Use wet wipes as well. I always start with regular tp to pick most of the turd, then wet wipe to melt away the remainder, and then tp again to dry it up.
I've never been 100% on where my butthole is, what it looks like, all that. I just put it over the toilet and wipe the general area and that's worked for decades. I'm really disturbed by the prospect of that information being learned by someone other than myself, before I learn it myself, were I to get curious and use a mirror like a chick figuring out her gash.
its just never been something I want to see, but if anyone's gonna go inside baseball, it really has to me first
>OH MY GOOOOD BABY THE SWEET AROMA OF YOUR WEEKS OLD CRUST IS SO FRICKING PUNGENT AND INTOXICATING!!! THE WHOLE ROOM SMELLS LIKE ASS AND FECES, THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!!!!
The only explanation is that at least one of the Janitors is gay and can't take a joke. This meme is in the same spirit as a billion others that get overused, but only this one gets bans because it's about gays. Even troony threads don't attract their ire as much, which is surprising since you'd sooner expect a moderator to be a troony than a gay man. It's a conspiracy
>Oh G-d, give me your poop spaghetti! (that's when you lovingly break your bf's crust and shit goes into your urethra and you squeeze it out into a perfect shit spaghetti noodle) >Oh FRICK IM SO HORNY FOR SHIT!
I've never seen anyone seethe in this threads except for gays and progressives that are against the meme, but the truth doesn't matter anymore so whatever.
>"BRAPAPPPPPGPGGHRPPPPP" the crust blew alongside a long fart as the other man smells it directly in front of his ass. The remaining of the crust can be seen sticking itself in the other man's beard, like a flies stuck in the cobweb, except, instead of a spider that eat each of those flies, it was a 50 year old tongue that finsihed the job
Oh, frick... that's crusty... >Unf... the tip of your wiener is digging into the turd sitting in my rectum
Oh frick yeah... crust on my shaft, gooey turd on my tip... >You're really mashing my feces around in there
>HUUUUPP!
But seriously, anyone else here ever been fricked by another man? I've done it twice to satisfy my curiosity (100% straight) and it's funny how many grunts and yelps you make when your ankles are on his shoulders and he's balls deep in your butthole
>uggghhhh ahhh frick fuuuuck yesss yesss baby your dick just broke through the crust. I feel just like a girl getting her cherry popped ahhh ahhh~ yeah use that moist shit under the crust as lube we don’t even need astroglide in the zombie apocalypse
A lot of Cinemaphile memes, especially the good ones, started as forced memes.
Also, those 42 posters didn't preplanned somewhere to force this thread. Random anons just show up and shoot the shit together. I see these threads around the clock on different days, I don't even participate in most of them.
i've never felt pleasure from a penis in my poo hole despite the times i've tried
i think it's just women for me from now on
oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained (except probably aids)
try to abstain for a few days before getting it in the pooper. Also try doing it alone with a dildo first. I'm mostly a top but enjoy bottoiming when Im in the rightr mood
dead meme
>cut short in the game
It literally didn't exist in the game.
>BBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
>"you broke my crust"
was that really necessary?
Replace the guys with chicks
chicks with dicks*
if they're under 30 and attractive, it's now kino
HELL YEAH!
lol imagine getting memed by corpo shills into watching this
Imagine getting your shit pushed in and crust broken lol
>I hope you're satisfied with my butthole
Crustiest post on Cinemaphile right now
Sometimes it feels like my butthole will never get clean no matter how many times I wipe.
just be gay. then people will lick it clean for you. alternatively you can build up a crust and have it broken
I don’t think my hemorrhoids will be able to take the abuse.
Use wet wipes as well. I always start with regular tp to pick most of the turd, then wet wipe to melt away the remainder, and then tp again to dry it up.
where do you throw out the wet wipes? I don't think they are flushable, and I don't feel like throwing a shit-stained paper in my garbage bin.
Why when white people do it it's called crusty but when black people do it, it's called zesty?
they are mostly synonymous. like the famed black philosopher tariq once said: "I knew I smelled bussy juice"
Blacks have higher estrogen so they get asswet easier, thus zesty. Also less body hair so the crust can't form as easy.
It's simple biology really.
>blacks eat shit Black person food like fried chicken so they get asswet with diarrhea easier
Ftfy
this, they're also lactose intolerant so any dairy gives them diarrhea
Ypipo don season dey ass crust
Body hair crusty af
Let's mix some zest and crust and break some bucks
Pull that thing outta yo bussy, playa
>two white men having sex
>immediately think of bearded homosexuals heaving and wheezing on top of one another
>two black men having sex
>imagine one Tyrone assaulting a skinny homie, both wearing timbs
Not that hard.
>AUUGH yeah, ejaculate inside my rectum
>spray my fissures with your poz load
God I wish that were me
I've never been 100% on where my butthole is, what it looks like, all that. I just put it over the toilet and wipe the general area and that's worked for decades. I'm really disturbed by the prospect of that information being learned by someone other than myself, before I learn it myself, were I to get curious and use a mirror like a chick figuring out her gash.
its just never been something I want to see, but if anyone's gonna go inside baseball, it really has to me first
>none of the dudes gag once at the stank of man shit that’s filling the air
where’s the immersion
you're either an underaged virgin, or a pathetic incel.
stay mad troon, your “bussy” is actually a man’s ass
gay people exist. give in, it's ok to be gay, homosexual.
tell that saint peter before he banishes you to hell for all eternity
i dont know who that is, sorry
>now let me suck your shit-dick
i look at my ass in the mirror all the time
>t.
You're all scared that you would enjoy having sex with a man.
>OH MY GOOOOD BABY THE SWEET AROMA OF YOUR WEEKS OLD CRUST IS SO FRICKING PUNGENT AND INTOXICATING!!! THE WHOLE ROOM SMELLS LIKE ASS AND FECES, THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!!!!
>Op: i love you
>Jannies: IS THIS CRUSTY BUSSY MEME?? I RAGE!
Why are they like this
>pov
The only explanation is that at least one of the Janitors is gay and can't take a joke. This meme is in the same spirit as a billion others that get overused, but only this one gets bans because it's about gays. Even troony threads don't attract their ire as much, which is surprising since you'd sooner expect a moderator to be a troony than a gay man. It's a conspiracy
referencing 10 year old rap songs is funny i guess
>Oh G-d, give me your poop spaghetti! (that's when you lovingly break your bf's crust and shit goes into your urethra and you squeeze it out into a perfect shit spaghetti noodle)
>Oh FRICK IM SO HORNY FOR SHIT!
this was a good episode and seeing it make people seethe makes it even better
It was actually a great episode.
But I'm also really horny for shit fricking FECES so I'd rather post about that
take the crust out of yo foreskin playa
I havent even watched the show and i pretty much invented this meme
I've never seen anyone seethe in this threads except for gays and progressives that are against the meme, but the truth doesn't matter anymore so whatever.
Are you a homosexual?
>"BRAPAPPPPPGPGGHRPPPPP" the crust blew alongside a long fart as the other man smells it directly in front of his ass. The remaining of the crust can be seen sticking itself in the other man's beard, like a flies stuck in the cobweb, except, instead of a spider that eat each of those flies, it was a 50 year old tongue that finsihed the job
Oh, frick... that's crusty...
>Unf... the tip of your wiener is digging into the turd sitting in my rectum
Oh frick yeah... crust on my shaft, gooey turd on my tip...
>You're really mashing my feces around in there
>tfw a bit of poop enters your peepee's hole
>tfw when it crusts
>tfw you piss it out later
>the almost audible *pop* as the pressure of the piss launches the crust out of your peepee and releases an explosive piss stream
uuunnnnffffff.....
frick yeah i call that the aftercrust
>ugh stuff my crust like I'm a Pizza Hut pizza babe
>my crust is golden brown and flakey, just like Krusteaz brand baked goods
it even works for product placement
I wish a guy would love me. I hate that I'm only into heterosexual men despite being gay. 4everalone as result.
>I'm only into heterosexual men despite being gay
all gays are like this
start lifting, you dont need love
Im a proud aceggot and have accepted being alone
>I'm only into heterosexual men
wtf does that even mean?
>aceggot
wat?
It means he wants to frick straight men. Not that hard to understand.
>I love you
>*crunch*
>*slosh*
>*crunch*
>*slosh*
>HNNGH!!
>OOOF-WAAAAUGH!!
>OH! OH THAT'S UP THERE DEEP!
>YAAAAAUUGHHH JACK MY wiener AS YOU DEMOLISH MY HOLE!!!
powerful...
>HUUUUPP!
But seriously, anyone else here ever been fricked by another man? I've done it twice to satisfy my curiosity (100% straight) and it's funny how many grunts and yelps you make when your ankles are on his shoulders and he's balls deep in your butthole
>I've done it twice to satisfy my curiosity (100% straight)
you know what you did
This was hot because you could tell Bill was the bottom/sub, even if he is the more masculine guy. Read a lot of fanfic about it lol
>things you will never hear
why live
>uggghhhh ahhh frick fuuuuck yesss yesss baby your dick just broke through the crust. I feel just like a girl getting her cherry popped ahhh ahhh~ yeah use that moist shit under the crust as lube we don’t even need astroglide in the zombie apocalypse
>71 replies
>42 poster
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that's a pretty good ratio tbh
no, it isn't, it's a discord tier meme also posted on leddit
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crust status?
A lot of Cinemaphile memes, especially the good ones, started as forced memes.
Also, those 42 posters didn't preplanned somewhere to force this thread. Random anons just show up and shoot the shit together. I see these threads around the clock on different days, I don't even participate in most of them.
>I love you because homosexuals really love our sexual partners totally I swear
>our
nice freudian slip, homosexual
oooooooh frick that’s some good crustpussy
This frame single handedly saved me from watching this show
Same
Captcha: GAS4
Same
/thred.
i've never felt pleasure from a penis in my poo hole despite the times i've tried
i think it's just women for me from now on
oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained (except probably aids)
try to abstain for a few days before getting it in the pooper. Also try doing it alone with a dildo first. I'm mostly a top but enjoy bottoiming when Im in the rightr mood
Chuds really dreaming about sucking black dick and/or getting fricked in the ass. Is it just the incel grind set or their uncle doing the bad touchy?
guess we know who the blacked posters are now. it's the crusters
crust status?
done 'n' crusted
>chuds
It is what these israelites/chuds want you to see
>muh crust
Do American posters not wash their buttholes?
disgusting.
i lust for crust
i trust in the crust
I bust the crust
i'm one with the crust, and the crust is with me