>I let all the rapists outta Blackgate and deputized 'em, Batman.

>I let all the rapists outta Blackgate and deputized 'em, Batman.
>With my new army of crime-rapers, I'll make Gotham the safest city in the country and you'll be obsolete.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. Garth Ennis

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who does Gordon want to rape the joker is he stupid?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To mindbreak him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's already mindbroken enough to want it and anticipate it, and therefore incapable of being raped.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy fricking shit, thank you for reminding me how moronic comics are

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rape harder then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Gordon trying to create his own army of Booty Warriors?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok counter point, Mr. Freeze, posion ivy, killer croc, bane, and grundy.

      The English language is under attack in this frickin' thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crie hardr gayget btch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugghhh the worst part is that I'm hearing it in a perfect rendition of Bob Hastings' voice.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok counter point, Mr. Freeze, posion ivy, killer croc, bane, and grundy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even inncoent citizens would commit crimes for a chance to get raped by Ivy.
      Haha I wouldn't haha definitely not me haha

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hope for Ivy
        >Get Bane instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the villain with poison skin
        >physical contact

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Condoms exist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That defeats Gordon's point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like there aren't super-rapists out there.
      The speedster, Quickfire, will skeet all over Ivy's chin before she knows what's happening.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You say that like there aren't super-rapists out there
        I feel like the crime of rape and child molestation are so look down on any super powered version would be public enemies #1 bar world ending or broken power types.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, don't child predators need extra seclusion in prison because prisoners will frick them up?
          If Joker raped a kid, Mr. Freeze would frost-bite his balls off and Killer Croc wouldn't eat him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, don't child predators need extra seclusion in prison because prisoners will frick them up?
          If Joker raped a kid, Mr. Freeze would frost-bite his balls off and Killer Croc wouldn't eat him.

          Edgy late 90s/ early 2000’s DC stories implied Mad Hatter was a pedophile, and he never got killed by the other supervillains. Also Kevin Smith wrote him as a homosexual who propositioned the Joker, but that’s neither here nor there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Kevin Smith
            Didn't he also write Black Cat getting raped by a dude-bro?
            You can ignore Kevin Smith.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Amanda Waller create a rape squad with the villains?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a few years since I've been on Cinemaphile. I remember the 'why won't Batman just rape the joker' memes, but wasn't there another one with Jim Gordon? Something about some anon accidentally saying they wanted to frick Jim when they meant to say Barbara.

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