I like who-dunnit movies like Clue, Knives Out, Glass Onion, or Hateful Eight.
What are some other okayish decent ones?
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I like who-dunnit movies like Clue, Knives Out, Glass Onion, or Hateful Eight. What are some other okayish decent ones?
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Time is a cruel mistress.
Is this really necessary? Do you really have to post this? We're all just trying to have a good time here and you're just gonna drop that into the middle of room and remind us how fleeting everything good is and that the only fixed aspect of this entire reality is the unyielding rending force of time that strips our very flesh from our brittle bones in the miserable march towards absolution that is simultaneously rapid and agonizingly slow? Do you really have to do that?
Tim Dillon?
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Oh WOW! she got old and fat. How shocking! What force in nature could possibly explain such a transformation? Oooooh, wait. It's a natural process. I forgot.
Younger millennials and zoomers exist in a visual culture and are utterly terrified of aging. Nobody likes it of course but really don't want to accept that its a natural process.
Seeing what time does to Women makes me believe the story of creation. Maybe it's their punishment for taking the apple.
Got hotter.
THE WALL REMAINS UNDEFEATED
>The Murderer Hides His Face (1966)
>On the Trail of Blood (1970)
>Murder by Death (1976)
>Gosford Park (2001)
I would also recommend Kon Ichikawa's Kosuke Kindaichi adaptations if you're into Japanese films. Some of the films have multiple title translations out there:
>The Inugami Family (1976)
>The Devil's Ballad (1977)
Also known as Lullaby to Kill
>The Devil's Island (1977)
Also known as Island of Hell
>Rhyme of Vengeance (1978)
Also known as Queen Bee
>The House of Hanging on Hospital Slope (1979)
Also just known as The House of Hanging
>The 8-Tomb Village (1996)
>The Inugamis (2006)
A remake of the first one.
Of course there's also Agatha Christie's Poirot (1989-2013). A TV show, but the episodes are basically stand-alone films anyway.
Park (2001)
Painfully mid tbh senpai and not really a whodunnit since the murder happens over halfway through and no one really seems to give a frick. Altman is a talented director but Fellowes is a fricking homosexual hack
These are all basically slasher whodunits
They're all trash though
Murder by death
It's not a who dun it, but watch Deathtrap with Michael Caine.
There are shockingly few given how famous the genre is. Too hard to write?
>Too hard to write?
That, and it's very difficult to do anything original within the genre's formula.
The original 30's And Then There Were None
The Old Dark House (1963) which is basically a parody of it rather than of it's namesake.
40's rather. I keep thinking it's older than it is.
The Thing (1982)
Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes
Agatha Christie's Poirot
Columbo
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They jiggle too much to be firm, it would be like fricking a deflated water balloon.
you never juggfricked a woman before
In case you're not the same anon from the previous thread, re-mentioning Seven Keys To Bald Pate.
Also adding Abbot And Costello Meet The Killer, Boris Karloff.
Devil in a Blue Dress
The Long Goodbye
Maltese Falcon
Colombo
i looooved death on the nile (the mia farrow one, the others especially the branagh one aren't that good)
murder on the orient express is kewl too (not the branagh one)
>trying to sneak woke brown diversity copies in next to clue
Shitskins plz go
>The cat and the Canary
Horror-comedy. Bob Hope tries to protect an heiress from a killer in a remote Louisiana manor house. With all the clues, secret passages, hidden treasures, and painting peepholes; you'll think you're watching Scooby-Doo.
>The Spiral Staircase (1945)
A serial killer stalks a mute maid through a manor house during a dark and stormy night. Really good thriller, with some incredible shots that probably inspired Black Christmas (1976).
>Spellbound (1945)
Hitchwiener kino. Ingrid Bergman plays a psychiatrist who tries to help Gregory Peck recover his memory. Murder and some very trippy psychological scenes ensue.
>Harper (1966)
Pic related. Paul Newman plays a private detective assigned to search LA for a missing billionaire. A really good, underrated meat detective story, with multiple different plots going on.
Haunted Honeymoon