>In a special episode of My 600-lb Life, Dr Now and a film crew from TLC sneak into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory >This comes directly after Now had visited the Beauregarde and Gloop households in a couple special two-parter episodes a season prior to this operation >Dr Now seeks to destroy Wonka's candy empire with a single slap to the face >Not a single Oompa Loompa can stop him
>For the purpose of this episode, Dr Now prefers to be called Solid Now >He hops onto one of the Wonka trucks during one of their deliveries at a local store >The truck driver, a Wonka fanatic weighing over 300 lbs and covered in chocolate stains, is none the wiser >Now's face contorts in disgust after catching a brief glimpse of the fat frick >It's a short trip to the chocolate factory >Someone on the film crew jokingly offers Now a Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious bar >Now grabs the chocolate bar and breaks it into multiple pieces within 0.002 milliseconds >That's one less bar of chocolate that will contribute to the worldwide obesity epidemic >The truck arrives at Wonka's chocolate factory >Now waits for the morbidly obese truck driver to make his way to the cargo area >He opens it, only to be met by a swift karate chop from Now >Surprisingly, this didn't catch anyone else's attention >That is until Now discovers all the Wonka security cameras pointing directly at him >Solid Now and the security cameras focus on each other for a minute >He's made himself known to Wonka, the man himself >A monster that would make Ronald Mcdonald shudder in fear
>Wonka had forced the world to ride his dick for many years >Not even the terrifying fates of the four children during his factory tour had swayed the public to stop consuming his products >His candy >There's something about the man that disturbed Now >There is also something to note about the tour's aftermath, the strange absence of Charlie Bucket and his family >What happened to them? >That's one of several questions Now aims to answer when he and TLC manage to get into the chocolate factory >They start by sneaking through the doors and past the animatronic puppets >It was too easy, far too easy >There was an unsettling atmosphere throughout the factory's entrance hallway >Not a sound to be heard >He spots a small silver coat on the floor >It was Violet Beauregarde's coat >Former gum chewing champion, former country wide county fair blue-ribbon winner >Dr Now stares at it in silence >Footage cuts to Now picking the lock to the door that leads to the Chocolate room >Now and the TLC film crew are met by a huge candy land, a field of edible candy grass, candy mushrooms and vegetation, and a chocolate river >Unbeknownst to them, they are being stalked by an Oompa Loompa that is trying to push them into the chocolate river >Now deals with this an Oompa Loompa during a sudden confrontation near the pink candy dragon boat >The fight is an absolute curb stomp, with Now having a complete advantage over the tiny man >The Oompa Loompa is tied to one of the large candy cane trees, his Oompa walkie-talkie taken by Now and used to listen in on communications between the Oompa Loompas and Wonka >Now commandeers the candy boat, with most of the film crew rowing the boat to the Inventing room while the cameraman keeps his focus on Now banging the boat's drum >Flashbacks to the Augustus G episode play as the boat makes it's hectic way down the river >Augustus insists on eating chocolate while his mother helplessly cries for him to stop
>Dr Now stands before Augustus, disgusted by the sight of this German hog slaughtering entire boxes of Wonka chocolate bars >The Wonka logo had been seared into Now's mind during the episode's filming >Now sheds a tear for the Gloop family once they reach the Inventing room entrance >Unlike the room before, there is an abundance of sound >A cacophony of machinery producing experimental pieces of candy >Now and the TLC film crew, mesmerized by the room, eventually reach the Great Gum Machine that Mrs Beauregarde had described in the Violet B episode >A clip from the episode shows Scarlett describing Violet's condition, standing outside the huge blue circus tent that had been propped up in their backyard >While her trophy room is filled with a wide assortment of blue ribbons, life had never been the same for the Beauregardes, the messy divorce prior to the tour was already bad enough for the family >Now Scarlett had this 12 ft spherical whale in her backyard >Ready to blow at any moment >We see Now activating the machine >It loudly whirs and bubbles as it produces a stick of gum >This means someone had already filled the machine with the ingredients needed to make a single stick >Now whispers his suspicions to the cameraman as he pockets the gum >They proceed to make their way out of the Inventing room >Now is abruptly attacked by a team of Oompas in black spandex >He manages to beat them down in a matter of minutes >Now and the film crew are running through the circular halls while an alarm continues to ring >Cut to commercial break
people lie the scale do not
Isn't he fat himself?
He couldn't lose the hundred pounds, so he can't get the surgery. Man sticks to his rules.
hes more like old man with pot belly fat, not 700 pounds fat like his patients
Unfortunately, as his patients lose weight some of that fat is transferred to him. This is called the law of equivalent exchange.
He isn't, he's 80 years old. He is doing really well for his age.
ALREADY DID, SIR
FRICK OFF DR. NOW, ILL EAT ALL THE PIZZA I WANT!
THANK YOU TAXPAYAS
*dies*
>In a special episode of My 600-lb Life, Dr Now and a film crew from TLC sneak into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
>This comes directly after Now had visited the Beauregarde and Gloop households in a couple special two-parter episodes a season prior to this operation
>Dr Now seeks to destroy Wonka's candy empire with a single slap to the face
>Not a single Oompa Loompa can stop him
never post again
>For the purpose of this episode, Dr Now prefers to be called Solid Now
>He hops onto one of the Wonka trucks during one of their deliveries at a local store
>The truck driver, a Wonka fanatic weighing over 300 lbs and covered in chocolate stains, is none the wiser
>Now's face contorts in disgust after catching a brief glimpse of the fat frick
>It's a short trip to the chocolate factory
>Someone on the film crew jokingly offers Now a Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious bar
>Now grabs the chocolate bar and breaks it into multiple pieces within 0.002 milliseconds
>That's one less bar of chocolate that will contribute to the worldwide obesity epidemic
>The truck arrives at Wonka's chocolate factory
>Now waits for the morbidly obese truck driver to make his way to the cargo area
>He opens it, only to be met by a swift karate chop from Now
>Surprisingly, this didn't catch anyone else's attention
>That is until Now discovers all the Wonka security cameras pointing directly at him
>Solid Now and the security cameras focus on each other for a minute
>He's made himself known to Wonka, the man himself
>A monster that would make Ronald Mcdonald shudder in fear
>Wonka had forced the world to ride his dick for many years
>Not even the terrifying fates of the four children during his factory tour had swayed the public to stop consuming his products
>His candy
>There's something about the man that disturbed Now
>There is also something to note about the tour's aftermath, the strange absence of Charlie Bucket and his family
>What happened to them?
>That's one of several questions Now aims to answer when he and TLC manage to get into the chocolate factory
>They start by sneaking through the doors and past the animatronic puppets
>It was too easy, far too easy
>There was an unsettling atmosphere throughout the factory's entrance hallway
>Not a sound to be heard
>He spots a small silver coat on the floor
>It was Violet Beauregarde's coat
>Former gum chewing champion, former country wide county fair blue-ribbon winner
>Dr Now stares at it in silence
>Footage cuts to Now picking the lock to the door that leads to the Chocolate room
>Now and the TLC film crew are met by a huge candy land, a field of edible candy grass, candy mushrooms and vegetation, and a chocolate river
>Unbeknownst to them, they are being stalked by an Oompa Loompa that is trying to push them into the chocolate river
>Now deals with this an Oompa Loompa during a sudden confrontation near the pink candy dragon boat
>The fight is an absolute curb stomp, with Now having a complete advantage over the tiny man
>The Oompa Loompa is tied to one of the large candy cane trees, his Oompa walkie-talkie taken by Now and used to listen in on communications between the Oompa Loompas and Wonka
>Now commandeers the candy boat, with most of the film crew rowing the boat to the Inventing room while the cameraman keeps his focus on Now banging the boat's drum
>Flashbacks to the Augustus G episode play as the boat makes it's hectic way down the river
>Augustus insists on eating chocolate while his mother helplessly cries for him to stop
keep posting
I wouldn't say a single word to him.
I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no-one did.
>when the plug drops off the Funyuns
>when a missing bag of oyster crackers completely changes your life.
what happened next?
did they find the oyster crackers?
>howdy y’all, I’m Dr. Now, the rootin’ tootin’ Texas cowboy doctor
I love the show, but his thick Texas drawl can be tricky to understand at times.
OW MUH LEGGGS!
reminder that he has a wife and kids and neighbors that clean him daily for free
>when Bloated Corpses are less fat than you
Like it or not, this is your countried greatest export and how the rest of the world views your people.
>Dr Now stands before Augustus, disgusted by the sight of this German hog slaughtering entire boxes of Wonka chocolate bars
>The Wonka logo had been seared into Now's mind during the episode's filming
>Now sheds a tear for the Gloop family once they reach the Inventing room entrance
>Unlike the room before, there is an abundance of sound
>A cacophony of machinery producing experimental pieces of candy
>Now and the TLC film crew, mesmerized by the room, eventually reach the Great Gum Machine that Mrs Beauregarde had described in the Violet B episode
>A clip from the episode shows Scarlett describing Violet's condition, standing outside the huge blue circus tent that had been propped up in their backyard
>While her trophy room is filled with a wide assortment of blue ribbons, life had never been the same for the Beauregardes, the messy divorce prior to the tour was already bad enough for the family
>Now Scarlett had this 12 ft spherical whale in her backyard
>Ready to blow at any moment
>We see Now activating the machine
>It loudly whirs and bubbles as it produces a stick of gum
>This means someone had already filled the machine with the ingredients needed to make a single stick
>Now whispers his suspicions to the cameraman as he pockets the gum
>They proceed to make their way out of the Inventing room
>Now is abruptly attacked by a team of Oompas in black spandex
>He manages to beat them down in a matter of minutes
>Now and the film crew are running through the circular halls while an alarm continues to ring
>Cut to commercial break