>I love you

>I love you
Do unborn sisters really say this to their much older brothers?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Anya

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As-salamu alaykum, my name is Anya bint Dennis. I’m a 27 year old American Muslimah (female follower of Islam for you infidels).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As-salamu alaykum, my name is Anya bint Dennis. I’m a 27 year old American Muslimah (female follower of Islam for you infidels).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd commit unspeakable amount of wrongdoing in order to drop down before her and unleash oral tsunami on her toesies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cant wait for her in part 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      her skin is pink like a pig

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats anya runtime in the film

      is she playing a prominent character who has lots of screen time

      t rad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whats anya runtime in the film

        27 seconds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine making a million dollars just by showing up hnnnghhhhh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's not getting paid millions for a few seconds, dumbfrick.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair if you include the scene where she's a talking fetus it brings it up to an even 30 seconds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h has like 5 seconds of screentime like why the frick are you even there?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was invited and you know how these people love a camera around big entertainment events
        It's probably intoxicating
        She must've jerk offd six times in the bathroom to get ready for it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do if they are pre-born

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just occurred to me... given the alteration to the time scale Denis decided to go with, why would a vision of an adult Alia be wearing a stillsuit rather than regal garb?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      things got messed up in the rushed production of part 2

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do wonder if he's painted himself into a bit of a corner. You'd think Anya would be sold the role for doing number 3, but now we'd need a 16 year + time jump and neither Zendaya nor Cham Cham would convincingly pull that off in the next few years.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He'll literalize Alia being pre-born so she'll actually be born a fully grown adult as Anya

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just moronic enough to be true (a la making Chani a girlboss who storms off)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but now we'd need a 16 year + time jump and neither Zendaya nor Cham Cham would convincingly pull that off in the next few years.
          not sure how accurate this is
          https://www.thewrap.com/dune-3-plot-cast-what-happens-dune-messiah/

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >12 year time jump
            The problem is, this was the case between Dune and Dune Messiah as books, but that only worked because Alia was a small child at the end of the first one and you really don't want her to be anything under 16 for the plot of the latter.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chalamet can gain 30 pounds of muscle in less than a year with a Hollywood trainer and roids

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paul, Chani (and Feud) are meant to be late teens in age while their actors are late 20s (to early 30s)
          With either a 12/16 year timeskip, they're going to be roughly the same age as the characters they're playing
          Anya being the same age won't matter because you can instantly handwave Alia being beyond her years and weird as shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          one of the benefits of spice is that is reduces ageing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a story for another time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he have a vision of her in regal garb? It's not a vision of the actual literal future. Another thing is that she can probably affect the way he perceives her in the vision too and chose to appear that way because its familiar or something.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Visions aren't literal.

        She was wearing a stillsuit, at a beach, on Arrakis

        That's fair enough, and would be how I'd explain it. Obviously it's to hold the audience's hand too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Visions aren't literal.

      She was wearing a stillsuit, at a beach, on Arrakis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a fricking nerd making sense again. Just watch ayylmao girl and clap bro.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      St. Alia offers her benedictions on Fremen birthdays, funerals, consecration of newly built sietches and farms and presides as judge in knife-throwing contests during festivals all around Arrakis. She only stops traveling her planet when the fat lazy frick starts possessing her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol in Children there's a random aside about how her plumpness is beginning to bulge out of her robes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's wearing a stillsuit because she didn't go anywhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wearing a hazmat suit is what it takes to live in the desert and beach that represents her mom's uterus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You may remember Paul had lots of visions of stuff that might happen but ended up not happening, especially in part 1

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely bogged. imagine people watching this 50 years from now and saying "what the frick was wrong with everyone's cheeks in the 2020s"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a guy with AIDS

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does she know english

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character is called Alia
    >played by Anya

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >character name Alia of the Knife
      >Anya went through the knife to look like a fricking alien
      Woah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in a sci-fi universe with no aliens the actor turn itself into a ayy
        Bale btfo

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that space gyspy so ugly.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They shouldn't do that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why must you remind me anon

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think Ive ever said I love you to the b***h who calls herself my sister

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul should forget about muttChani and cuck Irulan with Alia

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait why does she have a nose thingy? Isn't she in his mind or in a womb?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune is weird as frick. What kind of drugs Frank was on when he wrote this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shrooms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's weird about it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spice

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn every ugly mutt astroturfed actor is in this huh

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if she will grow up and be that woman in the next movie while timmy will be the same actor in the same age. I mean, i watched dunc and i found it booring and moronic. But normies liked it, especially women

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this special effects or does this b***h really have cheeks like that
    she looks like she hasbmnt eaten in 20 days

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny thats how fremen are described in the book

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably what happens when they live off recycled piss and poop

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think they'll bring up Alia engaging in orgies as a literal toddler?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ? The fremen are dicky Connoisseurs?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They islamists so yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie what?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fremen do spice origes (get high and engage in sexual orgies) no such thing on DUNC super PC """fremen"""

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          good, frick sex scenes, some people see these with family

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they didnt show the spice orgy so no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actual frick is the point of this movie?
        No jihad no spice orgy no good looking women no navigators no mentats no point to anything.
        Fricking hacks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The actual frick is the point of this movie?
          to witness kino of the highest order

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't have an actual sex scene for Paul and Chani, it just cuts immediately to post-coitus.
      Come to think of it do any of Denis' movies get explicit with sex scenes? I feel like they always either cut before things get truly spicy or it gets abruptly interrupted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't have a problem with nudity but I don't think he likes drawn out sex scenes, no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't show shit for Feyd and the BG b***h either, just confirmation that it happened 10 seconds later.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >err.. you see Anya.... in le bouk Alia is err... naked and wet afterr she taken le bath, trains against le robot and gets sweaty hon hon hon and paul sees her nakedd

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ise very impordant to ze plot oui.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's being respectful. notice how the one edge of his hand presses against her hip, but not his whole hand.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The slow blade penetrates the shield.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >err.. you see Anya.... in le bouk Alia is err... naked and wet afterr she taken le bath, trains against le robot and gets sweaty hon hon hon and paul sees her nakedd

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was just afraid of breaking her ribs or something, then he felt some meat and went for it. Trust me, I'm friend with Denis. He even sent me a special copy for me to w-

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's holding her where her hip used to be.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize her role is to be an ultra prostitute that makes her husband the biggest cuck of the universe, everyone hates and have a fat bastard flying around her at all times right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope they change it for the movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jason momoa getting cucked by a fat bald Varys looking guy
        I wouldn't change a thing

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saint Alia of the knife is my favorite character from the books.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she should have been Irulan

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anya is looking grim these days.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will the time skip work if dune 3 comes out say 2027?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timothe will have a beard and look like this and will get beefed up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        muad'dib
        Inshallah

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how was anya in this too?
    hollywood really clearly is just a buncha israelites and degens sucking and fricking each other
    half of the same ugly fricking stars I've been seen shoved in my face for over 5 years now are all in the new famous movie
    what a coicidence
    bleh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only israelite in the main cast is chalameme, mostly because twink roles appeal to the industry gatekeepers and a certain race's genetics keeps producing twinkish physiologies

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bookgays, why did child Alia manage to control all the ancestors who'd enter her mind but hag Alia gets possessed by the ego of the Baron despite Alia being the one that killed him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mirrors puberty. it's wrong to say e-girl alia was controlling the collective conscious inside her, more like they were dormant and get waken up when the host experiences something the consciousness felt strongly about in their life. each subpersonality is a gestalt of memories not a true individual consciousness

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got too powerful in her role as acting-Empress and it fricked her head up.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anya is getting too old to be in films

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