>I mean, they keep harping on and on about "stuffed them in the oil tanks" "just shoved them in the oil tanks" oil tanks, oil tanks, oil tanks, like what does it matter where I put them I choked them to death already give me a break. They gotta go somewhere
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home listening to Metallica
dubs right here
you almost had it
no he didn’t
oh yes let's argue about the subjectivities of "almost having dubs" you dumb frick sperg sped tismatic spectrum screecher
regardless of whether you’re angry he was 10 posts off from dubs, that’s a far cry. I guess if he was going for quads. Plain ol’ dubs he was only 3 posts away.
in the tank!
>I'm just saying, I could have put them anywhere, but the oil tank was the most logical solution, and obviously if I hadn't called my life line I would have been a millionaire, but you just had to keep meddling, you kids, and that dog
>I mean where else could I have put them, do you have any idea how far it is to the nearest volcano?
Why did he do it?
I dunno check out the chris watts movie on lifetime he did it for the bussy i think
Feeling utterly trapped with a woman he hated. He knew that even if he seperated that she would be a huge part of his life because of the kids. He also wouldn't be able to convincingly introduce the other woman without his ex wife knowing he cheated on her. Instead of dealing with the hardship he killed his wife and young daughters.
yeah really bad case of "tard married a girl he really shouldn't have" see it all the time
Chris defenders will type up huge sob stories about how he was trapped by his wife and his wife was abusive towards the kids and then just omit or downplay the part where he also killed his daughters and crunched them into oil barrels
complete homosexual. I hope some Black person beats the shit out of him in prison
>i feel trapped! better commit homicide on my family and become trapped in a prison instead.
dude just move abroad. you dont have to pay alimony if the legal system cant find you.
I mean, what else can you do if you've made that mistake? People write tossed off ideas like 'just leave the country'. You have to make a living. You have to get a visa and all that it's not just frickin 'leave the country' into the sunset. Moreover, you're still not free because they will live in your head with you - knowing they're somewhere in the world, suffering because you're not providing.
They threw assault chicken nuggets at him, what was he supposed to do?
>do you seriously want me to dig a grave when i can fit these babies in these fine, Anadarko petroleum tanks?
Ass druk
the tanks fit human beings if they're small, but the larger ones you have to dig a grave
'tallica
he was so blackout drunk on ass that he didnt even think about the GPS being on in the car, he should have received a further ticket for driving under the influence of cheeks
you're not funny. you're reddit
Why do trannies get so mad about Chris Watts posting?
god i love this meme. it always makes me laugh, without fail.
His wife refused to open the poop chute. She brought it on herself.
cornhole crazed
butthole boogie
He didn't. His wife killed the children, he killed her in revenge and then he was framed for a triple homicide.
>Why did he do it?
He wanted to ditch his wife so he could frick his mistress, but he didn't want to divorce her for two reasons:
1) He was obsessed with maintaining a 'good guy' image for his friends and family, and he knew that leaving his pregnant wife and his two young kids behind so he could frick his work colleague would've ruined that beyond repair. You can see this in his police interrogation, he only starts crying when he realises that it would only be a matter of time before people at his workplace found out about what he did
2) He and the wife were approaching bankruptcy because of their horrible spending habits(multiple maxed out credit cards, two cars and a McMansion even though the wife didn't have a real job, etc.), and having to pay alimony + child support on top of that would've ruined him
Still no excuse for killing them, though
Im not a Chris defender but I really don't like how documentaries on the murders pretend like her MLM shit was totally a legitimate job and she was a bossbabe bringing in a solid income
>He and the wife were approaching bankruptcy because of their horrible spending habits(multiple maxed out credit cards, two cars and a McMansion even though the wife didn't have a real job, etc.), and having to pay alimony + child support on top of that would've ruined him
Why do people buy shit that they know they cant afford?
No self control + society that glorifies instant gratification
Many such cases
Specifically for the Watt’s
>Chris was a fat loser before getting Cinemaphile and believed Shannon was well out of his league and he could only keep her by supplying her with big expensive things
>Shannon was an unfulfilled housewife with no job and zero aspirations who filled that gaping hole of worthlessness with material goods and facebook likes
Also they were both moronic.
He was a caveman brain moron. Many such cases in the modern world. Basically underdeveloped humans wired for a more primitive time, they are pushed along through life without being equipped to actually handle it. They usually end up in prison for some stupid caveman tier crime, like violent rape or murder.
There’s a secret calculator app? Neat!
How did he have the forethought to conceal something as trivial as nudes with a fricking false calculator app but he couldn't think of a better murder alibi than "ah jeez dude I sure miss my family, hope they come home and stuff soon and stuff haha"
he had no time to form a plan because he didn't count on one of his wife's friend realizing something was terribly wrong just because she stopped posting on social media for like 2 hours
>pictures of nude Ms Kessinger
WHERE ARE THEY
They must be securely kept hidden behind lock and key for they are too dangerous. If certain men were to gaze upon these images, they would lose all control, and murder their families as well to seek out Ms Kessinger.
but it's our constitutional right to see them
Self defense. Would you risk getting a welt on your eyeball from a flying chicken nugget? That could result in not being able to do is complicated oil refinery job and he could have lost his house. Guy was completely in the right.
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants.
Booty bewitched
I've always assumed the wife trooned his kids, on account of they look fricking weird
Projectile nugget induced TBI complicated by the sudden onset of assdrunkenness.
He killed them. He murdered his wife and two kids. He did it then he went on tv and asked them to come home knowing full well they were dead. What made him this way?
>He did it then he went on tv and asked them to come home knowing full well they were dead.
Maybe he just forgot.
the whole case is beat for beat the plot to the original Donkey Kong arcade game. Big ape tries to make off with his butt princess leaving a cascading horror of barrels in his wake only to have it all come toppeling down due to his neighbor the plumber. It is a story as old as time.
you had me at "donkey kong arcade game". true knower of humor you are.
go back
>it’s true
>there’s a kill screen coming up
his wife had terrible taste and he was just slightly patrician
he failed the first time at strangling them, and being the clutz he was they likely didnt die the second time either; the died from choking on oil
>*SLAP* and just look at the fine construction on these Anadarko petroleum tanks!
I know I've posted this theory before, but I think there's some real merit to it
>Shannon discovers he was having an affair
>stunned by not having complete control over Chris, she snaps
>smothers the girls
>Chris discovers this, similarly snaps
>smothers Shannon in rage
>calms down, regrets cheating on Shannon
>in an attempt to avoid ruining Shannon's reputation, decides to stage it as a disappearance
>fricks up a ton of things, police become suspicious
>realizes that not only does he look super guilty, he's also ruined any of his credibility by faking the disappearance
>instead of a long drawn out court case (which had he been honest from the start would probably gotten him a minimal sentence), he decides to take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty
You have to admit, it fits the evidence
Why would he care about her rep if she just killed the kids?
Look at his history, he was a total simp
Occam's Razor. What is more likely? That Chris AND Shannan turned out to be murderers and Chris decided to hide it all to save her reputation, or that he killed them to be with his mistress? Doesn't take a genius. Besides, she's dead so even if it's true she's not getting time.
This theory is nonsense. He did it all. The only reason it's even suggested that she hurt the kids first is because the detectives introduced that alternative theory to Chris in the interrogation so they could get their foot in the door and get him to confess to killing her...and then they went from there
u r dumb
This except the children discovered the affair and killed the mom for not putting out
Chris tries to frame the dog to save his children but the dog is too well connected with the council and possess a ring of power
The five wizards make their moves
Who is Shannon?
lurk more
I know full well this is the kind of thing that makes women say "see thats why you're alone", but the truth is that I was always going to be alone being who I am living in this time period.
Whenever I see women in media or rl and something horrible is enacted on them by their partner, I laugh.
I think its fricking hilarious. I find joy now in the idea that women choose men, and the men end up killing or hurting them. I think its funny because, no women have really ever chosen me in a capacity that I see other men being chosen.
It took me a long time to reach this point, and now that I'm here, I'm not going back. I'm not going to hurt anybody or plan any crimes, because I don't want to be able to cal myself morally devoid.
Brother you need this:
"If the world hates you know that it hated me first." John 15: 18-27
I oftentimes wish I had been born in the past as a monk. I would have tended to plants and animals, I would have studied, and written, and I would have prayed with the fervor of the genuine delight in serving divinity
I want to believe and a small part of my still does. I am worried that I am delusional. I don't care about money or success. I just care about how horrid the world seems to be, and how man is the root of it all at this point. Mankind has only accomplished the magnification of natures worst qualities, on a macro leve
>31
>sex drive is not backing down
>realized recently that I hump my bed and jerk off sometimes when I'm half asleep
>realized recently that all of my maladaptive daydreams are about raping two or three women who who were interested in me but lost interest when they realized I have a soul, feel things, and require a person to respond in a way that indicates they also have a soul
>virile male
>walk around outside and see women and men constantly staring at me, trying to get close to me, etc
I just want to wield a beam of light and send it straight through the crust to the magma layer and cause a global-scale disaster that eliminates 99.5% of the human population
I would be the first to go no problem
>I am worried that I am delusional.
you are
Being uneducated on a subject matter isn't what makes you stupid
It's the confidence
What?
>lost interest when they realized I have a soul, feel things, and require a person to respond in a way that indicates they also have a soul
uhh sure, that must have been it.
>I oftentimes wish I had been born in the past as a monk. I would have tended to plants and animals, I would have studied, and written, and I would have prayed with the fervor of the genuine delight in serving divinity
you can still do that you psycho moron.
lol not that anon but I feel the same way, except I'm the one traumatized. There's always something harrowing about my encounters with women. Doesn't matter if I have a floppy disk, or bang them like a god for hours, if they never cared about me, or genuinely loved me even a little bit. I'm always deeply disappointed, feeling like the whole thing was a poor imitation of something people do, before it fades into a hazy memory with no discernible emotions within it.
I have emotions, I get horny, I crave intimacy, but something about sex seems like beyond my existence. When I'm feeling more religious I think God has a plan for me that doesn't include that stuff, or the He built me for lifelong monogamy with one woman after taking each other's virginity, but that never happened and I got psyoped by the culture to not wait.
>lost interest when they realized I have a soul, feel things, and require a person to respond in a way that indicates they also have a soul
You can tell the guy who drew this draws furshit.
lurk moar
>oftentimes wish I had been born in the past as a monk.
Uh, you can still be a monk though? You can literally go join a monastery right now. It might be just what you need.
cool story bro
>It took me a long time to reach this point, and now that I'm here, I'm not going back.
You will, one day. You know it's wrong. One day you will be called upon and I believe you will answer.
Women would rather be with some boring ugly dude with no personality who will eventually murder them than you
this might be one of the most pathetic posts I've read on Cinemaphile
I had a phase where i felt that way. Now i don't really care. Every year beyond mid 20s my sex drive decreased and with it also the amount of mental energy i spend caring about women or relationships. The resentment faded entirely, I almost pity them.
>wizard powers intensify
Soon you will transcend spacetime itself
Im not a virgin so i can't become a wizard. I got laid a few times as a teenager and then never again. Its been 14yrs since i touched a woman, kek
you know the saying 'use it or lose it'?
don't become the dr. house meme anon it would be such a waste
>don't become the dr. house meme
Qrd? Also its too late for me, I'm not capable of intimate relationships. Every girl i had sex with seemed deeply traumatized by it, one even cried afterwards. They all said i seemed really detatched and uninterested the entire time. Idk man, im a basket case t b h
> Every year beyond mid 20s my sex drive decreased
this it's so funny or tragic i dunno, that people plan their whole life and get themselves into unextractable situations, based on (whether they know it or not) a drive that fades away to essentially nothing like 10 years after that. They even try to hide this from themselves pretending they still want sex so you do see old guys fricking but it's really about other things. their dick won't even move by itself
How much do you weigh honestly?
If you claim anything under 300 lbs then please provide photographic evidence as well please.
I find it weirder how he buried his wife in a shallow grave after.
>Stuff his daughter's corpses through a very tiny opening
>Really struggling, probably profusely sweating
>Gets finished, likely exhausted
>Wioes his brow and let's out a "woo."
>Turns around and sees the wife
>Frick
Don't forget his unborn son too! Dude was insane
I don't find it fricking weird AT ALL that he shoved them in the oil tanks. That's the point of the thread. He already fricking choked his children to death. Throughout this entire thing and he SHOVED THEM INTO OIL TANKS!!!!! was this whole frickin thing. He literally already killed two three year old girls does it really matter where the frick he puts him after that? It worked. It's not like he fricked them and sang howdy doody on live television.
It was all about sentencing. If he buried them on a sunny hill with flowers maybe he would have only got 3 life sentences instead of 4 or whatever he got.
if you loved someone you could never treat their corpse this way
even neanderthals buried their loved ones w/ flowers.
Nothing says you love your family like murdering them with your barehands
It could've been a momentary lapse of judgement. Then again he had to re-choke one of the girls when he was already driving them to the oil place iirc. Like I can imagine going crazy and becoming a family annihilator, but half an hour later (or however much it was) it turns out one of your daughters is alive and you just finish the job instead of taking it as a miracle or a sign from God or something? That dude was fricked in the head from the get-go, and not because of his wife, though she didn't help.
butt sex is not even that good. What am I missing?
You're supposed to be the one sticking your dick in the butt, not the other way around
WHY STEVEN WHY
haha get it, guys?
Does anyone really give a shit about dead people they don’t know? Seriously. I can’t imagine caring about every random murder or suicide. It’s boring.
the oil tank thing is notable not because it makes the crime more heinous somehow but because its just so fricking stupid.
Why would you drive to your place of work to dump the bodies of your family you just killed? Anywhere would have been better than where this moron put them and it took his coworkers a whopping 20 minutes to realize there was a freshly dug human sized grave on the premises.
If only there was an active volcano nearby
oh dear
I love how he made up a story that was lifted straight from Shutter Island.
>nooooo the le heckin dogherinho
Realistically, how could he have made it work?
Go to Dotsero volcano, take his wife’s car.
Say I was with my mistress
anal in the ass
Usually when a love one dies, you bury them, its a symbol of love and honor. The face he put his own daughters into oil drums shows how much he didn't give a shit about his own flesh and blood.
the b***hy wife I understand, but why kill the daughters?
has he ever been asked why the girls?
I don’t think we’ll ever know, the dude is mentally ill. Like you said killing his wife if she was an insane c**t i get but his own kids? Demented.
They had oil in their lungs indicating they may have been alive when he tossed them in.
Chris Watts got screwed. The cops have to wait at least 24 hours before they can file a missing person report. The police started harassing Watts only 12 hours after Shannan’s flight from Arizona landed. All of the evidence gathered on August 13th was gathered illegally and the entire investigation should be inadmissible