I need more volcano movies
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Volcano (1997)
This is the only other option.
I've seen too many times.
I was thinking of watching picrel
This isn't that bad. The exploding volcano parts are pretty good.
>Jared Harris
His name alone is normally able to carry mediocre movies into kino heights
If i haven't seen the original POMPE will I still understand the plot of POMPEII?
Heh, good one
Yeah the first is just about Herculaneum, it's pretty much the same thing.
It was pretty bad.
>Jon Snow
>Trinity
>Violet Baudelaire
>Mr. Eko
>Valery Legasov
>Jack Bauer
What a cast.
Sucks
But it has a volcano
Stupid. Nobody knows what a fecking volcano is.
>Volkino, if you will...
volkano
don't, this is the peak of the genre
3/10 carlos, do better
GRANDMA NO!!!!!
Was this the part where she's melting in a lake of acid or something? I always thought that shit was beyond brutal, especially for a PG-13 movie lmfao
Yes, burning toxins from the eruption. Ironically, even though she is only scalded and takes a while to die from her injuries, it manages to be far scarier than the guy in Volcano who is literally melted to nothing when he jumps onto lava. The latter just winds up looking hilarious.
>me drinking tea or coffee too early after making it
She was the logical choice.
what about a flood film
I remember it as good, but it's probably been 20 years since I watched it.
Never knew this was a disaster film, thought it was something about Morgan Freeman investigating Christian Slater's murders because of their expressions
Joe vs The Volcano
90’s natural disaster kinos are one of my favorite genres. They had SOVL.
This is the best of the bunch
I raise you
>from the people who put money in JURASSIC PARK and the director of SNEED
>LONG WAY DOWN
Seen this one three weeks ago. It's kinda meh.
Really? I thought it was very good, as far as disaster movies go. It had a notably realistic depiction of a volcanic eruption, complete with the warning signs in advance, and it's just in the middle of nowhere, not in any fancy landmark heavy area. Then finally the goal is merely to escape or at least survive the eruption. The effects are crazy good to this day.
Compare it to Volcano from the same year, which is a complete cartoon with nonsensical depictions of anything to do with volcanos, overwrought characters and cheesy scenes everywhere, to say nothing of it being a volcano in the middle of LA so you get the silly landmark location cliches. Then there's the ending where they have to "defeat" the volcano, my least favorite kind of disaster movie resolution. Surviving a force of nature is enough, you don't have to add in them doing some shit to halt it.
Long story short, Volcano is frickin stupid. Dante's Peak is rather good. Armageddon/Deep Impact situation again.
Anyone seen the Sharknado movies? They became like a thing for a while. Haven't seen one.
This is the movie that has my name. Oddly enough just saw it for the first time last year, decent disaster film but I kinda zoned out in the last act
Your name is Dante Peak?
How about earthquakes?
Earthquakes not corequakes
At least this movie had some kino scenes in it.
some baader-meinhof shit, I got recommended this film on youtube the other day and it is actually burned into my brain because the VHS for The Italian Job (2003) that I watched as a kid had an ad for the VHS release of The Core on the pre-roll
Maybe I should finally watch it
kino indeed
Christ, I had forgotten all about that scene, and that it's from The Core. I still have the Cinemaphile gif somewhere in my folder.
>Can't drill down to the Earth's core without lava proof metal
>Protagonist conveniently knows a guy that has invented lava proof metal
I can respect a movie that performs hentai-tier handwaves with a straight face
It's a fun romp, but I remember our science teacher putting it on one class lmao.
it's pure shitkino
the boy graham was insanely cute shota hot
saw this when i was 8 and i had volcano nightmares for weeks lol, didnt help that we lived close to an inactive volcano either.
I know its kind of a modern zoomie tier opinion but I think 2012 is the best disaster movie of all time next to like Twister, and its mainly that good because of its over the top cgi visuals
'CANO?
'sup?
the boss guy of the geological losers died too easily, shouldn't been thrown and impaled or something for being such a stupid frick and killing millions
dante's peak was the go to choice for the day after tests and the teacher just wanted to spend the whole class grading them
Disaster films peaked with 2012. The director attempted to surpass it with Moonfall.
2012 was terrible.
What natural disaster has yet to get a movie?
Werner Herzog’s Into the Inferno is has some of the best volcano cinematography I’ve ever seen.
He's right you know
I saw Volcano in a theater and the sound cut out near the end of the movie. That's what I mainly remember from my experience of the movie, aside from that one guy melting.
yeah but what did he say?
Remember that scene in Volcano where they knock over a bus? It didn't even do anything. What was the point?