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Choo choo
I drank the warm milk. I'm sleepy right now.
>I drank the ayahuasca
i det this with any dairy product, better than sleeping pills
lactose-intollorant "people" have it hard
>I'm bloated and farty right now.
I opened my 2nd pilsner, shitting now then drinking it. Its only 5pm on saturday. The night is young.
Now m about done with 4 and its time for dinner.
My mom called me to ask how I was doing. I got her up to speed and was midway when she interrupted me and said: " We're going out, so I'm going to have to leave you." I said:"What do you mean, you called me you tit!" and I heard someone laughing in the background. Apparently, I was on speaker, even though I've spoken to her several times about this and said I didn't ever wanted to be put on speaker when I'm talking to her.
She clearly disregards my feelings. I just felt good when I heard someone laughing in the background when I called her a tit on speaker.
That's fine. She put you on speaker because she wanted the other people to hear. In a positive way.
She puts everyone on speaker. I told her when we are talking on the phone, I am talking to her. I don't need an audience. When I go to her place, I am privy to the entire conversation of the people she's talking to. And the other person often does not know that. I've tried to make it clear to her that that's disrespectful. It's just old people I guess. I'm done argueing with it.
My dad does this, but at least he has the decency to say outright who else is in the room. I suppose in his mind it's a compromise between not being rude in walking out while with people and wanting to talk. I'm used to it and I just tell him to call me when he's alone when needed.
She has these long ass conversations and it makes me uncomfortable when I want to go and take a piss or cough, making the caller aware that there is another person in the room. I should just say: "Hey, I'm here" making the caller aware that it's a public situation instead of a private phonecall. It bugs me. She's being disrespectful. Then again, her and my stepfather take calls in the car all the time. It's like a goddamn public conference. Maybe they genuinely can't make the distinction. Or maybe it's me, who doesn't get with the times.
You gonna cry about it?
I'm doing it. Well, not crying actually because I'm a man. But in the most figurative of senses, as in, I am sharing my emotions. This is good. Sharing emotions. I feel relieved. I've got some eggies on the boilah. chickies on the heatah. Watah over the ol' ovaries.
The guy that said it's fine to put you on speaker here...before I knew she does that to everyone.
But, there's like a million hints to send hints that it seems like a stupid idea too. Confront a bit.
Soon to be DRUK druk checking in
Cheers brother get druk as you ike
I don't like to DRUK until 10pm or later, just myself pretending I have control of the DRUK
I used to get blackout druk before 10pm so that I could wake up early enough to get ready for work, but thankfully that's behind me.
I worked second shift for years and wouldn't be able to DRUK sometimes until like 2am. Now I'm still in the habit. I prefer it later for some reason too
What I meant is that I quit. Now i can blackout whenever I want
That don't make no damn sense boy
Soon
Just a lil drinky poo
>Decided to quit my daily drinking and tobacco
>10 days in
>Relapsed today
It's so hard, bros. Luckily, I didn't feel so good and only drank 2.5 lts and smoked 4 cigarettes. I
You can do it. Good job on the days you did put together.
you were supposed to go all out on mardi gras and give it up for lent
dummy
Every day you defeat the demon is an accomplishment, anon. I managed 116 days before I fell off for a bit in January. Am now another 3 weeks sober, and planning to keep it going. It has been very hard at times, but the more I have gotten used to fighting the urge, the easier it has become to win. I wish you and all our sick brothers in these threads a speedy recovery
>he's a loner ex-star cop
>drinks Lone Star
kinô
Is Lone Star a real beer? How is it?
good
it's a pretty standard macro lager, doesn't have that weird aftertaste that bud heavy does. it's smooth. it needs to be ice cold though, tastes bad when even lukewarm
Single druk anons, aren't you afraid of becoming an alcoholic? Who is gonna take care of you when your body says enough is enough?
I guess I'll just die in a puddle of vomit and shit
I already know I am. You just have to take breaks and you will DRUK for years hopefully
>becoming an alcoholic
>becoming
Where do you think you are?
Im not single
>Im not single
Checked. Well, yeah, tell your boyfriend about it.
I hope the Lord comes and takes me in the most gracious way that he can. I dread the thought that someone would have to take care of me. If I die facedown in the bog with my pants down and shit all over my brand new Nikes so be it.
Well I’ll probly stop by the rope store and the rickety stool store on the way back from the liquor store I reckon
If I get chirrosis or whatever, I'll just blow my brains out
it's fascinating once you realise everything normies do comes from the simple fear that they need someone to look after them when they're old. i'm gonna die alone anyway so who gives a frick? i'll buy some adult diapers and throw empty bottles at all the non-whites who destroyed my neighbourhood.
I got a shotgun and a slug ready for whetever dementia, alzheimer or whatever other bullshit incurable illness kicks in
I'll be damned if I rope in some poor sod into caring about a demented old frick, let alone family member
I DID THE HOMOPHOBIA
What did he do that was so bad? Frick this gay ass movie
>Do anal spray for 8 days
>No I can't breath
Wtf can i do?
*Nasal spray
Breathe*
My mate's gotten this cheap substitute for coke and he treats me to it every time, just because it's dirt cheap. I think it's 'Speed'. The crystals are way too fricking big, it doesn't give you an initial rush and all you do is stay awake for a long time. It's like coke but worse. My nose bugs me two to three days after. When I'm under the shower, it clears my nose.
I refused last time. It's just garbage. Might as well be snorting kitchen salt. If that's what speed is, it's shit. I'd rather do a line of coke, which is a dirty drug on its own.
speed is incredibly euphoric so i dont know what the frick youre snorting but that was a good idea to stop
I love these fricking threads.
>anon gets a meth addiction
you have severe ADHD because you described what happens to those types when they are given amphetamine
Its probably crushed Adderall or shitty meth
>Meth
>No initial rush
Time to stop using stimulants for a while.
I do anal spray w/ ur mom
>anal spray
kinky
>Do anal spray for 8 days
>Do anal spray
>Do anal spray for 8 days
Speaking of anal spray, i squirted a mixture of water and speed up my bum a few hours ago and i'm fricking FAST right now. Apparently your body takes up a higher percentage of the drug this way compared to snorting plus it seems to hit faster.
you're boofing speed. the plane was inverted and you're boofing speed
I thought boofing meant inhaling gases to get high. You learn something new every day.
thats huffing you moronic child.
Duel DRUK threads! Very nice
This the thread?
What do you think?
We doing it?
we are so back
Of course.
Those faces were appropriate. That is BAD shit to be doing in HS or college. I didn't hit that level until my 30s. Got 7 years sober now. Poor guy. And spiced?way worse hangover!
most reddit comment in days. just disgusting
What's bent the straw for? Lets in air to push the booze down faster or something?
Ventilation so he can drink it faster.
how druk would that get you?
Black out hammered and alcohol poisoning
Depends on tolerance. Chugging a pint like that is pretty hardcore.
I've chugged 1/2 a pint before. I was only 22 and slowly building up my endurance at that point so I took it like a champ.
I watched a dude drink a pint of Mr Boston vodka in about 20 seconds. He ended up trying to assault me and my girlfriend in our apartment on a different occasion. He was a dangerous person and hopefully in prison
Extremely, regardless of who you are
That much that fast is blackout tier. Guys always go on about how much they drink but its over a longer period of time than taking it all at once
Probably blackout drunk unless he had a huge dinner right beforehand. Then just awkwardly drunk.
amateur
I'm druk and from a druk thread far way
LETS
FRICKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this the thread?
Its time
I live an entirely different life in dreams when I come down, I sometimes forget what's real. I once drove back from work to a different building sure I live there.
Thats literally an effect of drinking, drinking supresses your dream sleep and eventually it spills over into you being awake
Sure, but the dream sequence only comes back when I'm starting a break. It's also pretty well structured I could talk and talk about it. The worst thing is like you mentioned, when I can't tell what's a real memory and which came from one of the dreams.
For me, its Trees Lounge.
Nice! That and Barfly are my faves
don't do it bros
At least you had a few Dr. Peppers
nice, I'm just getting started myself
literally just one trash bag and a mop away from looking fine. get on my level.
is that blood on the right?
i think it's wine, it's an old photo
You have it nicer than I do
they're old photos from my beer days
Use your bin you fricking lazy frick
literally just buy a trash bag you fricking moron
>smoking by the pc
i've had similar bottle setups, but I still go out for cigs. one of few last barriers left i guess.
>red label
My condolences.
we have connoisseur over here, your boyfriend puts you on the rocks?
Red label tastes like gasoline and isn't even that cheap, you can get better for the price
>red label
I would get a handle of this a week during covid when I lived with my parents, staying up to 3am playing rocket league
If you're drinking that much of something you should just buy handles. It's cheaper.
buying the 750 ml avoids the shame of buying a handle of whiskey from the cashier, though
if you still feel shame you're not truely drukking it
for me its cheeky 375 of brandy. no one calls you a boozehound for that
I'm sure they see DRUKS all the time, who gives a frick anyway. Frick em
I like how you have a board to put your 'to do' list on. Ain't no shame, I've been there.
I don't think this is that bad. It is chaotic, but you can invest 1h in it and it will be presentable. Chaos only becomes a problem if it reaches a point where it controls you instead of the other way round. If a friend or someone from your family asks you if he can come over because he needs to talk about something and you have to say no because you just cant get rid of the trash in time, thats a problem. Pic related is just "meh didnt feel like cleaning for a while". That is part of the benefit of living alone, that you dont have to pretend some dirty cloth and a few cans of beer would be a catastrophy., wait a sec I'll show what I mean....
There, thats how I found my gaming room half an hour ago when I woke up. Bad quality photo but there are two bottels of beer and a bottle of whiskey on the right table. The room is chaotic like the one he posted. But thats no problem at all.
frick I need to do laundry, wash dishes, make my bed and refold all my clothes. or I can drink some moreand keep watching tv.
Just take a break and do simple chores then continue being a loser, but at least you'll be a tidy loser. I always feel better if my environment is at least not a mess. Fung sweigh or something. At least the denial of order can at least you feel like you have control
>all the light blocked out
he's just like me
chad canstacker
Not that bad. Here's mine...It's gotten much worse since then. I lost my phone.
>Learn to Fly
7 months sober now. Feels so fricking good. Never going back.
Based sober friend. Don't worry, we'll drink for you.
Good for you now be self righteous somewhere else coward
This would take like five minutes to clean up you lazy frick.
>I'm high right now.
Really trying to kick this weed "habit", I'm wasting way too much time. Should I just go cold turkey?
>Should I just go cold turkey?
Do you feel like you couldn't stop at any time?
I can for short stretches that I'm trying to make longer. My whole issue is that I broke my rule "no weed during the week" and now it's every day. I'm making slow progress and wondering if it's better to just quit completely.
last year I did a month of doing weed every day
fun times, now I do it just in the weekends
where did all the alcohol come from?
wageslaving right now I have a couple shooter bottles of fireball in my pocket and a pint of whiskey in my backpack
WE won druk kings
but at what cost?
If i take that off would you die?
it would cause extreme shakes
You're a druk fellow
>I mean
Reddit is down the hall to the left.
vodka mixer of choice?
water, tea or beer, I'm a simple man
>smoke sativa and bask in the holiness of God
>vape
kys
Schizo Robby?
More like horniness
at least ur reading anon
Imagine not wanting to bask in the holiness of your Creator
can't
I am using my dry vape while posting and your post is insanely gay.
BEEF WELLINGTON for dinner. never stop growing and developing yourself and those around you <3
the plane was inverted pops? ive got experience in the matter, im the protagonist after all
I fricking hate drinking and have for atleast 2 years now and yet i drink every single weekend without fail. i feel like i have gone insane
DRUK IS PATHETIC
yes and
fellow druk chads, anyone else think Gillian Anderson is a babe? also how to make webms?
Yowzas in my trowsas
Hotter now
/ourmilf/
webm for lazys
https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/
>for lazys
cringe
i'm more a christina hendricks coomer tbh. for as long as i've been alive i've been fascinated with big breasts
Drukbro, explain breasts to me. I'm an ass man, and aside from a few examples IRL of thinking "wow nice breasts", I just don't see the appeal.
they feel great in the hand. you can slap them, squeeze them, rub your face in them, they have nips you can suck on.. they're just the best
literally me but inverted. ive no idea whats erotic about butts. theyre not sex characteristics. theyre even allowed on daytime tv and stuff. what gives.
She's the goat, for me
DRUK
WE are?
Oh yeah
Exyrlemrly druk
DRUK
is the movie any good? I've never seen Flight or Druk
Flight is a good movie that is even better if you get what hes going through
i drink everyday but I can't relate to him.
I am sad
nice digits. have a drink on me
I DONT WANT TO DRINK ANYMORE FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
Can anyone else pinpoint the exact moment their life took a turn for the worse?
for me
>memorial day ten years ago
you have to drink. drinking is required.
Oh man its like an endless series of things getting worse. There's a few bullets I've managed to dodge by almost sheer luck like not getting recruited in Scientology by by dad at age 9 or something but that should tell you how early the deck was stacked against me.
theres a scientology place a couple miles from my apartment. Why does everyone hate them so much?
Its literally just a giant scam and they basically ruin your life if you try to leave. When you join you basically get fairly basic life coaching advice that works fairly well but then they start charging more and more for the courses but they give out free ones if you do some work but all they really do is write it up as a debt they expect you to pay back if you leave. Meanwhile you're regularly being audited, basically just a process where they expect you to tell them all your secret so that they can use them against you if you leave. If they find out you're talking to people about how they should leave they label you a supressive person and that basically means calling up your boss and stating that they're a private investigator that's calling about an employee that's trying to suppress their religious freedoms and so on. There's cases where members have been kidnapped and died because the other members have absurd ideas about how health works so they lock people up and just expect them to do the scientology version of praying the sickness away. If you misbehave as well they send you to an old cruise ship that is almost constantly out on international waters and its just derelict and filled with abestos and of course scientology has a thing about being able to unlock magical powers so you have to play along with the charade if some higher up pretends that he can read your mind or some bullshit.
Before they became tax exempt they were doing shit like infiltrating the IRS and FBI as well.
>If you misbehave as well they send you to an old cruise ship that is almost constantly out on international waters and its just derelict and filled with abestos
You had me at the start, I got confused in the middle but this last part is bullshit man.
You typed all that? Damn youre a fricking loser lmao
post the hottie he was fricking at the beginning of the movie
>62 days sober
Life is slightly less fun but infinitely easier to handle
WHAT A LIFE
Awwwwwwww little losers playing pretend on the Cinemaphile on a saturday night. Really cringe and really pathetic.
>he said calmly
DRUK
WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET
what is this from?
True Detective S2
He's literally me.
i wish i had some coke right now.
Until your up until noon the next day peaking through the blinds and fiending while your heart throbs out of your chest and you begin a money sucking habit
No dude. I do my drugs in a safe manner and I have a job.
What does having a job have to do with it being a money sucking habit, coke is great but I don't care who you are you will fiend for more and spend more and get into sketchy situations for more
I buy my drugs from the internet and I only do coke three times a year. I'll be okay
Huh, well then that sounds like kind of a perfect situation tbh. I just know from past experience it becomes a habit quick especially if you DRUK.
fair enough. I'm not druk either, I drink a few times a week
exhibt B for Big Bouncy Breasts
Is this one of the 3 times a year you gettin yacked up non DRUK bro?
nah tonight is for beers, xfiles and comfy posting
Fair enough. You get pure stuff online? If I could get some fishscale I would risk my abstinence from it.
no. everything is being cut with an antiparasitic that you can't clean even with an ethanol wash. So either the drug cartels took the worm pill or they are corrupt and selling dirty product. only time will tell.
So its not potent then? Just cook it into crack then homie. Thats actually what I would end up doing. I preferred smoking it which definitely heightens the addictiveness of it but is better I know crackhead blah blah
homie you're literally a crack head.
Try smoking it next time and check back. Same drug you just smoke instead of snort pussy
Just thought that was a perk from getting it through the web is that its pure or really close to it
even the super clean stuff fails the reagent test for the antiparasitic. pretty sure the big cartels are cutting it.
i'm not smoking crack bro. I do coke because I think it makes me look cool. I even use those disposable shaving razors.
So they cut it with that so the shipment doesn't get parasites? Or it sits around in a warehouse or somewhere for how ever long until they can export it? Or just profitable to use? Idk just curious
no bro. cocaine is a salt. it doesn't get worms.
go to the /x/ achives to understand the worm pill, to difficult to explain
>God
You mean that ancient sumerian trickster demon that the Yacobites adopted and renamed as Yahweh?
I didn't write the text anon, Its the only image I have of the spooky happenings at the UN. but theres no reason to infer that god is referring to the desert religions. it's a broad term
reddit
If its not profitable for them to put that in to cut or avoid contamination from something then I think its schizo territory personally. I mean if you get it and its shiny and rocked up and makes your whole face go numb after a bump then you got that real shit
they make more money. they're cutting the drug with something that has no smell or taste or effect. so you still are getting coke, in it's pure form, but every other coke molecule is sitting next to a antiparasitic molecule. I am druk now and bad at chemistry but you shoulld understand now
Huh fascinating, I get it
It kind of proves my point though you cook it up and smoke dat actual coke. One good thing about cooking it is you just get the drug and not the laxatives, antiparasitic shit maybe even fentanyl. So kids Cook your coke into crack and its healthier. Your welcome folks
Thanks for the candidness of your information again. I swear I won't share this with the authorities. Just kidding frick the homosexual police. I'm DRUK about to eat a turkey burger and call it a day. God speed you fricking homosexuals
Both lidocaine or benzocaine could be added to numb your face, you numbskull.
I had a buddy that got acid shipped to his house, it was legit. He bought a ten strip and gave me 2.
Yeah though smoking it really turns you into a piece of shit. Thanks though I won't look into getting some if it's not super strong pure shit
yeah. eventually they become a slave to more. Will do anything for the next hit. Drug users who deny this are blind
I have so many drunk stories.
I got drunk around hamburg and fricked hookers in the reperbahn with a huge black dude from my college.
I got drunk at the team obama 2008 victory celebration election night in grant park chicago with mike jordan and jim cauley, still have the credential.
I got drunk off a $1000 mint julep at millionaires row at the kentucky derby still got the wristband.
I got drunk and high on my wedding night on a sailboat in the caribbean.
I got drunk with Foxxy at his Jost Van Dyke bar in the BVI.
I got drunk in Iowa City when Iowas football team was in the rose bowl and got fricking stomped on and we left before it got too ugly.
I got drunk at the Exit metal bar/bdsm club in chicago.
I got drunk at Harvards commencement afterparty.
I go to a music festival and get drunk once a year with my best friends for the past decade.
I need to stop drinking because real life requires more and more from you as you get older, but as I get older my goals will become drinking and playing with model trains in my basement.
Awwwwwwww a little b***h playing pretend on the Cinemaphile.
You typed all that fiction? lol your life is trash.
Post a pic of the inside of your home. I want to laugh.
his name
>barack obama
You cringe dorks dont even drink
>get druk
>just relaxing, perfectly calm
>stub my toe, go from 0 to 100 and throw shit around the house
LET THE LIQUER DO THE THINKING
how do I know if I'm an alcoholic? I usually drink alone once a week at best and only have a couple of beers or a couple glasses of wine
though, friends are concerned about me and they all think i'm an alchy because I have a beer with them every time I go out to eat, like once a week as well
They think you're a DRUK because you DRUK alone probably. They suck frick them. Just gossipy friends that scrutinize everyone for anything they think isn't normal. Do what you want.
are you friends with mormons? if youre telling the truth thats healthy
i mean the safe house was compromised
>the lining of my stomach is pretty much shot from daily alcohol abuse for years
>order spicy kung pao chicken
ngmi bros
DRUK
Me DRUK
I'm Norman
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Good night, druk chads
good night but just be careful when you go to sleep. Becasue you might wake up in....THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Its not over yet I haven't puked yet
DRUK
Long live the DRUK! Give us this fleeting glory you cum guzzling jannie fricks!
I miss drinking. I got gout a few years ago and the pain was so intense that in scared to drink now. I know I can have alcohol once in a while but drinking enough to get drunk in a night already makes my foot tighten. God I miss getting drunk
Been getting wrecked on vodka daily for years now. Currently on day four of cold-turkey. Not trying to quit, just pumping the brakes for health and money's sake.
Every other time I've tried to take time off it's been nothing but hot-and-cold sweats while trying to find sleep that never comes.
This time has been alright. Im quite surprised.
I'd been sober a year...then 3 month everyday mostly vodka bender....like 80 hours in and I still haven't sleep. Starting to feel crazy. Shakes and sweating has stopped though. And the first 36 hours or so I was literally dry heaving or throwing up every 3 mins...hell on earth. At least that part is over
> tfw Australian and would probably be dead from alcohol poisoning if it wasn't so god damn expensive here
>Woke up in my own vomit again
I need to stopt this shit
Me too
Happened to me Tuesday morning and I felt like worthless shit trash all week. Obviously I made myself feel better by drinking. Friday morning I woke up on the floor in my bathroom, so at least I'm learning.
>spent 170 quid drinking in the city last night
haha whoops!
You could have gotten druk at home for £20
At least you got laid
How can you guys drink so much without getting tree-roots tier hemorriods?
who said i didn't
>got laid off late january
>got drunk every single day through february
>haven't had any in 3 days
>can't sleep at night and my fingers are still shaking
so that was my longest bender ever, how long does this typically last?
t. 27 years old
I preferred the old DRUK threads when it was just about drinking and not infested with drug addicts
> the druk thread didn't get posted until Saturday night
Where were you homosexuals on Thursday when I was getting black out drunk alone? Don't tell me you're a bunch of larpers that only drink on the weekends...