal level and that we wouldn't want to bang her, what I'm saying is that the mysticism of wanting to see a Hollywood actress naked is a lot of the reason for paying attention to her on a famous and professional level, and when that is dispelled by leaks like the ones that she had, there is a definite decline in attention. Obviously, the relationship you have with somebody who's sucking your dick on a regular basis in real life and the one you have with some hot chick on a television or movie screen are inherently and mentally different.
I think you are right, except that it only applies to women who you're *only* sexually attracted to. The ones you'd be okay doing a pump-and-dump.
If you have a crush on someone and the things that you love about them go beyond that mystery you mentioned, then seeing them naked actually makes you more connected to them because now you're intimate. A new world of possibilities with them.
Absolutely, I think the mental process is founded on the same sexual desire, but works out differently between a woman who you actually know in real life (girl next door who you grew up with) and someone that you only know from a screen. The whole screen thing obviously isn't something that we evolved with, so it's kind of a artificial stimuli getting a reaction, you know what I mean?
Speak for yourself. When I see an attractive woman's butthole, I want to bang her EVEN MORE. The infatuation grows to an insane degree.
Okay then, find the post above with my question about one choice of three, then get back to me with your answer.
Feels like you haven't quite read through the thread yet. Got to do your homework anom
Frick you. I have read the thread. I don't care about your other posts.
>Be me
>Having sex with gf
>I accidentally see her butthole
>"Shit" I think to myself, "No more mystery"
>I discard her like a used Kleenex
>Later I go on Cinemaphile and post moronic shit about buttholes
Dude, you must have missed the rest of the thread. But clearly, as stated, there's a difference between your fricking wife or someone you're actually having sex with...and a Hollywood star on a screen that you never actually meet and don't have sex with, despite being attracted to her.
The secret to lasting movie stardom is NEVER SHOW YOUR butthole?!
gay
>her nude value was destroyed the second that happened
>On a biological and mental level, once you see a woman's butthole like that, the mystique and attraction of "wanting to bang her"
Low-T takes. An attractive woman remains attractive after you've fricked her and/or seen her naked.
As specified, it's not specifically about wanting to bang her on a personal level, because you and I and everybody else talking here are never going to personally meet Jennifer Lawrence and bang her. Our relationship is a purely mental one across the screen, and based predominantly on our male sexual opinion of her. Yes, obviously everybody would still want to have sex with Jennifer lawrence. We're talking about her mystical sexual value as a Hollywood starlet, as "fans" who will never actually meet her in person view her.
Even at that level, even after watching her nude in Red Sparrow, I still very much want to see her nude again in No Hard Feelings.
Of course. But...now...let's say...
You have three choices, and you can only pick one.
Jennifer Lawrence
Bryce Dallas Howard
Isabella Merced
Whichever one you pick, a portfolio of clearly and enthusiastically taken ass shots of your specific preferred variety and pose will be deposited in front of you. .. but, you can only pick one, and once you do the other two will remain either as they are or locked off to you until the end of time.
Who do you pick? And then if you could redo that random decision 100 times, how many times would you pick Jennifer lawrence?
Are we talking about them at their respective primes or 2023 versions?
Primes, of cour...
Heyyyy wait a second, I see what you're doing, and sure as long as they're 18. You tricky muthafricker.
> I see what you're doing
Kek, no, I was thinking about current-day Merced. She improved significantly.
As for my personal choice: JLaw without thinking twice. Even nowadays I'd pick her over Merced bc Jennifer seems to be a better frick, as in wilder in bed
... Except again, we aren't talking about meeting any of these people physically and having sex with them in reality. Whatsoever. We're talking about our relationship with them as somebody who watches them on a screen and how they're attractiveness relates to that.
You would still pick Jennifer Lawrence out of those three and pass up the chance to see either of the ones that you haven't seen just so that you can re-see Jennifer Lawrence's butthole?
Are you sure?
Yes, 100% sure bc 1) those leaked butthole pics are clearly not her and 2)the fair question would be assuming we've never seen any of their buttholes before. But Jennifer definitely is the one I find the most sexually attractive of all three and the one whose body I'd like to see more of.
Did you ever think you would do PR astroturfing for some actresses, butthole, when you started your career in online work?
Yep, my dream was trying to convince around 40 random anons that it wasn't Jennifer's butthole after all.
Wake the frick up. Shilling and simping do not exist on niche sites such as this one.
The fappening has been obsessively investigated by internet autists who have determined which pics were legit and which ones were not.
There are multiple Jlaw nudes but the butthole pic isn't one of them-- though I wish it was.
Whatever your opinion might be, you and I are both smart enough to know that as far as the cultural zeitgeist goes, Jennifer Lawrence showed off her butthole on the internet. Whether it actually happened or not, we are all of a majority understanding that it did happen.
Your schemes and wiccan wiles have no power here, Mr Scientist.
>Jennifer Lawrence showed off her butthole on the internet.
Nope. This is an echo chamber Cinemaphile meme with zero presence outside it.
... Is that why she's done interviews and discuss the situation openly?
Are you under the impression that the majority of Internet aged males who grew up at some point thinking Jennifer Lawrence was hot aren't aware of the leaks?
>. Is that why she's done interviews and discuss the situation openly?
No, that's because she wanted to capitalize on it, and she did by shooting Red Sparrow right afterwards. Doing interviews about it remains nevertheless restricted to the interview's audience. Last week she did an interview saying the No Hard Feelings producer once bought her toilet. Did you know that? Probably not because that's how information works, it isn't universally echoed throughout the world.
Many ppl saw Lea Seydoux in No Time to Die and don't know about Blue is the Warmest Color.
>Are you under the impression that the majority of Internet aged males
Some GenXers, a considerable amount of millennials and some zoomers. That more or less covers it.
Right, because an interview with Jennifer Lawrence talking about how someone bought her a toilet is exactly the same as Jennifer Lawrence's butthole getting leaked on the internet back when she was actually at the peak of her career. Totally the same thing anon. I give up.
It all gets drowned in the flood of information and the news cycle/attention economy whatever.
Another example I mentioned on another thread: asked about nudity in general, she said she's totally fine with it and would literally walk around naked on the Red Sparrow set between takes without bothering to put on the bathrobe offered her.
Big deal, right? But that's barely mentioned. Most people don't pay attention and those who do simply absorb it and update their views.
The nudge-nudge wink-wink approach to actresses' nudity is a bit of a provincial/horny teenager mindset. It's nice, it sells tickets and it's also normal, an increasingly prevalent aspect of mass entertainment after a brief period of dour prudishness.
Expect the world to become more used to nudity at a pace that will probably surprise you. Start by taking a look at Janelle Monae's (a legitimately talented musician) videos, promos and artwork for her latest albums.
... I mean that's a nice dissection of it, but technically she only leaned into that behavior after the leaks.
Because, as stated above.. we've already seen her butthole. No one really jumps or does somersaults at the idea of her walking around on set if we've already seen everything.
I distincly remember her 2 phases after the leaks:
-one that sounded PR-ghostwritten rigmarole about "feeling violated" or something like that.
Right afterwards, she changed her tune and started to shrug it off (other actresses such as Kirsten Dunst also joked about it etc).
Perhaps we'll see her butthole one day, but we still haven't. In fact, Jlaw's very rich and married a guy who's also rich. That means she doesn't need to do it, but since she has so much money and such a larger than life persona, I wouldn't be surprised if she decides to push the envelope in her next movies.
>”You know there’s just something about a woman’s flatulence that is just repulsive,” said Lawrence costar Chris Pratt, “but in between takes if I didn’t hear the abrupt blast of a fart rippling from her [Lawrence] naked ass cheeks as she walked between wardrobe and makeup or whatever I always felt uneasy, like something was wrong.” The actor goes on to discuss their upcoming film “Passengers” set to release in 2016. “The transition to life after constantly being on the set of Passengers was rough, not gonna lie,” Chris stated. “It was hard for me to sleep without Jennifer around so I ordered a CD with duck vocalizations to help me fall asleep but it’s not the same.” Chris goes on to discuss his insomnia health journey and how flatulence and his Passengers costar and starlet of hit franchise The Hunger Games played a big role in his initial symptoms and recovery.
You're too new anon.
I was here when it went down and this 'little' site has hundreds of millions of unique impressions. From here it spread to many more places, to tune of billions of views, especially those dedicated sites that still exist.
You're not fooling anyone, or downplaying anything. The word to signify the event got entered into the dictionary because of it.
They're levels to information compartmentalization. Jlaw was the tip of the butthole spear, so to speak. Moot got gangraped governmentally until he became a hostage of google.
Now if we ever got a movie about that, would make for a very nice 'Social Network'
This anon fricks, and gets it.
Despite what anybody including Jennifer Lawrence wants, the majority of the people who care about that kind of thing believe that her pictures were leaked, whether or not some people say that scientifically it was disproven. The people that believe it will keep spreading it, and the people that don't believe it won't spread it. So the information will spread either way, regardless of legitimacy.
First of all, you and
are the same person.
Second, the fappening's origins seemed to have been grassroots.
Third, as I said only wet behind the ears/gullible types cling to the idea that the butthole pics are Jennifer's.
>Who else do you think is going to be on the internet sharing this kind of stuff for the next three or four or five decades?
No idea. Millennials are pushing 40 and zoomers for example have their own sex symbols for better or worse, but these will actively, willingly show the goods: actresses and musicians will do nude videos, onlyfans, nude pictorials, movies with nude scenes and so on.
>You seem to think that there's some hard cut off for what's talked about on the Internet or some kind of arbitrary censorship on Jennifer Lawrence's leaked pictures
There is: hence the "normie" concept. Talk to ppl irl. A twitter scandal is a drop of water in the ocean forgotten in a matter of days and completely ignored by billions.
Urban legends such as Gere's are easy to search for and get the facts.
Heh, no actually.
I'm glad we're getting to the point where you're spazzing out hard enough to think there are multiple people arguing with you who are actually only one person though.
Nothing I said should be either hard to understand or verify for yourself. Pay attention when you read.
... I mean, it's kind of hard to take any logical hypothesis you have about the existence or not existence of Jennifer Lawrence's butthole magic seriously when you are imagining multiple internet people gang stalking you on Cinemaphile?
No, and that's why you have to pay attention. Let's go again:
This person
was, quite obviously, trying to hype his own comment by pretending to be someone else here
Nobody's "gangstalking" anyone
Are you...reading these replies?
You...know what these pictures imply right?
Bro, I think he legitimately doesn't understand what our screenshots mean. Must be his first day.
I'm hoping he is just some ESL defender from across the seas and doesn't understand why (you) posts are unique to IPs. Or some Ad flunky from a third party media agency shilling their newest garbage dump.
Or we're really unlucky and its the newest of new gays who needs to lurk moar but I honestly did not think we got many of those anymore.
We haven't had a huge wave in years. Also pic related is whats up, gone too soon. I'm really hoping actor playing Pullo's starswars stuff is Darth Bane/Zannah tier and not whatever KK knockoffs were going to get.
Yeah I've really enjoyed the stuff he's been in over the years, and I saw that Star Wars trailer and I was legitimately intrigued with the whole dark bearded white male thing you don't see much of these days...and then I see that bad news shortly after. Definitely sucks but hopefully Disney will go out of their way to take whatever they have and make it a really good last project for his memory. Crazy how long ago Rome was on TV at this point. Yeah it looks like the next series is going to be them revisiting that Legends material that they discounted in the first place and replacing Luke with Rey or Ahsoka. I will always say that they should have taken the material they already had and gone with that first, at best it would have been a wild success and eventually they could have done whatever spin-off extra stories they wanted, and at worst if it had failed then they could have said that they attempted to stay true to Lucas's vision and now had to go off in their own direction I don't mind Ahsoka honestly, but obviously Rey has issues. Luke got screwed.
I agree but I think they tried to get around the royalty problem and Disney's big push to effectively disavow old royalty claims to previous writers and Lucas had a lot of contract work that let writers keep claims on their work and that was the real reason they killed the old EU, not that they didn't want to IP farm the shit out of it. Lucas made a lot of sweetheart deals with his 'stable' writers which is why Zahn and a few others got to keep checks from appearances and usage of their characters.
I am not hopeful for his last outing even if Jabroni is better than some of the other creatives but he is still someone that has to get along with KK, so his admissions are still suspect.
If you look at their creations in total and I feel like they have maybe one good season of a show, one accidental movie that wasn't completely horrible and the rest is either mediocre-garbage to truly frighteningly, brand damaging stuff.
>one accidental movie that wasn't completely horrible
Really?
Rogue One is fairly well received which is how you get a 250 million dollar Andor tv show that does so badly they spread it to all networks to recoup costs.
Without memberberries I doubt it would be seen as a win. I say accidental because Garth Edwards was replaced.
You should ask me if I care instead. My point above about the samegayging has been made, better luck next time etc.
"Trolling" is just school drama played by special needs students.
While trolling is a art
your inability to read (you)s is concerning anon.
If trolling is an art, you guys are dilettantes. Forget the (You)s, take a deep breath, compare both comments and eventually, hopefully it will finally click for you.
Anon we're not talking about The Game
We're talking about adsense and Jlaws Butthole being a new marketing tactic.
We're meta-diving right up this crap-river. To get to higher point of you being wrong about the magic that is Jlaw's butthole, on the internet.An internet artifact really.
It's simple work. But it's god's work.
Someone needs to take their meds.. the schizo is showing.
Lurk Moar.
>Fringe and Burn Notice
>No Farscape
... Wait, that last sentence about a considerable amount of millennials... Who else do you think is going to be on the internet sharing this kind of stuff for the next three or four or five decades?
You seem to think that there's some hard cut off for what's talked about on the Internet or some kind of arbitrary censorship on Jennifer Lawrence's leaked pictures, but I don't think you really account for the natural spreading of information and the amount of people that are already under the impression that said leaks were legitimate. The people like you that don't believe it aren't going to talk about it, and the people that do believe it are going to talk about it while continuing to spread it far into the future.
Yes, Richard Gere putting a gerbil up his ass is going to be a Hollywood joke as long as there are Hollywood jokes. If you care about Hollywood jokes beyond the Yahoo headline scanners mentioned above, then you're going to know about it.
Lol this site is where the fappening took off, it got dmcad hard you roodypoo newbie doubleBlack person
Ahhhhh you're on of those. I get it. Well sure buddy, if you are under the impression that you never seen Jennifer Lawrence's ass in the first place, then the whole thing is moot point isn't it?
I don't think there's anybody fighting, I'm just giving a personal assessment on why and how Jennifer Lawrence butthole syndrome works, and then there are people who vehemently opposed the theory based on arbitrary conjecture. They need to have sex, touch grass, etc.
Hehe kek
Perhaps you weren't around, but as I mentioned above back then there was THOROUGH comparison to ascertain which pics were legit.
Examples: the Emily Ratajkowsky pussy pics are her. So's the pic showing Kate Upton w/ a cumshot on her back. This was the result of comparing moles, skin marks, surroundings, israeliteelry, sequence of pics etc etc. The information is surely still around.
As for preferring JLaw over Merced and Bryce, photographed butthole or not, I did and still do.
Also, I want to know that I appreciate your participation in this hypothetical situation and I respect your decision.
>Isabella Merced
She is from Cleveland Ohio? Holy shit.
I pick her. I like pretty faces and hers is the best.
>An attractive woman remains attractive after you've fricked her and/or seen her naked.
t. never had sex with an attractive woman or a woman at all. every single woman i've fricked was instantly less attractive in my post-nut clarity.
i believe this is true for all men. simple as.
Weird perspective.
... I think the anon
that you're replying to has had sex and you haven't. I'm thinking that might be the root problem for a lot of people who don't understand the situation. Even more so for somebody that we aren't actually interacting with on a personal level.
I have been around, and as I mentioned a couple of minutes ago, whether the scientists have declared them legitimate or not, our internet culture as a whole or at least as a majority understands that Jennifer Lawrence had pictures of her butthole leaked on the internet.
He has a point anon ^
It's like the gerbil and Richard Gear. People still believe it.
>It's like the gerbil and Richard Gear. People still believe it.
Note nearly remotely on the same scale. Get this: some normies don't even know the fappening happened at all.
Anon, I have the highest personal in scientific confidence that in 20 years, the Richard Gere situation will be a Hollywood myth, as will the Jennifer Lawrence butthole situation. I mean there are lots of normies that really aren't of concern here that will never know anything beyond what they see on the Yahoo headlines on their desktop computer, that's not really who we're talking about here.
>in 20 years, the Richard Gere situation will be a Hollywood myth, as will the Jennifer Lawrence butthole situation.
No it won't. The internet has in fact put a limit to how far certain narratives can be pushed.
I second that motion and volunteer to take the pics
Nobody said it wasn't autizmo, hence the reason why I chose the word "around". But it wasn't /tv; ofc and it wasn't just Cinemaphile. Even fricking reddlt released a lot of material until admins shut the subs down.
Also the phun forums among others
Gerbils aside, I think we can all agree we need a authentic certified butthole picture of JLaw to make a comparison. We need to start a petition
>Weird perspective.
Maybe for a woman. Men's psychology changes rapidly after orgasm. I literally go from 100 to 0 immediately after I cum so all the fantasy I filled my head with to get there is gone. This means no matter what... NO MATTER WHAT... no woman remains a 10/10 after I cum in her.
If I were married I honestly think I would even find my wife less attractive after nutting in her.
damn lol you got zogged by porn/hookup culture and now you'll never love a woman
no descendants lol you lost the game
nice zoomer hot-take. women aren't for loving they are for making babies and homes. plus you don't need to be married to sire quality off-spring.
you ever heard of the cuckoo bird? perhaps some stupid frick is out there fostering my DNA begrudgingly knowing i bedded his innocent prostitute wife, sewed my seed and made her birth my bastard before he got to plant his own.
>plus you don't need to be married to sire quality off-spring.
incorrect.
Quality people get married. If you had extramarital offspring they are probably dysgenic because their parents are.
It's not possible to raise eugenic children without being lovingly married to a woman.
If you are sufficiently eugenic, your testosterone and IQ will be enough to handle any idiosyncracies of the accompanying woman.
>he, actually, I'm a parasite, so that means I produced quality offspring
I guess if you really want to comapre yourself to a cuckoo bird. I prefer humans who are human though.
Lol homosexual
Your sons won’t have your name and won’t know you
>Your sons won’t have your name and won’t know you
Are you some french frick from the 900s? The frick's the matter with you. If I get so lucky I pass my genes and this b***h won't bother me with having to spend time and money to raise it then that is good. I don't need my "name" on them, lol, what the frick.
>I don’t want to associate with my own offspring and ensure their survival and success
Real gay
Get necked homosexual
That's literally never happened to me. I'm married.
Directly after fricking yes. From my perspective once you've done all the positions a lot and seen all the faces shes going to make yes. It's biology. Like Tyler durden said about his dad, we are all frickers trying to set up franchises. Only a great bj artist can keep a fella happy over time.
That's a strange opinion. Are you usually drunk or high while chasing women/fricking?
I like that time the ESL reporter was reading a question from his phone and she told him to stop living behind a phone. This coming from the prostitute who put her butthole in full view of her own phone.
The fappening was leaked 16mon before Hateful 8's eventual flop. Was it timed to speed up The Weinstein Company's fall?
PFFFFFTTTTTTTHHBBP
her butthole, I've seen it...
>there's been an awakening
>I've seen it
butthole
would
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WE BUILT THIS CITY
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Why are womens buttholes so very erotic
Don't care about the thot. Does the twink get his wiener out or shows his hole?
Why is this board so obsessed with her butthole?
how many famous actresses buttholes have you seen?
Anne Heche in the Psycho remake
She's dead now...
No way! What the heche!
Diora Braid and Alex Daddario. Michelle Pfeiffer too.
You don't see her butthole in that. Almost, but not quite.
You aren’t amazed to have see the actual farting shitting butthole of the girl on fire herself? She was a smug c**t that was supposed to be the biggest actor of all fricking time then she started waving her butthole around and was immediately and rightfully forgotten and we here at Cinemaphile just think it’s funny.
Can't stand this uppity b***h but I really want to sniff that butthole
>noo i dont think jlaw is hot anymore after seeing her perfectly clean butthole, pink pussy and pink nipples
you guys are fricking GAY no surprise
Does she frick and stays with the guy
What is the appeal with JLaw? She seems incredibly mid to me.
Her pink dress picture from the movie is pretty nice.
Sorry anon. Just import an Asian bride and vet her. You can find loyal ones that only want a greencard but keep their end of the bargain.
>I've never had sex and likely never will
Book an escort, wear a condom, bam, done, move the frick on.
Go to any bar 15 minutes to closing and you'll have your choice of leftovers.
That works too. So many women worldwide simply wanting to frick anyone who approaches and doesn't stink or behaves like a psycho.
>wanting to frick anyone
...why?
same tier of baboon thinking as eating a can of cheez whiz straight from the nozzle
If you were this guy
you specifically mentioned sex.
If you're not, one of life's realizations is that while both are better taken together as one package, sex and affection are not the same. Sometimes people want to frick, that's all.
>Sometimes people want to frick, that's all.
..why?
you know they sell pocket-pussies now, right? and you can always just jerk off.
Why potentially ruin your life and morality with a random dumb bawdb***h prostitute? Are you that unable to control yourself?
Again, just eat the cheez whiz STRAIGHT from the nozzle till it's all gone. Sometimes you just got to, that's all.
>..why?
>you know they sell pocket-pussies now, right? and you can always just jerk off.
It's completely different. Sex with a woman is a real experience, one for which most men are evolutionarily designed.
>Why potentially ruin your life and morality with a random dumb bawdb***h prostitute?
If you're single you're free to do it. Extreme fatal attraction cases are rare and as for STDs use a condom. This, mind you, if you do feel like fricking. If you just want to ejaculate jerk off or get a Fleshlight as you said.
a hand is also real. literally just as real as a dumb bawdbitch's pussy.
if you dont want to practice BASIC self control, whatever lol.
Masturbation isn't sex and know, it feels different in several ways.
Self-control is ok as an individual choice, as is the choice to go and find a woman for a one-night stand.
im not that guy btw lol
what a homosexual mindset
>I NEED pussy... b-because okay???
Still would
>Book an escort,
I 100% would but I'm too scared to get scammed or arrested. I wouldn't even know how to go about it.
There are sites that have reviews of "companions" by "enthusiasts" that go into detail about their legitimacy and quality of service.
Look for those, that's what I did.
bruh, my luck is so bad I would pick the one that's a trap (like actual trap, not troon)
A honey pot would get negative reviews.
Most of the bigger services are probably given a lowkey greenlight by local police. There's no major interest in wasting time arresting a guy who just wants to come in exchange for money without making a fuss
I've never seen anyone delete comments so they can repost corrected ones. Where did you come from?
care to share?
just search "ter escort"
a surprise dick would generally result in negative reviews
In most places it can be a safe deal. Ironically, hookers are professional, particularly through these services or when you pick one at a prostitutehouse etc etc. Listen to this guy
and take condomS in case the first one breaks while you're putting it on.
Needless to say, avoid mouthkissing and relax. Escorts are actually quite accommodating and likely to make you feel at ease and sense your vibe in a way that will make you chill out and enjoy.
same, but im deep into a fetish and dont want to pay a prostitute or ruin my fetish
Well did you video it homie? Otherwise what the frick you doing here?
I already saw her butthole, why bother after that
Welcome to the thread anon.
Are you somehow implying that the sexual mysticism that you held for Jennifer Lawrence evaporated to some degree after you saw her buthole on the internet?
I wonder how much money should would have made on a movie like this if her ass breasts and cooch hadn't already been paraded around the internet
That question is also kind of going along with my line of thinking. You would have to assume that if her pictures weren't leaked all over the internet, whatever films that she did go nude in would be a different story, and undoubtedly more attractive to internet-aged men in general.
I often wonder if nudity can be used to reinvigorate a waning career. It can be used to start one sometimes
I reasonably think so, you would have to imagine that a popular actress who's never done any heavy or explicit nude scenes would definitely enter a new sphere of public popularity if she suddenly did a Phoebe Cates scene in some random movie. And I don't mean some random side boob kind of thing, I mean an actual gratuitous nude scene.
Overall, I'd have to say that your assumption is correct.
I mean, if you heard about Isabella Merced or Bryce Dallas Howard doing a full frontal or backshot nude sex scene in an upcoming kino...it'd be kino, right?
I'm sure the time frame that you do it in and how you do it matters too.
I wonder if they have discussions about it with their agents. Do they consult on the best time to do a nude scene, or maybe they leak nudes. I think Kim K tried to do that with her shitty sex tape
I want to see fat Bryce naked so bad.
Oh absolutely, it's easy to forget that especially in current year, these people's lives are completely artificial and planned from sunup to sundown. Now, I don't think the butthole leaks on Jennifer Lawrence's level that we're talking about we're planned, but on the usual scale I would say yes. Like Kim kardashian, as you mentioned. I have a feeling her family kind of pioneered the system.
I'm sure if you start correctly and piece it out sparingly over the years, a ass shot here or a titty shot there, you can probably string the attention along well enough until you're too old to be popular for your body anymore. But you too too much at once either on purpose or by accident and you end up like Jennifer lawrence.
It's very amusing to think of how much that stuff leaking depreciated her "brand"
I doubt very much she felt violated sexually just financially.
... So was her brand affected or not? "Just financially" for an actress whose entire revenue stream comes from people wanting to see her on a screen is relevant I'd say. Right?
I'd rather see Haley Bennett's current big breasts than this b***h again
>Haley Bennett
Budget J-Law got an upgrade from the Architect and now looks more like Shiv from "Succession". Post Haley's butthole and see what's what.
Why is there so much fighting in this thread
The stargate this time is Jlaw's butthole. It exerts its own kind of conversational gravity.
People who think the butthole is funny.
vs
Troons damage controlling Hollywood celebs for free.
I wish there was a way to send her the link to this thread while it's still up and know that she would get it. XD
I have become Millie Bobby Brown. Eater of Ass.
That chick is a whole different situation, I have a feeling a lot of people in Hollywood have black mail on her.
She lives by herself since she was 15 and she's certainly even more sexually active than the average American actress. I think she also sexted some Brit reality show winner or something (she took the initiative).
>haha you want straight White relationships Anon? Well all your women are bawds, and we encourage and enable them. And you’ll be LUCKY to pick up the scraps.
Getting real frickin exhausting
Don't care I don't find any woman over 20 in the least bit sexually attractive
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST MY NUDES
>sure I'll do full frontal nudity for this film
why are women like this?
She didn't profit off her nudes leaking at all. Net negative for her really.
So where's the scene. Someone has to have it by now.
So is the movie good or what?
>So is the movie good or what?
Didn't you hear OP? Round these parts, he's known as "Honest Anon". He said, J-Law goes full frontal and jams vegetables up her pussy shot on an IMAX lens. Finally, we hopefully get a shot of her bunger, and end the debate forever.
We will never have proof Harvey took her to pound town, but we all know it happened. Just like the butthole. It doesn't matter if she denies it.
She never denied any of it. She discussed it and it was the talk of the town when it happened.
She denied getting pounded by Harvey in an interview.
>We will never have proof Harvey took her to pound town, but we all know it happened.
It doesn't work like that irl
She explicitly denied it after an unnamed actress said Harvey told her "I fricked Jennifer, look at where she is now" and she brought up the subject in a video interview on a golf course for Vanity Fair I think around a year ago. Asked what was the most absurd thing ppl thought about her, she replied: "that Harvey Weinstein fricked me"
Oh he fricked her. Everyone knows it. Even the camera man knew it during the interview. Even Peeta knows it
Keep telling yourself that, anon. Do it while you look at "her butthole pic"
Remember anon
Remember how the media tried to pretend at least 2 currently popular female rappers hadn't been (by their own admission) literal prostitutes in the not so distant past?
We're talking about both.
Isn't being a prostitute empowering?
According to how the media changes its narrative. Case in point: see the hypocritical, outdated "outrage" about The Idol.
We’re talking about her nude leaks not whether she fricked Harvey [she did].
At some point in the conversation somebody brought up the fact that Jennifer Lawrence's downturn in Hollywood was only coincidentally aligned with her butthole, and was really only because Harvey went to jail. Not the topic but that's where it came from. I say it's inconsequential to the argument.
Yeah her career downturn really went down the shitter..
I wonder if this will spark the next scat guy like the lead singer of the band that he hated. Sometimes I think the weird autismo runs that happen on here would make for great movies like Choke.
I just saw this movie today and it was pretty decent. Felt like a 2000's era rom-com. Though as a 30-yo millennial this movie really hit me with my age since there were multiple jokes with zoomers calling Jennifer Lawrence old (her character is 32)
In the same boat. Also for me it was knowing she left school at 13 and has probably been sucking dick to "make it" since then. Like, she is, was and always will be a prostitute. She probably enjoyed fricking Harvey because unlike all the other countless dicks she sucked Harvey actually delivered and she became a star over night. My problem with her is also how she was advertised to us when we were younger.
>look guys she's just like you, she like PIZZAAAAAAA and is down to earth and normal
and then you find out hey it's just an act and this b***h thinks she's the most glass breaking woman in hollywood and her roles are revolutionary and here's her butthole and facial pics. I really do hate that women learned how to use the internet, times were better when it was seen as too nerdy and stupid and it was mostly men and a few men who pretended to be women. The internet is fricking stupid now.
What the frick are you virgins arguing about?
Butthole magic.
Your neighbor pumping your pooper with latinx seed doesn't count as real sex.
I'm more curious if she bearded for Nicholas Hoult or if he was okay with her back nine getting bond burgered by Big Harv.
We've started to get movies like Tar where they're circling around the movement that tried to stamp them out and now will they make big productions, circle jerking the fact they survived and continue to do terrible shit in Tinseltown.
>I'm more curious if she bearded for Nicholas Hoult
I didn't even think about that. I just assumed he was a cuck (I mean somebody had to take all the pictures).
Dude is gay for pay. Damn it. He might be our next Superman too. Cinemaphilegays, I think Jenn's butthole shattered the Cinemaphile Source Wall.
I mean Gunn does have those old photos that remind me of Brian Singer parties...
>Dude is gay for pay
Nicholas Hoult is gay?
>Nicholas Hoult is gay?
According to Cinemaphile. Good enough for me. Frick that homosexual. I wish Magneto killed his ass.
I frick women then I leave them.
>no proof in this thread
>nobody posting the forbiddenpic
So how do we know it isn't real or it is real?
Uh, is a pic of her butthole leaked from her icloud with a bunch of other nudes, there was like 3 butthole pics.
A lot of fakes slipped in with the real ones, not just her but lots of the girls. It wasn’t released as a single complete folder, you know? They trickled in and people started grouping them together. That spread ass one where you really fricking see it is apparently part of another set that isn’t her. In summation, I still have a strong desire to see her butthole in absolute clarity
>apparently part of another set that isn’t her
Yeah I'd need proof on that. We have no way to disprove it unless you are being a lazy homosexual. I think you are just assuming the worst. Where is the breakdown photo mapping out her moles, scars and other body marks to disprove it?
Fine I’ll look
Sifting through some old stuff I had back when the butthole dropped I think the lynchpin was she had the same israeliteelry on that linked the pics together.
the fappening days were peak fap days
I just want a little sniff
ooof maronie why do we pretend she isn’t hot again? yeah we all have her fart hole burnt into our medullas but still
http://www.thebigsniff.com/
The frick?
I want to give JLaw the big sniff.
>perfect face, body and voice
>is a b***h
God hates us
I just want to sniff her butthole or dirty panties. I would even take her apple cider vinegar smelling socks.
i remember someone had somehow tracked down apartments or a suite that Weinstein owned and matched up the furniture in the background of her bathroom nudes. it was probably complete bullshit considering it was on here though
It was an office/guest room of big harv's that she was staying at and taking pics in. Quite literally.
do you still have the link or the pics by chance?
you mean that comparison shots that anons did from that secondary source? No, not anymore, I haven't seen it posted in years.
None of those are related to the butthole pic
YOU guys post the fricking butthole pics because I for one don’t wanna offer up my own butthole to the fricking jannies. I do not have a dynamic IP, I need to get a new fricking provider.
This
Cinemaphile mods are aids that ban you from the entire site instead of just Cinemaphile
If someone posts the butthole we are all at risk. I got banned for making a joke in the wrong thread once.
You have a point.
Thanks for crucial evidence concerning Jlaw "Butthole Magic" theory, these diagrams will be maintained for the next internet generation. Let it be done.
Ok I’ll admit that it isn’t as common knowledge and easy to “debunk” as I thought. I also forgot there were two closeup buttholes, one getting fingered. I swear someone, probably on phun, linked a set that showed at least one of the famous butthole pics and proved it was someone else. Also I didn’t see the one on the couch that showed butthole, only one I’m sure of is the standing bent over one
Just try to enjoy it like the rest of us anon. We want you to be happy too.
I can’t get off on fakes of any kind, so I just have to pretend they don’t exist unless proven
Sir, as the honest and true butthole Magic anon, I appreciate the honest discussion and your effort at finding evidence to back up your argument. I hope you've come to understand that jayla's butthole magic exists whether you believe in it or not
Mmmmhm I mean from where I feel like we're at with the franchise, it can only go up from here.
>Jlaw's butthole takes on a /b/ tier waifu tulpa in vein of boxy vs alice.
It'll become the symbol for an entire generation of Anon's
And it's not even a secret...Hollywood knows and that's why you can show breasts and bush but no bootyhole...it's screen poison for a stars viability.
>I hope you've come to understand that jayla's butthole magic exists whether you believe in it or not
There was one of her on the couch turned around facing the camera complete view of every oraphice.
>nobody posting proofs
>still not proofs
There's only one man who can pick J-Law's butthole out of a lineup. Sadly, he's presently incarcerated.
He's writing a book though! He released an entry last week.
>The #MeToo Rapes: If I Did It
>a novel, by Harvey W.
"I heard her in the bathroom, snorting up all the coke I gave her. I guess the gossip mags were right about this starlet. I remember we ordered prawn sandwiches. And I rubbed tartar sauce in her butthole and ate it out. It's the only way I can cum."
I want to see Harvey's mutant wiener so bad bros
Based Big Harv
I hope he's treated like a king in prison and not some Black person's toilet. Trust me, I've been in the slammer. Raping fish was easy. But landing a whale like Harvey? Shit homie, we'd plow his pink ass black & blue naw meaan?
WHY IS FULL PUSSY TIT FRONT NOT CLIPPED YET
GET ON IT gayGGOTS
GET ON IT homosexualS
buuuuuutttthhooooolllleeee
>I WAS VIRTUALLY RAPED WAHHHH ME ME ME ME ME EVERYONE WANTS TO FRICK ME AND LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M SO BEAUTIFUL AND THEY ALL LOOKED AT MY NAKED PICS AND JERKED TO THEM AHHHH SO HORRIBLE YOU'RE WRONG FOR DOING THAT AHHHH I WAS NAKED WAHHH EVERYONE SAW MY BUTTHOLE I WAS RAPED WAHHHH
>does nude scenes on purpose for money that she knows will be scene by so many people because she just wants to and wants the money
Is Shotgun Wedding any good?
Is it just painful """comedy""" or does it have value?
did anon ever describe the scene in better detail or is this just complete bullshit? i thought it was rumored that the nude moment was just side boob when she goes into the ocean
womens buttholes smells like cheese.
t.smelled over 200 girls buttholes
Does Brie's butthole smell like Brie cheese?
SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO SEE HIS MUTANT wiener PICTURE TOO RIGHT?
I wanna coom in Jlaw's fat pussy while she waggles her ass like a dog and then I pull out and bust a load on her ugly face caked in makeup.
Remember the girl from glee busting a nut on some chud in a hotel room? To this day I wanna know who was filming…
Tripod.
>Tripod
This guy?
This frickin bastard used to get the girls of One Tree Hill high on drugs, their words not mine. They used to fight over who got to ride with him when they did locations.
>One Tree Hill
Wtf then who is the guy from Glee I was thinking of. There’s not a nerdy character named “Tripod” in Glee?
Ughhhh I've got a soft spot for that smokey voices cop from Chicago PD
they werent distracted by loud horn sounds?
her smile gives me an erection
you mispelled chad
the guy was handsome af
those pictures could be framed as art there's nothing cheap about them
every composition is kino
Her fricked up eye is sexy
They ARE art kek, people thought they were leaked pics, until it was found out that they're actually a photoshoot done by one of the best photographers in the world.
>best photographer in the world
>”okay now just ride his huge dick like your life depended on it, I’ll be jerking off then I’ll screenshot some of the video later and make them black and white that’ll be ten thousand dollars.”
If it was big terry, wouldn't he stick himself in one of the shots with a sock on?
also there is another guy they should make a movie about.
Uhhuh, and J Laws booty hole was a professional shoot too. That's convenient, after the fact.
You can find colored versions on aznude. Also, the photographer was a woman herself named Annie Leibowitz.
>woman
>Leibowitz
Absolutely disgusting.
who
Melissa beMoist
Love those photos, whenever I see here I think of them. Also can’t remember how legitimate it is but AFAIK that male is NOT her husband and those pics where taken while she was still engaged.
Just give me the sauce. Plz.
Already seen her naked and 10 years younger in The Fappening
She’s cool for doing that and making people somehow miss dirty comedies even though it can’t have been that long
Why is red sparrow never mentioned? She got a little explicit in it
There was some nice boob/butt and her body looked great, I expected a later unrated version to be released at some point tbqh
Yeah right
Who was she sending these to? Herself?
Women take naked pics of themselves regularly.
Unironically never understood why women does this.
I asked one of my female friends and she said it's so when she's sexting people she doesn't have to actually go through the effort of getting undressed and can instead just send them photos she's already taken.
Women are yuck.
They also do this to check out how their bodies look seen from a pic. Some also show these photos to their women/gay friends for evaluation (mostly validation) purposes. Some do show them to male "friends" they want to tease or seduce.
In sum: the idea that women are prudish about their bodies is usually completely naive.
Her girlfriend
Seems like we hardly get any good a lister nudity anymore. Especially in a fun gratuitous way like this. Apologize to JLaw now.
Emma Watson's upcoming Poor Things is "rated R for strong and pervasive sexual content, graphic nudity, disturbing material, gore, and language".
Jennifer's No Hard Feelings is "rated R for sexual content, language, some graphic nudity and brief drug use" (3 out of 6 users rated the nude scenes "severe")
Emma Stone*
Kek, yes, thx. Also a better deal seeing as Watson's looking rough these days
thats just sad and desperate by now, I liked her in those mediocre o.russell movies
So sniffable
Women make me wanna puke they’re so fricking disgusting…. I mean their personalities and what they do…. the shit they get up to in private and secret is disgusting. JLaw has probably licked a dog’s balls before or some shit.
Jennifer Lawrence Butthole general or /jlb/ for short
Don't jinx it, were only 6 away from 300. Idea saved though, bruh.
A very stinky general
Might as well call it herd of moose general, God damn.
actresses who’ve had children aren’t hot anymore
this is just gross
On the contrary childless Hollywood ghouls creep me out.
Bryce Dallas Howard on the other hand BTFOs them all and has a big beautiful (ass, and) family.
I've been edging hard since OP posted
>JLaw has a full frontal naked fight scene in movie.
when do we get to see this? when's it out?
>nobody has posted said scene
What is even the point of this board
holding pen for the reddit refugees
Sharing shaggy dog stories without having to defend their veracity.
Movie will be released in 3 days, there are neither user nor real critic reviews on imdb so far, only rumors.
we have already scene her full front hole and her back hole. why is seeing it years later after being stretched out something that is appealing?
is this movie out yet?
Images of her butthole have been out for years, what more do you wanna see?
Aging changes a person and if you like the person you want to see what they look like now.
Imagine a doughnut that’s been sitting in the toilet for 2 days, there you go.
die shit thread
HAGN JLaw
captcha: buthole
So is the movie any good or....
why are zoomers the sex-less generation?