I like some movies that are stressful but I'm also a huge fan of movies that are very low stakes and just plain old fun to watch. One of my favorites is American MC, a movie about a group of guys and their leader Baker heading out on an interstate journey to see if they what it takes to be an actual motorcycle club (MC).
Anyone seen it? If so, what are your thoughts? If not, the movie is available for free in the link posted in the OP.
Looks like this one is more of an underground classic but heck at least I immediately got digits.
Looks like that post was the one after 909.
Heh, I'm still getting a kick out of that one
If not, it's their loss.
Hell yeah brother. I'm a big fan of MC content too. You check out that new saw movie? I heard it's pretty hardcore.
You mean the one with Jigsaw?
JigC!
Is that him, is that Jigsaw?
Go stick your dick in a grinder
One day you were going to frick up and dox yourself, and on that day I'm going to find you I'm going to saw your fricking hands off
>ESL moment
Please point out what about that was ESL in any way you frickwit baker
read it 10 times and try to figure it out
Keep spamming your gay little motorcycle channel
So you did have a stroke it seems
edgy boi
No it's not edge, it's the actual truth. He does this on multiple websites, and it's only a matter of time before he slips up
I thought it was a lot of fun to watch. But keep in mind, I've cracked the throttle of a rumbling vtwin on the open road.
Low stakes fun movies. That's an underappreciated subgenre.
Black person?
Nobody actually watches this game moronic shit, I'm pretty sure it's just the one brain damaged Boomer reposting his YouTube channel over and over
What’s the channel name
Nvm found it wow he even named is email address after that fricking baker guy that is some sad shit
Man I really got to tell you, this is a couple posters including myself posting simple shit, and you are one spaz who keeps absolutely seething about it
I gotta tell you you are one giant dementia addled homosexual that posts the same shit over and over talking to yourself the only simple thing here is your aids-soaked brain. Why don’t you come out like the big bad leather daddy biker you are?
It's really curious to me how you never actually reply or respond in a specific manner. Everything you say is some generic platitude like it's either a canned AI response, or a marketing team.
Call me a Black person, I dare you
Yeah it’s actually funny how posting a few dumb things makes you go apeshit, and no I don’t want to call you a Black person
And I’m still not OP by the way
Damn, well I’m convinced
Any Big Tom fans?
And by that I just mean fans of Big Tom, not necessarily that you have to be a big Big Tom fan. Although I doubt many would hold it against you if you were.
you mean Tom of Finland?
What's the matter Cinemaphile, cat that hates or is otherwise indifferent to MC content got your tongue?
Bro you should know by now everybody thinks these threads are fricking joke and they hate you
Motorcycle clubs are gay.
>sees picture of a hot woman
>aaaaahhh, help me, it's gaaaaayyy
that's a man, baby. Anyway motorcycle clubs are gay cause it's full of fat, hairy bikers
t. has never left his room
midlife crisis: the movie
>buy a banner homosexual
Get a job.
“Get a job” he says while living on disability and frantically making the same threads over and over
How about you stop shitting yourself?
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THIS IS A BEGGING SPANNING THREAD BEING ADVERTISED BY THE GUY RUNNING THIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL. HE IS CURRENTLY FACING A CHILD RAPE CASE AND IS ATTEMPTING TO DRUM UP
What’s the YouTube channel
>get a job
i did. from your ex-wife and your mom.
Real original. You should get a job writing for Jimmy Fallon.
Dog shit homosexual videos for dog shit homosexual morons
Spoken like a true idiot
Why you always post these gay thread failures so late? Is it because you are in a nursing home or in europe?
Is it true that Baker got a black boyfriend when he was in jail?
Is the rumor that Baker loves sucking on Black person dick true?
I wonder how many Black folk baker has fricked and sucked
nobody cares about some overweight, hairy homosexuals on tricycles
I genuinely hope somebody tortures you to death, and I'm talking about shit that ends up on the news like a war crime.
I want to see you actually suffer. This is a threat
>aaaaahh my life is this image board and i am incapable of enjoy low-stakes content that's just fun to watch, aaaaahhhh
No I'm just tired of you specifically, we have this argument every thread and you cry and complain, and I'm telling you it's YOU. There's a reason everyone makes fun of you and these threads never have any actual discussion, and that reason is YOU
You've posted like 20 times just spazzing out and b***hing about nothing. If you want to discuss the actual content, I'm sure myself and others will be happy to oblige you.
Notice how nobody else gives a frick about these threads, yeah I'm posting a lot because I'm having fun making fun of your dumbass failures of reclaiming your moron Glory or whatever you think you're doing here
I'm specifically b***hing about you posting these threads everyday, what is so fricking hard about that to understand? You always act like you don't get the fricking picture
>we have this argument
No, (you) just keep coming in unhinged making empty death threats. Get a grip
Shut the frick up you moronic loser. You post these gay little failure threads everyday and nobody ever gives a frick, it's just you crying that I'm hurting your feelings
you should calm down anon
You're a frickin friendless wannabe
I've heard these guys are really into meth fueled gay sex
bikers became a laughing stock world wide after i single handedly destroyed all of them in a fight, plus they are gays
Those are some high level digits. There's no doubt about it.
The shit you say makes you come off like a marketing agent or an AI bot, which one is it?
That skitzo is completely mindbroken by the mere thought of MC or MC adjacent content. Thinking xhe just scans the catalog 24/7. No doubt someone that unhinged has a hormone imbalance. Probably on that HRT the trannies take
Nice digits you're hitting em with.
Not doing so bad yourself.
You're an actual homosexual and marketing spammer. Nobody ever discusses anything in these threads and you are genuinely considered to be a laughingstock you
Once again you mistake me for OP. Please seek help like you seek out MC content threads.
big tom and baker make a good core team for an MC. Most of the other guys could learn. Not sure about Kevin or the other guy. Theu may not have what it takes to ride hard, fast, and tight like a real MC.
Ngl I'd like a proper MC video game. Something with the immersion of Cyberpunk77 and not some openworld slop like bethesda and rockstar put out.
We're just gonna have to make due with Days Gone and old Road Rash in the meantime.
Crime investigations of bikers' clubs are pretty kino.
The only biker club in my city is also known as the gay bathhouse
MOUNT UP Cinemaphile
tonight we ride
holy deinterlacing fail on the last few seconds there...
Hit em
Suckem and frickem linked up
SNEED IT OR FEED IT
Is this what old biker leather daddies think makes them look cool?
Leaving a hotel parking lot after brunch on your highway cruisers?
Just some hobbyists getting breakfast bro. Yeah it’s cool to ride
Looks like a bunch of leather homosexuals getting brunch after spending all night in the Hilton raping each other while high on meth
Holy shit these motorcycle club homosexuals are blowing the cops aren't they
Utterly delusional.
Yeah motorcycles can definitely be cool, but not when they are highway cruisers being driven by 50 year old posers, you Black person
me on the left
Biker women look haggard and stinky
I still don't get it. Why do actual MC content threads make a very small number of people so angry?
There's no such thing as an actual MC content thread.
These are all marketing shills
Every single one of these threads devolves into you getting shit on like a moronic child or a brain damaged Boomer
If you don't like it why don't you post your own low stakes movie that is just fun to watch to talk about?
It's really just the one person convinced you're an AI and the other gay projection skitzo. They've been obsessed with MC content threads for months. Everyone else loves dicussing MC content, which is why these threads are always a big hit.
Yeah it's their own problem. Nice digits.
homosexual bikers
According to my calculations every single biker is a Black person homosexual and so are you
God I'm stroking my big fat wiener thinking about Baker right now
Is it true Baker is a convicted chomo?
Yes it’s been confirmed
Jigsaw = JIgC
Baker = MC
Afraid of Jigsaw? No, I enjoy MC content.
Yeah bro it’s a joint American MC and Jigsaw advertising venture, you got it pal lmao
Does Baker burn local?
No, only coal.
Why does Cinemaphile hate MC content so much?
Real talk child molesters, including the israeli ones, all deserve to die. I know you israelites think raping kids isn't a crime but all those convicted child rapists and child porn producers hiding in israel. And they claim they're our greatest ally yet refuse to indict people who were proven guilty or pled guilty to sex crimes against children?
Google metzizah b'peh and tell me with a straight face and a straight nose(Jews don't apply) that people who practice metzizah b'peh should not all be gassed. Because I personally believe anyone who knows of it or witnessed it and has even the slightest moral compass will want these people killed and buried in a been grave labeled "baby dick sucking vampires who thought they were gods chosen favorite race". Seriously I challenge you to Google metzizah b'peh. I challenge you to show someone this and then ask them if these people should be considered an ally.
Rumor has it Black folk tongue Baker's anus
If you don't like it find something else to b***h about. It's that simple.
Frick it
whats up you cop loving pole smokers
Imagine making an actual thread about a movie on Cinemaphile. I hope you learned your lesson.
>actual thread
you mean brain-damaged shill thread
>a movie
a boomer life crisis
There's really no good MC content. American MC is joke, Wild Hogs is pathetic and homosexual, SoA is a cringefest. The only good MC related content isn't MC related at all it's shit like the Matrix (freeing your soul from a sick and oppressive society and killing federal agents), TD S1 (Rust is the epitome of what makes a good Angel), and Tom Hardy's Taboo (fricking your relatives is proud redneck tradition).
Why do you think True Detective isn't MC content?
Because the IC Brotherhood are antagonists and the character that is most like the paragon of what a member of a MC should be is the cop protagonist. It's MC adjacent at best.
Yeah I think it is MC adjacent at the very least.
Black person homosexual
i think ur gay lmoa
Peak masculinity tbqh.
I like those low budget action movies done by stunt guys like accident man, boss level etc.
Hell yeah.
Rockin'.
Boomer genre.
I was looking for you the other day, homosexual, and you were no where to be found. anyway, have you seen this?
so do you have a bike, or are you bike curious?
Heh.
Frick it. Hit em' with it.
The Bikeriders looks like it could be this year's best movie.
Yeah, the bar is pretty low. Not sure I'm on board with Tom Hardy as the main character, but I'll watch it.
Definitely the best cast of the year.
OP is a spamming homosexual
South Park was right about this 20 years ago
Loud motorcycles are for gays
Imagine wasting digits on complete horse shit.
get a job or get a better hobby you tool
Complete projection.
bikers are all literal homosexuals
Prove it. Otherwise GTFO.
proof is in the pudding, gayboy.
Now call me a Black person, I dare you
What a load of shit.
>STILL 33 IPs FOR THE LAST 2-3 HOURS
lol at the samegaygin OP
sad and pathetic
+1 one IP now since I changed devices but still sad
>not a new IP
samehomosexual bikebaby
Most of the repeat posting is you b***hing about nothing.
We're b***hing about YOU for the millionth time the b***hing is about YOU.
STOP SPAMMING THESE THREADS
Also
>33 posters
easy to spot the samegayging with the vernacular and grammar, nothing but milquetoast replies ("Heh." "Frick it. Hit em' with it.", "Rockin'.")
as embarrassing as if anyone took Bam Magera seriously
Having fun riding around Night City on my bike shooting scavs. Cyberpunk is MC content. Wasn't there an anime made of it? Maybe I should check it out.
Dude, you're samegayging your own thread. IP/poster count didn't go up. Maybe you should gay it up on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile now since you're talking about that shit.
And just how many posts do you have exactly?
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LOLs at everyone calling bikers gays. The lifestyle they have access to would seem like a fantasy to you guys. I've been riding seriously for 20+ years, been pretty tight with a fair number of 1%s, been invited to clubhouse parties, etc. and it is a lot of lame drama, but it's also girls on poles, a bar they own that never closes, camaraderie, events, a whole world that you certainly don't get being terminally online. It's got costs and benefits but to dismiss it out of hand and call them gays is asinine. You probably react this way because you know deep down you wouldn't cut in an MC. I never wanted to prospect or be beholden to their rules and be required to join rides, etc. but they're still a better class of White man than the ones who spend Sundays watching Black personball. One good friend, an older guy, was kidnapped by the 81s during a turf war, chained to a heating register and beaten for a week and never snitched. None of you have balls like that. He had all these wild stories of their rides in the 70s that are better than any movie I've seen.
Friendly reminder this child molester is advertising for his YouTube channel.
Is that true?
Baseless accusations,
>37 posters
jesus christ you are one pathetic homosexual
WENT UP TO THE DEALER ON SATURDAY THEY HAD A BRAND NEW LOW RIDER S FULLY LOADED TOOK HER FOR A SPIN AND BOY LET ME TELL YOU I GOT SO EXCITED I TOOK THE OL BALL N CHAIN HOME AND TORE THAT OLD PUSSY UP
ANYWAY THINKING ABOUT TRADING IN FOR THAT BIKE ONLY 45000 MSRP FIGURE I CAN GET IT FOR UNDER 50 OUT THE DOOR
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