I just watched picrel. It's more balanced than the netflix one. They even criticised some of the shannan's actions. Anyway, why did he do it, bros?
I just watched picrel. It's more balanced than the netflix one.
I just watched picrel. It's more balanced than the netflix one. They even criticised some of the shannan's actions. Anyway, why did he do it, bros?
I'm married but we don't currently have any children. How can I become Watts-pilled?
Here's a step-by-step guide:
>be born a psychopath with low iq
>make sure you become shy via peer bullying in school (this is so that your psychopathy isn't noticed later on in life)
>marry a moronic woman with an underdeveloped amygdala
>have kids with her and let her raise them for that most part (they should start throwing nuggets at you, since you'll be giving them the creeps)
>let your moronic wife put you in debt with the newest scam fad on facebook
>this is the hardest part: find an anal queen mistress and become ass-drunk
The rest will naturally come to you.
You forgot
>get down to 10% body fat to attract some 4/10 roastie at work
>give wife lots of thermometers for sodomising the children with
good list though
Reminds me of the youtube channel "Debug Your Health"
That mom really likes giving her 2 girls enemas for made up reasons using pseudoscience.
I think Shannan may have poisoned at least one of her daughters somehow at least once as part of the Munchausens. She later threw a fit and stirred a bunch of drama by accusing Chris's mom of trying to kill Cece with ice cream
>10% body fat
Americans are delusional. He was 18% at best.
>the poem brain thinks she's a 4/10
Would love to know what you think is a 10/10 and a 1/10 if you think the anal mistress is a 4
chris has a really high iq
I think it's been pretty well covered in the past 10,000 threads.
Still cunfused about his mistress and her involvement
This is probably just an assdruk reference but in the off-chance it isn't, I will say her breaking in to steal the ring was a low point.
yeah, that was creepy
>the way the cop keeps nervously looking in the dark dining room
you can spot a shadow
how do we know this... wasn't shanan's ghost??
or the ghost of the indian burial ground that possessed Chris and made him do this? I have chills guys
It was probably the mistress
It's irritating how this guy keeps saying "His ENTIRE FAMILY" as if trying to make things sound more dramatic or hold our attention or something.
We get it. He killed his wife and daughters. We wouldn't be watching if we didn't know the basics of the case already. Stop reminding us every 30 seconds
But anon how else do you expect him to get views
I don't think the nutpill has been covered here, at least not that I have seen.
you say that like Watts doesnt deserve another 10k threads
FLOPPY
POOPY
WEINER
FART
VACUUM
For the nookie
Limp Bizkit is such a violent band. Nu-Metal should be outlawed, so detrimental to society.
this guy got woke up on the wrong side of the bed and got his stuff broken
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5219206-Christopher-Watts-REDACTED-FINAL - Redacted compiled case information. Essential reading for all Wattsheads
Thanks man. Always love some watts lore.
yeah I've read it. Good material for possible memes too
lmfao
This is unironically my wife. Her Google searches read more like a stream of consciousness
There is nothing that tickles me more than seeing my girlfriend’s and her girl friends’ google search history. Women google some fricking insane things. I swear my gf is secretly illiterate - she types and writes impeccably to me and her friends, but her Google searches have the most toddler level spelling I’ve ever seen. It’s very endearing
kek
Crazy. This shit reads like it was written by a 14 y/o girl. moronbros, our response?
>I knew i was addicted
pissed myself laughing at this bit
>Watts searched Google for the distance from the moon to earth
So, that was his plan for the bodies? GREAT IDEA CHRIS
>literally every single thing I've ever googled or posted can be traced back to me
It's obvious, but still...
Well dont be a fricking moron
Scary isn't it? The only comforting thought is that with all the hundreds of internet searches from millions of people, they can't monitor it all. Just don't give them a reason to look into you. Like murdering your family.
>The only comforting thought is that with all the hundreds of internet searches from millions of people, they can't monitor it all
You really think they don't have AI capable of monitoring everyone? Keep in mind that their technology is at least 20 years ahead of what we have at any given time.
There goes my weekend plans!
Like I give a frick what some glowBlack person thinks of all my degenerate and morally questionable searches.
Some homosexuals will sat "you shouldn't care if you have nothing to hide!"
I say "I have nothing to hide because I don't care".
Not if you're careful. Use a different search engine without a login or anything, and a VPN
VPNs will snitch on you if asked in a split second.
> can be traced back to me
....I don't think you understand dude. These kind of people aren't being de-anonymized by echelon-5 - they have a computer or phone and they type this shit into non-incognito windows. The cops get their computer and just look at the history
Zoomy Anon... incognito mode means fricking nothing in any case such as this they subpoena your ISP for logs from the IP assigned to you either in general or at a specific time frame and have everything instantly as they roll over immediately.
Your ISP doesn't know what you searched. They don't even know the domain names, only which IP addresses you sent requests to, which doesn't really say much anything. For example, they know you sent requests to the same IP where Cinemaphile is, they don't know which boards you opened, which threads you posted or anything else. This is how TLS works, which is in use pretty much everywhere these days
Just to add, off course Cinemaphile can then give your info to the cops if they have it, but your ISP doesn't know anything else
The thought of my internet history surfacing unironically makes me scared of running for any kind of office or becoming famous. Like one day someone could just ruin me by digging up shit from decades ago. My only defense would be "I was young, I disavow it now." Probably wouldn't work. Imagine a future presidential candidate whose old Cinemaphile posts and google searches got dug up. He'd just be ruined. Nothing he said could mitigate it.
Well, that's how they handle you. If you didn't have anything at all that existed, a totally clean record, they could just honeypot you into doing something blackmailable, or even just make up a sufficiently convincing forgery.
I guess that's true. It's more about pledging fealty so they don't ruin you and protect you. Ruining you if you turn on them would be easy no matter what. Still, it's definitely a lot easier of the guy actually has real dirt.
I mean if someone needs you out of the way quick then 15 terabytes of child porn will be found at your home in a no-knock FBI raid so it doesn't really matter how clean your nose really is.
>President Anon is half way through his first term
>someone digs up his TND posts
>all those searches for petite anal
uh oh bros... I don't feel so good
but seriously, the porn searches the gov't and google et al monitor must be hilarious
>6:10 does weed make you moronic
>6:30 midget footporn
>6:50 food near me
The Shaggy Defense:
>wasn't me
I've thought about making some sort of device, about the size of a toaster, that googles random phrases every x minutes from my ip. Might be funny.
What odd shit is found in your history bros?
>constant googling of diseases and their symptoms
>googling random words to see if I spelled them correctly
>"(female twitch streamer) nude leak
Honestly not that bad
Because of you anons quite a lot. Someone was talking about a flag for nonces so my last search is "pedo flag", but I'm British so the government would protect me for that
>I wonder if there's ass on the moon
I guess that's when he realised the volcano option was more feasible
He may have been wondering if the nearest volcano could launch his family to the moon.
This battery related part is my favorite with the investigator mentioning he was at the same metallica concert Chris went to.
Ffs that floored me
Ijbol
>To the moon, Shanana
He really was prepared for every scenario.
>finds out distance between Earth and Moon
>kills his wife moments later
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP SIR
HOW CAN HE SLEEP
comedy gold
Awwww!
So gay. Do women really like this shit?
As a man who prefers to spend as little money as possible on the women I date, yes, letters work quite well. Remember women never stop being children mentally
>What do you feel when someone tells you they love you
Dude was a straight up NPC
This. When you see him acting the doting father it just looks like he's on autopilot. He doesn't really appear to have much personality or character. Just an npc who glitched out and slew his family to start over.
If my wife kept shoving a phone in my face to broadcast personal family moments to the entire internet I'd act like that too
Most criminals are.
Chris's google history, it's bloody Chris's googles history
>how to feel emotions
>how to believably react to someone showing affection
>When to say I love you? Interlinked
Interlinked
>What do you feel when someone tells you they love you? interlinked
Interlinked
he's a 90 IQ psychopath
>”should I laugh when the reporter asks me about my missing family?”
p1162 talks about some gay affair chris has with some gay, never seen this mentioned here before but hes doing gay stuff in prison after all
thats just his interview summary it was all bullshit
I'm too assdruk to read 1960 pages of moron kino.
I'm gonna write him a letter
if u do write any high profile prisoner a letter the feds and prison staff and you will most assuredly be put on a list, especially if your not some crazy b***h trying to marry him in prison
So I'll marry him to avoid suspicion, ezpz
ASS
The watts home was built over an indigenous burial ground. Chris was Poltergeisted.
>That scene with Chris dressed as santa
lynchian
%3D
The constant crying in the background is Eraserhead-esque
why tf is she filming herself the whole time? jesus this is grim
She was completely insane
>Cannot kill the family
>Nuggies are found in me
Damn thats so fricked up and hilarious at the same time
why?
It just is ok?!?!!?
well to me i think he was driving in his car listening to sirius and heard the song and couldnt figure out what the singer was saying so he looked up the lyrics so he could sing along properly.... after killing his family and disposing their bodies
that is fricking hilarious
why
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>Her eyes filled with blood; as she looked at me and she died. I knew she was gone when she relieved herself.
source?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/killer-dad-chris-watts-reveals-sick-details-of-how-he-murdered-his-family/F22HYPNOKLTBKPQUGCZGMIIPY4/
savage
>You're laughing. They threw chicken nuggies at me and you're laughing.
Assdiction is a serious disease
so is he the bottom or the one fricking other dudes
>topping a family annihilator who was into fricking his mistress in the ass
Hot?
I don't think Chris is at the bottom of anything in prison
He looks like the shot caller (2017)
>ASS CALLER
That's okay, but nothing impressive. Wonder what he looks like nowadays.
thats his original prison photo, its old as frick
liking anal confirmed gay
But it's an American prison, no foreskins to be found. They could just be doing mutual J.O.s
I'm circumcised and I've never used lotion or lube for jerking off.
>why did he do it, bros?
he wanted some of that sweet poop dick action, cant blame the man really he was just a moron who couldnt cover his tracks or think of a different way to get poop on his dick without killing his kids
cousin of Detective Buckmaster
Can anyone confirm that the mistress was related to some glowies and that’s the reason she got Scot-free? She was definitely involved in the killings, at least on a manipulative basis.
Her father was strangely present during some of her police interviews, and she did verifiably lie to them a number of times without even being fully investigated. Part of the scandalous nature of this crime is that there was not a trial due to Chris changing to a guilty plea. By doing that, it ended any further or exhaustive investigation of Kessinger.
He fails the physiognomy check
>family annihilator house is blurred on google maps
Wack
He sold it for twice what he paid for it. Pretty smart investment.
What use is that money, though? Who would he give it to?
do normies really be looking up threesome porn not in incognito mode
why would you ever use incognito mode who is looking through your browser history?
the demons
She is so freaking involved bros.
do you think so, anon?
nice kitchen
1. His wife had trapped him into debt and he couldn't afford the bills
2. Worked out wife got fat
3. Endured verbal abuse from his wife and child abuse from his kids throwing nuggets
4. His wife had another kid coming
The thought of 4 abusers drove him to self protection. Can anyone blame him. Name one woman besides your mother who is decent.
Hypothetically speaking, how easy would it be to just flee to Mexico and take on a new life instead of having to pay child support or murder your family?
Making a living without knowing spanish would be the hardest part.
Spanish isn't that hard, even Mexicans can learn it.
There would be a lot of ways for a plan like that to go south and Chris Watts would surely employ several
I can see how he probably thought this all through and one listen of Metallica made him think going murderhouse was the only option kek
>moon
>volcano
which way, white man?
Dude he was a victim of child abuse. He's not going to pay his abusers support.
Mexico will just extradite you, you'll need to go somewhere like Africa
He should return to his native Chad.
>Cuba extradites US criminals to the US
>Israel doesn't
You cannot last long enough without raising questions within the border area, you'll need to got to remote places or tourist areas, the US Marshalls work along with Mexican authorities with several cases from missing persons to murders, Now even if Chris went missing on murder or deadbeat dad charges, he'll have to survive the mexican livelihood by doing menial blue collar work.
Chris should have gone to them peruvian mountain towns. Maybe mutt authority would have let him go.
>Name one woman besides your mother who is decent.
The Virgin Mary
He didn’t. Shannan did and he got her back for killing his cute little kiddos. He was butt drunk.
Does anyone have the link to the unlisted video that breaks down how it was all shannans fault.
If it's written "tubi" why do you all pronounce it "toobi"?
ESL go away
what i dont understand is how this is almost the only dude who ever did this. him and farquharson. how the frick do every other c**t just put up with 'nerr why are you sitting around just cos its your day off you should mow the lawn you should save that peach for the kids nerr' for the rest of their lives??
I used to not understand at all why men did stuff like this. But after being married for 5 years, I get it. I totally get it. Not saying I would do it, just that I understand. When you're under that much stress, your brain starts going to dark places to alleviate it. Actually doing it is another thing. Probably just have to reach a certain point where you snap under the pressure.
Why would you put yourself in that situation?
This isnt like one or 2 decisions that got him into that situation. This is a slow burn. Love girl, now she's wife, now there's a kid, now there's a mortgage, now there's two.... its all a slow burn. Many such cases of men who have found themselves in this situation and they may ask themselves
>how did I get here?
this is not my beautiful house
this is not my beautiful wife
This. It's not like you decide one day to go into a fricked up marriage. The pot is heated slowly until you finally notice, and by that point you're boiling.
At least 2 details I member that I haven't seen covered since:
1) he cheated on his wife with dudes too
2) The wife was obsessed with checking the kids' temperature and posting about it
RIP in any case
>he cheated on his wife with dudes too
before prison? how do you know?
Yes. I remember that being reported when the case was in the news. I don't have a source.
> Trent Bolte, 29, said he met Watts on the dating app MeetMe in 2017. "He said he didn't know if he was bisexual or gay," Bolte recalled, adding that Watts admitted he had a family, but gave the impression that he was separated from wife Shan'ann.
I think this guy has been proven as a clout chasing liar.
>The wife was obsessed with checking the kids' temperature and posting about it
Was she peating?
shannan 100% had manchausen by proxy or whatever its called now
yeah they had no illnesses and neither did she
1) he cheated on his wife with dudes too
it was one guy who was shown to be lying and changed his story more than once
Some anon said he knew them both before they moved from Carolina to Denver and they were out of control pill heads doing sex stuff for drugs which I thought was interesting.
Surely no woman would talk this way to her husband unless she had a domestic violence fantasy she was trying to indulge
One wonders
I think it may be a good idea to start posting true crime threads on /b/. The subject in general is best suited to that board. There are all kinds of crazy cases of people doing nefarious and stupid shit. There is a limit to the niche appeal this board gets from interrogation footage: a very similar overlap to the niche appeal to channels like JCS.
If anyone wants to post anything like crime scene photos, that shouldn't go on a blue board at all. There's also plenty of good reasons for Cinemaphile to not have a /crime/ board. Wattsposting is kino, but any real growth potential would be found on /b/, maybe /bant/.
This one is a curated selection: https://youtu.be/dOSr_EXx5SY?si=5lxFLLr-XjKtntFE
Mr Ballen's promotions are annoying but easily skippable. This one is well worth the listen and thankfully is not a story about murder. One thing about true crime content is that cases of people committing murder are more drab than anything. Usually their psychology is not fascinating, and they are always tragic.
who the frick asked you moron
Me, I asked myself, but you'll miss out if you don't listen to the story of this guy who kidnapped his girlfriend by impersonating a Satanic cult, got caught, then painted himself brown and flew from Australia to India with a fake passport
/b/ is a porn board in everything but name.
>Forced to visit /b/ to read true crime memes after your teenage years
Disgusting
not a burger, where can i watch this?
utorrent
here you are my friend
thank you kindly
>hi! it's me
%3D%3D
Wtf. This woman is a loon. But damn she's got a nice ass and breasts.
Anyone know why you have to wait 60 seconds before posting now?
Chris Watts threads are the best threads on Cinemaphile
It’s close.
>Dr. Kessinger, I'm ass-drunk
>Damn, I really miss watts thre- uh I mean my children, I miss my children, those little oil drums I mean gold nuggets
He was huffing the most dangerous drug known to man: Butt fumes. Once you whiff, your wife is a stiff. You can't blame the guy. Pheromones might as well be a virus. It's stated that the chick he was cheating with had such an abnormally high level of pheromones emitting from her ass that it'd be literally impossible for any more sized male to overcome its influence. The girlfriend is the real murderer and orchestrated the entire thing. The problem with anal fumes is that it destroys all cognitive abilities as well. So after the murder, he was entirely too intoxicated to properly cover up the evidence and defend himself believably to the police.
Butt funk: Not even once.
new copypasta?
checked
It should be a big butt instead of nicoles face. Just my opinion.
same thing
Nichol "Accessory To Murder" Kessinger BTFO, completely gaped. How will she ever recover?
Is assdruk just a meme, or is there actual letters of him talking about anal?
i think it was based on this
from the police report
bruh
Watts is the worst forced meme crime case. Shit like this happens every day, super boring cut-and-dry case only got big because women think this salt and pepper douche is hot.
Every day?
You're telling me every day somebody murders their wife for anal sex? What can we do to combat this epidemic?
bro killing your wife and children isn't actually normal or common. don't do it
even when you're offered anal by a mid cougar in your area. Don't do it.
it would be bad for your public image. Just don't
Watts is a fricking moron and to this day has no explanation for his murders. I don’t think he even accepts responsibility.
Fugue state my homie. Explain my dick in your mouth.
Did he have a choice?
i don’t think he has free will at all
Nah, he has free will, he's just fundamentally unable to use it and made the wrong decision every time he tried.