>I need 4 hours to tell my Saturday morning cartoon story

>I need 4 hours to tell my Saturday morning cartoon story

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you got 5 minutes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either works

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sounds excessive but in practice it was kino and even his hater critics admitted as much. Of course the positive recepiton to Snydercut is now memoryholed becaue its considered to be an incel movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a meme you moron much like the mcu ratings

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are only Saturday morning cartoons on the surface. Dig deep and analize and you will find they are thematically deeper than you think.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually, this huge jar of piss represents why we need less government control

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyderkino.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 seconds...... ..... ..10 seconds for pure slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      slower
      slower!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slow mo's your slow mo
      Gigaslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks pretty cool. Don't know what's the issue.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Needs RDJ stopping mid-air to make a quip and wink at the camera

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a cool rock song where at the last slowmow you've the singer screaming at the top of his lungs to truly be chef's kiss.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody does cinematrography better than Snyder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way to make something that should be skillful and impressive look like a boring cakewalk
      Not to mention the basic b***h shit like lens flares and the sun blotting
      Sneeder is moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its transcendental kino imo. I gasped just watching the webm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hum ba la.
      Guru Snyder sar is amazing.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire
    >they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names

    >these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire

    >these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain

    >this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way

    >this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them

    >this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers

    >this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel

    >this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux

    >these are the loose latex bimbos of bawdicus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous bawds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And this? This is Katana.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        General Katana of planet Zeitgeist. In order to win the prize you have to defeat him in a swordfight.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I need 30+ movies to tell my Saturday morning cartoon story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >y-you hate Snyder??? You must be an MCU fan
      Why are Snydergays so sensitive?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen a Snyder movie since 300. But there is absolutely nothing worse than Marvel movies. Not only are they incredibly shitty movies, but they actually managed to kill a 120 year old industry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's abundantly obvious you MSheU babies are the only ones still seething over this stupid console war bullshit. Sneeder's DC movies are actual movies, Marvel movies are not. Get over it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sneeder's DC movies are actual movies, Marvel movies are not. Get over it.
          holy BASED

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet the only peole who actually participate in this conole war is Snyderjeets who will sperg out about imaginary fellow capeshit fans everyone calls out their idol for what he is: a illiterate hack.
          One almosts gets the impression that it's something you lot have made up.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are incels unable to watch a movie that isn’t a 10 min fart joke or star owen wilson?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If it isn't a 10 min fart joke or star owen wilson that means it is HIGH ART
      >there is absolutely nothing worse than Marvel movies
      Watch Army of the Dead, Rebel Moon or Sucker Punch. The latter is the worst of Snyder by far.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The latter is his best movie. LMAO. Imagine thinking Army of the Dead is worse than Sucker Punch.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's unironically a bonus, not a problem

    What WB could have done:
    >Let Snyder finish, split it in half, get 2 films' worth of content out of a single production, not piss off your entire fanbase, maybe actually make money

    What WB did instead:
    >Make an excuse to drop Snyder because they were so sure he was the problem, hire fricking Whedon to reshoot 50-70% of the film at enormous expense instead. So instead of 2 movies out of 1 production they produced 1 film twice, pissed off pretty much every fan who still gave a shit and the entire cast, produced a frankenfilm that was universally reviled and then shat out carefully curated turd after turd that all made significantly less than the supposedly "disappointing" Snyder films. Had to nuke it all from orbit ad start over

    Gee, I wonder what the better option would have been. Snyder did literally noting wrong, he had to oversee the entire DCEU while keeping that moron Hamada on a leash the entire time. Look at what happened as soon as he was gone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make 2 films so critically panned that it affects every other film in its universe
      >say its actually the studios fault that the movies suck and that you have a way better version that's already filmed and edited
      >get an army of pajeet bots to spam #releasetheSnydercut
      >$60 mil later of reshooting and new fan serivce it comes out
      >still dogshit, just 4 hours long now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A) most ((critics)) have a problem with any overtly chrisitan work and they're all disney shills. The same people who told you BVS sucked thought The Little Mermaid remake was great
        B) it unironically was the studio's fault. Look at the changes they made, look at the shit they shoehorned in, look how they botched literally every post-Snyder production and tell me they knew what they were doing
        C) the bot army is WB cope because the Snyder Cut was a huge embarrassment to them since it proves they spent a fortune in reshoots to make the movie worse
        d) the universal consensus is that the Snyder cut was vastly superior and it was one of the most streamed films of the year, which is strangely popular for a recut of a film no one liked the first time

        Cope, seethe, dilate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the most streamed movie when released and even managed to up their shares.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            "yeah but it was all bots though, no one actually wanted it"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The same people who told you BVS sucked thought The Little Mermaid remake was great
          Bullshit.
          >it unironically was the studio's fault
          It wasn't. They didn't have any good material to work with in the cutting room.
          >they spent a fortune in reshoots to make the movie worse
          How is it the studio's fault that a director who couldn't pull it off the first time didn't do any better the second time around?
          >universal consensus is that the Snyder cut was vastly superior
          Kek. No, it isn't. It's the Snyder fanboy consensus.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It wasn't. They didn't have any good material to work with in the cutting room.
            ZSJL is 98% stuff the studio put on the cutting room floor in the first place before they spent a fortune on terrible reshoots with Whedon. The failure of the theatrical release is 100% a result of studio incompetence combined with a bizarre grudge some of the execs had against Snyder.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >before they spent a fortune on terrible reshoots with Whedon
              Why is 50% of the Snyder version identical to the Whedon one then? With most of the other 50% being from Snyder's own new reshoots?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >With most of the other 50% being from Snyder's own new reshoots?
                That 50% was what the studio tried to throw out and paid a fortune for Whedon to reshoot. It's plain to see when you compare the baked in lighting of the Snyder scenes that made it into the theatrical version to the ones that were reshot overlit and extremely flat, then compare all those to the ones from ZSJL that you think are reshot. The only ones that are actually "reshot" are the epilogue with Leto and Martian Manhunter sequences at the end, and you can easily tell because they're shot using low element photo prime lenses because Snyder was obsessing over shooting shit with that stuff cranked wide open just like in Army of the Dead.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >using low element photo prime lenses
                So based. Zeiss Otus and Sigma Art users on suicide watch.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's plain to see
                It isn't though. Both the Whedon and the Snyder version are terrible, from a visual perspective. The Snyder version moreso because all the slow motion shots make the exaggerated artifice stand out way more.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be getting confused. I'm not talking about visual quality in terms of how good or bad something is. I'm talking about visual qualities as in the visual design and fingerprint of the shot. You'd have to be blind to not be able to distinguish between principal photography and Whedon's reshoots. Even if you were given the raw unedited untouched footage, from lighting alone it's obvious which is which.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just have to look at Affleck. If he's bloated and disinterested, it's a Whedon scene. Dude did those reshoots under duress

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben Affleck change in face was hilarious. Even the wig is fricked up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Both the Whedon and the Snyder version are terrible, from a visual perspective.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. Extensive drop shadows don't make something good.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, he needs the time for blue-tinted landscape shots and slow motion sequences

    He's like totally an artist, you pleb

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *crams an entire Raymond Chandler novel into 65mins in your path*

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Falcon_Takes_Over

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    screencap and autistic trivia infodump by moronic brownoid when

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saturday morning cartoons actually have characters and decent storytelling

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still don't like him but the complete implosion of hollywood blockbusters has made me stop complaining about him. at least he has a vision and executes it. it's a shame about the decline in his cinematography.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zack Snyder became crazy about digital cameras and specifically the RED digital cameras only because of David Fincher's influence.

      He seems to be extremely autistic and highly influenceable. For example the look for MoS was entirely because of Christopher Nolan trying to push him into a more naturalistic approach like doc films.
      He needs better friends, is what i am saying. Fincher is being a disaster in his life.

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