I liked when she said "It's Madame Webbin' time!" and Madame Webbed all over the place.
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I liked when she said "It's Madame Webbin' time!" and Madame Webbed all over the place.
I liked when she said "It's Madame Webbin' time!" and Madame Webbed all over the place.
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I kinda want to watch it tho
I'm gonna watch all of them even if they're not that good, because Sony doing this "Every Spiderman character except Spiderman Cinematic Universe" is such a deranged idea it loops back around to being hilarious.
Yes, I too will pay to watch Madame Web (only in theatres) ironically fellow Cinemaphileer
Who said I was going to pay? I watch all this shit on bflix.
They clearly want to build up to something that includes Tom Holland Spidey, and make it a big event type thing, but I get the sense that Holland and/or Disney might go "Nah, frick you, your universe sucks, we want no part of it", causing Sony to give up on the whole thing.
Especially if Madame Web and Kraven the Hunter both flop horribly; they would probably retroactively settle for
>please remember the Venom trilogy with some fondness and ignore the rest, we weren't trying to make a whole universe out of it, no idea what you're talking about
>your universe sucks, we want no part of it
Ironic coming from the MSheU
In a way, the SUMC is a lot like Venom: Both are parasites and desperately want Spider-Man.
SUMC?
Its current name is "Sony's Spider-Man Universe" (SSU).
It was originally called the "Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Characters" (SPUMC) which might have been the worst acronym ever
Better than the original
Sony investment stock shareholders infotainment film action genre"
colon movie film for theaters
Number one in the hood yo
Spumc!
Can they not put Spiderman in it now or what's the deal with that? Even if it wasn't Tom Holland couldn't they bring back Garfield or Tobey or just cast someone new
They're trying to make a Sinister 6 and establish a live-action Spider-verse before Disney cuts Holland.
>"Every Spiderman character except Spiderman Cinematic Universe"
They get to noncommitally ride off the MCU whenever it does or doesn't suit them. If they do well they synergize with Marvel but if it sucks and flops then the MCU takes the brand damage and not Columbia. They also don't have a streaming platform they dumped billions of dollars into a black hole for. It's a sweet setup they've got going.
They’re doing enough brand damage to themselves
That was me
Just came back from the kinoplex.
Madame Web is the greatest work of art of all time, beating out the second best kino Morbius. The actors performed, the story was told, and the special effects were special. Go fricking see it! Especially after Mademe Web said “It’s webbing time!” In the post credits sequence with Morbius (played by Jared Leto)
I'd weeb that b***h up if you know what I mean
I like the part where she went shopping for a bikini and specifically chose the one that was see through enough to show off her pubes.
>Character gets angry
>Looks at spider web
>While both are in the same frame
>Says allowed
>"I'm Mad and Web"
B R A V O
So, Uncle Owen shows up right? Did he end up doing some shit like reading "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" from a fortune cookie?
>Did he end up doing some shit like reading "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"
Yea but right before the sand raiders turned him and Aunt Beru to BBQ.
I don't blame you for fricking up, sometimes when thinking of Wizard of Oz, I think Auntie Em is married to Uncle Owen.
How iconic is Star Wars that people remember the name "Uncle Owen" even though he was an extremely unimportant character that was in the movie for like 5 minutes tops.
>Peter, remember...you can waste time with your friends when your chores are done
That's what he was afraid of.
more importantly, how much screentime does Moaner have
Reddit/Xitter meme. have a nice day homosexual.
it's that bad? i don't plan on watching capeshit but how does it compare to morbius
How many tickets is this going to sell? One Madamillion? Maybe two?
>super “diverse” movie poster
And into the trash it goes.
I’d rather not watch anything with Don Johnson’s daughter in it, anyway.
Yeah frick don Johnston
Wait what? Isn't Don Johnson based?
>And into the trash it goes.
no one cares what you don't watch /misc/tard, you're culturally irrelevant for reason.
This is now literally every single youtube comment in existence.
Youtube has ensured I fricking hate this meme format.
It is one of the meme formats of all time.
My favorite part was when she tied green goblin up to a chair, doused him in gasoline, started dancing and cut off his ear while Stuck In the Middle With You was playin
Why is the black girl at the bottom? That's racist
There's nothing shameful about being a bottom
>they're only seen in the superhero outfits in a vision
Plenty of folk called that one.
People don't really like superhero outfits, the most successful movies seem to not use them.
Yes they do, that's why all the marketing shows the girls in their costumes as if they're going to be in them for a lot of the film.
>all the marketing
>posts only one picture
Are you trying some kind of bit here or what?
I can see why they don't wear them. These costumes look like shit.
Irrelevant, as they're still all over the marketing as if they will wear them in the film.
Counterpoint: I don't give a frick
you are unbelievably stupid, holy shit
I'M the stupid one? For not giving a frick about capeshit? Frick you.
I liked when Moner dropped her pants to show her butt and Sweeney lifted her top to flash her breasts.
Critics are loving it
>it's utterly gettable
so are these dubs, checkem
oh frick off
Jealous? Watch me do it again
>more wokeslop
PASS
I'm pretty sure I read that test screenings were awful for this movie but I never heard anything about reshoots. Anyone But You even flew Sweeney back to Australia for reshoots and I guess that movie turned out ok.
boobs
Snoy is so incompetent it hurts. They had a good casting.
Never forget
incredible
I can't help but feel like this is gonna flop, but it would've done well on streaming where people don't feel as cheated when shit is just kinda mindnumbing like this looks.
it means gooning. its a tongue in cheek way of saying its gooning time
Why does Sony keep doing this? It's just one flop after another with them.
All film companies have infinite money and can afford to make whatever they want.
I think their long-term goal was to unfrick their brutal Spider-Man deal by having something do dangle in front of Disney as a bargaining chip. They'd establish a universe of Spider-Man characters and then negotiate a deal to bring Spider-Man himself into it, kind of the reverse of what happened with Spider-Man going to the MCU.
Which of course was a fatally flawed plan because aside from Venom nothing they have can stand on its own as a solo property. They're putting the cart before the horse because no one making the high-level decisions knows enough about any of these properties to even be aware which one's the cart and which one's the horse. To them it's all just comic characters and if Venom can Make almost billion why not Kraven, too? They're both Spider-Man villains, right?
You're way off the mark. They're just using the IPs so they keep the license. The films almost always released around February which means they're low effort shit and they know it.
So how long are they actually in costume?
i've heard 3 minutes.
in a vision madame web has.
so it's not even for real.
why does Sony even keep trying with their universe anymore
That's about what I expected out of it. 2-3 mins, dream sequence, loft "hint" of a possible thing in future sequels/spinoffs. Venom giving us the female Venom form paid better
Venom was just an all around good film, no wonder it actually made money.
This is incredibly funny to me. What the frick is this movie even about, storywise?
Madame Web is a suspense thriller that depicts the titular character's origin story in a standalone universe with an approach that was more grounded and gritty compared to many previously released superhero films. Cassandra "Cassie" Webb is forced to confront her past while trying to survive with three young women with powerful futures who are being hunted by a deadly adversary.
thanks, kekGPT
Well I just pulled that from Wikipedia but I really should start using AI to generate answers to questions now that you mention it.
tfw it's real
4 out of 5 main characters are white?
how did this get aloud?
It's called boiling the frog or something Idk
>moaner
>white
Well, whiter than you
/pol/tards absolutely mindbroken by every new movie ever made
What does the S stand for?
bawds
Spader.
By the way, Madame Web is an old hag in the comics, so casting Dakota Johnson is a baffling choice.
This is the most parasitic thing I've seen. My mental image of Sony is them eating the literal shit coming out of Marvels ass. Just gobbling that shit down and getting it all over their mouth and wiping it off with their arm to back with smeared lips for more
so Madame Web can like see the future or something? she doesn't shoot webs and swing from buildings? anyone who read the comics here? is that correct?
Yeah, and in the comics she's also blind and sits in a wheelchair. She's not really main character material so the only way they can make a movie of her is doing some wacky adaptation that hardly resembles the source material.
There's more than one Madame Webb. The original one died of cancer
Can't wait to Madame Web my pants in the theater
You're actually going to watch it with other people? Have you no shame?
Bro he literally just bragged that he's going to ejaculate in his pants in the theater and your concern is that he's going to the theater?
Makes sense that they aren't using the costumes, superhero movies have been bombing left and right lately so they're trying to take it in a different direction with a "realistic" take. From the sounds of it, that is not turning out well for them, so I don't think it's JUST the costumes that's making superhero movies fail. But I can at least see the logic they used.
>it was like a WOMAN that was the source the whole time!!
I'm tired, bros.
And I'm tired of /misc/tards. But I will never give up. I will keep fighting you until all of you are gone. I may be tired, but I'm not a quitter. You will never win.
I haven't been on /misc/ since 2017. Nothing political in observing that every modern film is "that old IP uou love but... with women!"
>that old IP uou love
ahh yes the beloved madame web IP
Based, I also stopped using /misc/ in 2017 - at least on a daily basis anyway. I still go on /misc/ once in a while though because I still have a soft spot for that board and it's like nothing has changed at all from 7 years ago.
Black person, the seethe from your post proves we already won. Cut one head off and two more will take its place. I will never give you and you will never win. Keep seething and lick my anus, you stinky shitskin. lol
* I will never give up
Is this the first movie with women in it?
disney owns the copyright on women being in movies, I’m afraid