I know the Simpsons is supposed to be a comedy, but come in, isn't this a little bit too much of a stretch? Is it even possible to be this fat? I mean, it's nearly a whole 100 lbs more than what I weigh.
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I have never weighed more than 165 lbs.
At my fattest I was around 180lbs, and I was noticeably overweight.
I'm 189 now and its the skinniest ive been my whole adult life.
I was once 315 pounds
This is me now. It snuck up on me over time and instead of addressing it I kept covering my eyes with strudels. That is what I get for saying yes to sugar and no to exercise. Thankfully I hate being fat and have lost a lot of weight before in the past. It is only a matter of time before my jogs at the gym get me addicted to running again. I am already starting to feel the call.
I was 265 at my peak fatness. I weigh 170 now
I could beat you both up at the same time
You'd die if a heart attack the moment you attempted to stand up, tubbs.
I'm 220 lbs of muscle
being a twerp isn't something to boast about
That "muscle" looks awful blubbery, chubbo.
Big talk, why don't you get out of those jabrony clothes. Then we can settle this tight here and now.
Post body. You won't homosexual.
>You won't
Correct. This isn't fit. And even if I were lying there are still lots of big strong guys out there, so bragging about weighing 130 is still stupid.
>t. Powershitter
if there's a strong breeze in the air do you struggle to stay on the ground?
I'm in better shape than most people and it feels great.
yeah, just let me know when you need a boost up to your high chair bud
T. Lardass
you're literally underweight little guy
Lol maybe if I was 6.5, moron. Keep coping.
So you're underweight and underheight? damn you really got me. Mini-sized manlet
>Under 6.5 is Manley height
Delusional incel cope. The reason you homosexuals can't get laid isn't because you're not 6.5. it's either your face or personality or your bodyweight. Or all the above.
what's your height
I've never weighed more than 100lb
I've weighed more than 100lb and now weigh less than 100lb
Im 119 for 6.1
how tall are you?
All depends on your height. I'm 6'2 and heaviest I've ever been is 192 but I was also hitting the gym regularly.
pls post your boipussy
I weigh 220 and I'm not even fat. Either he's 5'4" or has never done any form of exercise in his life
I'm 6'2, 145lbs, and could easily beat you in a fight. I do calisthenics.
>I weigh 220 and I'm not even fat.
You're fat. Your perception is warped because damn near everyone else is fat too.
you know Cinemaphile is full of fatsos when so many anons got pissed at The Whale
Not only fat, but gay also.
Me but with breeding amateur porn, and trans porn, and midget porn, and pregnant Latina porn, and large clit porn, and WM/BF porn, and ugly German women porn, and white trailer trash porn, and crackheadconfessions.
>crackheadconfessions
Freudian slip, crackprostituteconfessions*. Forgot to sing the theme song in my head while typing.
nobody cares, get a grip
>gets a grip on my dick
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Pathetic. One shot at life, at greatness and this is what you do?
Thriving > Striving
>tfw was 310lb senior year of HS
Down to 220 and wear it fairly well(6’4) a decade later and still trying to get to around 205ish. I have no sympathy for fat people, stop drinking so much goddamn pop and go for a fricking walk once in awhile. Ask start ripping cigs
>Ask start ripping cigs
I don't understand what this sentence means.
Cigs are great hunger suppressants
190 freedom units. But i'm tall, work out and have never been more athletic than now.
im 270
6'9
I am 250lbs at 5'10". I am so fricking unhappy.
i weigh 315
I weight 230 so I can safely say Homer is way beyond 239. That is more like 325 pounds.
Your mom's 325
I weight 180lbs now but for a few years I was 230-250. I'm 6'0 and never looked remotely like homer's body, however my dad is 6'1 and 350lbs and he definitely looks like homer. So either homer is a manlet or he's well over 300lbs
239 pounds for a 6'0 person is technically obese, he would look about as fat as Homer Simpson
I'm overweight according to the BMI chart, but nobody would say I'm fat if they just looked at me. BMI is a scam by the nutritional israelite lobby to discourage people from eating butter and lifting weights.
Read my post again.
Even then, if some dude is "technically" obese they might not look like that. The BMI chart is bullshit and always has been.
That's normal weight.
Everyone in my family is more than that.
Yes you're all fat which is probably the average wherever you live.
it's hilarious how americans are so buckbroken by obesity that they quite litearally thing 200+ lbs is an acceptable height for the average man
>b-b-b-but i'm le muscular
74% of the USA's population are at least overweight. 40% are obese. if the person replying to you weighs a lot (ie more than 200lbs) there is a 3 in 4 likelehood he's heavy because he's fat, not because he's muscular.
as evidence by the fact that fat bastards never, ever post their blubbery bodies when asked.
inb4 fatoid cope
*think
*weight
i was laughing so hard at fat idiots that i made a typo
>74% of the USA's population are at least overweight. 40% are obese. if the person replying to you weighs a lot (ie more than 200lbs) there is a 3 in 4 likelehood he's heavy because he's fat, not because he's muscular.
This is circular reasoning.
>If someone is heavy he must be fat. Therefore if someone say he's heavy you know he's fat.
>This is circular reasoning.
Not as circular as your belly
i'm 6'0, 160 lbs. have a 6-pack, have broad shoulders, have a decent level of physical strength, can do 50+ pullups. i have a chiseled face and defined jaw afforded to me by relatively low body fat. i look 100x better at this "manlet" weight than i ever did at 190+lbs.
cope more fatass, you will never have this.
>can do 50+ pullups.
In a row
how much do you deadlift
If you're not short it's not the hardest thing, just gotta eat a lot of junk food over a couple months every day.
You're not a man if you weigh below 200lbs.
Men with high body fat have lower levels of testosterone
Ideal range (for t) is 12% to 19%.
Anything outside of that is lower test. Being thin isn't too bad until 7-8%, when you're basically a woman.
t. 220lb 10%bf trying to gain more fat back.
>when you're basically a woman.
Women have much higher body fat than men
I mean in terms of t.
If you're below 8% and you're not on trt/sarms/roids, your t. levels plummet hard.
Okay sure I don't know why we got sidetracked but the point is most guys over 200 lbs are fat or pudgy and out of shape at the very least. There are outliers. If you're tall or have been bodybuilding for a while you may be one of those outliers. A guy who does not exercise and sits in a chair all day at 240 lbs and average height WILL look like homer simpson.
any "man" whos under 6 foot and less than 200 isnt a real man and may as well just troon out since they probably the build of a girl anyway
t. still mad he was too much of a shrimp to make the football team in high school
i honestly dont know how you americans dont all get fat, you all have the best fatty foods, i dont think i could resist munching all day long, thank god i live in one of those shithole countries that doesnt serve real food or id be an amerifat for sure, i know i wouldnt have the restraint to be able to resist it
He looked more like 500 lbs this episode than 300, considering Homer is 6t.
Homer wasnt drawn to be super fat like Peter Griffin, he looks more like beergut fat
i havent been that thin since freshman year of high school, been hovering around 300 for the last almost 20 years, losing weight and gaining it back on and off for decades, im gonna die by 40 arent i oh well YOLO
>losing weight and gaining it back on and off for decades
thats super bad for you i think, i dont know why but i always heard yo-yoing fricks up something is it your heart? i dunno i cant rememebr lol!
I am 5'10 and 130 lbs.
I am an alcoholic who hardly eats and there's a good chance I'll die within the next 5 years.
based hungry skeleton
live fast eat ass
Crazy thing is I was about 170 or so at the start of the year but when I lost my job I gave up entirely
I'm 181cm, 185lbs.
Lifted weights for 6 years and just sort of maintained a "chubby but big" physique (4pack visible, not obese) and only recently started trying to reel it back in. Wanna get back to the 170s. Don't like only looking good in a tshirt
Being builtfat is so much better than being some skinny nerd. I look like I lift in clothes and my face is still thin all while eating whatever I want and lifting hard. I also don’t have to put Chinese steroids in my blood.
I see women fatter than that every day. The line about “He’s too fat to be human!” Really dates that episode.
I hit 199 yesterday. Getting somewhat porky bros
I'm trying to hit 199 but from the opposite direction. Not weighing myself until Sept but I'm aiming for 204. At the rate I'm going I think I'll be there by November.