imagine doing that meal where it’s like a roast turkey with another cooked bird inside it but with these bubuska doll freaks. a vern inside a warwrick inside a dinklage
i think he was always an alcoholic for at least a decade. i remember he was drinking his ass off on The Surreal Life and he pissed everywhere while naked. It felt so shitty that they filmed the entire thing and aired it.
Motherfricker imagine the life of luxury you could afford being that small.
Caviar and champagne ever day, because you'll only be able to drink a thimbleful before getting shitfaced.
I hate this little homosexual like you wouldn’t believe. The only thing sad about his death is that I’ll never be able kick him down a flight of stairs, put him in a barrel and roll it down a hill, tie his arms and legs to four different chickens and watch them pull his body apart, strap him to a skateboard and push him down a 500 foot waterslide… just so many things
what poisonous black magic is in the bread. they get that shit so airy and light. id buy just the loafs if i could. yeah i know you just probably get a truck that delivers them ready to go, but still
i told my dad that subway was in the news because they couldn't identify any fish in their tuna and it was some other meat product. the very next day i swear this dude strolls in the house with a tuna sub from subway. he's older so i don't know if he legit didn't remember or just gives zero fricks
Imagine being able to feed yourself for about ten bucks a week.
Imagine how comfortable an economy class plane seat would be.
Imagine the money you'd save buying baby clothes.
we need to talk about midge privilege.
He was even shorter than Warwick.
And he could still beat that uptight english homosexual up
who do you think gave him the alcohol?
imagine doing that meal where it’s like a roast turkey with another cooked bird inside it but with these bubuska doll freaks. a vern inside a warwrick inside a dinklage
brutal mogging
>suicide
he’s probably still falling into hell, it would be like climbing down from his bed x500000
Suicide by booze is a pretty unique way to go.
he fell into the bottle
how much did he drink
4 egg cups of vodka
almost half a pint
It was very sad. He had a thimbleful of vodka and it was all over.
i think he was always an alcoholic for at least a decade. i remember he was drinking his ass off on The Surreal Life and he pissed everywhere while naked. It felt so shitty that they filmed the entire thing and aired it.
this show and his sex tape probably drove him to booze even harder.
there's a nice video of him remembering working with Heath Ledger and he starts to cry remembering how good of a guy he was to him
I imagine him in hell would look like a chicken nugget being cooked with a bic lighter
it should had been Warwick, Verne was a total bro.
Kek imagine dying to alcohol.
Most anons won't have to imagine such a fate.
Eating endless foot long hoagies in heaven with JoeC from Kid Rock
F. He was so kino in the imaginarium of dr parnassus
one must imagine sisyphus happy
if you think about it, that's like a normal person dragging an adult moose, guy was really strong.
How the frick did he both hold the door open and drag it in and also get it into the freezer?
Hard Times Create Strong Men
the climb to the doorknob would be at such an altitude for him that the temperature would be freezing, solving the issue
That’s not a turkey. It’s a hummingbird
>Tonight we feast like kings!
>And tomorrow, then the next day, and the day after that.
Motherfricker imagine the life of luxury you could afford being that small.
Caviar and champagne ever day, because you'll only be able to drink a thimbleful before getting shitfaced.
I wish i was just as small, imagine how much this guy saved on groceries.
his girlfriend said he ate 1 blueberry muffin most days
based verne, i love blueberry muffins too
Haha what if he ate all those donuts? He would probably go into diabetic shock lol.
(you)re all awful people, there now (you) can go to sleep.
I hate this little homosexual like you wouldn’t believe. The only thing sad about his death is that I’ll never be able kick him down a flight of stairs, put him in a barrel and roll it down a hill, tie his arms and legs to four different chickens and watch them pull his body apart, strap him to a skateboard and push him down a 500 foot waterslide… just so many things
im a good person
it's honestly fricked up how the oscars' in memoriam segment completely ignored his death
dude was mini-me ffs
Maybe his name wound up in the nominations for Best Short Film
or best special deffects
He couldn’t sit down after eating that
why does it look like the frog log has been badly selected and copypasted
Big dick move getting the footlong
my favorite part is its standard for a subway wagey to cut footlong subs in half. they dont ask, its just part of the drill
so some wagey saw this motherfricker walking in and made him a footlong and deliberately didnt cut the fricking thing in half
I worked at Subway and I can confirm, they tell you to cut them in half unless someone straight up asks you not to.
i dunno what it is but egg and bacon wraps from subway with habanero sauce is one of most addicting things ive ever had
Addicting to what?
the "things ive ever had" might clarify this particular question
*Addictive
"-ing" is not the correct affix.
"-ive" is the proper affix.
what poisonous black magic is in the bread. they get that shit so airy and light. id buy just the loafs if i could. yeah i know you just probably get a truck that delivers them ready to go, but still
you dumbass look at all the ovens next time you're in a subway
they...they look ovens to me? you know its bread before it goes into an oven, right
sure, i get that part, but how do you get sugar so light and airy without turning it into straight up fairy floss
i heard in the UK that they can't even call it bread because of how much sugar is in it
i told my dad that subway was in the news because they couldn't identify any fish in their tuna and it was some other meat product. the very next day i swear this dude strolls in the house with a tuna sub from subway. he's older so i don't know if he legit didn't remember or just gives zero fricks
Honestly being a midge must be kino for instances like this. I'd love if a sandwich was like half the size of my body.
Imagine being able to feed yourself for about ten bucks a week.
Imagine how comfortable an economy class plane seat would be.
Imagine the money you'd save buying baby clothes.
we need to talk about midge privilege.
I'd prefer the life where a medium sized dog couldn't rape me to death, or a possibility of ending up in anons basement of horror
boy have we got the movie for you
I dunno man. Imagine the smell of being near everyone's ass and crotches everywhere you go.
Good whats?
Amish
-ACK
he lived a short one instead
I didn't even know he was sick.
>enters the arena and rolls over all other midgets
bye for now
He was a cool guy. He is missed.
Unlike Warwick
Twin Peaks is so weird. and now I want donuts..
>My life with 2ft 8in sex-obsessed Mini Me Verne Troyer: Actress says Hollywood star treated her "like a slave"
hahahahah frickin based
Whats your excuse Cinemaphile?
How the frick do you get enslaved by a midget? Just step over them
I love him. I still make his favourite sandwitch from time to time. if you don't know, it's scrambled egg and peanut butter grilled sandwich