>I LOVE ANIMALS MATE
*pulls a snake out of its hole*
>THEY'RE SO MAGNIFICENT
*wrestles a roo to the ground*
>CROCS RULE
*dogpiles a croc*
>I'M A CONSERVATIONIST
*rips a koala right out of a tree*
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He loved animals while also teaching them man's dominance over them.
Very based man. Nature cheated with that stingray.
>He loved animals while also teaching them man's dominance over them.
Based, just like israelites are doing to your cursed snowBlack person race too.
snowBlack person? lmao I actually have no idea what this means
frick off newbie
>still buttmad he got pulled from his snake hole after 20 years
how are you even posting without hands, anyways?
Not so dominant any more after being poked
He tried to hug that ray and it stabbed him. Very Puerto Rican if ya ask me.
He fricked around and found out. Sting rays are less forgiving than crocodiles.
The stupidest part of his death was that some of his fans went out and killed some sting rays as “revenge”, despite that being counter to Steve Irwin’s conservationist message.
they drew first blood not him
you won't be talking shit when a sting ray murders one of your loved ones b***h
Where's footage of his death
Kek there was a PSA to leave rays alone
>fricked around and found out.
>play stupid games, win stupid prizes
the stingray said "you're in the wrong place at the right time, land-bitch"
You uh... you saved that picture on your computer? How long you had that on there, son?
>conservationist message.
Crocodiles are now overpopulating large swathes of Australia.
Frick Steve Irwin for going way too far the other way.
sup Katter
'straya belongs to the crocs, god bless Steve Irwin
Steve did nothing wrong in that instance. His death was caused by the moronic camerman boxing it in
I personally dumped battery acid into waters that are known to have stingrayiggers in them as revenge for Steve's murder. Never forgive, never forget.
Nice try sting ray or Should I say stink ray
t. stingray
I never realized how much he looks like George W. Bush
why do you say the things you do?
yeah him and Rob Dyrdek are the bush trifecta
I just read the credits for The Lawnmower Man and there's a Steve Irwin that worked in production.
Reptiles don't have mammal emotions it's find to handle them humanely
His wife is insane. It was suicide to escape.
This was not the case of course.
>t. Terri
they shot at the king, they didn't miss
crisp operation
>Oh look, a stingray! Let's see what happens if I stick my finger up his bum... Oh crikey!
You ever read about the dude that filmed his death. They were in chest deep water and the stingray put its front in the sand then started stabbing wildly. Steve wasn't dead right away and they talked to him in the boat. Last thing he said was I'm dying.
I drew what it looked like
good, firm posture
That's now the wallpaper for my secondary laptop.
wtf it went for the dick?!
>be wild animal
>some other animal attacks you
>it seems to lose its grip after a minute and you run away
yeah I can see this as really disrupting the routine of your average animal lazing around for 23 hours a day
Ok Chris we get it, you're upset that his son took your spot on I'm a Celeb
I never understood all the sadness when he died. He came off as one of those clowns of the 00's like Richard Simmons or Michael Jackson. This guy waved his baby in front of a crocodile. He's an idiot.
He saves heckin animals you chud.
it was a different time.
Is there steve irwin aloggers out there? The guys been dead 20 years. Did he say something about Israel?
Just australian things mate
>I never understood all the sadness when he died.
He was very genuine in everything he did and put pretty much all of the money he made back into conservation and research.
His dad and Terri had a big falling out after he died and since then shes commercialized everything and created a weird cult of Steve. very American.
Robert seems like a good lad despite Terri doing her best to frick him up, I reckon he gets a lot of support from Steve's old crew at the zoo like that Wes c**t
Steve’s dad seemed like an all right guy.
>I never understood all the sadness when he died
thats because youre a bugman
>I never understood all the sadness when he died.
Don’t let those other replies gaslight you, many people back then thought he was a supreme wanker and an annoying twat.
I think most of the replies are zoomers who weren't around to see how he was perceived during his time.
>h-he did a lot of for animals
Is a talking point nobody said until after he died. Jumping on top of animals and wrestling them is not showing respect to them.
>Michael Jackson
>clown
Haha what a homosexual. If any zoomer on Cinemaphile needs to kill themselves, please let it be you.
>is that..the heckin babyrino in front of the evil CHUDdodile oh no I'm going insane!
Steve was probably riding their backs as a baby.
Yeah I don't get it either. I was a kid watching him on tv and even I thought he was kinda moronic. Pretty much asking animals to bite him
He was kino. Animals are inferior species and most of them only survive extinction because of human emotions. Nothing is more masculine than wrestling a fricking gator. His son has taken over his zoo and is more based than Steve was himself. Dude has an incredible career ahead of him
His son was carefully groomed by Terri to be mini-Steve. He basically has no memory of what his father was really like but had to watch tapes of him over and over and listen to the hagiography of Steve that Terri created. All while probably lusting after his big-titted FAL sister who is named after a crocodile.
The Irwins are weird.
>His son was carefully groomed by Terri to be mini-Steve
The other day he was on TV saying how his dad "made a great curry", he was fricking 2 when Steve died
He read it in the Book of Steve as revealed to Terri (pbuh). I feel bad for the kid, because he never really had a chance to be anything but his mom’s puppet.
As a side note, I’ve never been to Australia Zoo, but from what I’ve seen there are more images of Steve than there are of animals.
I've been twice, once pre-death and once post. The place feels like a fricking mausoleum now, also when I last went they couldn't have the rhino's on display because they kept chasing the giraffes, so they aren't very good at the Safari Park part
>mausoleum
Please tell me Steve is preserved there like Lenin.
It's only natural for the son to follow the father's path.
OK Mohammed.
>His son has taken over his zoo and is more based than Steve was himself.
Isn’t he currently hosting an extremely gay celebrity reality show on channel 10?
I don’t know about that, but he owns a pug, which I think is kind of fricked up for someone that ostensibly cares about animals..
He actually did a lot for animals, he helped millions of people develop a love and understanding of wildlife and he's protected countless thousands of animals through conservation work
Sissy yanks will never understand the raw power of a red blooded Aussie
it's australia, they would do it to you first
people forget that australia was originally an open air prison. they discovered an an entire fricking continent, spent some time there and decided the best use for a land mass almost 80% of the size of the entire united fricking states was to fricking dump criminals there.
when steve irwin idolized and loved the animals that lived there, it was like being in the same prison as death row inmates and still thinking they were pretty cool, while still dodging shivs and being willing to knock a motherfricker out along the way.
hes still a moron, but its kinda admirable how full send he took the moron
Stingrays are so coo-
I'm sure his wife found somebody to frick eventually. Imagine the willpower it would take to not let out one crikey. It would be impossible. Worth ending the fling for sure.
A lot of park rangers note the Irwin's actions actually correlated to endangering more animal lives. By naturalising wild animals with humans, he encouraged the predators to become more comfortable entering human territory in search of food, which often resulted in the need to kill the dangerous ones to protect the local population.
Bumfights doing Bumhunter where’d he’d ziptie them and take measurements was fricking hilarious.
I hope this australian gay beast is burning in hell for eternity, the flames in the lake of fire are so hot it makes human skin pop like foil. The cacophony of screaming and agony can be heard echoing through the dark caverns. Harpies perch from their nests and strip human flesh right off the bone with their jagged, rotten teeth. The cacophony of screaming and anguish can be heard through the 9 circles.
>human skin pop like foil
Why would are meat avatars be taken with us to hell? Hell is the eternal torment of the soul a formless entity you clearly are emotional and low iq.
*our
looks like the braindead post rubbed off on me
Hell isn't a place, that is silly. Hell is a perspective. You clearly have you skin along with that, so it only makes sense. The only place your skin would pop like foil, would be hell.
>understands the language of nature
Bindi went into hiding and had like 5 kids and they groomed his son into being a Steve Irwin clone
Steve Irwin is a legend, bless him. Kind of the Mr. Rogers of the animal kingdom.
there is footage of it
Man why are orcas such absolute glorious buttholes
>gluglu-ACK
I remember that when he died, ppl in Australia declared war on those stupid stingrays (what I think was a quite fair decision). These nihilistic beasts roam the ocean in search of nothing but innocent blood, and the cruelty of their actions is inversely proportional to the attention they receive from the media.
They would go after humans too, but they still remember whaling. It's only feat that keeps them in line.
other than generic crocs what interesting animals does Australia even have?
some nondescript spiders and snakes? yawn
where are the proper ungodly beasts? think they had some huge fricker equivalent to a lion or bear that went extinct thousands of yrs ago but there is archaeological evidence they preyed on the early abbos
and the thylacine or wtv its called was like the size of a terrier so hardly a direct threat
Australians fought a war against Emus once and the Emus won
Australia used to have mega fauna then Abbos discovered fire, burned down all the inland forests into deserts, because they were too lazy to hunt and burning everything down and eating the charred remains was easier.
Yeah, he slightly inconvenienced animals for a few minutes and then put them back unharmed.
The point was to show them to people so that maybe his audience would come to love and appreciate animals, too.
legendary lad
I didn't know crocs were capable of being petty. Lol.
That looks like a wussy little alligator
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I'm gonna teach people about animals by dicking around with wild, dangerous animals!!! This is the only way to teach people
He deserved it.
I can't believe he didn't go out in more spectacular fashion. Everyone knew he was going to get himself killed but not like that
There aren’t any cool dangerous animals in Australia, so he died like a b***h, unlike Timothy Chadwell.
It's hilarious when reddit animal lovers think animals are soft babies that need to be coddled. Yes, regular abuse of a dog will make it behave badly but it's not going to be "traumatized" because it bumps its head once or something. Animals generally don't give a frick
Him talking about Bindi and then just crying on camera was omega cringe and all parents should be gunned down in the streets for being gay.
t.35 year old adult
ITT: cold-blooded animals talk shit about a dead man.
>I LOVE ANIMALS
*Watches common seagulls eat 900 endangered sea turtles instead of helping because muh documentarian morality*
>SADLY THESE ANIMALS ARE GOING EXTINCT, IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN DO?
If you get involved with your subjects you are violating the Prime Directive. Also you might die.
Star Trek is for homosexuals.
I've been watching too many animal videos on YouTube lately. Prairie dogs and their "WAHOOS" kill me
If he's white, and his wife is white, why does his daughter look like this?
because holes are unfaithful and deserve beatings
Smushed up against the side of the test tube
Why did he name his daughter after the poojeet forehead menstrual blood stain and why does she look like a white Awkwafina
He named her after his favourite crocodile and her middle name from his dog, I'm dead fricking serious
I forgot about Sui, loved that little pup
>wot ya gunna do ya little c**t, sting me?!
Quote from man stung
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