I miss her so much bros.
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Yea, me too anon
That artist was the luckiest person ever
How do you figure?
The artist had a brain tumor that required a surgery that had 20% survival chance, and ofc he's still alive and kicking making glorious porn for us
>coomer
>brain tumor
not surprised there
>hurr hurr cooooooooooooooooooooomer lmao funny word xd
have a nice day, you are nothing but excrement.
Obviously God has a plan for this cretinous gremlin savant.
Would Steven be okay with Connie cheating on him
Not really. But he is a space god or some shit, he probably bangs people too or something. He is just a b***h about it, he actually gives her shit for doing the same shit he does.
This makes their relationship strained, Connie at some point falls into depression and then breaks for good with him. He is sad for a bit, but gets over it by banging some alien.
He becomes a constant reminder of her failures and the injustice that she faced, but he is a world star and massive figure on the planet's politics and history, so she will see his ugly israeli mug everywhere. Infurated, she tries to become an astronaut or something, just to get away from him.
Steven keeps beig the most important person on the planet, but it's not enough. He will always make Connie's life hell by playing victim or some shit.
Poly people are fricking morons, lol.
He’s an altruistic but self-confident progressive so he would feel sad, accept she’s moved on, but break up with her entirely
Nah, Steven is altruistic but seems pretty inmature and has attachment issues. He would get over it after a while, HE IS the most important person on the planet, but he would use her as an example of a traitorous shithead.
She would be seen as a bad guy because of this, granted Steven probably would not do it on purpose but he would still do it.
I can see Steven playing victim for a while (and can´t blame him, more people should give cheaters shit), but once he notices how it is impacting Connie´s life in such a negative way, he would try to fix it.
That could do something to improve her life or make it worse, I hope the second would happen just because its way funnier.
Granted, Steven being a pseudo alpha (which means he is important and popular among the human tribes) would make him somewhat of a man that gets to frick around way more than most men and women think.
Men that have high social value frick A LOT.
Only if fathers bastards that Connie has to deal with
I can see him fathering some bastards with some gems and a few human girls that he cheated on Connie with. Mostly from his youth, when he was inmature and dumber.
This could be one of the reasons Connie wanted to break up with him, for being so careless... that and the cheating part.
They probably know she exists, but she isn´t important to them, their families or anything related to them. So I don´t see them going out of their way to see her or make her life harder.
I was thinking more Connie having her tires slashed by the pregnant hispanic maid Steven knocked up
Oh yeah, that would totally happen.
The mothers of the kids Steven sired would absolutely make her life hell and could be the basis of an entire tv show where Connie has to deal with them each episode.
>First episode is about a ghetto black girl interrupting Connie’s class about where her baby daddy is
>It´s the fricking pizza sisters who are so pissed they become stereotypes.
The season finale is a Christian housewife who cheated on her husband
>The Christian husband is one of those millionare sociopath evangelical preachers that is throwing his followers at Connie to kill her because she is helping his wife.
>Connie doesn’t even like her that much, she keeps trying to convince Connie to drop out and settle in as a wife
>She only managed to call them off by tricking both into thinking it was an immaculate conception by God
>Connie has to deal with an invasion of every single gem that Steven fricked, impregnated and left. They are on their way to conquer Earth and enslave humanity to force them to raise their future little hybrids, partially because they want to hurt Steven, partially because they have become Humanphobic.
But who leads them
A heavyly pregnant Spinel.
>Connie goes to a diplomatic meeting with the Diamonds. Talks go well and suddenly 3 little babies fall from them.
>The diamonds look down completely puzzled at what just happened. Connie notice each baby has Steven´s hair.
>The diamons were preggo too. They are just so big, they don´t notice the little human baby in their giant wombs.
>Episode 2 is a blond bimbo trying to get Steven into paying alimony. Since he doesn´t pay, she demands Connie to do so.
>Connie forced to work two jobs during that episode until she can convince Steven to wire the money
made for pearlification
Connie miniseries episode list
1. Ghetto Black Girl
2. Blonde Gold Digger
3. Hispanic Maid In Need Of A Green Card
4. Single Asian Businesswoman
5. Trailer Trash Mom With 3 Kids Already
6. Lonely Lady In Her 30s Who Has This As Her Last Chance To Have Children
7. Still In High School Catholic Schoolgirl
8. Christian Housewife
>6. Lonely Lady In Her 30s Who Has This As Her Last Chance To Have Children
She tries to convince Connie to give her her eggs, she already has Steven´s sperm frozen somewhere.
She does need to pay tuition
Any new pics of her & Greg?
I don’t think so
Well that sucks
I prefer Marco
sex
with girls
Who is that
I think an OC
Connie's feet
>Show full of premium poon
>Misses curried female
But why anon?
I don't like three-eyed Blacks.
If you see a chick like that, and think "Nah, too brown", the simple answer is that you like men. Maybe Steven's Dad would be up your alley instead of all those curves there.
And that, my anonymous friend, is why you fail.
Shit taste
I miss her too man
I don't. She was fricking moronic. The entirety of Steven Universe was garbage, the characters are only good for porn.
Nah, hot plus b***hy is much better.
I wish Spinel had killed her