He might not have known at that point, I don't recall. I DO recall that pauly treats him like shit at first and has to walk it back because he didn't know who he was at first. It's possible Vito was in a similar situation
I love how gross and self-promotional all these wop actors are, they're all running their own scams. They're basically the same as the characters they play, only they don't kill people.
>only they don’t kill people >in 2005, Lilo Brancato’s life infamously spun out of control: hopelessly addicted to crack and heroin, he burgled a friend’s house with an accomplice when a hero off-duty cop who confronted them was shot dead.
Vito's especially bad for it. There was an article I can't find right now about a Soprano filming location bus tour where you board the bus in NY and they drive to a bunch of locations in NJ. Vito's actor used to drive up when you were boarding and sell Sopranos themed tourist knock knacks like licence plates and keychains that said gayGEDABOUTIT and GABAGOOL and shit out of the trunk of his car
I love how gross and self-promotional all these wop actors are, they're all running their own scams. They're basically the same as the characters they play, only they don't kill people.
They don't get royalties for the airing of the show and they don't really fit other shows and if they do it's for small rules. so they need to make a living.
Vito's especially bad for it. There was an article I can't find right now about a Soprano filming location bus tour where you board the bus in NY and they drive to a bunch of locations in NJ. Vito's actor used to drive up when you were boarding and sell Sopranos themed tourist knock knacks like licence plates and keychains that said gayGEDABOUTIT and GABAGOOL and shit out of the trunk of his car
I am honestly curious as to who would bid on this shit. And how awkward it would be to have this fat frick jabbering on about BTS Sopranos shit. If I was rich I'd do it and just keep asking him about the gay shit, like how'd it feel to weather the leather strap outfit, and keep trying to hold Finn's hand, shit like that.
>If I was rich I'd do it and just keep asking him about the gay shit, like how'd it feel to weather the leather strap outfit, and keep trying to hold Finn's hand, shit like that.
I am almost certain you would have to sign something guaranteeing that you do not mention the gay stuff, or the dinner would be canceled and you'd have to pay for Vito's Uber + the cost of the food
I saw a comic that was like "how women artists draw gays vs how gay artists draw gays" and its a standard yaoi bishonen on the woman side and a chubby burly guy on the gay guy side. Apparently chubby chasing is fairly common among gays.
>Fat hairy greaseball fricks boy >Boy develops attraction to fat hairy greaseballs >Boy grows into late teens/early 20s as a twink to attract fat hairy greaseballs >Twink ages and becomes a fat hairy greaseball in his 40s >The circle of life continues
In the replies to the comic it seemed like the top three types were twinks, ripped bodybuilders, and chubby dad-bods. Though that covers the majority of the population so that doesn't prove much.
Jack who? Also, I didn't make the list, I just put them according to my preferences. Also also, some of them need rearranged, but I'm lazy, so I'll probably never do it.
Of all the crazy bullshit on here, being attracted to big guys makes you react like this? Never mind the furries, never mind people into feet, never mind floor tile guy, THAT is where you draw the line?
To be honest, I am a bit attracted to Vito, particularly when he was on the thinner side, but Tony, Pussy, Bobby, and Jimmy Altieri are more attractive to me. Funny that they're all straight.
Homos like this truly lack any form of self-respect or discipline. These wienersuckers make even the roastiest of roasties look like saints in comparison. Amazing. If a person couldn't stop drinking alcohol for even 2 weeks, they'd be called an alcoholic, but this gayaloon can't stop drinking piss for 2 weeks? Pissaholic! Motherfricker should be flogged but he'd probably enjoy it. Cut his butthole off
Yeah dressing up in leather and dancing at gay bars, very smart. I know it was just a way to start his his whole gay on the lam arc, but I feel like Vito should know better
There's no reason to believe any of The Gang will be there. Similar thing happened to me, first time ever in a gay bar, not even in my hometown, ran into someone from high school.
Do you need help with your reading comprehension? >me gay with boyfriend >go club >see girl (female) [XX] {vegana} <booba> from school >she outs me
I know trans people live in your brain rent free, but I was talking about a born female, idiot.
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>>me gay with boyfriend >>go club
this sounds very gay
When you think about it, the odds of him being caught in the club were really slim. It had to be a club under mob protection, the collection had to happen in the middle of the night when it was crowded, and the dudes doing the pick-ups had to have spotted him the crowd. He was just super unlucky. If he just stayed on the dance floor instead of walking to the bar they probably would've walked out without even seeing him.
the internet was completely mainstream by then and even a dumb boomer like vito could have been getting dick from random gays up and down the jersey turnpike.
>enraged both New York and New Jersey and abandons his duties >they all know he's a gay >he was a top earner >his relative was a grumpy old man that did twenty years in the can
Do you think they would've spared him if he offered to pay a really high tax to both families whenever he earns?
Slim chance but running away sealed his fate
Doesn't he have an identical twin in the show? Why didn't he just deny everything?
That was Patsy with the twin I think. The twin got whacked on Tony's orders. I always felt like doing that shit and then keeping Patsy around was fricking stupid on T's part.
Vito was a moron and deserved to die. Imagine being a gangster that angers multiple families and then being completely home free but you crawl back because you can't handle doing any actual work. He even abandoned a lover and it's not like it was easy to find other gay men back then.
>but it was hard to get a long term boyfriend and you had to be secretive about it.
How long term is "long term"? Every girl I've dated has wanted to keep it a secret
>enraged both New York and New Jersey and abandons his duties >they all know he's a gay >he was a top earner >his relative was a grumpy old man that did twenty years in the can
Do you think they would've spared him if he offered to pay a really high tax to both families whenever he earns?
>kill one of your best earners because some gay across the river that already has a hard-on for you has a problem with it and you're too much of a b***h to handle him
The mistake was letting the 2 guys get away. Pussy knew that he couldnt take a chance and killed Elvis even though the chance of it leading to him getting caught was close to zero while those 2 talking about a homosexual captain was very high since they knew eachother.
the guy in the members only jacked comes out of the bathroom and shoots him. The hit was foreshadowed in a bunch of ways in the final season. The most obvious is a guy in the first episode wearing that jacked while killing someone. The members only refers to the mafia as a whole and tony mentioned the only end is jail or death
These two anons are moronic and fell easily for the red herring, which this show has many. They only showed the guy acting obviously suspicious and showed him entering the bathroom because they wanted to add another "theory" for the viewers to think about along with all the others. Also it added to the feeling of paranoia of everyone wanting to kill Tony for the harm he has done throughout his life. It would also be stupid as frick to kill your iconic character in some stupid Godfather reference. Also why the frick would he sit at the counter and then get up and go to the bathroom and then come out and shoot Tony in the head? Maybe if it was Eugene's brother trying to work up the courage to kill him, it would make sense but that rules out the Patsy and Paulie theory because they would have hired a professional who would walk in, shoot, then leave quickly, just like all the other hits throughout the show (or at least like Doc Santoro's death).
the guy in the members only jacked comes out of the bathroom and shoots him. The hit was foreshadowed in a bunch of ways in the final season. The most obvious is a guy in the first episode wearing that jacked while killing someone. The members only refers to the mafia as a whole and tony mentioned the only end is jail or death
Paulie becomes the surrogate leader of NJ basically being a yesman to new york, too old to really fight back from their demands and he never really cared about being rich either, then Patsy would be his consigliere and probably a pretty good level headed one, Benny becomes captain of the Aprile Crew the only one that really matters, and the guy that killed Phil becomes a heavy hitter
>invites Finn to a Yankees game >we assume he's going to kill Finn >instead we see Vito waiting at the stadium holding a bunch of Yankees gear that he bought for Finn and looking at his watch
Whatever happened there?
Union greasing. The guys doing nothing are marked as relief workers or something and get a paycheck despite doing frick all. It’s basically free money. It’s why Tony was so reluctant to ice Vito.
>You sound like a racehorse pissing in there
How are you supposed to respond to this?
You too!
>so you're into piss play too huh you fat homosexual
*gets whacked*
*slaps the toy gun away then pulls the rug from under vito and watch him tumble and roll away on his fat abdomen*
why the frick would he hit on the bosses daughters b/f ?
He might not have known at that point, I don't recall. I DO recall that pauly treats him like shit at first and has to walk it back because he didn't know who he was at first. It's possible Vito was in a similar situation
He knew because he was the one who told Paulie.
Then I guess he's just a coombrained moron
"Oh, yeah, I'm into sounding, so my urethra is huge."
>"Thanks, I do alright, what's up Vito?"
CAZZATA MALANGA
>hey vito, what do you call an italian zombie?
>...a gaba-ghoul!
>*laughs at my own joke, slaps my own knee and walks away*
>heh heh
>Hey T, did ya heard what I said?
>I said “hey vito, what do you call an italian zombie?”
>...a gaba-ghoul!
Why does he look like CG? How is it humanly possible for someone to look animated?
cuz he was filmed on a sound stage in front of a green screen and the construction was chroma keyed in behind him so the lighting doesn't match at all
You’re probably thinking about the edit of this pic where he’s standing in the Geonosian arena from Attack of the Clones
>Yeah, I'm a pretty big guy
*wink*
>...For you.
>my brain spends a moment thinking this is the Geonosis battle arena despite already knowing I'm in a Sopranos thread
Every single time
Thank you, it's nice to get some appreciation around here.
>Uh why did you just say that?
was vito actually a skilled tradesman? it looked like he tried to do trade work while he was out on the run
Yeah he made Beansies old house wheelchair accessible and fixed up Livia's house.
He's done electrical work too.
Who got a bottle?
I love how gross and self-promotional all these wop actors are, they're all running their own scams. They're basically the same as the characters they play, only they don't kill people.
>only they don’t kill people
>in 2005, Lilo Brancato’s life infamously spun out of control: hopelessly addicted to crack and heroin, he burgled a friend’s house with an accomplice when a hero off-duty cop who confronted them was shot dead.
he's got tremendous moxie for his size
It was all Sean's idea
UP IN DA CLUB
He was so frickin miscast in A Bronx Tale. He can't act for shit
Wonder how much money he got paid out for S2
12 bucks and a copy of GoldenEye 64
one tausand dallars
It was Sean, all the way
fricking drinkwater man
looks like he could beat 10 furios irl
he lives up near me
well, why didn't you say that? If you want to speak like a fricking melanzane, we'll send you to slip and fall school
MOMMY HELP
get him a coke
>hero cop
>gets shot like a b***h
MOMMY
Vito's especially bad for it. There was an article I can't find right now about a Soprano filming location bus tour where you board the bus in NY and they drive to a bunch of locations in NJ. Vito's actor used to drive up when you were boarding and sell Sopranos themed tourist knock knacks like licence plates and keychains that said gayGEDABOUTIT and GABAGOOL and shit out of the trunk of his car
>Vito Reality Tour
They don't get royalties for the airing of the show and they don't really fit other shows and if they do it's for small rules. so they need to make a living.
that's when you GET A FRICKING JOB. just because you acted in a show doesn't mean you can't fricking work
>Gimme the chicken parm
>No, I don't watch TV, what are you talking about?
>Can you just cook please? I'm trying to talk to my friends here
>minimum of six hours
you know a past auction 'winner' asked him to leave after the food was served and it hurt his feelings
Alcoholic binge eating and catching Vito was best Vito.
I am honestly curious as to who would bid on this shit. And how awkward it would be to have this fat frick jabbering on about BTS Sopranos shit. If I was rich I'd do it and just keep asking him about the gay shit, like how'd it feel to weather the leather strap outfit, and keep trying to hold Finn's hand, shit like that.
>If I was rich I'd do it and just keep asking him about the gay shit, like how'd it feel to weather the leather strap outfit, and keep trying to hold Finn's hand, shit like that.
I am almost certain you would have to sign something guaranteeing that you do not mention the gay stuff, or the dinner would be canceled and you'd have to pay for Vito's Uber + the cost of the food
If he tried to leave I'd have some guy come out of the nearest closet and break his legs
Blame George Clooney and Dan Akroyd.
Every actor wants to create the next Casa Amigos or Crystal Skull.
LMFAO
The bottle on the table is almost as good as the CGI in the show
looks great for washing the taste of wiener outta your mouth
he's gonna sell tickets to his own funeral
Someone ask him why these filmed that scene on Genosis
Joseph it's a tv progrum, a movie. When are you gonna grow up?
Kek I just noticed it lol what was he thinking?
It's an honor to be here at Sammy D's Bar amongst men...
unironically was going to go until i saw the date. bummer.
Him and Bobby actor are total tasteless grifters.
you think it has something to do with both being fat
We need a Cinemaphile meet up where we just spam his presence with sopranos memes until he gets annoyed and leaves like a hot head.
I'm down
>spanish grape vodka
that sounds awful. And I drink bottom shelf vodka.
Are gay people actually attracted to this? I'm not gay but I think if I was I would still think Vito looked gross.
I saw a comic that was like "how women artists draw gays vs how gay artists draw gays" and its a standard yaoi bishonen on the woman side and a chubby burly guy on the gay guy side. Apparently chubby chasing is fairly common among gays.
I thought they liked twinks
>Fat hairy greaseball fricks boy
>Boy develops attraction to fat hairy greaseballs
>Boy grows into late teens/early 20s as a twink to attract fat hairy greaseballs
>Twink ages and becomes a fat hairy greaseball in his 40s
>The circle of life continues
In the replies to the comic it seemed like the top three types were twinks, ripped bodybuilders, and chubby dad-bods. Though that covers the majority of the population so that doesn't prove much.
gays no, bigays HELL YES
>older, fat, hairy man rapes boy
>boy turns gay and is into older, fat, hairy man
cycle of life, bro
i wasnt molested by an older fat man yethougheverbut i am attracted to fatties
I'm a chubby chaser, and he's still like a D tier. He's just not very good looking.
what the hell
Repent and accept Christ, degenerate
Sorry, I'm a Supermanist.
If you were actually a Christian, you wouldn't be here
may god forgive me for what i have done and will do
Cinemaphile is a Christian board
>Jack on the list
Holy frick Black person slam on the brakes and throw it in reverse you’ve gone way too far
Jack who? Also, I didn't make the list, I just put them according to my preferences. Also also, some of them need rearranged, but I'm lazy, so I'll probably never do it.
Jack Scalfani of Cooking with Jack
I'm not seeing him, anon... though I really wish he was there
...fatties all look the same
That's how I feel about fat women, but there are people into it.
Of all the crazy bullshit on here, being attracted to big guys makes you react like this? Never mind the furries, never mind people into feet, never mind floor tile guy, THAT is where you draw the line?
>Ronnie in S-tier
I'm not even gay but I still gotta call you BASED.
Bro you forgot about Ethan Ralph
F.
I frick dudes and even I want you dead.
>NNNOOO YOUR FETISH IS OPPRESSING ME NNNOOO
Grow up.
Hardest I've laughed all week.
Every single guy on this chart looks disgusting except for Nick Frost, who has the charisma and cuteness to overcome be a fat frick. No homo.
Nothing wrong with liking Nick Frost.
i'm laughing really hard imagining another man genuinely, unironically wanting to frick Iglesias
UNF
N
F
There really is someone for everyone. This should be inspiring for some of you.
seek Christ
Sorry, I don't believe in fictional characters.
Yeah, nah, sorry, we're just space dust.
truuuuuueeeeeeee
d00d ebin
Lynchian
To be honest, I am a bit attracted to Vito, particularly when he was on the thinner side, but Tony, Pussy, Bobby, and Jimmy Altieri are more attractive to me.
Funny that they're all straight.
they have shit and piss AIDS parties. last thing that would make them dry is a fat bussy
kek reminds me of all the origies that go on during pride parades
NOBODIES GOT MONKEYPOX
>I fricked 15-20 guys
>he doesn't even remember the actual amount
Homos like this truly lack any form of self-respect or discipline. These wienersuckers make even the roastiest of roasties look like saints in comparison. Amazing. If a person couldn't stop drinking alcohol for even 2 weeks, they'd be called an alcoholic, but this gayaloon can't stop drinking piss for 2 weeks? Pissaholic! Motherfricker should be flogged but he'd probably enjoy it. Cut his butthole off
FRICKIN QUEERS
>no sex for three weeks
Is this even possible?
40 days I can understand, but also 40 nights?!
The funniest part of this was watching the reaction and subsequent posts about how gay people deserve respect like other humans.
Yeah dressing up in leather and dancing at gay bars, very smart. I know it was just a way to start his his whole gay on the lam arc, but I feel like Vito should know better
There's no reason to believe any of The Gang will be there. Similar thing happened to me, first time ever in a gay bar, not even in my hometown, ran into someone from high school.
did you suck his dick?
Her, we were both there to watch a drag show, but I was there with my boyfriend, so that's how I came out.
>her
Do you need help with your reading comprehension?
>me gay with boyfriend
>go club
>see girl (female) [XX] {vegana} <booba> from school
>she outs me
I know trans people live in your brain rent free, but I was talking about a born female, idiot.
>>me gay with boyfriend
>>go club
this sounds very gay
You're starting to get it!
were not making a western here
Why was Vito in the bakery under a different name? Why didn't Chris recognize him? I don't get it.
It was a commentary on bipolar disorder. The Sopranos was revolutionary in changing the way the public views mental health
How do you become this much of a fat greasy frick?
Italian cuisine, every single day
Can you believe that shit, Vito Spatafore is a fricking ass muncher
I had this as an alert on my twitch channel, I was permabanned 2 days later, still worth it
OHHHHH
Was him being found in a gay bar contrived or was he dumb for going to a gay bar the closest city where there are lots of mobsters?
it was just a joke
When you think about it, the odds of him being caught in the club were really slim. It had to be a club under mob protection, the collection had to happen in the middle of the night when it was crowded, and the dudes doing the pick-ups had to have spotted him the crowd. He was just super unlucky. If he just stayed on the dance floor instead of walking to the bar they probably would've walked out without even seeing him.
the internet was completely mainstream by then and even a dumb boomer like vito could have been getting dick from random gays up and down the jersey turnpike.
Doesn't he have an identical twin in the show? Why didn't he just deny everything?
That was Patsy with the twin I think. The twin got whacked on Tony's orders. I always felt like doing that shit and then keeping Patsy around was fricking stupid on T's part.
Patsy was useful still. Same reason he didn't kill Paulie probably.
Iirc vito has a twin as well. He's the guy who gets put into a coma and bobby sr. avenges him
>TONY: If Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle, he should have done so in private!
>SILVIO: He was, wasn't he?
the disappointing look on junior contrasting with tony's hard kek makes this scene 10x funnier
Vito was a moron and deserved to die. Imagine being a gangster that angers multiple families and then being completely home free but you crawl back because you can't handle doing any actual work. He even abandoned a lover and it's not like it was easy to find other gay men back then.
>get tortured to death and lose your lover and family rather than continue doing construction work
Can't say I blame him
this anon checks his watch with frustrating results on the job
>treat yourself to a watch peak in 30 minutes
>only 10 minutes have elapsed
I felt his pain
>it's not like it was easy to find other gay men back then.
there was a whole ass gay club...
It was always easy to fool around but it was hard to get a long term boyfriend and you had to be secretive about it.
>but it was hard to get a long term boyfriend and you had to be secretive about it.
How long term is "long term"? Every girl I've dated has wanted to keep it a secret
>He even abandoned a lover and it's not like it was easy to find other gay men back then.
whatever NE town he was in was full of gays
>enraged both New York and New Jersey and abandons his duties
>they all know he's a gay
>he was a top earner
>his relative was a grumpy old man that did twenty years in the can
Do you think they would've spared him if he offered to pay a really high tax to both families whenever he earns?
Slim chance but running away sealed his fate
vito awkwardly and moronicly hitting on finn was hilarious, especially when meadow was around at the fat sacramoni wedding.
Fricking power move
>just left the restroom where he got his wiener sucked
>immediately onto his next victim
chad
>kill one of your best earners because some gay across the river that already has a hard-on for you has a problem with it and you're too much of a b***h to handle him
The mistake was letting the 2 guys get away. Pussy knew that he couldnt take a chance and killed Elvis even though the chance of it leading to him getting caught was close to zero while those 2 talking about a homosexual captain was very high since they knew eachother.
>Gets shunned from Talking Sopranos when they bring literally every actor alive from the show on
Why is that? Did he do something?
Did he want to drill Shaggy?
Bros, I finally finished the final episode last night, so what happened after pic related?
Members Only came out of men's room and blew Tony away in front of his family
Patsy and Paulie were in on it
These two anons are moronic and fell easily for the red herring, which this show has many. They only showed the guy acting obviously suspicious and showed him entering the bathroom because they wanted to add another "theory" for the viewers to think about along with all the others. Also it added to the feeling of paranoia of everyone wanting to kill Tony for the harm he has done throughout his life. It would also be stupid as frick to kill your iconic character in some stupid Godfather reference. Also why the frick would he sit at the counter and then get up and go to the bathroom and then come out and shoot Tony in the head? Maybe if it was Eugene's brother trying to work up the courage to kill him, it would make sense but that rules out the Patsy and Paulie theory because they would have hired a professional who would walk in, shoot, then leave quickly, just like all the other hits throughout the show (or at least like Doc Santoro's death).
moron
the guy in the members only jacked comes out of the bathroom and shoots him. The hit was foreshadowed in a bunch of ways in the final season. The most obvious is a guy in the first episode wearing that jacked while killing someone. The members only refers to the mafia as a whole and tony mentioned the only end is jail or death
Paulie becomes the surrogate leader of NJ basically being a yesman to new york, too old to really fight back from their demands and he never really cared about being rich either, then Patsy would be his consigliere and probably a pretty good level headed one, Benny becomes captain of the Aprile Crew the only one that really matters, and the guy that killed Phil becomes a heavy hitter
Chase cucked out of killing Tony on screen for a pretentious ending.
>My brother's over there
you think his brother was pissed that Vito ate the chocolates that Tony brought over for him in the hospital?
love that scene
to be fair he did get smacked into a frickin' coma by that animal mustang sally
Dat deigo ZESTY
imagine having your dick sucked by vito
>invites Finn to a Yankees game
>we assume he's going to kill Finn
>instead we see Vito waiting at the stadium holding a bunch of Yankees gear that he bought for Finn and looking at his watch
Whatever happened there?
I love Claire De Lune by DeBussy.
Vito was a wienertease. If phil couldnt have him nobody could.
Ok, I have a question.
What the frick are No-Show jobs? How do they profit from them?
How is it that they can trade them around?
Union greasing. The guys doing nothing are marked as relief workers or something and get a paycheck despite doing frick all. It’s basically free money. It’s why Tony was so reluctant to ice Vito.
You try sitting here all day 1030 to 3
gay people really do be fricking huh