I love this couple, what are the chances they get married?

I love this couple, what are the chances they get married?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude..
    a cat backpack can't marry a female ass
    or what couple

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    0.

    Black Cat is Marvel's face of Pride Month. Marvel will want her chasing girls every year and Spider-man in a 3 way is too alienating to normies and righties.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man in a three-way wild go down pretty fricking well for any straight man with a functioning schlong. Assuming the third participant is another woman, of course.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The spider man three way would be legendary, especially if it's a permanent relationship. Unfortunately they would never do it as an mff relationship is not allowed to be shown.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn that's an ASS

        I would bet money they would be okay with another fmm (Jean/Logan/Scott)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about a MFFF relationship ? With some multicultural AND neurodivergent representation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because taking your most popular female character among your male audience and turning her gay is ALWAYS a good idea.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering those two examples are pretty popular and still doing well right now, this but unironically.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pretty popular and still doing well right now
          Harley, perhaps.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            From what I've seen, RWBY has held more or less steady in ratings and viewer numbers over the years, which is an accomplishment for any long running show.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ratings
              It isn't a TV show. Shippers are hard carrying it and most of the talk is how the show has nosedived through the years with shit writing, pacing, and character assassination. It's the last thing that is popular for RT but that just shows how far the company has fallen.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t RWBY’s biggest issue is making Yang gay…

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a universe where they get married and it's just awful when they're 45 years old and miserable. They just become Al and Peggy bundy. Felicia with big ass hair lounging on the couch with a ton of cats. Peter being a working class hero who's just done with everything and far more vicious with his jokes. a bimbo daughter and horny loser son.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    POOPA

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. Peter can't marry MJ and can't have an actual relationship with Black Cat. He's destined to forever be a bachelor with the occasional girlfriend before she dumps him.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many decades have they been doing the same things with these same characters
    Who cares

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current suits want Pete to stay a loser forever.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take it you haven't seen the spoilers for today's issue.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmm who’s going to tell him?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would write a story where they make it work
    Because relationships are about compromise, and she can steal but only if she's plundering ill-gotten gains from criminals and villains
    And they return property to people it got stolen from, but he's OK with her skimming a little off the top for her trouble
    Then eventually she becomes a mother and gives up her life of crime all together
    And now that there are so many other spiders in the world Peter can mentor them and rest easily, he doesnt need to be spider-man first and Peter second anymore because he's leaving it in good hands

    And that's the way it should end

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And that's the way it should end
      >spiderman
      >ending
      erm no sweetie it can't end it must never end

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, then you get a reboot
        but no matter what canon peter will have his happy ending

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    already happened

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >felicia dumps peter because he's depressed
    >immediately becomes besties with mj, who is also depressed
    Why the fricking frick can't he catch a break?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost like wells couldn't justify an actual reason to split them up. Peter wasn't really depressed either, just overwhelmed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's gonna steal Paul from MJ.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's going to steal MJ from paul, and they'll make out on a rooftop just as Peter is swinging by.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 unless it's an elseworld.

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