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shave me off a flake of that crust
Conceptualize the aroma
nutty earth, rotten meat, salty onions, pungent bleach
Crusty
/crust/
Crustpilled thread
UGGGGHHHHHHHHH YEAH GAPE MY CRUSTY butthole. GET ALL THOSE SHIT COVERED HAIRS ON YOUR DICK BABY. BREAK MY SHITCRUST HYMEN, UGHHHH YEAH I CAN FEEL IT POPPING UGHHHHH DO YOU SMELL THAT BABY THATS OUR LOVE THATS OUR LOVE ALL OVER YOUR DICK
The extended bug chasing cinematic universe is going to be a HUGE hit in 2024 and crustposters will continue to whinge and seethe impotently at it.
>G word
Grust?
gBlack person
>you're not gonna miss the lemon grass when i spread these cheeks and the aroma sends you back to the truck stop bathroom we spent our first date in babe
>Oh my god I'm begging you to play whack a mole with my turd dude, bend me over in doggy and watch me suck it in and out while you try to knock it in half with your rock hard wiener dude.
This isn't fricking funny.
Frick all of you.
t. you
Cringe and lubed
You sound a lil crusty bro, lemme grab my cheese grader and get me some of that. Aww frick bro your flaky crust shavings smell amazing!!
you don’t understand the crust
>Haha chud don’t you love it when I shove my sexuality in your face!?
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE REALITIES OF IT!
When did they "shove their sexuality" in your face? When you shamefully look up gay porn?
>Try to fight homophobia with homophobia
Well I’m glad you yourself understand your lifestyle is disgusting
Why do chuds act like it's only homosexuals and trannies who are able to point out their unhealthy obsession with the surgeries and sexual mechanics of homosexuals and trannies? Are you legitimately autistic? It would certainly explain some of the neuroticism.
>objecting to how disgusting I am is actually a sign of a mental problem because I say so I bet you feel stupid now
I think your obsession with le chuds is equally neurotic, so whatever point you’re trying to make is invalid
>flustered because his autism has been called out and resorts to echolalia
Brown, autistic, AND closeted. What a life you must live.
One word: crust
Six words: Group home after your parents die
Not him but you be long gone when he is in a group home thanks to good old mr. aids.
Nice fantasy crust boy
>rusanglogermcuck is lubed up
Many such cases
>Brown
Racism will not be tolerated on this board, chudlet. Enjoy your ban.
In English please, crustie
Why are homosexuals like this
t. lubed and decrusted
Crust
They got molested and now they are sworn to the crust
you merely adopted the crust, I was born in it, moulded by it
encrusted by it
Crustmaxxing crussy over here
fear the old crust, by the gods, fear it anons
>he hasn’t worked up a good patina of crust on his bussy
You’re never getting laid during the zombie apocalypse, you know that right?
So do you clean your crust off before or after sex?
stfu you diseased pedophile
It’s funny and these threads mog all fish tank shit. Have a bump OP
Yeah, watching fishtank is actually gayer than this scene, now that I think about it. Like seriously what kind of fricking degenerate partakes in that...shit?
>reality TV shit
>but e celeb made it!
That shit proves e celeb gays are trashy boomer tier morons.
uh oh crusty
Are these anons just counter trolling or are they actually pun intended butthurt over this?
Each crust thread I’ve seen has had at least one or two unironically seething homosexuals. Memes hurt the most when there’s truth to them.
Anon I think they’re butt hurt all the time
some are shitposters shitposting the shitposters but a handful are legit, offended homosexuals and/or /lgbt/ tourists
is there a /crust/ general on /lgbt/?
It just isn't funny. The whole meme is literally just "haha poop", and my sense of humor is simply more mature than that.
You sound a bit crusted.
childhood is laughing because haha poo
teenage years is not laughing because it's homophobic
college student is not laughing because my sense of humour is simply more mature than that
adulthood is laughing because haha poo
this also tracks my appreciation for the three stooges
it's actual real trannies. go on /lgbt/ and mention this board to them. they're allowed to raid us also but we can't do it back or they will commit mass suicide
The kway took out jannies favourite hon, so xir struck us down.
gay
gay people have constant anal leakage causing a crust to form and everyone has to smell it
>not being able to control when you shit is a small price to pay for having wiener in your ass
And homosexuals wonder why people think they’re nuts
There we have it. Completely normal. LOVE IS LOVE
>only a minor inconvenience
do gays really think like this?
proctologist resident here
that's not one of the 50 reasons anoreceptive sex is bad for you longterm
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the crust today.
Dude are you not crustmaxxxing on New Years Day? Fricking gay.
everytime i think this shit is just made up for shock value somebody like
comes along and makes me think it's real.
what the frick are they talking about?
>two trannies walk into a gay bar
>theyre “lesbians”
>poop is already seeping from their asses staining their underwear
>their womanly dicks erect and covered in shit crust from earlier wiggle around in their skirt
>everyone turns around when they inhale the aroma of these two lovely ladies (male)
>the two trannies disappear into the bathroom
>echoing farts can be heard from the bathroom as the pedophiles remove the ass plugs from their rectums
>blood and shit hit the floor in plopping splatters
>their tongues zip to the white tile floor of the bathroom, now a reddish brown
>outside the bathroom door it sounds like a dozen thirsty dogs drinking salt water trying to quench their thirst as the homosexuals suck their diarrhea off the floor…
>when the floor is sucked clean, they begin making out
>buttholes quivering in anticipation, they each make a fist and plunge
>grunts like that of moose can be heard in the bar outside the bathroom as two brown fists repeatedly graze the small intestine of the two troons
>they begin shitting
>whatever was in their stomachs falls out of their asses like vomit, bypassing digestion
>onlookers can see green liquid seeping from the crack under the door, the odor is unbearable but the homosexuals outside start clapping in celebration of this progressive and diverse display of true love
>fists covered in shit, they insert the entire fist into their mouths, gleaning precious feces and corn from their bruised knuckles
>the smell of feces causes a reaction in the trannies brains and they present their buttholes to each other
>the loose buttholes of the homosexuals drape over each other in poopy folds as if they were kissing
>their bowels completely evacuated, the loose folds rustle like leaves as they push air in and out of each rectum, swapping farts
>the two homosexuals finally pass out in a puddle of pungent green liquid
>the bar back finds them unconscious with their asses bleeding
# love wins
Valid. Brave. Fierce. Beautiful. Be proud of your crust sisters. The chuds will never make us lose our smiles
it’s so….inspiring…..
Fighting fascists one post at a time. You are stunning and brave.
Crustposters... a toast! From the Buck Breakers!
Can’t have zest without a little crust.
If you think its normal for a man to have a shit encrusted butthole that just says more about you and your terrible personal hygiene than anything
t. non crustbreaker
>ass pirates lecturing anyone on personal hygiene
>Guys who don't wash their asses lecturing anyone on personal hygiene
>making fun of gross homosexuals means you don’t wash your ass
lol ok totally not a cope
WHAT THE FRICK THAT’S FRICKING DISGUSTING
In a post apocalyptic setting it makes sense there’d be a shortage of water, soap and toilet paper
You seem abnormally fixated on the specific logistics of particular sex acts in this setting. Why is that?
>abnormally fixated
It’s literally the theme of an episode in the hit show Last of Us.
Normal people think about the emotional connection between two lovers in a horrifying situation in an episode of a show and then move on with their lives. Some morons on /tvpol/ seem to be obsessed with this particular scene because they're fixated on shit. This isn't normal.
You’re telling me an episode dedicated to the love of crusty buttholes in a post apocalyptic world without soap and full of steak dinners wasn’t supposed to elicit discussion of crustology? Not even in the penultimate scene where they both partake in each other’s crust wells and scoop up some crust water with their dick buckets? You’re insane.
>the entire meme is making fun of how people only see homos as normal because they don’t think about how filthy homosex is
Yes
Its pretty normal for straight people to have anal sex too. Which you'd be aware of if you were a healthy, socially adjusted person and not a shut-in incel.
>Its pretty normal for straight people to have anal sex too.
It really isn’t, which you would know if you were a normal straight guy like me and not a degenerate coomer weirdo.
It is outside of whatever hicksville you live in where anything besides missionary with the lights off is considered evil
Why would straight couples have anal sex when there’s a perfectly functional vegana available?
Because a bit of variety is fun you fricking dork
Sticking your dick in the less comfortable hole is not variety.
Sometimes you gotta leave the comfort zone to have a really good time
>straight people have sex all the time
No they don’t.
Apocalypse anal sex is fricking disgusting moron, last of us can't stop portraying it and its frickin hilarious
This is equally gross
Apocalypse anal sex is how you end up getting to have sex without producing another mouth to feed you colossal moron.
Yeah but have you Imagined the crust and the aroma?
Why do you think I'm hard right now?
>WHO CARES IF IT’S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I NEED TO COOM GET THAT SHIT-ENCRUSTED BUSSY OVER HERE
Based
>barely any humans left? procreation?
>frick that, let’s give each other sepsis by playing in each other’s buttholes
…
>t. Lonely basement dweller who's never raised a child
t. takes it up the ass lol
Incorrect. But I put it up my wife's ass frequently. So suck a dick dumb shit.
>a pussy? that’s disgusting I’m gonna stick my dick into this rancid shithole instead
fricking a girl in the ass may arguably be gayer than fricking a dude in the ass
They already did this interaction earlier in the thread tard
you sure do Crusty the clown
more like krusty krabs from his pig-wife, probably male
>everyone tears their buttholes to ribbons and rubs raw shit in the open wounds to give themselves GRIDS it's beautiful and natural!
No it isn't lol. You're mistaking a porn and fetishretailers for IRL
So does your boyfriend really have to deal with your crust as he penetrates you?
Is it normal for straight people to have anal sex in a post-apocalyptic hellscape with at best limited access to running water and cleaning supplies? Because that’s what the meme is making fun of.
>limited access to running water and cleaning supplies
Try being a little more pedantic, that will make your joke ever funnier
Am straight and anal sex is fricking gross. "Oh, you have a hole that's literally dedicated to making my dick feel good? Nah, I'm going for your shithole instead"
Both are signs of inate homosexualry.
>having sex with a woman is gay because i hate gays
okay bro
>I want to frick a woman in the ass and let her frick me in the ass with a dildo because I'm a manly straight man
>and let her frick me in the ass with a dildo
okay now you are just projecting
>implying
"straight" people who like anal are into getting pegged
>doing sexual things with a woman is actually gay
Found the virgin incel.
>a woman fricking me in the ass makes me manly
lol
Anal isn't sex, homosexual. It's sticking your dick into someones ass. Not the same thing.
Honestly liking a body part associated with literal shit seems much closer in degeneracy to being gay than it dies to wanting to soak your dick in some wet pussy.
I think guys that are into anal just have either dicks that don't feel anything or dicks that are too small to really spread a pussy and feel the pressure, so they decide the asshile is a better option
>let your wiener, a mucus membrane, rub against a passage where shit frequently slides
>let your wiener, a mucus membrane, rub against a passage specifically designed for your wiener to experience pleasure so you can ejaculated and have children
Again, if the point that is agreed on is that being gay is degenerate, which of the two aforementioned places to stick your dick seems less so?
you need a big dick to do anal, though. veganas are ideal because they accommodate most sizes with no problem
in any case, if you see a nice ass and your first thought is to frick its hole instead of hotdogging or groping or motorboating it, then you have problems
>Both are signs of inate homosexualry.
absolutely. the most common "reason" that straight men like anal is because it's demeaning to the woman and women who like anal themselves "like" it because it makes them feel like a dirty, worthless bawd.
>everyone is a degenerate godless sodomite like me!
No.
I did anal to a girl only once.
Didn't feel different compared to a vegana, but it's smelly and kinda gross if your dick gets shit on it.
I felt like I fell for a troll meme.
Never had the urge to do it again since.
I also did a rimjob once and got really sick.
Needed 4 shots of antibiotics.
>sticking your penis into an orifice that is sole responsible routing shit out of the body
>IF there's shit on it
it's gonna happen.
because
Imagine the layers of congealed sweat, dried cum, and unwiped shit, CRUSTing into the coarse forrest of unshaven ass hair, the aroma filling the hot stuffy room, each thrust of the smegma covered wiener leaking more and more liquid shit out of the stinky crusty anus. THIS is what we want to see in our apocalypse stories
Like a rock candy water slide. Such beauty and grace.
>lose argument
>start pathologizing the opposition instead of confronting the fact that the buttholes are indeed encrusted, perhaps even caked with shit
Thinking excessively about shitty buttholes during a sex scene definitely indicates some kind of neuroticism around cleanliness and sex.
Where do you think their dicks harvested crustjuice? There’s only one true source for that pungent crustjuice in the human body.
tldr. crustposters are uggo gaycels
Throwing a tantrum excessively indicates incel behavior. Hide threads that get you upset and maybe get therapy for your anger issues instead of being mad online.
Yes, it is indeed a sign of mental illness that I think men sticking their dicks in each other’s butts is kinda gross. Not very crusty of me. I’ll report to the nearest reeducation center immediately.
>Not very crusty of me
KEK. I legit almost died laughing. I hope you live a thousand years based anon.
maybe if homosexuals had some kind of neuroticism around cleanliness and sex when they fricked each other in their shitty asses then AIDS and monkeypox wouldn't be so widely spread lmao
Woah this one really wound up the chuds
Oh my bejeezus whats that twunks in your pictures crust status?
angry and lubed gay boy
Yeah unless it's a fat sex scene. Gay sex is poophole sex. You can't just throw that into a show and gross out normal people.
>sex acts
Anal “sex” is jerking off at best. Not act of sex in any way. It’s two homosexuals being aroused by the sensation of shitting. That’s disgusting.
Exactly. And thats when the lemon crust comes in.
They literally both have a shower in the scene before lmao
Uhhh that wasn't water sweety, it was a mixture of piss, liquid shit and cum. Straighties just will never understand us crustbros..
Methinks the homosexual doth protest too much.
>You know what the best part of a chocolate cream pie is?
THE CRUST!!!
Have yourself some freshly baked pies to rid this obsession with zesty crusts. Nobody came here for this tiresome meme
Didnt they shower before?
You saying they had moist crusts? Man I remember when I fell in love with my husband and he had a moist crust. I jammed my dick into it and it instantly broke like a plastic shovel against wet sand and after I got shit all over my dick the crust reformed around my dick and I became part of my husband. I am now 60% crust, by May I should be completely engulfed.
>plastic shovel against wet sand
Can't believe I lost to this stupid shit lmao.
Yeah, during the apocalypse easily accessible showers and soap are readily available for all gays, didn't you know? It's like a social law.
Whats the crust meme. it's about gays getting some bubonic disease on their undersides right?
It's about the crussy
It’s about hairy asscracks full of dried shit
It's two hairy fat guys having anal sex in a post-apocalyptic setting with no running water or commercial cleaning products.
HE LIETRALLY HAD A SHOWER YOU MORONS
seething crustie
Mmmmmm love me some wet soggy CRUST, it melts in the mouth like a cheddar bay biscuit from red lobster
Power, electricity, batteries and food is sparse. It's the apocalypse with zombies, theives, murderers, and cannibals. It's the wild west, at any moment people could be raiding your home, trying to take your food and kill you. You bent over in front of the mirror shaving your butthole with an eletric razor "just in case' seems highly unlikely. You're a naturally hairy guy, you have a beard, long hair, body hair. Shower and bath products are heavily limited, if there are any at all. You stink. You havent had a proper shower and cleaning in years. You definitely have some dingleberries. Side from that fact, are these two guys putting butt plugs in their ass every night to maintain a state of loose anus? Or do they enjoy it tight, crusty and painful? A tight anus that hasnt been stretched properly and then suddenly takes a dick will rip and bleed and make the experience far worse. Ive done full anal with 27 different women and I can confirm this still happens even if they warm their anus up. Do these two guys even have lube? Did Big Earl go out of his way to loot anal lube from a store in the off chance he'd have anal sex again or did he just happened to have anal lube on hand for 20 years in preparation? This sex was spontaneous so its not like he could've gone off to find lube somewhere. That boy went in DRY. Don't ever judge dry anal with NO warmup if you haven't tried it. As a joke I tried putting my FWBs butt plug in my ass one time dry with no lube because she wanted me to see how it feels and even just trying to put it in hurt like a mother fricker.
Why do you think you like anal? Honest question.
sorry gays
>mmhhh babe... do you know whats the smell that I - as a GAY MAN - love in the morning? That's right, I love the smell of this post apocalyptic air thats circulating on our room in the morning, radiating the smell of your 50 years old ASS that I used to put my PENIS in last night because of GAY SEX.. ohhh yeah... sniffffff that's it babe, the smell of this morning air going inside your gaping ass... breaking through that CRUSTY HAIRY ass slot, entering your colon, circulating around the reek of sperm and feces inside, and out from your ASS again, producing the smell of GAY SEX, the scent of AMERICAN FREEDOM, inside this room... ohh yeah babe.. that sperm that I stored inside your ass is going to make another CRUST for the next week.. ohh were farming CRUST babe... we're farming CRUST soo good...
Cinemaphile is a designated gay board
No
something about crustposting has really hit a nerve with the lgbt+ community
Thank you Niel for thinking about the crust when no one else would
Niel, we have standards you know, this is Sony after all...and it's a first party title and we really don't think that
Niel: I DON'T CARE! ABBYS GETTING FRICKED GOD DAMMIT
I haven’t washed my ass in three months and now I have such a thick layer of crust I’m starting to grow a ping pong paddle of shit between my ass cheeks. When I walk it moves left and right and wafts my anus aromas all around me in a perfect distribution. Sometimes when I bend over I can feel my little asshairs detaching from the crusty shit paddle and it sounds like Velcro getting pulled apart. Then my shit paddle dangles around like a second ballsack and I gotta stuff it back between my cheeks so that the hairs can reintegrate into their crust community. Can’t wait to show this to my husband who will undoubtedly want a bite of this crust burger.
anal sex scares me
Chudcels just mad that they'll never have true crust love
>babe... here's the spoon that you asked for... why do you ask for spoon for our GAY SEX activity again? What? You want me to SCRAP the CRUST in your HAIRY 50 YEAR OLD MAN ASS with this spoon and eat it? Ohohoho youre so kinky babe... alright.. as a GAY MAN, I will certainly do that... now spread your fat 50 year old ass babe, come on, dont be shy, let me see that butthole and that hanging saggy ballsack of yours. Alright.. here's the spoon.. ohh babe look at this CRUST... its mixed with some of your leftover POOP and SWEAT... this hairy ass hole is the one that produced this much sweat yes?? Ohh yeah baby that's it... the sweat helps the SCRAPING process easier.. oh..oh! Look at that babe.. the spoon is now filled with MELTED CRUST and your sweat water.. and.. some of your ASS HAIR... oh this is it.. this it it... I'm going to eat this... there's no going back for sure.. I do love doing stuff like this ass a GAY MAN... here we go! OGGGLOGGG OGGLGGG... mhhmmmh yeah the taste of the CRUST, a mixture of ASS SWEAT, and the ASS HAIR... uhhhhh *chef kiss*
Brings a tear to my eye, their gay crust love is just so pure
I can't believe that actually happens. homosexuals are disgusting
The gay dudes here actually beat off to Nikocado
chuds will never understand how good it feels to lube up your wiener with a shit crust and ass sweat mixed lubricant and put it in a 50 year old mans butthole
I’m wheezing
>you chuds think this is fricking funny? No one finds your shitty meme amusing!
Fellas, what’s your favorite type of crust? Personally I don’t like having big shards of dried shit, I prefer soft, flaky grains clinging to the bussy hairs
I like when the crust congeals into a solid piece looking like a truffle, my husband loves it when I shave a little bit onto dinner for a zesty crusty kick
I love that puff of crust dust that comes out of the first pump. I love to sniff it all in and get those crust particulates deep into my alveolis.
>ass munchers ITT gettin extremely riled
Have we already found the meme of 2024?
homosexuals are very emotional like women, it would be impossible for them NOT to seethe at a meme like this
Crusty munchers
Are you guys seriously crustshaming?
Zest and Crust - together at last
take the crust out of your thong, playa
These perverts really deal with shit crust when they have sex? Frick, no wonder they’re all so weird
Seriously why are they so ashamed? It seems I'm really making them upset for some reason...
i used to think the crustposters annoying, but now i find it a calming and familiar presence as i browse the 'log.
here's to a zesty 2024 kings.
Those guys being bear bloated and hairy makes it all the more queasy and crusty
>oh god babe your shitty ass crust mixes with my dick spit and precum to create a kind of light brownish paste. the sort that you'd find on long used underwear or as a stain on a public toilet seat. the exquisite combination of aromas fills my nostrils, and its color turns darker as time passes. as i try to focus on the penetration, the smell of crusty juicies travels so deep it reaches into my mind and i ejaculate all over your hardened leathery crust. my dick now resembles the bark of a tree
>jannies 404'd the austin powers thread 20 mins ago
>crustposting still going
they haven't finished jerking off to the thread yet
actually they're laughing at the homos because as trannies they have their own neovegana for penetration, fecal crust free in some instances, lubricated instead by abscess pus
Lads, I’m mortified. What do I do?
>have a good crust going but it’s a bit too good, it’s starting to hurt when I sit down
>finally break down and shower
>butthole is clean as a whistle
>bf texts me and says he’s coming over
>frick frick frick
>he arrives, I act like nothing’s wrong
>he pulls down my underwear and gags at the sight of my clean, fragrant, uncrusted ass
>makes some excuse and leaves
>I’ve left like 20 messages but he won’t call me
Is it over?
LUBED
Sorry but you're the butthole in this situation. Every gay man knows youre supposed to let the crust get a little soggy, but not wash it off completely. I hope your boyfriend finds someone willing to meet his crust needs
get yourself a crustometer, you'll be able to measure your crust levels. make sure to communicate with your partner as to what their preferred crust level is. personally i love a lot of crust but some may only like a little.
Someone need to copy these crustygreenies and post it on neil israelitemann social media
>First a meme about fricking black slaves up the ass
>Now a meme about describing detailed digusting gay sex acts in the first person
What does that say about you Cinemaphile?
that making fun of homosexuals is really funny
>everyone points and laughs at gay people shitting themselves at the merest physical effort due to constant buttfricking
>"heh...actually you people are obsessed"
Well, i guess hell really is here on earth.
A handful of newbies forcing shit doesn't make it a meme. It will die in a few weeks and they'll find something new to spam
you sound crusty
spam is good for good smelling crust
Seethe on crust boy. Its over. Crust posting will be Cinemaphile classic soon.
>forcing shit
Oh the crust fueled irony
Guys crustposting is dying how do we diversify our meme bonds?
My peepee was so hard in this scene. I wish I was bill lol
Ordered a 'za and the guy asked if I wanted a cheese filled crust. I better tip!
>When the crust is extra cheesy
how did I miss this meme?
You found it now. Welcome to the crust harbor.
I can't wait to just RIP into some CRUST bros.
I can't order cheese balls at restaurants becuase i start laughing if i say it, now i can't order cheesy crust either cuz i'm thinking about that 50 year old crusty butthole on ron swanson HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>when you slurp the post-apocalyptic standing water and get dysentery and you get all giddy because you know your husband's gonna go to pound town on that chocolate fountain
CRUST LOCAL
Burn Crustal
Frickcrustables
>Tommy needy drinky
I hope that homosexual gets AIDS and dies
>tenent from hell
>was voting for bernie
He's voting against his self interests
This meme takes me back to the golden age 2010s, were so fricking back crustbros
There's no such thing as anal sex. By definition it isn't sex. It's a waste hole meant for excreting bodily remains.
So why is that hole then able to cultivate delicious crust, huh chud?
frick off christisraelite golem, love is love!
qrd on this crust thing?
The shit crust that forms around your hairy butthole like some sort of ratking is an aphrodisiac to homosexuals and that’s a good thing.
dont you dare besmirch the rat king's name
You ever had your CRUST PUSHED IN
one of the best episodes. I cried like a child and no i am not gay.
>Crusty Crab
>Sandy Cheeks
>Bikini bottom
Spongebob was gay mind control all along
>THE CRUSTY SCABBED BUTTHOLE IS THE BUTTHOLE FOR YOU AND ME!
KEK
Love laughing at this thread, but then I remember that I got fricked in the ass by 4 troony hookers when I was a teenager… damn.
Wish I could back and never do that
Sounds like you got lubed up
rape?
2% of the population is responsible for 67% of AIDS crimes
Stay Crusty
tfw you pull out and discover you’ve decrusted his bussy and there’s what looks like a dried pineapple ring made of cornflakes hanging off the base of your wiener
I wouldn't scrape a single crust from his ass. I'd smell the ripe fart stank aroma in the air.
And that's what no one did.
man hes really glazing his donut
New thread
Cinemaphile always has to imitate us Cinemaphile BVLLS. Very sad.
Man FRICK the Cinemaphile janny
he's been deleting fricking EVERYTHING in the past 3 days
must be some newbie janBlack person ought to prove himself
>oh geez, that's extra crusty
>I can't stop thinking about men's buttholes with crusty shit, I am very straight haha
Crust love is valid and beautiful, chud
Yo crussy got me trippin. Bring that muddy velcro over here.
Work tomorrow fellas after the new year public holiday
Pains me to have to go all the way in - but mans gotta earn a crust
>getting hot and heavy with my bf (he’s a power bottom)
>I can feel that he’s worked up at least a good week’s worth of crust, which ribs his bussy for my pleasure
>about to climax
>yell OH GOD DANIEL
>bf’s name isn’t Daniel
>I said the name of some Grindr twink I’ve been fricking on the DL
>bf turns to me
>I try to explain but he’s furious
>try to pull out but he clenches his bussy
>I’m stuck
>the crust is no longer pleasurable, each piece of dried shit is like a shard of glass burrowing into my dick
>he starts twerking
>the violent motion of the crust utterly mangles my wiener
>mfw
does anyone have any tips for crust demineralization? It's starting to become a kitchen disposal back there
I usually make an ointment of fresh cum, smegma butter and the grease from my taint and balls, apply twice a day until the crust becomes the right consistency
you can also try parasitic worms, they will filter out the slurry before it reaches crust potential
Can someone fill me in, what is everyone here referencing?
hairy musty gay sex
Is this a kink? Most gays and women douche, also I'm pretty sure I don't have that as I am not an animal and I clean myself
Poop infused coagulation carpets encrusting around the anus and the geology and aerodynamics of crust mining
Straight White male here.
This thread has me intrigued.
How do I ask my gf for a crustjob?
What do you guys think sex was like in medieval times?
Earthy and, yes, crusty
why do these threads stay up? do your fricking job and clean up the crust janny
It’s relevant to discussion of the Last of Us you homophobic chud
More like The Ass of Crust, amirite?
More like Crust of Ass
What rule is it breaking? Show me the rule. Now.
Erm, what the crust?
frick all of you you ruined the words "crust" and "patina" for me. also frick the israeli diredtor for making that scene
I lust for the crust
cheeked
I must have the crust
ass to ass, crust to crust
Mistrust the disgust for crust
Children of the Crust (1984)
crustard creams
crustcucks
cheese feast
>When the crust is cheesy and pungent
love a nice dingleberry pie
the ass of crust fart poo: pee bastard accretion
https://vocaroo.com/16VHcxyCAPv2
What does this mean? What’s the ongoing joke in this thread?
The joke is that redditors thought two men buttfricking was the most profound episode of television of all time.
>They used to call me the crustbreaker back in my navy days
We're just oiled up lumberjacks, eating bacon, loving God and tasting crust
I don't understand the logistics of gay anal sex in missionary like this. Could a gay dude enlighten me? Doesn't the bottoms dick get in the way? I can only see this working if I had Nick Offerman's legs pressed against his chest, for full leverage crust breaking.
>it's been 7 years now since my last shower. The crust has now turned into a coil of jagged calcified horn resembling a horses hoof that has never been trimmed. As I guide the mass of necrotic fossilized shit into my gay lovers butthole, I be sure to scoop as much shit out as possible. My love licks the shit clean off my spiral, and we make out until the shit crusts into our beards , two lovers In complete ecstacy
>MY ASS IS GONNA BUST
>NO I’M NOT ERECT YET, I WANNA STICK IT IN WHILE YOU SHIT
>TOO LATE *GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHG*
>*BRAAAAAAALLLLLPPPHHHAPLATOPLOP*
>MY ASS IS PROLAPSING LIKE A FIRE HOSE
>PERFECT I’LL GIVE IT A BLOWJOB
>OHH MY INSIDE OUT SHITTING butthole FEELS SO GOOD
>I’M GONNA SHIT MY DIAPER
>OH YOU’RE WEARING A DIAPER THAT’S JUST LIKE A BABY THAT’S SO HOT
>I’M GONNA PROLAPSE OUT OF MY DIAPER, I’M SPRAYING
>in unison: MY AAAASSSSSSS *BRAAAAAALLLLPPPPHHLUPLOPLUCKLCKLCK…*
^the left everyone
Alsmost at bump limit. Someone bake us a new crust
crust specialist needed
urgently hiring
work from home
just make a last of us thread
baked
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cool it with the crustphobic comments
BOUT TA BUSS IN THAT CRUSS