>stare at the wall pretending I don't hear her
From the start this turned me off the movie. Imagine falling in love with some chick who doesn't even know the standards of society. He had headphones on. He clearly did not want to be bothered yet she insists on saying some dumb comment like "OH I LOVE THE SMITHS" and???? He didn't even know her at that point. Imagine if you were just trying to go about your day while listening to your tunes just for some moron to force an interaction with you because they do not understand why we a society and the rules that come along with them.
i once had a hot girl that liked me and she liked the smiths
and i listened to the smiths and i was like urrr this is shitty
i haven't seen her in a decade but i like the smiths now
I saw this flyer in town for a Smith's tribute band. If I go to see them, what are the chances I meet a quirky qt gf who baits a bit of emotional attachment out of me, only to eventually ditch me for someone else?
A girl I really liked asked me to a smiths cover band show once but then she got nervous and cancelled. that was like 10 years ago and I can't imagine how much better my life would have been if we got together
Just ignore her. You can't hear her because of the headphones. If she touches you just turn and smile and go back to ignoring her. Get off the elevator at your stop and never see her again. If you do have to see her, continue to ignore her/take the stairs.
>I am incel and I need to be loved >Just like everybody else does >There's a club if you'd like to go >You could meet somebody who really loves you >So you go, and you stand on your own >And you leave on your own >And you go home, and you cry >And you want to die
I had a cute neighbor compliment my Melvins shirt when I took out the garbage last month. She doesn't seem like the kind of person who would like this band.
I don't think she'd lie, but I also don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information. Plus I only like a couple albums, I couldn't hold a conversation about the band.
Just leave me alone, who gives a frick you listen to? I wear a plain black hoodie now, hopefully no female tries to talk to me again.
>Hey, which other bands do you dig? There's this bar near here that plays some good music. Wanna go there someday? Oh, you have a boyfriend. That's alright. I know where you live, b***h.
This is what Morrissey wrote for a sex scene in his debut novel:
>Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.
The answer is that basing your relationship on liking one specific band is moronic. You don't even have to share a gf's musical taste. It was just a case of a desperate guy projecting his fantasies onto some girl and giving himself oneitis.
t. have done the same shit and it was a painful lesson
Holy shit, you can hear what I’m listening to? These aren’t even open back headphones. I’ve been watching porn all day in the office around my co-workers. Thanks for the heads up.
I started working at a new place and this cute girl from work sometimes took the same bus as I did so were kind of forced to make small talk. So now I'm taking the earlier bus instead.
>stare at the wall pretending I don't hear her
From the start this turned me off the movie. Imagine falling in love with some chick who doesn't even know the standards of society. He had headphones on. He clearly did not want to be bothered yet she insists on saying some dumb comment like "OH I LOVE THE SMITHS" and???? He didn't even know her at that point. Imagine if you were just trying to go about your day while listening to your tunes just for some moron to force an interaction with you because they do not understand why we a society and the rules that come along with them.
Women can't understand The Smiths.
JigC is so rockin'
>Oh haha d-d-y-yeahhh ummmmmm uhhh mmmmmm ummmmmm uhhhhhh yeah ok mmmmm uhhhh
Who the frick is that
what movie?
500 days of summer
TDKR
Darude Sandstorm
600 Days of Autumn (Reeser)
Strangeways, here we come
More like the shits. Heh
?/ ?? Wjat the frick?
I'd start mumbling the lyrics to this charming man while looking directly at the ground
i once had a hot girl that liked me and she liked the smiths
and i listened to the smiths and i was like urrr this is shitty
i haven't seen her in a decade but i like the smiths now
I saw this flyer in town for a Smith's tribute band. If I go to see them, what are the chances I meet a quirky qt gf who baits a bit of emotional attachment out of me, only to eventually ditch me for someone else?
I'll be going too and I'm getting the girl first.
We'll just see about that!
A girl I really liked asked me to a smiths cover band show once but then she got nervous and cancelled. that was like 10 years ago and I can't imagine how much better my life would have been if we got together
the cure were better
both are pretty shit
The Chameleons are better
I love The Swift
Ugly feet
im going to beat you with a rock
>How do you respond to THAT?
apna kam kar laudi
kek
"So?"
>I'm something of a White Supremacist myself.
I heard of em but chose not to ever listen to them. Also, who asked?
It's death metal, now frick off prostitute.
Just ignore her. You can't hear her because of the headphones. If she touches you just turn and smile and go back to ignoring her. Get off the elevator at your stop and never see her again. If you do have to see her, continue to ignore her/take the stairs.
Shut up prostitute, I was just changing it. The Smiths fricking suck.
I only listen to them because I'm jaded and lonely.
>I SAID I LOVE VIRTUAL INSANITY
BASED
>Shit i need a response.
"Yeah, it's what we're living in."
>Looks at me confused.
Thanks to self 'nailed it'.
>The Smiths are a very important cultural moment, but Morrissey did much of his best work solo.
>*hand her a copy of my mixtape*
Ok paco
I’d probably assume she was making fun of me for listening to The Smiths and jump off on the next floor even if it wasn’t my floor
Why the frick are you talking to me
honestly? I punch her in the kidney and steal her pixie dust.
Feed her a bowl of eggs.
basic b***h
>I am incel and I need to be loved
>Just like everybody else does
>There's a club if you'd like to go
>You could meet somebody who really loves you
>So you go, and you stand on your own
>And you leave on your own
>And you go home, and you cry
>And you want to die
I had a cute neighbor compliment my Melvins shirt when I took out the garbage last month. She doesn't seem like the kind of person who would like this band.
I don't think she'd lie, but I also don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information. Plus I only like a couple albums, I couldn't hold a conversation about the band.
Just leave me alone, who gives a frick you listen to? I wear a plain black hoodie now, hopefully no female tries to talk to me again.
>Hey, which other bands do you dig? There's this bar near here that plays some good music. Wanna go there someday? Oh, you have a boyfriend. That's alright. I know where you live, b***h.
>hopefully no female tries to talk to me again.
Holy based
why would you wear a shirt of an obscure band when you don't even like them that much? I don't wear a metallic shirt when I only listend to garage inc
punch the dumbc**t in the face
morrissey is too whiny and pathetic for the smiths to be listenable, even if some of the instrumentals are good
The Smiths must be the most woman appealing band that women will never understand, the only other band that comes close is maybe Arctic Monkeys.
Me too
>THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN THE SMITHS YOU KNOW, BUT NOT MUCH MORE
>The passing of time and all of its sickening crimes is making me sad again
This is what Morrissey wrote for a sex scene in his debut novel:
>Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.
Morrissey is an incel and has never had sex
I genuinely would believe that.
>I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN OTHER PEOPLES LIVES AND NOW ITS HAPPENING IN MINE
I dont watch Simping homosexual Movies
The answer is that basing your relationship on liking one specific band is moronic. You don't even have to share a gf's musical taste. It was just a case of a desperate guy projecting his fantasies onto some girl and giving himself oneitis.
t. have done the same shit and it was a painful lesson
>mopey dopey music
If a girl said that she liked the Smiths, then I would frick her then never speak to her again.
Sorry, prostitute. But I only listen to Bolero.
I'd repeat her words back to her using a homosexual voice and roll my eyes. then I'd put the headphones back on
She's married to a Property Brother
Her father is a director and her sister starred in the TV show Bones
Holy shit, you can hear what I’m listening to? These aren’t even open back headphones. I’ve been watching porn all day in the office around my co-workers. Thanks for the heads up.
>Oh, yeah? What kind of porn?
It just so happened to be elevator porn.
I don't know who The Smiths are.
>you're a big girl
Imagine if she answers "For you"
you put a ring on it while doing CIA pose instantly
>I love the Smiths
>"Who are you?"
>get off the elevator before she can respond
>continue to listen to the Smiths
Shut the FRICK up, c**t! The Smiths fricking SUCK! I'm out this joint and going to CHUCK'S!
I started working at a new place and this cute girl from work sometimes took the same bus as I did so were kind of forced to make small talk. So now I'm taking the earlier bus instead.