I made it to Season 3 of Farscape and I miss the wacky one-off episodes, and they killed off my favorite character because of complications with her m...

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its worth powering through till the end anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need to see the Looney Tunes episode. I will power through it for my boy Harvey, but this show got weird...errr weirder.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the more weird it gets the better it gets

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The weirdness is what makes Farscape special.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Chiana started fricking her boyfriends son.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give it a rest, Rygel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue > Orange > PKtech > Sun > Grey > > > > Red

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PKtech>Grey>Orange>Blue>Sun>Red
        but i won't hold your error against you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best girl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue>Orange>PKtech>Sun>Grey>Red
        Vs

        PKtech>Grey>Orange>Blue>Sun>Red
        but i won't hold your error against you

        >PKtech>Grey>Orange>Blue>Sun>Red

        I see you're a man of thoughtful consideration. Someone I can actually have a conversation with. May I ask what factors influenced your ranking?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          PK tech girl is a variation of the anglo/australian phenotype that is pure sex.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I knew you were a man of refined tastes.
            I see that same quality in my own top pick. As a younger man, Zhaan might have been bumped by Orange or PK, but in my old age, her emotional stability and wisdom is appealing.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >her emotional stability and wisdom is appealing.
              My man. Nothing hotter (or rarer) than a wise stable woman

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >her emotional stability and wisdom is appealing.
              My man. Nothing hotter (or rarer) than a wise stable woman

              I have found my people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Crichton never got to frick Zhaan
                What a shame
                Or zool or sikozu

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zhaan would've happily fricked him if it was for the best but she loved the schizo its ok and for the best their relationship remained pure, your side my side your side my side your side my side your side my side

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your groin my groin
                My groin your groin

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut it stark

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Long hair Sikozu was pure sex.
                Why on earth did they give her that dyke haircut in the end?
                I'm still mad all those years later.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a popular style at the time and going off the miniseries they were probably going to reintroduce Jool as a crew character for the planned s5 and wanted to differentiate the two

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                dyke hair sikozu was also sex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PKtech>Grey>Orange>Blue>Sun>Red
        but i won't hold your error against you

        Best girl

        Sputnik > Jungle Jool > Everyone else

        Don't forget my girl Akhna.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This actually annoyed me. I hated seeing Peacekeepers just be jobbers it made no sense why random people with little to no military training could overpower or easily fool them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sputnik > Jungle Jool > Everyone else

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chiana a fricking shit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1999-2003
    I literally cannot discuss Farscape again.

    • 9 months ago
      Nostalgia n_ggers are cringe.

      You got somewhere to be, fren?
      You too good for us plebians?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is a big tiddy blue plant mommy gf.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the multi-parters are where the series shine, Kiss the Princess or whatever it’s called are the best episodes of the show imo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show shines when they get real freaky with it and Chriton has to check the women's bathroom to see if he is in reality again.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you are at the best part.
    This is where John really starts losing it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean where the Johns start losing it

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SciFi channel episodes lose a lot of the mad charm the first seasons had, but they sort of make up for it with better set design and more alien tna. The writing remains solid and the weirdness at the core of the show remains... weird. It remains fun to the end, even if the eventual end comes faster than you'd like.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      S1 is comfy surprised some people have trouble getting into it
      It’s a lot better than S4 imo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        S1 can only be fully appreciated on rewatch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeremiah Crichton is comfy and shows Rigel would actually make a good ruler who cares for his subjects

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        S1 can only be fully appreciated on rewatch

        S1 is amazing, the sound design and the planet settings all came off so well as the backwater. The only places you can imagine all that weird shit like cults and literal mages being able to go on

        That original intro too, so fricking good. They nailed the tribal thing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea I never understand how anyone prefers the second intro

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turn of the millennium was kino
          If there were was a continuation, which is unlikely at this point, I doubt it could capture a sliver of the soul of the show

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s to do with politics more than anything. Communist scumbags have been installed everywhere in film & tv to purge anyone who is normal and has a spine. Weird, creative stuff can’t survive in such an environment. It’s going to be politically correct crap written by a board overseen by DE&I networks until the West collapses

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        S1 can only be fully appreciated on rewatch

        S1 is a bit rough on the start but "That Old Black Magic" and the DNA episode get Goosebumps good and show you there's more to come.
        After you seen the whole thing when you go back there are new things to appreciate in season 1.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's start's off a bit meh, until "DNA Mad scientist"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The BTS production video is kino

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna hide out here because their is something fricking weird going on with Cinemaphile right now

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are gonna miss out, galaxy hopping all powerful john is coing and you don't want to miss it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >galaxy hopping all powerful john
      tfw you will never be crazy enough to walk around with a nuclear bomb strapped to your chest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn never confuse and terrify the most powerful civilizations in the galaxy with random pop references no-one understands

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the beginning of S2
    Does Scorpy get better
    >Chimps out because Crais made him use violence against him
    >brute force mind rapes everyone with his magic interrogation chair anyway
    ???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorpius is one if my favorite sci-fi characters of all time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        but thats harvey

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't spoil it for him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            fair but then he might not know they'll be pizza and margaritas

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            tfw harvey betrays scorpy fricking glorious

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              JohnxScorpy OTP Aeryn is a home wrecker getting in the way of true love.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                scorpy was too much of a loon now harv on the other hand best bro for life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >does scorpy get better
      hahahahahahhahahaha, no but really you have no idea, on the other hand
      Harvey>Scorpy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No i do vaguely know about Harvey from seeing it as a kid and this thread never shutting up about one of the non-puppet non-booba characters on the show

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          now now john no need for that we can have pizza and margaritas

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Note his wording, anon.
      It wasn’t that he doesn’t like violence, it was displaying his personal physical superiority that he didn’t like.
      This makes a lot more sense when you discover his origins.

      Also Maldis is the best minor character

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats funny was to spell Braca but ok

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can post all you like, anon, but he’s still going to ban you!!
          AHHHHHHHHH

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            god you just reminded me how much I genuinely hate maldis eps

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just enjoy how much scenery he devours and how much fun he was having doing it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I legit hate him, still wish he had one more ep to finish the whole thing up

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Australian Lucien LaCroix

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you the only other anon who watched that show? I haven't spoken to you in ages

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                RIP Schanke

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't wanna talk about it, it was a dumb show but I liked it, that actor didn't want to play schanke anymore thats why that happened

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                RIP Schanke

                Forever Knight reference?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Farscape-Lexx-Forever Knight pipeline is real

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m surprised Lexx ever got a series 3 & 4. Apart from a few episodes Season 2 was utter dogshit. Then bizarrely in Season 3 it is hugely improved with the exact same characters and keeping the sexy concept. I wish I hadn’t wasted time on Season 2.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m surprised Lexx ever got a series 3 & 4
                me too as much as I enjoyed its moronation its bizarre it got as many seasons as it did, truly the most random weird af thing sci-fi tv ever attempted

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                correct I like it but not a show I could in good faith recommend you had to be there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                man I remember watching Forever Knight and loving it as a kid, but I've been terrified of watching as a adult worried it would lose its magic

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's probably sillier than you remember, but the idea of an overnight shock jock being a literal vampire works much better when you're an adult and get more of the word play jokes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                its not good, obviously Angel is much better, but it has its moments

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maldis is literally the stupidest fricking storyline in the show. Its a really poor example of the Q type "god like alien" trope - unrivaled power, but still somehow requires some from of basic sustenance it can only get from "psychic energy"

        Worst episodes in the show by far.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not GORRAM EEMA-SUCKING FEKKIKS LIKE MY COUSIN, HE SHOULD FRELLING DIE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get em Sparky!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win in a fight D'Argo or Worf? Jothee would beat the shit out of Alexander no contest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      D'Argo. For all of Worf's training, most of the time he just gets sucker punched by some alien, coming off as a weak little b***h. It was to show that "oh shit this alien means business!" but it ended up showing us that Worf is kinda weak and kitteny. When D'Argo got into a fight, he usually won.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would D'Argo lose against a blue barrel like a dumb b***h? No, because he is too busy getting cucked by his own son.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both of them wanted to turn filthy bawds into tradwives, both of them failed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They should have DP'd her together

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              which bawd? jadzia or chaini?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The one that got creampied by both father and son

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a tralk.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol rygel calling her a bawd has been scrubbed from the google machine

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was looking for the gif, its literally been scrubbed but thanks

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're only bawd-shaming her because she's a woman. If a guy fricked a mother and daughter, you'd be calling him chad

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be honest chiana embraces her bawdtiness

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She deeply regretted hurting D'Argo like that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was saying in general

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have the book that encompasses what the first episode would have been after the peacekeeper wars. Chiana is back to fricking D'Argo's son. The plot is about Rygel getting back his rulership. Scorpy is there and everything.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao why are you so butthurt about this? are you a bawd yourself somehow offended by this? chaini had reasons mostly her fricked up as fricked back story doesn't change what she is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are so lost, what are you doing here? you really don't get it at all do you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        as I said

        d'argo is a rage monster when it comes to it but he's hardly disciplined or maintains regular training hate to say it but prime 'ds9' worf would kick his ass

        ds9 worf would destroy d'argo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          DS9 Worf spent more time crying and complaining than he did training, if anything he's probably weaker than TNG Worf

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            he wins almost every fight he gets into, and are you really saying he was more of an emotional wreck then d'argo? I mean really think about what your saying

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He wasn't an emotional wreck, just a huge whiny baby the whole show

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                now i'm confused which one are we talking about?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      d'argo is a rage monster when it comes to it but he's hardly disciplined or maintains regular training hate to say it but prime 'ds9' worf would kick his ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teal'C

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That dude gets shot by the first Peackeeper who sees him driving five miles over the speed limit.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Farscape is a horrible show about torturing pretty blonde girls for shock value. You should all be ashamed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This show has so much S&M shit in it its unreal. It's like I'm watching Totally Spies they're not even being subtle with it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        farscape is really the story of a straight-laced american falling into the pit of the 90s aus rave scene

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyway we can get a 90s sci-fi general going so we can talk about Star Trek, B5, and Farscape all in one thread?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, no star trek, but the others sg-1, b5, farscape bsg its been done many times, its short lived usually but always fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, no star trek, but the others sg-1, b5, farscape bsg its been done many times, its short lived usually but always fun

      What about BSG, T:TSCC, Firefly, Chuck, the X-Files and Twin Peaks? They're all part of the same multiverse, obviously.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok no newbie, it just doesn't work like that, x-files tp, buffy/angel, then the sci-fi one as I said farscape b5 bsg and sg-1, then tscc chuck etc, don't ask me why it is this way but it is

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying Knowle Rohrer isn't John Casey's evil twin brother
          >implying General Briggs isn't General Hammond's civilian codename
          >implying John Dogget isn't the T1000 traveling into a different timeline where he's good

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            look it just doesn't work there is a history here these things have been tried before many times, the grouping I described is the only one that works, and ST is banished from all because of that general

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And General Hammond/Briggs is also Scully's father while Samantha Carter's long-lost sister was a prostitute killed by Skinner's wifecubus.
            It's. All. Connected.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’re all connected sci-fi, but connected by red dwarf, since Ace Rimmer is secretly the protagonist of each one. The Farscape Ace Rimmer was the original Arnold, which is why he joined the closest thing to the space corps and why he’s such a complete basket case
          It was revealed to me in a dream

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ace is a hologram tho i'm beginning to suspect there is something not quite right here, Maldis is that you?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s part of his disguise.
              He just keyed his light bee to blend in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      B5 fans are too haughty about every other series and I say this liking (most) of B5

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When literally almost all of them are better than Babylon 5.

        The main plotstory about vorlons and shadows is fricking lame and you will never convince me otherwise. Watching the actual political, moral, ethical dramas between G'Kar, Londo, Doc Franklin was faaaar more interesting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbf to b5 autists their are some absolute killer scenes i.e a really early one
          >giants walk in the shadows of sigma 957

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh its a great show, and has some amazing moments.

            Gkar's monologue at the end of that episode is awesome.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The main plotstory about vorlons and shadows is fricking lame
          It amounted to nothing and the last season wasn’t necessary
          But yeah the political stuff was better. Earth political stuff was a bit meh though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Be Me
            >Be VorlonShadows
            >Literally all powefu god like aliens
            >all our homies fricked off to explore other dimesnionsgalaxies
            >engage in multiple cataclysmic genocides over the millenia to prove who's root core ideology builds the stronger culture...
            >mfw we get beat by a hairless ape monologuing

            people really think this was clever writing.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              b-but you just described clever writing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                except its not. The vorlons and shadows had the technology to literally re-seed the entire calaxy with new life if they wanted to...

                why the frick would they care that bunch of unruly ant colonies wanted them to frick off...

                why would they suddenly be swayed after millennia of their ideological conflict by one goobers speech and a pathetic attempt at unified front?

                This is like the middle east peace conflict being solved by a pamphlet that says "be cool"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                because they realized that the 'ants' might actually be more then they thought? that they just..maybe...just might one day reach their level, it was a shocking revelation for them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                A shocking realization to the literally ions old god-like beings... that other beings might grow and evolve without them.

                Its said MULTIPLE times in the series, that they look at us like ant colonies, somehow one ant being a preachy newbie sways them? May as well had their hearts grow three times because they heard Christmas carols.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually man's desire to destroy everything that could be a potential threat instead of cultivating it and appreciating the significance of emergent evolution and life and diversity is an explicitly human white masculine heteronormative trait and it stands to reason that a truly omniscient intelligent race would be above such savagery and callousness.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >access to white people is now considered a human right
                ???

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is why no-one likes b5 gays, you have to politicize everything

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have to politicize everything

                And they don't even do it well. I'm surprised this dude didn't compare the Shadows to Trump and Ron Desantis.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol - newbie - except that's not why the vorlons and the shadows ultimately decided to start burning the galaxy to the ground.

                Their justification was that their counterparts influence was becoming to dominant - so the vorlons decided to yeet anyone who worked with the shadows and vice versa.

                Had nothing to do with callousness, savagery or evolution and everything to do with knocking over the other kids sand castles.

                They were petulant children with god-like powers. Lorien all be described them as such.

                Sorry your DEI deflection can frick entirely off.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They became better. They did better.
                Something the human white male hetero cis can never do.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What if they just identify as being better?

                Checkmate bigot.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your entire marxist ideology and modern progressive movement is literally the doctrine and philosophies of woke white males "trying to be better"

                All of it is derived from Foucault, Marx, Hegel, and Butler... non-white wokies are just derivates of a form (Debois, Kendi).

                Whites impersonated jazz and blues; non-whites have to settle with impersonating critical thinking.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me you don't know what derivative means... without telling me you don't know what derivative means.

                Are you trying to convince me marx is moronic or that trannies and fatties are moronic... because I won't disagree with you on either point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your entire marxist ideology and modern progressive movement is literally the doctrine and philosophies of woke white males "trying to be better"

                All of it is derived from Foucault, Marx, Hegel, and Butler... non-white wokies are just derivates of a form (Debois, Kendi).

                Whites impersonated jazz and blues; non-whites have to settle with impersonating critical thinking.

                could you both please frick off with this shit, this is a farscape thread please leave now

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna have to strap a nuke to your heart if you want them to stop

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                well ok then, you should know I have multiple dead man sensors for every anon on my posting machine and a a few anons I haven't heard of

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure the translator microbes got that. You have a fishing bomb?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I stop everything goes saged

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                JANITORS DO YOUR DUTY

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >May as well had their hearts grow three times because they heard Christmas carols.
                yea it was good

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                just imagine you are about to step on an ant colony or spray it with bug spray and one of those ants steps up and talks and begs you to stop, it would blow your fricking mind, and make you think. maybe jut maybe it might take a billion years but maybe they could reach the level of a human, that is fricking shocking.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just imagine you are about to step on an ant colony or spray it with bug spray and one of those ants steps up and talks and begs you to stop, it would blow your fricking mind,

                After literally watching thousands of ant colonies make music, art, literature, statues; expressing all of the varied emotional struggles of life as lower beings?

                They LITERALLY watched all of our social, economic, scientific development happen... and not just humans, but all of the lower races... and not just all of the lower races... all of the lower races from the time when the first ones moved on. We know that at least once before (the first shadow war) that these races have regularly just reset the fricking galaxy.

                >and make you think. maybe jut maybe it might take a billion years but maybe they could reach the level of a human, that is fricking shocking.

                Actually it isn't, we call it evolution and we are watching it in real time. The VorlonsShadows watched it playout numerous times. Yet all of the art, culture, love, politics, cooperation against suffering that they watched over the ions... that didn't convince them that these lesser beings MIGHT become greater...

                it was some hairless ape telling them to get off his lawn.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *sigh* this is why b5gays aren't allowed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is why b5gays aren't allowed

                my god you're right... in rebuking their homosexualry I have become the worst aspects of the monsters they are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure by now you understand that the answer is no. Generals are cancer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't because the troonys gatekeeping the /trek/ general will ruin it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        farscape posters are welcome in stargate threads.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and visa versa, but thats not the point

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an aeryn midriff episode

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit ton of implied (and explicit) fetishy bondage stuff
    >Jim Henson puppets
    >characters cutting off another character's arm
    >main villain is displaced by the hallucinatory hawaiian shirt brain implant version of him
    >crackers
    >big blue breasts
    >"Talyn, starburst"
    >main character is not on a hero's journey or path of redemption but instead goes slowly insane to the point of kamikaze monologuing nuclear terrorism
    >Australians in space
    >cucking your own father
    >bank heists
    >more leather than a Matrix film
    We'll never get anything like it again, will we?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no never, and its really sad, though I suspect Gunn would love to are you a billionare? give him the money he'll do it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOO HAH HOO HAH HOO HAH HOO HAH HOO HAH HOO HAH
      AaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaAAaahhhhhhhhh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, half the wardrobe department came from the Frederic's of Hollywood catalogue...

      Frick I miss the 90's and 00's where normies hadn't ruined everything.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Farscape is an Australian Isekai

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s such a comfy concept wish more shows took it
      Modern human man ending up in a fantasy or scifi setting or in the past

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      please take your cartoons and frick off

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        please take your cartoon shit and frick off no-one knows or cares what you mean ITT, why do I know you are talking about some jap cartoon? because that what random odd jap phrases like this always mean, do you understand we have no idea what the frick you are talking about, LEAVE

        Yeah anon - frick your cartoons we are here to discuss a show who's best characters are literally fricking Muppets

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly now take your cartoons and frick off we are talking about based muppets

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough Australia seems to have a knack for live action isekai.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        please take your cartoon shit and frick off no-one knows or cares what you mean ITT, why do I know you are talking about some jap cartoon? because that what random odd jap phrases like this always mean, do you understand we have no idea what the frick you are talking about, LEAVE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          methinks anon-sama ooki kawaii too much

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Somebody seems upset

            >seems
            are you incapable of missing basic social ques? I am upset. Frick off kid, its fish out of water not w/e your homosexualty jap phrasing is

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not fish out of water it's literally falling into a portal into another world, where you become super important, it's an isekai tbh.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon did you know that Japan and Australia are only one time-zone apart? They're basically the same place, culturally.

                no shit homosexuals now leave

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isekai is cringey because of its tacky anime association but it would be nice to have a term for it
                Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s court inspired is too long

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s court inspired is too long
                well we'd call it A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court-core
                You could abbreviate it
                A 'onneticut 'ankee 'n 'ing 'rthur's 'ourt 'ore
                or AOANIROO

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon did you know that Japan and Australia are only one time-zone apart? They're basically the same place, culturally.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          please take your cartoons and frick off

          Somebody seems upset

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just looked up this jap word, its fish out of water, not w/e the frick the japs renamed it as, and the concept existed long before those monkeys starting making shitty cartoons or anything really

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Martin Lawrence's Black Knight is Black Isekai

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and that movie with whoopie goldberg conning people into being a witch also.
      What is it with whoopie goldberg movies and her playing a fraud anyway? Is it because she pretended to be israeli?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually because she's an Abo pretending to be black, like Bishop from X-Men. Her real name's Woolloon Gabbaberg.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That explains the gas

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just posting it yet again because sometimes it kills me that some anons skipped the ep

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    test post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome back anon your ban has ended and now your parole begins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you're SAT-AN! I won't forget your name! I won't forget you! Anonymous 60666!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          well frick, go watch lexx now as satan I demand it of you, all of it especially s2, suffer as we all have

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Scorpius have a big old Scarran barbed penis? Asking for my fanfic.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 3 is the best season but Farscape is such a trip just watch the whole thing, no ragrets

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peacekeeper wars is good, but we should have gotten a season five. I suspect it would have been a little bit of a let down as all last seasons are... but we should have gotten it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        aye

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 4 and the Peacekeeper Wars are still really good, but they're a real comedown after; "Talyn... starburst."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its just too damn good, once you get to godteir no matter how well you do its all downhill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzEbxHKWGQE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol just realized I posted wrong clip

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Because you lack imagination?"
          This is peak Crichton.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss all the fake words

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder Chani fricked adolescent John

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why Australia? Is it just cheap to film there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because jim hensons company basically moved here, also you could only make something as pure kino as this here at time time, god knows where if anywhere you could make it now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here
        Go to bed. You need sleep.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, I'll go to bed when it it time stop being such an autist about these things, its almost like you think crackers matter

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Crackers don't matter!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Humans are superior

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would cost more to do a single season of something of this scope then 10 seasons of some other cheap crap. The age of kino has closed but it's warmth can still be felt. The last huruh for stuff like this might be something like Defiance and that was mid compared to star gate and farscape.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          aye, damn shame today's nonsense is nothing but...

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did D'argo absolutely dirty in the last seasons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who is making these?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A true fren

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, but I'm still missing a Jool, an Aeryn and an 1812.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            their was an 1812, but I didn't save it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tragic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw light causes you to cool
                I'd give her some vitamin d

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I meant to type coom but it autocorrected to cool. That's so uncoom.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i am not at will never save this one btw because zhaan is too pure for an apu

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          a good and honest anon, a true fren

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A drawgay took requests a few months ago

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Mass Effect get away with stealing everything from Farscape?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if anything more developers should steal from farscape
      I want a farscape-like crpg

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did Mass Effect get away with stealing everything from Farscape?

        I think a Farscape Mass Effect clone would be perfect
        >most of the actors are still alive to do VA work
        >could just remake the series with a few different choices;
        >could pick PK tech girl over Aeryn, side with the Peacekeepers, go a different route as the other Crichton, stuff like that
        >or do a customizable IASA astronaut put in the same setting with different but similar characters

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >could pick PK tech girl over Aeryn
          how about no you fricking homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            how about yes
            might even look into doing it as a mod for Starfield

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              it would be fanfricking tastic if done right no question

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s that weirdly well done Half Life 2 mod for Farscape
                It’s only a short mission and it’s in French but it’s still well done the Moya map

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea I know, now whoever is posting random Cinemaphile shit needs to fricking leave, I posted that for a reason, this is a live action show you want to post claudia go nuts, you want to post some cgi abomination, do it elsewhere.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mass effect clone
          >side with the Peacekeepers
          lol good joke very funny

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            best israeliteess that I would breed before sending to the gas chamber.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            My Queen

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              missing the actual good one

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              missing the actual good one

              do you think you could head on back to w/e shitty thread you kids came from ? thanks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Farscape CRPG is my dream game. That season 1 episode where they go to a farmer planet where the crop is used to make peacekeeper weapons is such a perfect CRPG vibe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What ever do you mean?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best part is this doesn't even cover all of it. They blatantly ripped stuff like the Rachni Queen from Farscape too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know everyone did right? both Joss and Gunn said they stole from farscape, and sure b7 but really everyone knows they stole from farscape

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 50% Farscape, 30% Babylon 5, and 20% Battlestar Galactica

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >farscape thread
    pfffft.... my boy scorpi.... he just needed more time.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wat? no really frick off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      why are you ITT? you don't belong here back to Cinemaphile with you you utter pleb homosexual, no-one cares about your cgi monstrosities

      The character in the game is voiced by Claudia Black it's another role the actress did chill.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop posting cgi shit in a farscape thread

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't break any rules, crybaby.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not about rules its about decency stop posting cartoons

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know nothing about decency or punctuation.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? I don't see anyone posting Vala do I? or idk pitch black character, why would you think posting some cgi thing she voiced is acceptable is beyond me. Posting Vala is acceptable btw

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because she has a habit for playing really b***hy tsundere women and it's funny?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            so post her, not some cartoon she voiced

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go ruin a Barbie thread, butthole.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why are you ITT? you don't belong here back to Cinemaphile with you you utter pleb homosexual, no-one cares about your cgi monstrosities

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the dumbass going apeshit itt makes me want to start posting cgi shit just to annoy him tee-bee-h

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually played Dragon Age first and then watched Farscape later. Her voice is pure sex.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post in particular made me feel extremely melancholy-nostalgic about Farscape

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She uses her real voice in Pitch Black, and it is... jarring.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle 3 parter and the 3 parter at the end of that season is fantastic. Stick with it frater.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyway getting back on track did the bawd really do anything wrong?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. She's an incredible character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean other than cheating on a man with his own son?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there we go

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was fine. She gives good value.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't she also spread nebari space aids to hundreds of people

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >at this point John had only slept with Aeryn one (1) time and it was over a cycle ago
          poor guy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            hadn't the adventure on drug world where d'argo and john made up the most ludicrous story ever already happen at that point? i'm sure they both got laid many many many times durig that 'escapade' i.e drug fulled binge

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no that was the next season, after D'Argo and Chiana had already broken up. Starring Ben Browder's wife as Raxil. Great episode

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah ok been a while, poor johns at least the other got his time in before the lets throw the sun at the dreadnought

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was a funny way to do a cliffhanger for a season finale.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the princess 3 parter is the gold fricking standard

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look at the Princess is the peak of the series, wish sexy disruptor agent showed up more often

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                correct and I wish she showed up more too

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Body swap episodes have been done to death but Out of Their Minds is probably the best of the best of those.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                aryen aka john checking out her boobs is just so damn good, also the
                >well yea of course I did, you?
                >yea

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    never seen it
    they come out with a 4k rip yet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not unless someone has a few 10's of millions to completely rerender the external shots.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll check under the couch cushions for it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not unless someone has a few 10's of millions to completely rerender the external shots.

      I'll check under the couch cushions for it.

      There was an AI 4k upscale in youtube, but it was taken down a few months ago.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw someone mention this show is the dark crystal thread, how is it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you like serialized sci-fi, pretty high up there. Even the weakest episodes are better than most contemporary shows that were in syndication.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      best scifi show ever, though my taste may be bad since I also like firefly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely insane and undeniable kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ooooh, a Farscape/Dark Crystal crossover episode would be GOAT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        already happened

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy c**t. Must have a mad pussy though.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I miss the wacky one-off episodes
    Keep watching

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    best stupid fun eps? for me its
    >john and D'argo get kicked of moy and go on a drug fulled binge
    >the princess
    >crackers don't matter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we'd gotten more eps with Rygel and Stark being stuck with each other. They had a funny dynamic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the moment Rygel and Stark realized they'd be roommates was gold
        >your side my side your side my side
        >shut up stark...oh damn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the bank job 2 parter because it's both wacky one off and storyline moving.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liars, Guns and Money, its fantastic, John and D'argo in the center of it at the end is fun as all frick, that shootout is both ridiculous and amazing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think as an Australian one important thing to take away from this show is Australians in space would be a terrible fricking idea, unless you run into a light eating monster in which case Australians are superior

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that slightly bothered me was an unresolved line from S4E11 unrealized reality when John meets Einstein.

    After going through all that shit Einstein says something along lines of the elasticity of time and that it's not as fragile you might think, that events have a way of "fixing" themselves.
    This was exactly what Harvey said in a previous season, and John shouts HARVEY KNEW, SCORPIUS KNEW which implies that Scorpius also met Einstein.

    This is then never followed up on. What was up with that? Any ideas?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh no its just that scorpy had been researching and hunting for this for ages, so yes he did kinda 'know' or he suspected, it doesn't mean in the slightest that he ever had contact with the superior race until he met John

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Einstein and Harvey said the exact same sentence, word for word.
        I understood this as an implication that Scorpius was somehow aware of Einstein, or perhaps even met him in some form.
        Crichton shouting HARVEY KNEW SCORPIUS KNEW places even further importance on that, like it should be a big deal (and I guess it is).
        But then they do absolutely nothing with this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes he knew but it was just that he arrived at the exact same conclusion thats how I always took it anyway.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the show was going to continue it was going to go the route of Team Moya(and Scorpius) being the cause of the wormhole that led Crichton to Moya in episode 1.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this something the writers mentioned after the show in some interview?
        Because now that I think about it, it does make a lot of sense.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been catching it on comet, its pretty good

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the blue b***h was his favorite character
    beyond tasteless

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO FRICK YOU, that big beautiful blue b***h was the best, not OP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Pilot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw my friends cut off my arm because space mengele told them to

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this weird creepy rat man said he can find my home planet if I just mutilate one of my friends
            >could he be lying? nahhhhh

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            its just one arm she has a lot, the peacekeepers actually did malicious harm, the crew where just having a bad trip and did it for the lulz. Look a solid spaceacid trip is all in good fun until someone loses an arm, accidents happen.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal Looney tunes
      >Not even the craziest episode

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a farscape thread
    >300+ posts
    >i'm late

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel

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