>"I love how it's so feminist."
Do men really pretend to be feminists to get girls?
That seems like a terrible plan.
>"I love how it's so feminist."
>"I love how it's so feminist."
Do men really pretend to be feminists to get girls?
That seems like a terrible plan.
>Do men really pretend to be feminists to get girls?
Yes. It's an epidemic.
simply goes back to the the romans, Mark Anthony was a simping for Cleopatra, I bet the children she birthed to "Anthony" were really his children, but Cleopatra's farm-hand
Funnily enough the only ones of his children that actually were important came from his marriage to Octavia. All of Cleopatra's children died or were executed while Antony was essentially the great grandfather to Nero.
He wasn't really, victors write the histories remember. Vile nilotic rites and all.
In reality he tapped that ass and then fricked off for four years to bang Octavia until Cleopatra became politically relevant again.
His reasoning was the same as Caesar's, a dynasty was on offer that wouldn't be available to a Roman alone. The Alexander the Great route had already been tried, thats Pompey who people think is an idiot now because of a TV show.
Women want men to be feminist
thats a pig not a woman
got that receding hairline
>fat
No thanks
Kek, I'd frick this little slam piggy. And never call her again.
Looks like Donny Osmond
i did that in elementary school. i simped not even knowing why
Same here buddy, same here
it's mostly desperate millennial morons, pathetic generation tbh
>soi beard
>receding hairline
>glasses
>gay plaid shirt
>man purse
>skinny jeans
Didn't know Seth MacFarlane was based
You forgot
>interested in Asian woman
I thought that's more of an incel than a woke beta thing
just a beta thing, right wing or left wing
It is the soi boi choice
>interested in Asian woman
This is only a problem if you can't get ATTRACTIVE Asian women. These guys date frumpy Asian American chicks with a chip on their shoulder; snagging a high class girl from Japan, for example, is based.
>ha ching chong nip nong dong fong waah
>ah soooooo
nobody's impressed about your chink shit dude
>ATTRACTIVE Asian women
No such thing, they all have that flat monkey face with black insect eyes.
Finnish girls can look ok
American Dad is based
Seth does voices but doesn't write
seth hasn't written an episode of American Dad since 2005.
This makes me embarrassed because this was me in my mid twenties. I dressed like that for a long time and even dated women who encouraged it. But then I met my wife and she laughed her ass off when she saw my wardrobe and my hairline. Now I'm clean shaven and wear mostly normal shit. The shoulder bag is long gone too
literally looks like jay bauman
Male feminists turning out to be rapists is alarmingly common.
but who knows how real it is. dont forgett they hangout with girls what consider verbal rape to be real so...
name 3 examples
1. me
2. also me
3. me on a bad night
i dont know if rapists but:
max landis
jos whedon
harvey weinstein
bruh those are not even in the top 5 of rapists in the past ten years other than harv and he's overrated, like he didn't actually rape anyone
>top 5 of rapists
who would that be? epstein? i bet he was a feminist
of the past, say, 40 years?
1. bill clinton
2. jeffrey epstein
3. kobe bryant
4. dan schneider
5. bill cosby
and that's just in terms of influence
dan schneider is on the same level as harv isnt he. you are right with the rest but i am not sure about their male feminist status
dan was actually a rapist though. harvey did a lot of greasy stuff but he didn't impregnate jamie lynn spears
seriously look at this piece of shit motherfricker
harv could be his father. you might be right but i am not gonna bother distinguishing shart from shit
show me a picture of harv sitting next to a 14 year old that he just impregnated, whose older sister is the biggest pop star on the planet and who was also groomed and raped by the same people.
harvey just fricked a bunch of starlets. or went down on them or whatever, his dick was all fricked up. there's a lot of reasons why harvey doesn't make top 5 rapists over dan and why dan has his place in that list. arguably he should be a spot higher, over kobr
as i said, i dont really care which one is worse. htey are both bad enough
me, myself and I
They get that desperate.
They can only get rejected so many times before they snap.
I think it comes from the fact that those men feel owed something because they "chose" to be the woman's friend or whatever. A lot of the guys who end up snapping and doing that shit always end up falling back on some defense that "she deserved it for not reciprocating my feelings"
It's called having empathy you should try it maybe women wouldnt look at you and instinctively be terrified
1/10 bait
>make a logical and truthful point about how women are attracted to empathetic and decent men instead of bitter rage filled incels
>y-youre baiting, o-one out of t-ten
This is why I have a really hard time posting on this board as a woman, I even go out of my way to help you guys become less repulsive and you still do nothing but languish in misery. Maybe that's just easier or something, idk
>as a woman
>As a
>a
>a
honey.
YWNBAW
>>make a logical and truthful point
Hes going all out
Women perceive empathy as weakness, they get aroused by witnessing violence by males
you really shouldn't try to reason with people here or make them not be complete fricking losers it's about as effective as telling a homeless person to go home
>I even go out of my way to help you guys become less repulsive and you still do nothing but languish in misery.
And if sucking up to a woman and being her kiss-ass actually worked, more guys would probably do it.
I'm all for women having equal right but i won't suck their dicks
What rights don't they have?
a right hook to shut them up, am i right fellas
>It's called having empathy you should try it
too blatant with the bait
YWNBAW
Going the opposite way and trying as hard as you can to NOT look intimidating is a bigger red flag than actually looking intimidating.
Men shouldn't give up their masculinity to make women more comfortable. That's not to say they shouldn't be respectful to women.
I think we should just hit women. For like no fricking reason at all, just because it's fun and easy
Incel vibes.
>you should try it maybe women wouldnt look at you and instinctively be terrified
Women should be instinctively terrified of men.
Women have empathy, they don't have sympathy.
They have empathy but they choose not to do anything with it.
>Women have empathy
Absolutely not, they can't imagine any situation that isn't exactly like their own life
I'm legitimately autistic so that's me. But I can look at something like: "Okay, you're a woman. You get sexually harassed. I don't know what that's like, but I feel for you."
Women are the opposite.
Then you confused the terms, anon
>but I feel for you
That's sympathy, not empathy
Nah. I can't 'put myself in their shoes' but I can feel sad emotions from hearing about their situation.
Women just do not feel these sad emotions (I realize the potential irony here--but they have straight-up told me).
>I can't 'put myself in their shoes'
Yes, that's a lack of empathy
Fricking Black person
I have a lack of empathy. I have a wealth of sympathy.
Women have empathy. They lack sympathy.
This is the point I'm making, anon. A woman can put themselves in the shoes of a homeless, lonely, or depressed man. They will not respond it by literally solving his problems because they do not have the feel-bad signals in their brain as a result.
Wrong.
>Absolutely not, they can't imagine any situation that isn't exactly like their own life
Learn to read. Last (you) for your bait
First anon, not the second.
If you're a woman and one of your friends told you he was a lonely incel and considering harming others as a result, what would you do?
Thanks for the insight, plato.
Mm-mm. Gotta try harder.
I'm no male feminist and yet women aren't terrified of me. The thing is treating people as individuals.
Fear and attraction are synonymous for women, it's why horror movies exists, gets the ladies fanny tingling so you can plow them after the movie
welcome to 2013, idiot
White middle class men compete in religious adherence and feminism is the religion.
Surprisingly, it does work sometimes, which is probably why so many adopt it as a mating strategy: it MIGHT work and you save yourself the trouble of having to confront a women, which I guess is scary for sois because, like women, they must follow the prevailing opinion on social matters so as not to be ostracized.
In reality, every hot liberal chick dates conservative men. Even remotely attractive women open the floodgates when a guy stands his ground and disagrees with her. So really, the best mating strategy is to tactfully disagree with women on this stupid horse shit, because most of them are only reciting it because their friends are doing the same thing. They don't actually believe it and they know they don't. They're all waiting on a guy who's not afraid to be hated.
>Being a strong male with strong morals and convictions is /misc/
You and I both know that /misc/ is full of incels and you're one of them.
Also incels seething because they desperately want to frick a single hot Asian chick but can't. Must be tough kek. That one kpop poster is a homosexual but every one of the replies, like you, is just cope about how they're "not attractive." I love how I can always come to any board on this shithole and feel better about myself instantly.
>incels seething because they desperately want to frick a single hot Asian chick but can't
not him but white guys get an Asian girl for free with their Happy Meal kek, that's why it's considered the lowest hanging fruit
if you're a white guy and you can't even attract an Asian girl, you're hopeless
>if you're a white guy and you can't even attract an Asian girl, you're hopeless
tbh Asian girls never seem to like me much, but white and black girls do.
And yes I'm a white guy.
>And yes I'm a white guy
20% chance that you're actually white, just because you felt the need to point this out
at least you said you were a guy though otherwise i'd say you're 100% full of shit
I'm white, I don't need to lie about this on Cinemaphile, just sharing my experiences with asians
bruh there's like a 53% chance that you're lying to yourself about it
homie you "identify" as white
Asians want blond guys. If you have black hair like an Italian or something they won’t date you.
My hair is dark brown and I'm fairly short so maybe that's why
Yeah well you see, the thing about Italians is, and I cannot overstate this, they are greasy, goombah, eggplant, moulignon, daego guineas and have not, will not, and will never be anywhere close to being white. Those mongrels are basically m**rs.
Based. Wops should never have been allowed out of their boot.
We literally killed one of your presidents because he didn't pay us his dues. We created Las Vegas and fricked generations of boomers out of their savings. We ruled NYC and you were thankful for it, once we left the city turned to shit.
We're overwhelmingly represented in self-owned companies, CEO jobs or even managerial jobs.
You fricking homosexuals all wageslave for israelites.
Being white is an insult at this point, it's synonymous with cuckoldry.
We wuz Romans.
a bippity boppity cop-a seeth-a and dilate-a mama mia
nobody cares boot Black person
they literally discovered america
>hot Asian chick
dude frick outta hea i've fricked hotter asian chicks than you've ever seen in your life. they're called first generation, dads were tech transplant, east bay b***hes. lafayette, walnut creek asians, rich chicks whose dads worked on UNIX for novell. and in the early 2000s those girls were straight up bawds. pilled out thizz prostitutes at raves. you have no idea the kind of sideways pussy i slayed in my day. seethe cope dilate and touch grass you fricking incel b***h
>dude frick outta hea i've fricked hotter asian chicks than you've ever seen in your life.
post one
sorry man i deleted all the pictures i had of your mom because they took up too much room on my hard drive and no matter how hard i tried i couldn't compress them
ok but just for funzies:
https://www.xvideos.com/video14167439/emo_goth_teen_mia_s_orgasmic_porn_debut
real name is adella marquez, she's half flip. this is the caliber i'm talking about. i used to frick her a lot and if anyone hung out at wormhole or outlet then they've hung out with me and probably bought my drugs
you.. you can't be serious.
Why would I be kidding? I haven't talked to this woman in like 8 years. She won't remember me.
I'm not talking about the fact that you fricked her, I'm talking about calling her some hot, high caliber girl. She's ok but nothing amazing.
I'm talking about average rich asian slant, buddy. I'm not saying it's the best slice of pizza in town, just that the average slice is better than the rest of the country, you homosexual. Show me a hot asian bawd that YOU fricked.
I'm not attracted to Asian features.
Neither am I, thank god. The Iranian b***hes were way hotter.
She looks like a asiaticy man
half flip half what? spaniard?
I would rate her a 7.5, not bad
nah half flip half israelite. got the mexican name from the flip side, her dad. he wasn't around too much. this chick was always in therapy. super nice tho
did she do anal
ofc never on camera though just at raves 🙂
interesting, how well trained was her bum hole?
I have been trying to find a bum bawd for ages now
depends on how much ketamine or cocaine was about to be blown up it
Dude message her and find out, I already gave out her real name. I don't give a frick. She crossed that line when she got 5 grand to do that excogi scene and used the money to "go to europe"
what are you on about, isn't that video years old now, i was just curious
Yes, this is someone I haven't spoken to in almost a decade. I said that earlier.
Dude I'm not gonna show you a video of someone who i fricked anywhere near recently. I'm not stupid. This chick fricked everyone, I have so much plausible deniability about this.
i have no idea what that has to do with my question about her bum hole at the time
Are you replying to the right person?
Oh, at the time?
Man frick i told you, depends on who was putting drugs up it. But yeah that video was shot in what. 2015? 2016? My buddy got a lot of shit about it because he was a DJ and dated her. Then right after they broke up she immediately got BLACKED and did porn. I fricked her too and sold her drugs
but incels love asian girls?
>In reality, every hot liberal chick dates conservative men.
Kek, the worst part is that you probably sincerely believe that. It reeks of inceldom
He's right that liberal women are thirsty for conservative men but they just get fricked by them.
Yeah what woman would want a providing, strong, masculine man? Possibly even with strong moral convictions and member of a church? No way.
>providing, strong, masculine man
>conservative
lol?
>Even remotely attractive women open the floodgates when a guy stands his ground and disagrees with her.
I fricked a girl way out of my league when I was 16 because I wouldn't give her a cigarette. Her reaction made me believe she had never been told no before in her life. Met her again like 7 months later and she remembered me, we ended up fricking that night.
This guy fricks
t: got my current wife by openly dissing Hillary Clinton back when Trump ran for office and saying I stand for Trump
>Women lie
Wow such a good life hack
Nah what I do now is pretend to be gay, and I just frick really sexually confused teenage girls who are edgy enough to look like tomboys and tell everyone to use male pronouns for them, but are just slightly not edgy enough to actually take testosterone about it (yet). It's legal where I live.
Just be funny, 6'5, have a large penis and an IQ of 135 bro. It works for me
>an IQ of 135
>"OMG an intelligent guy, I'm so wet!!!"
I once landed a smooth brain girl by solving a Rubiks cube in 40ish seconds in front of her eyes
kek based, did you do really awesome tricks when you were fingering her later?
I mean, I guess
She didn't complain
that's cool, was she 11?
It was a down syndrome
i have 216 iq and cannot even solve a single cube side how is that possible
Do you have hands or were they blown off with a firework accident
i have functioning hands, sometimes i get to the one side solid color but anything after that is absolutely incomprehensible to me
I never finished one but got one side sorted or even just a line so not a full moron thankfully
ok but you'd think i could solve most of it
I'm starting to think only autists can
It is for boomer poor gays strip a gun blindfolded instead to be high iq
wasnt there some gay ass business suit movie where the moron protag solves a rubiks cube and gets a job as a stockbroker? I remember being shown it back in HS as some kind of professional motivator
Was it limitless Bradley Cooper
I do all of these and am still terrible with women. It's 100% personality. I don't know what makes me off-putting, but it happens with with men and women. People just don't like me so I don't bother with relationships very hard anymore and just focus on self improvement. It's pretty nice.
Post face then homosexual
as it turns out, guys will do a lot of pretty silly shit to impress women
this isn't new. none of this is new.
a good friend of mine is one of those guys. literally can't stop himself from saying something conversation-killing every time he flaps his jaw. someone in the army told him to just work out every day and keep his mouth shut, which turned out to be a surprisingly effective strategy. and a simple one.
Honestly it's just confidence (feigned or not) and putting yourself out there. It's very rare that a woman will approach you. I've only been approached once in a serious "I want to date you" manner by a woman.
Women want you to approach them (not all the time). You'll get some to a lot of nos. Not every girl wants to date you. That's okay, you have to be okay with that. The reason that little goblin men with nothing go for them still date women is because they put themselves out there and ask. That's it really.
>135
We got a big boy here!
I did this between my algebra and biochemistry courses my junior year of college. Women were weirdly impressed for something that's just rote memorization and a marginal amount of finger dexterity. never banged any of them because I'n an autist
>an IQ of 135 bro
That’s not even a high IQ. I’m a total dumbass and my IQ is higher than that.
Kek, I unironically got all that (except big penis, it’s really average) and I’m a 23 yo virgin
My secret is that I only have autistic/solitary interests and almost never interact with women
I don't have to pretend. If I was a woman I'd want equal rights too lol. I don't give a shit about it beyond that and I obviously don't participate in any rallies or shit like that, but I don't disagree with anything they say.
What rights are they missing?
Nice guy behavior. Gonna use you for a dinner at Chili's and then leave your ass.
yes. Unsurprisingly "their" women seek out real men who can stand up for themselves hence why male feminists are almost always cucks
They do but it's a last resort tactic. Women are attracted to charisma, confidence, looks and a bunch of other things before feminism becomes a factor. Obviously if you go around saying girls should stay in the kitchen than you won't be popular with women unless you're a gigachad.
>lel i downloaded le script
kys
It's actually a browser extension anon. Look for Cinemaphile mass reply on github
i know what it is you fricking loser
>ITT: incels
>There is nothing wrong with feminism. Women are amazing complex human beings. Your
failures in life aren't caused by them. Asian women tend to be less attractive than European women, and incels obsession with them stems from misogyny, tranime addiction and insecurity.
>I love my girlfriend so much bros. Sort your life and you too might find a smart and sweet partner to spend the rest of your life with.
fail
Failed ꜱoyquote therefore you say this and look like this
chuds are more attractive to women than male feminists btw
Anything is more attractive to a woman than a male feminist.
Feminism today has so much more to do with men's rights than women's.
>pretend to like women's rights to get gf
>get gf
>she's smitten
>vocalize my misogyny to her on daily basis
>nothing she can do now
>she probably likes it anyways
Yall oughta try it.
deep down they all want manhandled and fricked, its in their genes
rape is like in the top 3 of kinks for women, they get off on that shit
dude, men even pretend to be gay to get girls.
pretending to be feminist isnt that bad
>men even pretend to be gay to get girls.
how does that work...
a lot of girls have a fascination with keeping a gay guy friend as a fashion accessory, some bisexual dudes fill this role but then frick them
sneaky. i bet the fascination comes from some tv show
that's so much extra steps and at that point you might as well be gay
imagine sucking disck to get a girl lol. what will the manlets think of next
>"kek i'm a girl now"
yeah i know it's dumb as frick
>sucking disc
no thanks I buy digital
>>ITT: incels
is nothing wrong with feminism. Women are amazing complex human beings.
>Your failures in life aren't caused by them. Asian women tend to be less attractive than European women, and incels obsession with them stems from misogyny, tranime addiction and insecurity.
>>I love my girlfriend so much bros. Sort your life and you too might find a smart and sweet partner to spend the rest of your life with.
>L.jpg
Not anymore. The Harvester aside #metoo was 100% "male feminists". They didn't bother with anyone else. Ultimately women despise weakness.
I don't care about all this
Just tell me where to find a bum bawd
>fetlife
there's 150 guys for every dumb b***h on there
>men
Why are chuds so afraid to let women have human rights too?
It works for a hit it and quit it strategy quite well. Women won't stay loyal to a weak feminist man, so don't commit.
>men
gay enabling onionBlack folk aren't men
>Do men really pretend to be feminists to get girls?
No, they pretend to be feminists to get close to girls. Then they rape them.
that is the sole reason there are any male feminists
Uh wrong I'm also a male feminist to keep my amazing tech job
kek hey look it's a paper pusher. i bet i can write better c than you
t. security guy
>When your employer isn't content with you just quietly doing your job
>God damn it Smith! You're missing 6h on the communal tolerance dildo. Get your ass on that right now!
>No dude, I totally want to discuss American Dad, I'm totally not just making a thinly veiled offtopic thread
They do and all of the guys who do that are serial rapist/domestic abusers
It's a terrible plan if you do it with an actual activist type feminist, since they are insane. If it's just an in with a relatively normal woman then it works well, since you don't need to keep it up once the relationship has been going more than a couple of months.
>go on tinder
>only type of girls who like me are the most obese black girls/trannies
I hate myself i wanna die
last month my only matches were a literal troony with visible beard and some sort of indonesian muslim woman in a hijab (albeit not ugly)
I like muslims I was trying to look for a profile that keeps saying I missed a match despite me skipping over twice (some bald fat girl feminist) and found a really pretty iranian girl but she was in iran
there is no way i could date one because i am an alcoholic chainsmoker and love pork and am deeply religious
also hate brow people
>tfw dated a middle eastern girl
>fricked it up
she was taller than me too which i liked. i honestly can’t believe i fricked it up. i loved her name too, Farah
Then you should have a nice day. The world will be a better place when you're gone.
Sup laquisha
Laquisha don't post here no mo
how do you know they're interested unless you swiped right on them?
why did you swipe right if you're not interested?
You can see who gave you likes on the premium version and if bot the app tells you if you swiped left on someone who liked you. Also a couple times i’ve just swiped right on a million people to see what happens and then a couple landwhales pop up. I wouldn’t mind a fat girl but there has been a lot that were clearly fatter than me and im already 260 lbs
>agree with any moronic shit she says
>ignore her after ONS
Works on my machine
>do this
>get accused of raping her 8 years later and have your entire life ruined
That's more than a single ONS, moron
where can i get a rundown on this drama?
reddit or whatever is fine, i just don't know who these people are
The most popular Dota 2 caster got #metoo'd when everyone went crazy about #metoo. His crime was having consensual sex with an 18 year old woman because according to her she was "just a child" and didn't know better.
Every single studio instantly canceled him, so did Valve and he pretty much got kicked out from the scene despite being one of the people building it up.
The girl that accused him also slept around with most of the Dota scene and is currently in a relationship with someone in the scene.
Good new though is that Tobi, the one that got canceled got an Asian wife that defends and loves him
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr9phu
This is all it takes to ruin someone's life
Would be based if she were prettier and 5 years younger
>Toby has admitted to doing this in a private conversation I had with him today
are people actually this moronic? do they think “nah there’s no way she’ll screenshot this and show everyone”
>You will not need to yell for proof. Toby has admitted to doing this in a private conversation I had with him today,
This dumb prostitute is the reason I haven't heard him cast in years?
God damn it.
He was hoping she'd take a sip so he could get a few seconds of peace and quiet.
i told a woman about my feelings earlier
Haha you fricked up bro now she will definitely not want you. They prefer having a few beta simp followers who give undue attention & buying them shit constantly. Any declaration of feelings mean they know the jig is up soon
the trick is to pretend to talk about your feelings, if you let her know your actual feelings she will lose respect for you and leave bec women dont like wimps
Even feminists are only pretending to be feminists. All the world's a larp and all the men and women merely homosexuals.
i was hooking up with a girl with green hair and she absolutely hated this emote. she said “it makes me feel small” and we got into a big fight because i used it by habit after she told me to stop. idk how people like that can function by themselves
actually when i met my gf soon to be wife she was a wikkan crazy b***h
you can tame them out of that nonsense
Yes, all the time.
wtf alex yiik in american dad?
wait a minute, this isn’t television or film related
It's from an episode of American Dad.
I went to an art college, I was a huge liberal simp. Even if its not to go after girls you're guilted into it otherwise you're a rape supporting evil person.
women love cocaine and money
Here's the reality boys: conservative women are generally less attractive and a bore to be around
If you want a hot, young, fun gf then you WILL have to watch a few tiktoks and nod along to a few basic lib talking points.
Deal with it.
You give off incel vibes.
>you give off incel vi-ACK!
>Here's the reality boys: conservative women are generally less attractive and a bore to be around
Yet we know that reality and science shows that conservatives are more attractive, more fit and have more children.
Wrong
You're right, but for the wrong reason. Conservative women seem less attractive and interesting to you as a single adult because all the attractive, interesting, conservative women were in committed relationships before they finished university. Now that they're married and having kids, they might as well not exist.
And then you find them on Tinder talking about how conservative they are while looking for some sap to take care of Tyrone's kids
Yes. Look on the twoxchromosomes or whatever the reddit is for women. The guys get her pregnant and married so it's harder to leave then they take off the mask.
Makes no sense to me, wouldn't you rather just be with someone who likes you for you in the first place? There's plenty of dumb women out there that are into the whole overly macho crap. If they're not wife material then don't get married or have kids. Too many people do that shit because they think they're supposed to, not because they really want to.
>hehe wife bad
some boomer shit
this, women claim that they'll start acting like a wife and doing wife things once they get married but that's all a lie.
uh no. Men claim to want to be husbands and father then as soon as the women are trapped they spend all their money on "toys," sleep around with other women, and beat or ignore their kids.
What you said does happen too but that's not what I'm talking about.
Too many guys think they can have it both way but if a woman does the same exact thing he does, she's in the wrong. It's hypocritical kind of moronic to think any woman actually worth marrying wouldn't see through that shit or put up with it.
Only Chads sleep around with other women, men are so pussy whipped they are terrified of losing their BPD roastie princess
>Too many guys think they can have it both way
men aren't the ones who are told
>you can have it all
>do guys pretend to be into dumb bullshit c**ts are into to smash?
I’m so fricking horny for art hoes. I want to frick a coked-out Tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edgy dyed bobcat bangs. Every time I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing loose wiccan minx say “yikes”, “y’all”, “big mood”, “cancelled” or “This is a bop”, I get an uncomfortable urge to run up on her and fondle her D Cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil on her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about Van Gogh and Arctic Monkeys and how David Foster Wallace fans suck and Giles Deleuze and VICE News and ‘Union Pool’ in Williamsburg and Steven Universe and Homeopathy and Saveur Magazine and taking Adderall to Pass Exams. I’m. SO. FRICKING. HORNY.
how the frick have copypastas been reading my thoughts
yes, but it doesn't work. women already have pussies and don't want another one as a partner.
>show that actually dunks on liberals
how come American dad is still so based but Family guy is pozzed?