I don't see a problem. It's not going to win any awards, but a Batmite-like imp is the kind of character you give this dialogue to. It's part of their shtick. I just wish it was limited to them I hate when you see it attributed to literally anyone else.
It's dialogue appropriate for a Batmite-like character. There are so many worse examples of dialogue in modern comics this is fairly tame. morons just get mad because he talks about shipping, but these are the kinds of characters you can have address that stuff.
It's really not that bad, I can think of much worse. And shipping can be addressed by characters like Bat-Mite who exist to be 4th wall breaking fans. It's only an issue when you have regular in-universe characters talk about it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's already that bad, but show me something much worse.
Shipping should never be addressed by any character. When they dip their toes into fandom habits and lingo, it's already fricked.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It's already that bad, but show me something much worse.
This is weak ass shit. It's like eating untoasted buttered bread, you know it can be better but it could be worse. If you're offput by something as bland as these 4 panels you're a massive fricking moron.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The OP pic is just as bad as this. The same level of estrogen-fueled horseshit that's been ruining comics for decades, which you're defending. >untoasted buttered bread
That's still tasty. Stay away from food analogies.
9 months ago
Anonymous
5th dimensionals get to break the 4th wall for jokes. It's been a thing. Don't get hung up.
>AHHHHH He addressed shipping in a comic!? Im literally melting
Calm down. The only people who care about it are deranged idiots on twitter and you. Any normal person can tell it's a joke and move on
>have your boyfriend hangout with your proteges, one of which is much more skilled and strong than you ever were, and the other more fertile and young than you
endless suffering.
>Why does Babs wear purple lipstick? What's the purpose?
Because lipstick is fricking hot and the colorist probably has a lipstick_mark_on_penis fetish frick you.
Babs is in an awkward place since she's tied to Dick but will never be accepted as part of the Titans, which is his most popular gig aside from being Batman's partner.
It's funny how Dick was just as much as a moody, distrusting guy in the early Nightwing days, but now that Jason is "the one with issues," Dick has been retconned to the sunny, emotionally healthy guy.
I can't say I dislike it. It makes sense thematically. Batman is worried that Dick will turn out like him, but he doesn't and proves you can fight the never-ending war on crime without being miserable, making Batman proud. It fits with his Robin history, being the bright contrast to Batman, and with him being this traveling circus carny. Some retcons make sense.
Dick got fricked when Jason got changed from Punisher knockoff to the Batfam’s resident sadboy. Every new Robin has reduced the range of emotions Dick is allowed to show.
They kicked her out of the last two BoP books because of how Harley has taken over the title to match the old movie synergy and how casuals think BoP is Harley's team now.
>They kicked her out of the last two BoP books because of how Harley has taken over the title to match the old movie synergy and how casuals think BoP is Harley's team now.
FRICK
How the frick did I miss that?
I literally just now realized that Barbara Gordon doesn't appear in that awful BoP movie. I was so mad about everything else in it that I forgot the most important part: Birds of Prey is Orcale's personal task force. Literally made by her, for her.
>and?
Robin was the character that Batman would sit in the Batcave and discuss cases with. The "dry-wit, confidant butler who Batman spitballs cases with" is pretty much an invention of BtAS.
WHAT!? The GOTHAM CITY SIRENS!? WHA-!? You're ALL gonna TAKE TURNS FRICKING my BOYFRIEND!?HARLEY'S FIRST!? And she's gonna RIDE HIS face for hours until his FACE is COVERED by CLOWN c**t JUICE!?! And then she's going to SUCK AND LICK his BIG wiener while she does, KISS his FAT BALLS and STROKE his DONG!?!? PUT her BLACK LIPSTICKED MOUTH and wrap her CLOWN THROAT over it like a WET FRICK SLEEVE and sucking as HARD as she CAN!?!? And after Harley is done MILKING his BIG wiener, IVY is going to suck his SEED to fertilize her GARDEN that is her WET, DEWEY c**t!?? She's going to FRICK HIM until his DICK is RED and RAW!?B-But your PUSSIES are TOO TIGHT. You're going to RUIN OTHER WOMEN for him , like me and my DISABLED CRIPPLE c**t!! And then CATWOMAN will get her PUSSY STUFFED when they're all FRICKED OUT and BRED by BOY WONDER SEED!? Th-THANK YOU!! My CRIPPLE vegana can't bare OFFSPRING. And NOW, CATWOMAN is HAVING SEX with the adopted son of BATMAN, who she ALSO FRICKED!?!? This is SO WRONG OH NO. I ALMOST can't WATCH!! And now they invited a SPECIAL GUEST!?!? IS THAT...OH NO!! It's lady SHIVA herself, the world's DEADLIEST ASSASIN, and she wants MY BOYFRIEND'S FERTILE SEED!?!?. B-But her DAUGHTER is like MY DAUGHTER, this SO TRAUMATIZING, what a HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE that will surely make me END UP IN AN ASYLUM with the CLOWN MAN who CRIPPLED ME!! And SHIVA is saying she wants..ANOTHER DAUGHTER!?!? And then CASS and STEPH will RIDE HIM too so that everyone around me GETS BRED except for ME!?!? Shiva will EXPLOIT her DAUGHTER’S AUTISTIC NEED TO COMPETE to make her SHOW ME how much BETTER she can MAKE HIM CUM THAN ME!? And then STEPH will SPOIL HIM with her SUPER FERTILE TEENAGE PUSSY!?!? Oh NO! This will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE that I will CERTAINLY fail and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! Where the ONLY thing I'll be ABLE TO WATCH will be my BELOVED BOYFRIEND used as a FRICKTOY for the rest of OUR LIVES!? YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
>GOTHAM CITY SIRENS
Why is this pushed as a team name when it never used as such in their original book? The book was just about female characters in Gotham City not a team.
>And what's the nature of your relationship? >I shlick myself at the computer while I watch other women frick him over a live webcam feed. >Yeah, I-wait, what? >I get off on the online comments too.
One of Babs's biggest problems is editorial. DC is desperate to force her back as Batgirl for silver age and DCAU nostalgia but most writers and fans prefer her as Oracle.
>most writers perfer her as Oracle
Writers like James Tynion and Tom Taylor.
Oh but I guess you don't want to admit that right? How editorial actually forced Barbara back into the chair and separate her from Steph and Cass during Batgirls.
I wish she got beat to death as often as Meg does.
What the frick is this writing?
Tom Taylor, please like and retweet to all your friends so they can all have a communal squee and he can point out the high engagement to his bosses
I don't see a problem. It's not going to win any awards, but a Batmite-like imp is the kind of character you give this dialogue to. It's part of their shtick. I just wish it was limited to them I hate when you see it attributed to literally anyone else.
>I don't see a problem.
Because you're part of the problem.
It's dialogue appropriate for a Batmite-like character. There are so many worse examples of dialogue in modern comics this is fairly tame. morons just get mad because he talks about shipping, but these are the kinds of characters you can have address that stuff.
Shipping should never be addressed.
There's also
>Please don't find this entertaining.
which is brutally cringe dialogue.
It's really not that bad, I can think of much worse. And shipping can be addressed by characters like Bat-Mite who exist to be 4th wall breaking fans. It's only an issue when you have regular in-universe characters talk about it.
It's already that bad, but show me something much worse.
Shipping should never be addressed by any character. When they dip their toes into fandom habits and lingo, it's already fricked.
>It's already that bad, but show me something much worse.
This is weak ass shit. It's like eating untoasted buttered bread, you know it can be better but it could be worse. If you're offput by something as bland as these 4 panels you're a massive fricking moron.
The OP pic is just as bad as this. The same level of estrogen-fueled horseshit that's been ruining comics for decades, which you're defending.
>untoasted buttered bread
That's still tasty. Stay away from food analogies.
5th dimensionals get to break the 4th wall for jokes. It's been a thing. Don't get hung up.
>AHHHHH He addressed shipping in a comic!? Im literally melting
Calm down. The only people who care about it are deranged idiots on twitter and you. Any normal person can tell it's a joke and move on
>It's not going to win any awards,
Nightwing literally won an eisner for its writing this year
Even though it's absurd that Daredevil lost to Boringwing, it's still true.
You know what didn't win an Eisner? Geoff's Green Lantern.
>have your boyfriend hangout with your proteges, one of which is much more skilled and strong than you ever were, and the other more fertile and young than you
endless suffering.
She's fricking Dick Grayson. Why would anyone feel bad for her?
Because she's more then Dick's love interest.
yeah, she's also the Justice League's I.T b***h
Because a lot of people are fricking Dick Grayson, that's the problem.
>get shot on the spine once
>never live it down
Sad!
Why does Babs wear purple lipstick? What's the purpose?
>Why does Babs wear purple lipstick? What's the purpose?
Because lipstick is fricking hot and the colorist probably has a lipstick_mark_on_penis fetish frick you.
It looks good on Harley but it makes Babs look like a clown. Ironic.
Babs is in an awkward place since she's tied to Dick but will never be accepted as part of the Titans, which is his most popular gig aside from being Batman's partner.
It's Harley's fault that Babs got kicked out of the Birds of Prey title.
No it's the fault of millenial writers nostalgic for the Batfamily they think they remember.
This is the fault of nostalgia.
It's funny how Dick was just as much as a moody, distrusting guy in the early Nightwing days, but now that Jason is "the one with issues," Dick has been retconned to the sunny, emotionally healthy guy.
I can't say I dislike it. It makes sense thematically. Batman is worried that Dick will turn out like him, but he doesn't and proves you can fight the never-ending war on crime without being miserable, making Batman proud. It fits with his Robin history, being the bright contrast to Batman, and with him being this traveling circus carny. Some retcons make sense.
He’s too optimistic, too upbeat. He’s nothing like his character from decades past.
Which is for the best. 90s edge characters were annoying.
Gave you read that run? Dick wasn’t a typical 90s edgelord.
Why would Batman be worried that Dick will turn out to be like him?
Dick got fricked when Jason got changed from Punisher knockoff to the Batfam’s resident sadboy. Every new Robin has reduced the range of emotions Dick is allowed to show.
They kicked her out of the last two BoP books because of how Harley has taken over the title to match the old movie synergy and how casuals think BoP is Harley's team now.
>They kicked her out of the last two BoP books because of how Harley has taken over the title to match the old movie synergy and how casuals think BoP is Harley's team now.
FRICK
How the frick did I miss that?
I literally just now realized that Barbara Gordon doesn't appear in that awful BoP movie. I was so mad about everything else in it that I forgot the most important part: Birds of Prey is Orcale's personal task force. Literally made by her, for her.
Know what else Oracle doesn't appear in?
he's right you know
so did Babs ever recover from this mogging?
She literally cucks Kori in the same comic on her wedding night you moron
you've reminded me; Dick is such a dick
nightwing gays actually read this shit?
apparently they do.
It's crazy to me how people care at all about Batman characters that aren't Bruce, Alfred, or the rogues gallery.
Dick existed before Alfred though.
Not everyone grew up on just the movies and cartoons that were scared to use Robin.
I forgot Gordon.
And?
There's a really good reason the movies largely avoided using the supplementary characters, and the ones that didn't are lesser for it.
>and?
Robin was the character that Batman would sit in the Batcave and discuss cases with. The "dry-wit, confidant butler who Batman spitballs cases with" is pretty much an invention of BtAS.
>nightwing deserves an imp because...!
tom taylor deserves to be meetoed and this is coming from someone who liked dceased
Imagine showing this to the creators of these characters, what an embarrassment
Babs was complaining about runs in her tights, she wasn't exactly made to be a dignified character
It was literally a different time.
kek I love when casuals get overly dramatic. "StAn LeE iS rOlLiNg In HiS gRaVe"
If Babs is in correlation with any Family Guy character, it's gotta be Joe Swanson.
Yeah, I went there. Start seething, b***hes.
The second best ship for Babs and we won't even get a nod. Oh well.
sex.
>Booba
Thank you for making her bigger than Stephanie.
WHAT!? The GOTHAM CITY SIRENS!? WHA-!? You're ALL gonna TAKE TURNS FRICKING my BOYFRIEND!?HARLEY'S FIRST!? And she's gonna RIDE HIS face for hours until his FACE is COVERED by CLOWN c**t JUICE!?! And then she's going to SUCK AND LICK his BIG wiener while she does, KISS his FAT BALLS and STROKE his DONG!?!? PUT her BLACK LIPSTICKED MOUTH and wrap her CLOWN THROAT over it like a WET FRICK SLEEVE and sucking as HARD as she CAN!?!? And after Harley is done MILKING his BIG wiener, IVY is going to suck his SEED to fertilize her GARDEN that is her WET, DEWEY c**t!?? She's going to FRICK HIM until his DICK is RED and RAW!?B-But your PUSSIES are TOO TIGHT. You're going to RUIN OTHER WOMEN for him , like me and my DISABLED CRIPPLE c**t!! And then CATWOMAN will get her PUSSY STUFFED when they're all FRICKED OUT and BRED by BOY WONDER SEED!? Th-THANK YOU!! My CRIPPLE vegana can't bare OFFSPRING. And NOW, CATWOMAN is HAVING SEX with the adopted son of BATMAN, who she ALSO FRICKED!?!? This is SO WRONG OH NO. I ALMOST can't WATCH!! And now they invited a SPECIAL GUEST!?!? IS THAT...OH NO!! It's lady SHIVA herself, the world's DEADLIEST ASSASIN, and she wants MY BOYFRIEND'S FERTILE SEED!?!?. B-But her DAUGHTER is like MY DAUGHTER, this SO TRAUMATIZING, what a HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE that will surely make me END UP IN AN ASYLUM with the CLOWN MAN who CRIPPLED ME!! And SHIVA is saying she wants..ANOTHER DAUGHTER!?!? And then CASS and STEPH will RIDE HIM too so that everyone around me GETS BRED except for ME!?!? Shiva will EXPLOIT her DAUGHTER’S AUTISTIC NEED TO COMPETE to make her SHOW ME how much BETTER she can MAKE HIM CUM THAN ME!? And then STEPH will SPOIL HIM with her SUPER FERTILE TEENAGE PUSSY!?!? Oh NO! This will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE that I will CERTAINLY fail and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! Where the ONLY thing I'll be ABLE TO WATCH will be my BELOVED BOYFRIEND used as a FRICKTOY for the rest of OUR LIVES!? YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
https://voca.ro/1dlQRNXPlN75
Kinda ran out of energy at the end. Oh well. AI has it's limitations.
holy shit lmao. Spotty in some places but works amazing in others
>GOTHAM CITY SIRENS
Why is this pushed as a team name when it never used as such in their original book? The book was just about female characters in Gotham City not a team.
Because it's a good team name.
Shame the book itself was shit. I hate Ivy and Catwoman.
The Dini stuff is fantastic, the rest is mediocre.
Top 5 most wholesome DickBabs moment
That purple lipstick is terrible. Ew.
Frick you, it's pure sex.
>And what's the nature of your relationship?
>I shlick myself at the computer while I watch other women frick him over a live webcam feed.
>Yeah, I-wait, what?
>I get off on the online comments too.
Ouch
>Another asiaticgirlgay anti-babs thread
Reminder that your chink knockoff is a no draw shit character that will never be popular
I just don't see the sex appeal to Nightwing, he makes me think of a store mannequin then a red blooded man.
Still nothing.
One of Babs's biggest problems is editorial. DC is desperate to force her back as Batgirl for silver age and DCAU nostalgia but most writers and fans prefer her as Oracle.
Crippled people can’t be heroes
>most writers perfer her as Oracle
Writers like James Tynion and Tom Taylor.
Oh but I guess you don't want to admit that right? How editorial actually forced Barbara back into the chair and separate her from Steph and Cass during Batgirls.
Dick would go back to eating in two places, as it was pre-crisis
Actually Dick never dated either of these two. In fact I think writers made fun of people who assumed that during the original bronze age teen titans.
OG Harlequin was the best, the retcons were a mistake.
She sucks. Worst batgirl.