I just watched The VVitch (2015). What did I think of it?

I just watched The VVitch (2015).

What did I think of it?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You thought it was alright, and you thought Anya was cute enough, but you couldn't escape the idea that she was a puritan girl living in a cabin so she probably didn't bathe as much and it was definitely hairy (read: it stank), which really diminished her and made her kind of gross. You thought the little transition from goat to man was neat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hairy
      that's hot though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, hair traps sweat and grool and makes it smell worse than it already does, and then you add in the fact she's probably only bathing once a month in murky river water. If she spread her legs you'd probably gag.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          but a man living in those times would also smell bad and spend most days working in or around mud mixed with animal piss and feces, along with having less powerful senses of smell and taste from malnutrition and probably smoking a pipe every day or something, along with being generally low-energy and only wanting to have sex once a week, and it would be no trouble at all to command your wife to wash up that often for the purposes of intercourse
          learn what perspective is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they are produced to keep you warm in the winter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      guess how I know you're american

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it's an american movie about a story that takes place in america?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not wanting to bury your face in Anya's hairy snatch
      NGMI

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You thought wow, I'm a stupid reddit homosexual who has no capacity to think for myself, so I will go seek validation from a bunch of autistic dipshits for some reason.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1st watch
    That was cool I think?

    >2nd watch
    This is a nice film. Not pretentious and not dumb. Perfect unconventional horror movie.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it in cinemas when it came out. Instantly looked up her insta when I got out. Oh she was so cute back then

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't she a minor when she made that movie?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      released in 2015, her yob is 1996 so no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, 17

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't that well-known back then, so I guess so.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good joke anon I smiled a bit

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    objectively this was Anya at her peak.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she do it bros

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        jews got to her when they figured out she was primarily most popular with young white men

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a child

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            try again troony

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is a real life witch,,, not to say she rides on a broom but she carry’s around tarot cards and all that stuff. Every single actor from the movie is a witch, Ralph inesons son is literally names Lucifer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      8/10 but i could nae understand her english tongue.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some horror movies similar to this? Similar in that there are few jump scares, and the movie must be carried by atmosphere and acting instead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ginger Snaps, though it's not as artsy, it is similarly about a hot "teenage" girl dealing with horror crap

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think you're a stupid homosexual for actually spelling the Witch with two V's just because the poster uses a stylized spelling. homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      back to buchenvvald, irving

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T POST HER RECENT PHOTO

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