I like drinking vodka and club soda with several dashes of tobasco mixed in, but my friend says it's gonna give me an ulcer.

I like drinking vodka and club soda with several dashes of tobasco mixed in, but my friend says it's gonna give me an ulcer.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nasty. Drink it straight you gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up pussy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's some oregano too, be sure to well season your vodka.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only children drink things straight and eat things plain.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just have a Pepto-Bismol after every couple of drinks

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give into homosexualry and drink a bloody Mary, weirdo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drink both homosexual. Stop limiting yourself loser, grow up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's whiskey and bourbon, never developed a taste for clear liquors that shits rubbing alcohol to me. Some tequila and gin can be alright though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The right word for describing the only time I tried tequila is fun, but not much else. I'd like to try it again.
          Any brand recommendations?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can’t handle whiskey but vodka goes down just fine

          t. scanditardian

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what else stinks? The city I live in.
    They're sueing me for putting my trash in the gutter. They say it belongs in a trash can.
    But you know what belongs in a trash can?
    Your drink.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's just vodka and orange soda

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sriracha is the superior hot sauce.
    Anyway, my preferred drink is any clear liquor which I then proceed to drown entirely with tonic water and at least half a lime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sriracha is the superior hot sauce.
      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sambal is better than sriracha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i do this too but with flat water since i dont usually keep club soda around

      >Sriracha is the superior hot sauce.
      even if i agreed with that in a general sense (and i dont) its usually the consistency of a thick gravy, what kinda drink would you even make with it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sriracha is the superior hot sauce.
      >why yes i'm a white liberal with white savior complex and delicate palate how could you tell?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds good to me, OP

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tobasco and lime juice in cheap light beer is kino

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your friend is right that is insane

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is the worst drug and it's not even close
    There's so many better choices

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >17 hours and 30 minutes sober.
      I hope I never drink again. But it is so easy to fall in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >25 minutes since my last beer
        Time to celebrate with another beer

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol if someone was like "bro, you gotta help me get an ulcer quick", this is the recipe I would give them.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >364 Days Sober today

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i enjoy drinking belgium beers

      time to celebrate!

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jager + Red Bull is the best

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