you autists are thinking about it all wrong, measuring shadows and folds. it's the psyche that holds the answer. what does the presence of two cunnies in his immediate vicinity tell us? cunnies are interested in sexuality and yet afraid of it, and therefore drawn towards men whom they consider unthreatening: twinks, boyband members, legolas from lord of the rings. and what could be less sexually threatening than a castrated male? penis status: gone
Exhibit A: The Blue Circle
As we can see, something is clearly dangling here. There appears to be a penis head shaped, but too inconclusive to tell - could be anything. It also appears to be pressed against his leg. Now, could be a few things, inconclusive, but doesn't bode well. Let's move on
Exhibit B: The Green Oval
As we can see, significant evidence of a catheter. It does not bode well for Jeremy
Exhibit C: The Pink Circle
We can see a catheter shaped tube coming out of and pointing down from a potential penis head
Presumed status: Existent, but damaged and dysfunctional.
I knew I would get this criticism, but no, it is not. Look again.
The green oval is on the interior of his pants, the inside of his leg.
The seem on the right is on the outside
I've added seam guides.
Even so, that's not what's going on here. That is the interior of his leg, the fact that it is parallel with the seem on the other leg is misleading. Think about it logically, the left leg seam is pointing out and away, towards the camera. How could the right leg also point towards the camera then? It's the interior of the pant, the right leg seem is pointing out.
Anon I am not here to make a religious case, only present the evidence as best I see it
I encourage peer review
If you can present another case I encourage you to do so
We all want to know an accurate Rod Report.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I just did. The case is your lines are wrong.
5 months ago
Anonymous
So make accurate ones. Just saying you're wrong isn't making a case
How am I wrong? Why?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Draw a new diagram homosexual
5 months ago
Anonymous
So make accurate ones. Just saying you're wrong isn't making a case
How am I wrong? Why?
>could just be small
Do we even have pre-incident data to compare anything to? Someone should call one of his previous hooker so we can have the scientific data needed.
A macho guy like Renner would obviously stuff a fake dick replacement in his pants to mask the fact that the real dick is mangled, in some laboratory somewhere, undergoing restoration. He knows we are watching and doing research on the dick status, and he's decided to make it hard for us. I won't believe he has a functioning penis until I see it in the flesh, preferably in a state of erection, to see if the blood still flows to the erectile tissue. The burden of proof is on Renner. I consider the dick destroyed until i see conclusive evidence that refutes this.
You can tell from his appearance his balls have stopped producing testosterone. So I don't know about dick status, but i'm fairly certain about his ball game. No testicles on this guy, and if the balls got ripped off, odds are the dick got taken right along with it.
Bros it looks like it’s still there
you autists are thinking about it all wrong, measuring shadows and folds. it's the psyche that holds the answer. what does the presence of two cunnies in his immediate vicinity tell us? cunnies are interested in sexuality and yet afraid of it, and therefore drawn towards men whom they consider unthreatening: twinks, boyband members, legolas from lord of the rings. and what could be less sexually threatening than a castrated male? penis status: gone
Gone.
Status: classified.
Stop asking questions.
Here's the result of my analysis
Exhibit A: The Blue Circle
As we can see, something is clearly dangling here. There appears to be a penis head shaped, but too inconclusive to tell - could be anything. It also appears to be pressed against his leg. Now, could be a few things, inconclusive, but doesn't bode well. Let's move on
Exhibit B: The Green Oval
As we can see, significant evidence of a catheter. It does not bode well for Jeremy
Exhibit C: The Pink Circle
We can see a catheter shaped tube coming out of and pointing down from a potential penis head
Presumed status: Existent, but damaged and dysfunctional.
Green oval is clearly the seem of his trousers, shown in the same place on the opposite leg.
There is no evidence the penis is still there, though it could just be small.
>seem
Seam. Damn it.
I thought so too but it looks like another crease next to it
I knew I would get this criticism, but no, it is not. Look again.
The green oval is on the interior of his pants, the inside of his leg.
The seem on the right is on the outside
I've added seam guides.
Pant legs can twist around their axis
Even so, that's not what's going on here. That is the interior of his leg, the fact that it is parallel with the seem on the other leg is misleading. Think about it logically, the left leg seam is pointing out and away, towards the camera. How could the right leg also point towards the camera then? It's the interior of the pant, the right leg seem is pointing out.
Cross section to explain
Can't it be the stiching on the inner side of the pants?
Nta but that would be far more inward, we couldnt see that in the photo
Your lines are wrongly drawn
Anon I am not here to make a religious case, only present the evidence as best I see it
I encourage peer review
If you can present another case I encourage you to do so
We all want to know an accurate Rod Report.
I just did. The case is your lines are wrong.
So make accurate ones. Just saying you're wrong isn't making a case
How am I wrong? Why?
Draw a new diagram homosexual
No
>could just be small
Do we even have pre-incident data to compare anything to? Someone should call one of his previous hooker so we can have the scientific data needed.
you're right, that's really pointy for a dick head even if he was uncut
>the penis inspector has entered the thread
A macho guy like Renner would obviously stuff a fake dick replacement in his pants to mask the fact that the real dick is mangled, in some laboratory somewhere, undergoing restoration. He knows we are watching and doing research on the dick status, and he's decided to make it hard for us. I won't believe he has a functioning penis until I see it in the flesh, preferably in a state of erection, to see if the blood still flows to the erectile tissue. The burden of proof is on Renner. I consider the dick destroyed until i see conclusive evidence that refutes this.
>mfw noone here will remember green oval posting
Saying good morning to the oval was a big motivator that helped me get up on time in the morning and not sleep in.
Can you post me in the screenshot
His penis detached like a Lego piece, hence the whole "Bionicle man" moniker
obliterated
To shreds you say?
Word on the street is that they found a suitable donor penis.
wiener condition?
Penile prognosis?
The answer to your question is zero. Zero percentage remaining.
he can neither confirm nor deny his penis status
Dingaling diagnosis?
SNOWPLOW
HAS TAKEN MY DICK
TAKEN MY BALLS
TAKEN MY SCROTUM
TAKEN MY SHAFT
TAKEN MY PUBES
TAKEN MY CUM
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL
We can rebuild him
I've been trying to give you answers. Now, pay attention: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...
Shaft synopsis?
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES?
What happened to Jeremy Renner's penis? If you, or anyone you know has any information about this case, please contact the FBI
How would he ever be able to prove he still has his dick? Show you? gays.
>implying they wouldn't deep fake it
until I'm getting creampied by Renner personally, I can only assume it's gone.
do you think that some er doctor has renner's mangled ground beef lower half preserved in their basement freezer?
That shit was sold on the black market and is currently in Serbia
You can tell from his appearance his balls have stopped producing testosterone. So I don't know about dick status, but i'm fairly certain about his ball game. No testicles on this guy, and if the balls got ripped off, odds are the dick got taken right along with it.