I miss him so much bros ;_;
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I miss him so much bros ;_;
I miss him so much bros ;_;
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Who?
Guffo "Elephant Fricker" Snoggerton
He was big in the 80s. You'll never guess why.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>too sluggish to get away white you repeatedly pommel it from behind
Elephants have been clocked at 25mph. They might not be cheetah fast, but they're certainly not sluggish.
I'm not even sexual interested in this, but I'd love to see a video
>I'm not even sexual interested in this
;]
>If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck
>and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind
>If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. >If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching
This isn't Elden Ring, anon. You don't think an elephant would know how to fend off circle strife from several hyenas, with bite force that would crush your leg? Some pervert trying to sodomize it, the elephant would swing its head around and gore you before you could wobble out of the way and off your step ladder. And if by some miracle you managed to avoid it, you're out of position and it is closing in on you, stomping on your balls, your chest, your head, but especially your balls
But what is this man, nay, tarnished one, spent his entire life making a build just for this one moment- fricking an elephant in the ass? Like no maidens, no leveling, just preparing to frick an elephant in the ass.
Do you believe in humanity's unlimited potential, or some elephant's fine flat ass?
I am not one to hold a prejudice against any animal, but it is a plain fact that the spotted hyena is not well served by its appearance. It is ugly beyond redemption. Its thick neck and high shoulders that slope to the hindquarters look as if they've come from a discarded prototype for the giraffe, and its shaggy, coarse coat seems to have been patched together from the leftovers of creation. The colour is a bungled mix of tan, black, yellow, grey, with the spots having none of the classy ostentation of a leopard's rosettes; they look rather like the symptoms of a skin disease, a virulent form of mange. The head is broad and too massive, with a high forehead, like that of a bear, but suffering from a receding hairline, and with ears that look ridiculously mouse-like, large and round, when they haven't been torn off in battle. The mouth is forever open and panting. The nostrils are too big. The tail is scraggly and unwagging. The gait is shambling. All the parts put together look doglike, but like no dog anyone would want as a pet.
Gotta add something in there about the disgusting and beady not-Chihuahua eyes too
I hope he’s rotting in hell for years of mistreating animals for people’s entertainment. Sick frick, I cheered when he died. Good riddance you animal abuser
Nice try you Korean monkey.
Go back.
He never mistreated them, unless you know of unshown footage. He's the only good Aussie that I know of. R.I.P
>tries to have sex with a sting ray
>dies out of selfishness
>leaves his 2 small children without a dad and leaves his young wife a widow
What a pathetic "man" he was
>PACHED
bros
The amount of times I’ve had rubbish in one hand and cash in the other and ended up throwing the cash in the bin makes this imagine even more unsettling to me
I miss this lil homie like you wouldn't believe
isn't it weird she has brown eyes, while both of her parents have blue eyes?
No.
a dago getting mixed up sounds more likely tbqh
It can happen although pretty rate. My partners mother has brown eyes despite blue eyed parents.
You would seethe so much that you got such an unusual resulting eye colour and that colour was brown.
One of my favorite Norm bits
Justice for Steve.
>We don't live in a timeline where Steve gave Norm an animal to wrangle
Would've been kino
dead b***h
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He looks exactly like my uncle. It's uncanny. Isn't it weird how two people on opposite sides of the earth can look nearly identical? Nature is fricking cool as shit dudes.
Once you start spotting repeating features in people it's like opening pandoras box
RIP your sanity because there's not as many variations as you'd imagine
I've been fascinated with skull shapes, like how this israeliteess has a sloping skull you could roll a marble down. Once I noticed how many israelites have this slope skull, it became easier to identify them. All you really need is a profile view. They can change their face with surgery, but the skull isn't so easy to hide
the reason you'll never see the stingray death footage is because Steve picked the stingray up out of the water and started playing it like it was a guitar. Midway through his vocal rendition of Purple Rain the barb went right into his chest and then in a fit of anger he punted it back into the ocean and called it a mean little Black person.
you must not be a pissed off stingray then