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I'd her horns
Is it magic or is there some bullshit tech that lets her morph her butterfly swords into sythes?
I want to turn those horns into magnificent antlers like that Hagfish comic.
>we are blessed with two fantastic doujins
I just hope we get more with the new season.
Built for impregnation tag.
this will never be topped
It will with Rayla's mom included.
What is with this show and having extremely wholesome pornography?
Was Tolkien right?
Probably the fact the elves have got a fairly unique aesthetic, so they don't get lumped in with generic elves when the out and out degenerates want a commission. It's usually actual fans that want material
I hope the theory that the Arcanum is the reason elves live longer turns out to be true.
I think it's the fact the characters are already in love and there's no drama they're just in a relationship while the plot is going. Most stories make the relationship a part of the conclusion like some kind of reward. Few stories show the relationship quickly established and watching it grow and develop, which is what a lot of people are hungry to see. Like I can't name many stories where the central characters are already in a relationship. This singular fact might be why Twilight was so popular because the vast majority of that series was spent developing the relationship. I'm not saying Twilight was good, I'm just saying there's a reason why it stood out to people and I don't think it has anything to do with vampires or in this case, elves.
Zoe and Wash and Geralt and Yennefer are really the only stories I can think of that had this dynamic. It's so fricking rare.
It's exceedingly rare, and I hope it becomes more common. Owl House did it, and (allah forgive me) so did Steven Universe- though I hesitate to include that one because Steven/Connie was an absolute garbage fire like the rest of that show's writing.
Yeah, so you have a thing that's rare and then you have to pair it with the OTHER rare thing that's telling a decent story.
I don't think I can name a long-running pure romance story either. Just a story that is about two people who're well past the meet and greet stage and it's just this long-running documentary on their relationship. I feel like that is an entirely unexplored genre. I haven't read a single harlequin novel but just skimming through them at the library they all seem to just encompass one-night-stand experiences (like, maybe taking place over a year at longest).
The fact that Rayla and Callum kiss all the time alone is a rarity. So many stories END on a kiss and that's fricking not interesting at all. In Avatar the fact it's shown that Sokka and Suki have been going at it for a while actually made the world feel more natural.
I didn't watch Steven Universe. I feel like I'm way too fricking old to be moved by that shit. I'll wait until Owl House ends before touching it. I shouldn't even be watching Dragon Prince because it's not finished but I feel like missing out in these discussions isn't worth it - and I do feel like these amazing characters are stuck in a rather shitty plot.
>I didn't watch Steven Universe.
Good
>a girl will never sincerely be okay with your 5 incher in real life.
Im just happy Claudia got impregnated in one of them.
They were outrageously fantastic. I don't even know why I liked them so much they were just standard stuff.
Jellybean gave special thanks to Hagfish and Swain and Nautiscarader. Maybe it's just because it's proper English or decently written. Jellybean's got so much raw emotion and physical reaction in his art it's incredible even if it's not the most clean technically speaking.
I love her.
I want her to call me racial slurs.
Who are those 2 humans?
boner inducing accent
everyone talks about using her horns as handlebars to frick her face so much that I feel like the booty goes unappreciated
new season when?
"Fall 2022"
What happened in comics/novel?
I don't know but you have pushed me to buy the comic.
I want to read it now
I haven't read them, but here's a prediction: nothing important.
In the comic Rayla leaves Callum because of "muh mission cant risk you getting involved I love you too much k bye" or something. No idea about the novel but the comic sounds important
I heard the novelisations where their own canon seperate from the show, does that go for the comics too?
2022... I am forgotten
She will ALWAYS be in my heart!
you’ll forget her after the final season releases
holy crap those frick me eyes!
I'm tired of waiting. Give me the new seasons already. I need more cute fricking elves.
Actually, I saw a girl dressed up as her at the Renfaire last month.
Reminder bicycles have handlebars.
how do we get to pay her VA to say "Elfs arre not lewd!, We are ah pRoud and nawble race!" all flustered and angry?
>never ever
It hurts. That sounds adorable.
we couldn't even pay big guy tyrone to recite "we wuz kangz"
honestly, we should crowdfund more stuff
somewhere here there could be a voice alike... plz my penis needs it.
Nice
cute
Its perfect.
No trust me, I believe it!
Are you looking forward to the adventures of little Rayla?
no, i dont like prequels. They are irrelevant to the main story or create plotholes.
I like this elf too.
What's gonna be this seasons "fellow human" gag?
Claudia doing elf impression
How does the hood cover the horns so perfectly? Shouldn't they be sticking out?
What horns, she is human girl
Soren
It's the best boys time
she is being very racist...?
Actually she isn't. Logically everyone does this. Not just humans.
I bet elves love talking about the new path through the forest they found.
I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am to talk about strategies to navigate through a city and secret parking spots.
On the contrary, finding a "new" path through the forest is probably one of the worst feelings. Because a) you don't actually know if it's shorter until you take it and b) you're probably in no mood for that shit because moving through the forest is the worst.
I imagine elves would love it because they're fricking tree parkour ninjas and aren't inhibited by having to walk on the ground.
I dunno. There's always that new path that gives you a cool view of something.
When you've done something multiple and enough times you really just want the road most travelled. The person you're taking along is going to be amazed by whatever they see because it is novel to them but to you it's the same thing you've seen a dozen times.
For example, there's a hike I do where it's like dozens of switchbacks to get to the top. But there's also another option, and that's the straight-line up-the-rock-slide route that would probably offer a good view of the lake as you go up it. And every single time I take the switchbacks because there's just no fricking way the rock-slide is worth it and the view worth having isn't of the stupid lower lake but the other lake at the top.
I can put up with a lot of shit in the wilderness but I seriously don't want to make anything harder than it is. Because being drained or injured for the sake of "adventure" isn't worth the trouble. Or in some cases you have to be prepared to carry someone or their kit out and that isn't made any easier if you decided to go somewhere unfamiliar. I feel better knowing where the water is going to be, where there's shade, where the path is stable and solid dirt.
Elves just have an easier time of everything, so what they find whimsical and easy is serious exertion by human standards. Unless you have documented evidence the new path is going to be easier you're just better off sticking with what you know because if the new path is disappointing in even the slightest way it wears you down.
Its her people's culture.
How did she get away with that?
With what? She is human, she can say it.
Fricking elves can't keep getting away with it
Not all elves are created equal.
Some have a natural bestness about them, while others are afraid of water.
sex with Rayla
>Watch The Dragon Prince
>Human MC who wants to learn magic gets cute elf gf
>Watch The Owl House
>Human MC who wants to learn magic gets cute elf gf
I can't handle this much longer.
>Both shows have a blond dorky boy that is related to evil parent figure, turns good later
>Evil parent figure are "defending humankind" and uses magic unhealthy and gain more power/knowledge from a powerfull being, also hate the world/people they are associated with
>Powerfull being is star/cosmotic themed and are prisoned inside a mirror universe
>Mascot character is the son of a dead powerful mythology character
Dana is a hack
What, will S3 reveal that Phillip was doing what he did because the denzins of the Boilling Isles kept the humans as second class citizens then rounded them up and marched them out when the humans tried to use their own magic to imrpove their lives.
Y'know at least Dana understood that when she had her villains do evil magic, she shouldn't ask the audience to question why it was evil then proceed to never give a reason.
Woke up the wrong side of the bed today, Owl?
You don't have to be an Owl fan to recognise basic common sense in structuring the moral values of it's story.
Dragon Prince is little over STFOE in that regard.
>Cute
>Rogueish
>Horns bigger than Rayla's
>Birb
>Street smart
>Can fly
>Legs for days
>Ass to match
Soren's girlfriend
man, at some point the ladies of Katolis have to figure out how they're going to stop elven girls from taking all the young men
By fighting sex with sex.
The human women must satisfy the elf women frequently and intensely so they don't have the drive to go after men.
General Amaya, ready to serve her Kingdom once again
presumably, her three husbands were elves
I got feeling they were all humans and she just outlived them. Was pretty jolly for a negative view on relationships and short lives fit in well with milf-ness
Never questioned herself why her relationships never hold.
Yeah lol she's the common factor
>shacks up with a human
>is happy to reveal her true identity and be honest with him
Makes you think
some of the other kingdoms have found... novel solutions
She likes thos brap flowers too.
Just wait until she smells Claudia.
Directly.
she's not even the best girl in her own show
I'm more romantically attracted to Rayla, but more physically attracted to Claudia, if that makes any sense.
Like I'd want to go on dates with the elf, but filthy ball slapping sex with the human.
Most frickable girl is the sun queen tbh.
Aravosed
b***h can't suck dick if she hasn't got a faaace!
can't say I agree
Clauds is loyal to a fault and is willing to move heaven and earth to protect the ones she loves, that's just about the most romantically attractive trait in a woman
plus she's a wizard and magic is fricking sexy
How was Claudia able to get primal magic out of an ordinary deer?
it's Dark Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
the deer had been eating the magic healing fruit
Then why didn't she just use the milk fruit like she initially said?
I cant remember, but did Soren ever bring up how that dragon Callum and Rayla freed crippled him from the neck down?
Must have been an awkward conversation.
Soren meets the Dragon that broke his spine and they end up letting bygones be bygones
Yeah and he comments in the bed while he's still paralyzed about how he's been kind of shitty and this lets him off the hook a bit from his dad wanting him to kill the princes.
Kind of funny when I first saw this guy I was thinking I'm gonna hate every scene this prick is in but they made him better and better as the series went on.
he turned out to be the best character
Finally, somebody with a great taste in this thread
I don’t like brap characters sorry
Yeah, thanks for confirming with your own example that many anons have shit taste here.
Based Loyalposter
She’s the best solely because she revived Viren, champion of mankind, she’s on the right side of history
I don't want to like her as a character, but I do.
>The Dragon Prince: Reflections
>“Patience”
>Written by Devon Giehl
>Illustrated by Caleb Thomas
Let me tell you a story.
Long ago, the first humans of Xadia looked to the stars and begged for their wisdom.
Naked, starving, magicless wretches that they were, the humans longed for more than the black mud beneath their feet. More than the crumbs upon their tongues. More than the blood on their hands, rough and blistered by struggle, by the viciousness of their world.
They turned their gazes to the sky. They reached upward.
And from the heavens the humans were granted their first lesson: patience.
It was not a lesson spoken aloud. It was not whispered, nor written, nor dreamed. It was a lesson learned in silence—in absence—for the stars said nothing at all, cold and far away in their darkness. The stars simply winked, as though they kept their secrets behind nothing but a smirk and a bitten tongue.
And so the humans learned to wait. They stared into the inky black above, patiently waiting for the stars to share their knowledge, their guidance, their brilliant light—and one day, the heavens finally reached for them.
Held them.
Blessed them.
The humans rejoiced. We are saved, they cried. The stars have finally answered us! We were right to be patient—we were right to wait!
They believed, then, that the secrets of the world would open to them, ripe for the taking; they believed their time had come at last. And though it would take time—for the churn of the cosmos works in ways they could not yet fathom—humans would come to build great cities and fell great foes. They would thrive. But the stars kept from them one secret still: that their first lesson—patience—was not a gift of the stars at all.
You see, patience is a lesson the humans taught themselves.
The stars, after all, had no interest in the lives of mortals. The stars are arrogant, blinded by their own incandescent light. As though nothing else in all the universe could burn so brightly, so beautifully!
As though nothing else could be so cruel!
No, the stars do not know patience, for they have no need for it. The stars want for nothing, and take all to their liking. They have no need for patience. For waiting.
But I have heard the lesson of the humans.
I know patience well.
I know the patience of countless candles burned down to waxy puddles. I know the patience of apple seeds plucked from the flesh of their fruit, planted and nursed until the strongest of them birth new life from rich soil. I know the patience of a woven tapestry, how the weaver plaits the purpose of every thread, even as they disappear into the beauty of its design.
I know the patience of a prisoner.
I have not seen the stars in centuries. But when I see them again—when the stars are forced to look upon me, their dark brother—they will know how I have waited.
And when everything they have built lies shattered, I will savor their fall from the sky.
For I have been patient.
Aaravos's story sounds more interesting, wish he was allowed to be right.
Pity he's going to dump Viren as a pawn for Claudia or Callum too, they had the best scenes. Why can we never have antagonists who build up genuine friendships with one another.
>I know the patience of apple seeds plucked from the flesh of their fruit, planted and nursed until the strongest of them birth new life from rich soil
That's how you get inedible crab apples. You need to splice clippings form good trees to get good apples.
Can't believe they just had her frick off and leave callum, in a comic no less.
>tfw you can't romanticize her cause har and calem are together.
Then romanticize both of them in a mmf relationship with you.
Based anti-cuck romantic. Though I just imagine that I take the persons place instead of stealing his waifu.
Cringe Poly-gay.
>thread about e*gi
Bases Bardin, cousin Okri would be proud
Be more careful, Goreksson!
Did this show fix the frame-rate issue or is it still 12fps?
Yea, they fixed it after the first season since nobody liked it.
Speaking of owls, I hope we get the Amity version of "greetings fellow humans"
um sir, this is a thread about elves
Wait.. She’s an elf? I never would have guessed and I watched that whole show.
They aren't called elves, but they have pointy ears, so close enough, and they will need disguises in the human world.
>pointy ears
>need disguises
I never got this trope, If I saw some random person on the street with pointy ears I honestly would think nothing of it. Anyone could have pointy ears if they wanted them, be it a costume piece or plastic surgery. Hell, some humans are even born with pointy ears, it's rare but it happens.
this, a friend of mine has pointy ears, she wears her hair down and you'd never notice unless you were specifically looking for it
your friend is an elf
do not be fooled
Thank's man, hay's the best
Bumpin for more elfGF
What's she mad about Cinemaphile?
She’s angry. Angry about humans.
30 seconds late for your hourly dick flatting session.
>Hoggar's bridge....wait a minute, 2 Nuln regiments vanished without trace at Hoggar's Bridge!, Elf? ELF!
>"ELF! HELP ME!"
>"long live the witch king..."
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
This little homie's here to ruin your show.
Nah he's fine.
The "little brother chraracter" has the potential to be MAXIMUM annoying.
This little shit somehow succeeds in being an even worse king than his father
A 7 year old is unskilled at managing a nation?
SHOCKING!
He shouldn't be running the nation at all then. All these 'rightful king' tropes are anti-democratic and anti-meritocratic. I don't expect a fully functional medieval democracy, but can we PLEASE stop pretending like this is a good thing.
There have been FAR worse "younger sibling" characters.
Who?
Still don't hate him more then King Harrow.
Who?
Is it count as rape?
>elves frick human men into submission
frick human men into submission
sure
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4992149
it is what it is
why are the avatar guys so good at making attractive personalities for girls?
coubterpoint: Korra
Aaron wasn't part of that clusterfrick
Korra is a fantastic character, people are just butthurt she isn't a demure princess like Katara.
oh c'mon, he didn't asked to be the avatar. yeah she
frick ups a lot, still keeps trying anyway and later loses the strongest aspect of The Avatar: knowledge from the past avatars
the avatar as a entity of that world as kinda tame and lame: they are very powerful and conflicts were kinda easy to solve, it was basically a religious title after the fifth avatar or so...
the reason aangs story was worth telling was because he was the first avatar to deal with a world 110 years into chaos that lost it's avatar
and the reason korra fricked up so much was because she was the avatar that needed to keep the peace of a world that was just recovering from it's worst event ever and said world, thanks to the advanced technology from the war and the new diplomacy was much more complex.
Korra deserves more love from Cinemaphile.
Its weird how much I want her to be trans so she can have a wiener
If Callum has the Sky Arcanum does that mean Claudia could use him for Dark Magic?
Only his seed
I do wonder what they do with Callum. Will they turn him into a archmage by connecting him to all primals when Rayla isn't around or just go for mastering sky (same one Az is) and become the best sky mage like no one ever was?
He's 100% going to collect all the Arcanum and in the 1000-years-from-now epilogue he'll be the sage of legend that teaches magic (and the value of elfpussy) to humanity
>in the 1000-years-from-now epilogue he'll be the sage of legend that teaches magic (and the value of elfpussy) to humanity
>"Great Sage, I have come to learn the ways of magic"
>"First, get yourself an elf waifu, and don't return here until her horns are at least 9 inches long"
>"...but I came here to learn magic"
>"Did I fricking stutter?"
>in the 1000-years-from-now epilogue he'll be the sage of legend that teaches magic (and the value of elfpussy) to humanity
One can only hope
Why do elves have horns
for sexual purposes
mating display. They headbutt each other like goats
Stop stealing our men!
Elfs were made to seduce men, it's a strategy for them to genocide humans.
Viren, stop posting your shizo theories
CUTE
Bumping this thread... with no survivors
*blocks your path*
this was when I started to like Nyx
Jesus Christ, she makes more facial expressions in this clip than most characters make in another animated show make in an entire season.
You can’t even see Rayla’s face for half of it though
Reminder that Rayla can move her ears.
do they wiggle when she's aroused after a kiss?
what are the horns for?
Wait is the 4th season happening or nah?
sex with all elves
This is an excellent thread for supplementing my Rayla folder.
I really wish her show was better. She deserves so much more.
it has been getting slowly better.
by season 7 its gonna be real good.
>season 7
Not at the rate Netflix has been cancelling animated shit.
They cancel shows from there own studio, not Wonderstorm.
Netflix is Wonderstorm's only "customer" it's independent on paper only. Unless somebody else like Nickelodeon is gonna buy the studio and TDP IP from Netflix the show is gonna get cancelled after season 4.
Why in the frick would you think a show that's already been renewed for 4 more seasons is going to get cancelled. Netflix isn't going to suddenly go fricking bankrupt. Why would a company with billions of dollars to leverage jettison a project that has already been proven to earn them money?
Netflix might be run like shit but everything it has cancelled didn't get renewed for four whole seasons before they pulled the rug from under them.
>Netflix isn't going to suddenly go fricking bankrupt.
My brother in christ have you SEEN their share prices recently? They literally just fired another 300 people just to keep Netflix going a bit longer. It's dead and good fricking riddance.
Frick the share price. This is about inherent asset value not what the fricking market thinks. Throwing Dragon Prince in the dumpster would be like throwing Arcane in the dumpster. No company no matter how fricking bad it's doing, is going to jeopardize their long-term survival by letting go of their premium sure-thing products.
That would be like Pepsi selling off Gatorade. If Pepsi somehow lost 70% of its market value it wouldn't fricking sell Gatorade. These companies will fricking soak billions of dollars in losses and layoffs before and they will still not abandon their most valuable assets because those assets are what give the company value if the company has to get sold to another company. If Netflix gets sold to another company it will still be producing Dragon Prince when that happens and will continue making it after it is sold.
She is racist unironically
When talking to Sol Regem she implies most humans are evil and that Callum is a separate case cause he makes her hormones flow
A racist elf? No such thing
Will she return?
yes, to win the Callumbowl
Lucian the Divine had the right idea about Elves
>Hugs are always pleasantly warm
Did we ever learn what Claudia meant by Moonshadow Madness?
Callum threw himself off a mountain after his moonshadow waifu, and survived only through use of highly experimental magic that no other human before him has ever attempted.
That is moonshadow madness.
the power of elf-booty. Poor Callum, never stood a chance
You all just a loser with pathetic self-insert for that character, grow up all of you, she even doesn't exist in the real world
You tell them anon! We definitely aren't real
>You all just a loser
Sol, pls go
>ywn experience this
>Should I...sniff it?
no
Doesn't this series have a brap hog in it?
Yes, the filthy human.