I lost my will for watching kino after watching this
I know nothing will top it, why bother
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I lost my will for watching kino after watching this. I know nothing will top it, why bother
Passable movie untill it becomes chase shit. Evil director, evil product. Generally speaking avoid israeli/catholic products. They are all like rightly damned hands reaching out to pull you into the hell they deserve.
Why does prot scum has such an inferiority complex?
Shouldn't WASPs be above it all?
Wasp is our word bigot
>Evil director
>chase shit
You mean that super kino depiction of the classic literary tropes known as “running the gauntlet” and “the marathon”?
You got filtered, anon
Here’s another running kino
well there's always tomorrow
Have you seen this?
It wasn't me!
Goddamn you for reminding me of this turd of a movie.
Pure kino
This is on the same level as the historical epics produced during the golden era of Hollywood.
Mel is so based, wish he would make more stuff like this. He should do a varangian/kievan rus movie about them btfo'ing the khazars.
He wanted to do a viking epic called Berserker starring Leo DiCaprio (idk about that casting, but I trust Mel), but then he got in trouble again.
Dammit Melonius
>Berserker movie from Mel Gibson
Something that kino could not be comprehended .. i tried with AI to visualize it but it just doesn't do. Gibson's vision would be titanic.
I've heard some anons say The Northman comes close. I haven't seen it yet, but since its not Mel, I have my doubts.
I've seen and no, it does not come close. It's great, with an all european cast and daring in it's execution but it just doesn't do. The crafting of the supernatural elements within the story was something they couldn't hack at all. The acting was stilted and didn't relay palpable emotion, the casting choices were uninspired and dull though I excuse this for the reason stated prior. Anya after bog just ruined it. I think someone like Sarah Gadon would have been better served and maybe someone like Anson Mount as the lead. Look at this guy. Pure viking.
I was going to actually take your opinion to heart until I realized that you're the Sarah GAYdon poster.
Oh no anon I am definitely not and have had back and forth with that guy. I just used her as an example of better casting. Anya did not suit the part at all, she had no motherly and divine presence as the role clearly was supposed to have and she looked fricking weird. I couldn't think of any other blonde actress so threw her in but I am definitely not that guy.
To continue from my last post perhaps I should have put Teresa Palmer who is based Mel approved too.
its got too much homosexual surealism to be like a Gibson kino. it isn't bad but it's nothing like he would have done
Would it have had Christian shit in it? Mel could have made that angle work, but he also didn't need any missionary/conquistador stuff to make Apocalypto great (disregarding the brief scene with Spaniards).
Absolutely not. He's been studying Norse history and culture since he was a teenager and Berserker was his first passion project back when he was 16, he wanted to do the movie in old norse only and show incredible violence unlike anything seen in movies and that he'd make the berserkers scarier than anything else in cinema but also give respect to the entire Viking people and their canon and not bring his personal views in it as is evident with Apocalypto, like you said. DiCaprio as the lead was a strange choice but never doubt Mel.
That whole post sounds like AI or some shit you just pulled out of your ass.
Read it and feel stupid, jackass.
https://www.vikingrune.com/2012/12/mel-gibson-viking-movie-berserker/
Ok, so it's neither nor you pulled it out of your ass.
That blogpost gives no sources whatsoever though, so it seems like he pulled it out of his ass. You're just an idiot spreading rumors.
Bet ya wish you waited a minute before posting, huh?
Delete your life.
NTA, but accusing everything of being an AI is already annoying.
>https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/mel-gibson-says-his-real-and-visceral-viking-epic-berserker-is-still-alive-new-draft-co-written-with-randall-wallace-113259/
>https://collider.com/mel-gibson-viking-movie-judah-maccabee/
None of these sources talk about him having come up with this at 16, though, so yeah,
, you should just have a nice day.
he really said he wanted dicaprio?
it would spoil the movie, he can't learn norse
mel needed to get unknown actors just like in Apocalypto, he doesn't need stars
If he striked Mel as the lead, then I can't fault his judgement. Who knows? Maybe Leo couldn't pass up the opportunity to jack off his own ego and would have learned old Norse for the role. Back then he wasn't SO massive so Mel could have convinced him to do it.
He's citing Gibson's own words and here's him in the beginning of this video talking about this project. Although the lack of sources is a blight, it doesn't take much to verify them as true.
>brief scene with Spaniards
You mean one of the best endings ever. An insanely impactful moment that made the movie ten times greater. If he did the same shit for Vikings it would make perfect sense.
I'd kill for a movie about the Byzantine empire against the Ottomans and the fall of Constantinopole. So many kino events and history there for him to use.
A scene where the emperor takes off his royal regalia, picks up a flag and dies along his men in a final charge would be abaolute kino
Too busy starring in geezer teasers for Grindstone.
The theory is that he's been doing those for the last decade to fund 2 Passion 2 Christ: Nazareth Drift.
>Mel: Evil racist antisemite uses real natives in his native American flick
>Prey: Mexicans mascaraded as natives
Why are they like this
Because they're israelites. End of.
Mel is honestly just really based, and I don't mean just the antisemitism.
Don't forget that after that infamous phone call leaked Danny Glover (black) and Jodie Foster (dyke) both defended Mel. He's probably the coolest homie ever.
Also, RDJ (mega israelite) and Garfield (jew) loved working with him on Hacksaw Ridge. He is a complete alpha male with massive artistic integrity and intellect. Braveheart, TPoTC, Apocalypto and Hacksaw Ridge are 10/10s. S tier filmography.
>He's probably the coolest homie ever.
He also throws his friends a bone when he can.
Jaguar Paw and Middle Eye were in Get the Gringo (kino, watch it) with Mel. Zero Wolf was in Blood Father also kino, watch it) with Mel.
It's even worse than that
>Evil racist Mel Gibson makes a movie about an indigenous culture rarely featured in mainstream film, featuring a cast comprised entirely of indigenous actors being given their big break in big budget movie
>Woke Hollywood makes movies solely about western culture, recycling the same myths, legends and fantasy franchises ad nauseam while they shoehorn non-white actors into settings where they clearly don't belong
It's even WORSE than that
>>Evil racist Mel Gibson makes a movie about an indigenous culture rarely featured in mainstream film, featuring a cast comprised entirely of indigenous actors being given their big break in big budget movie
>Hollywood liberals call the film racist and say evil racist Mel Gibson was wrong for showing the indigenous people as barbaric and evil
>Meanwhile, actual indigenous Central and South Americans fricking love the movie so much that they pretty much make evil racist Mel Gibson an honorary hispanic
I had a Spanish professor, and this guy could barely speak English, and he talked a lot about how he loved Apocalypto.
kino. Apocalypto is easily the best movie made in the last 20 years. I still can't believe it didn't win any awards. israelites must have been seething hard.
Based passionate filmmaker
frick holywood for blacklisting him
Cute!
>700 people
Ugh I'm sure they would have done just as good with less than half of that. What is the budget of this movie?
According to Wikipedia, $40 million.
>watch Gibson HYPERKINO
>nothing comes CLOSE to it
It's the Cinemaphile blackpill that we all have to take. He's too good for this world.
Why was this warrior such a sperg?
The movie actually conflates both cultures, saying they are Mayan but it was the Aztec hundreds of years later who came into contact with the Spaniards. By the time of the Aztec the Mayan were washed up.
The film does a great job with cultural depiction, the Spaniards and timing are innaccurate though. Its not the worst innaccuracy given how it doesn't play into the plot nearly at all.
There were still a Mayan people at the time, just fallen on hard times compared to when they were at their peak. The villains in the movie have a city-state but they're clearly not doing well, since the whole mass sacrifice thing was to avert their decline. If the film showed Tenochtitlan, it would have completely blown the frick out of the unnamed Mayan city. Is it anachronistic that the Mayans even had cities at the time? I unfortunately don't know enough about the time period.
Thats all fair to point out. Mayan Classic period ended sometime in to 900s with total societal collapse. Smaller cities stayed afloat but the Aztec expanded their influence until Spanish contact.
I forget the youtuber's exact reasoning for criticism, but the film does take place during Postclassic. The issue of conflating cultures and period accurate art is hardly something to hold against the film.
Checking some articles other 'experts' also say human sacrifice was practiced more by Aztecs, so Mayans doing it is somehow a problem? (its not).
I also checked a film summary. The Spanish at the end are Alvarado and his men, not Cortes. It was a real contact that happened with the Mayan before Cortes met the Aztec. I think the problem in film is that its not the correct year.
So to summurize:
Some of the cultural pieces might not be period accurate
The lnaguage might not be period/dialect perfect
The Spanish at the end might have not been accurate to the year
The Mayan by this time were probably not sacrificing as many people as we see in the mass graves
Mayans were still around when the Spanish arrived at the new world, although dwindling. Chichen Itza and Mayapan, that the Mayans were named after, were in operation to name a couple, and they did combat the Spaniards in battle. Ethnic Mayans are still in Yucatan today. This criticism is from people who don't even know mesoamerican history
This and Gladiator are true kino. I don't care if they're not historically accurate
>make a random little girl give a memorable and masterful performance
Mel is easily among the Top 5 filmmakers of all time. Christ, he's too good.
she's all growed up now
She's not terrible, by Hispanic standards.
t. Spic
Soon we'll have AI make us a worthy sequel
Doesn't he base his entire arguments on the injuns being Aztec, but they're actually Mayan?
isn't he the guy who got filtered by fricking goodfellas and casino of all movies?
>mfw when I try to tell that cute girl I like her
Mel Gibson should make a movie about the Crusades. A non-cucked Kingdom of Heaven that doesn't make Christians caricatures for dubious political purposes.
>A non-cucked Kingdom of Heaven that doesn't make Christians caricatures for dubious political purposes.
I know a Catholic like Mel wouldn't do it, but I wouldn't mind showing the crusaders as barbaric AS LONG AS it also shows the muslims as barbaric too.
That one-sided bullshit in Kingdom was bafflingly stupid.
It's strange how most authors have some gay fetish for Saladin and make Richard lionheart into some cartoonish villain. Sure the crusaders made some mistakes but they were mostly in the right trying to fight off a foreign invader.
They were completely in the right and the Crusades were a massive and incredibly impressive undertaking and union of people unlike anything else in history through their shared faith. It's everything that encapsulates the power of the faith and what it can imbue people with hence the massive israelite revisionism made to tear it to shreds given the power it contains.
Muslims are le good minority used for propagating evil ideologies even though they're completely against everything the woke israelite paradigm preaches to an absurdly violent degree. Shows just how senseless and fricking craz the world is now. As much as I dislike the blasphemous trash heap that is KoH, Norton's performance as Baldwin was straight out of a Gibson movie. Tremendously based.
Richard was a minor character of the Crusade and is only remembered because of English propaganda, that strangely omits he got the cross of st George from the French out of pity as he was throwing a tantrum.
Richard's story is the only kino story of the 3rd Crusade. You could make an entire film about his conquest of Cyprus after betrayal.
Why does everyone forget that the muzzies were juat as bad as the christians in the movie? Only Saladin and that one cavalier were good natured. The rest of them were war hungry, blood thirsty, committed atrocities, and were xenophobic. All of this is shown in the film. There's just more screentime dedicated to the christians, so you see more of their shit. But the good christians outnumber the good muslims like 15 to 1 in the movie.
I love shit like this. It really humanizes the characters that would otherwise be hard to relate to.
>FLINT SKY, YOU RAT! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN TRIBESMAN THE OL' SPICEY LEAF
I like how it implies the wife was going down on him, good ol mayan bj
Why did the big chieftain guy come to the woods to frick up little villages?
Why does Rice play Texas?
I feel like I've seen that lil homie before somewhere.
Mad Max Fury Road? I don't know, but it's gotta be something.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
If the best thing you've seen is a generic mel gibson action/revenge movie, you might need to see more movies.
Shalom!
What is your Tribe name Cinemaphile?
I'm just posting on a kino thead about a kino film
This movie gave me a native fetish. I need me a nude brown tribal indigenous gf so bad.
Gonna rewatch it thanks to this thread.
Its on Tubi fren
>watch this 11/10 peak immersion masterpiece, in shitty streaming quality and with ads
Learn to torrent you moronic Black person
I think he was just trying to be nice, man.
I was being nicer, by teaching him to not be moronic
Zoomers cannot torrent, don't bother.
if i was in aztec times i would be the guy pulling the hearts out of chests not vice versa ofc
You'd be the guy they frick in the ass to please the sun god or whatever.
no because i would actually be a time traveller i would go back in time and tell them how to beat the spanish by making guns and they tell me how do they make a gun and i tell them i havent a fricking clue
Lol, also there isn't even mineable ore on the Yucatan peninsula, so you couldn't advance them past stone age if you tried.
I hadn't seen this movie til this year, honestly one of the most kino "new world" movies I've seen. How can anyone but israelites think mel gibson isn't one of the best directors of the last 20 years.
did you also lose interest in watching other films?
For a while there was talks about remaking The Wild Bunch, and honestly, he's the only guy I could see doing it even an ounce of justice. Peckinpah was a crazy motherfricker, but he understood violence the way Gibson does.
It's great because it's super ambitious, the set design and costumes are top notch it's only dragged down by the feel good hero's story.
I guess they still wanted a feel good story even if it ended in a pretty dark way. It was about protecting your friends and family. It's a universal theme
i want mel gibson to do a period accurate movie about saladin
I want a first crusade kino by literally anyone
The count of monte christo is breddy good