I need some movie suggestions STAT. She wants to start with a classic, but shes already seen Jurassic Park

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Arnold predator movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If your having this conversation on the app you failed, the app is just supposed to facilitate getting a number or snapchat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >giving your actual phone number to a random prostitute
        >snapchat
        >not using a blank IG account to talk
        SHIGGY DIGGY

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she clearly isn't very interested in watching films, you should have steered the conversation into something more flirty and fun

    no rizz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah the first the she talked about when we matched was how much she loved the new Dune movie and how the actors and music were amazing, so i asked her what her favorite movies where

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She sounds moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That would be if she liked starwars or marvel.

          Ignore the haters, anon. She sounds more smart than 90% of waman.

          This

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That means she liked the new Dune movie, not that she wants to start exploring the filmographies of Fritz Lang and Howard Hawks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore the haters, anon. She sounds more smart than 90% of waman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >She sounds more smart than
          the ironing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nerdy ass homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how much she loved the new Dune movie and how the actors and music were amazing
        You're lucky to have found a rare woman who genuinely likes movies and seems to have pretty good taste too. Disregard the miserable spergs here, they hate it when good things happen to anyone but them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Blade Runner 2049

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        show her the Lynch Dune

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >something more flirty and fun
      Such as?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Back to the Future

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Can't go wrong with BTTF. It's fun, funny, interesting, holds up, and it's not hard to keep track of so if you end up having sex you can just go back and keep watching where you left off. It's also the most re-watchable movie(s) I believe I've ever encountered. I just never get sick of watching those movies.

      Don't do Titanic. It can backfire because of the depressing elements, and for the love of frick don't do Star Wars either; it's absolutely lost on most women....it's one of those things that they pretend to enjoy, like baseball.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my mom likes star wars...are you saying she lied to me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Indiana Jones is fun

        These, keep it light until you know how adventurous she is. Don't go with anything too dramatic, edgy or scary, keep it fun and casual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fun adventure movie. devito's in it a lot and the two leads almost had sex irl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actually one of the best 80s Indiana Jones ripoffs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >keep it light
          back to the future has a rape scene and raiders has nazis. I don't think either of them are "light" by modern standards. on the upside you can use them to judge how uptight she is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >incest storyline

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        star wars sucks dick unless you watched it when you were 10 (and have a nostalgic headcannon to slot the movies into), or you're a mental midget.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Chronicles of Sneed: The Chuck and Suck Variations. Part 7.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Part 8 got a little too real for me, tbqhwy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >haha movies yeah ok sex now

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You've already failed if you need help thinking of a movie you like. We can't give you a personality.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tremors is fun and campy with a lot of heart, I think that's a great pic of he hasn't seen it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Start with John Hughes movies, maybe?

      Tremors is kind of an odd choice. Should not recommend starting with that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i saw that recently for the first time and was surprised that it was actually pretty good, i always thought i'd hate it

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The General
    any women who doesn't like physical comedy isn't worth it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salo
    A Serbian Film
    Caligula
    For starters

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it not considered homosexual for guys to use haha/lol/etc? I never use any laugh phrases when I message

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i use lmao in every sentence I type online/in texts because you homosexuals are very hilarious to me lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it is. OP is too worried about coming across as rude or terse so he keeps putting in hahas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's more homosexual to constantly be internally vetting your messaged based on how someone is going to interpret your way of texting. Obviously nobody is a fan of the person who needs to add lol/haha to every sentence as if they're a valley girl with the word "like" but having some hardline rule that you can NEVER do this or else people will think you're GAY and EFFEMINATE seems like neurotic b***h behavior.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We can't all be bad bois like you haha

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dating apps

    Alright, at least show us the hamplanet you matched with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Faceberg dating was full of single moms the last time I made my rounds on there. Fit ones too, if you can believe it. I had better SPA(sex point average) on there than I did on any other dating app.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is SPA calculated?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll need to see your little black book before I can divulge that sort of confidential information

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Faceberg dating was full of single moms the last time I made my rounds on there. Fit ones too, if you can believe it. I had better SPA(sex point average) on there than I did on any other dating app.

      Oh shit, OP is using a dating app? I just thought he had some different kind of phone. I will NEVER understand why guys use those things. I'm assuming you have to pay...PAY to connect with a girl? Just bust the Boomhauer method and dedicate a day to hitting up random girls on the street and ask for their numbers. You'll get used to the rejections once you start getting numbers; one would honestly be surprised how well this works. Women don't really get hit on randomly like that as much as you'd think...they get checked out and cat-called, but a well dressed man just walking up to them and genuinely saying "hey my name's _____ could I get your number so we can hang out?" That's it, no more than that. Don't do the "sorry to bother you" or "I think you're really pretty." Just go for the kill damn you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No they're all free to download and join, you have to pay for certain perks like unlimited swipes, being pushed to the top of the algorithm, seeing who disliked you etc etc. It's all garbage like you said. As always, the solution is to go outside and touch grass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just walking up to them and genuinely saying "hey my name's _____ could I get your number so we can hang out?" That's it, no more than that. Don't do the "sorry to bother you" or "I think you're really pretty." Just go for the kill
        That sounds psychotic, quite frankly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That sounds psychotic, quite frankly.
          Women call that drive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That sounds psychotic, quite frankly.

          That's the best part because most of the time you get the crazy b***hes. I looove me a BPD bad b***h. But some nice gals will appreciate you assertiveness. Usually they'll ask you to elaborate why you want to "hang out" and congratulations, you've entered into flirting territory. Once you get over the rejections it's easy peasy. I've gotten to the point where I just walk away as they start to say "I'm sorry but I've got a boyfrie—" and regularly ask another girl the same thing within earshot.

          Brass balls my friends. Brass motherfricking balls.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just watched Glengarry Glen Ross the other night and thought it was very good. I wish there was more sales / financial movies. I feel like I've seen everything good between this, Margin Call, Wolf of WallStreet, Wallstreet and The Big Short.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >he hasn't seen boiler room
              yikes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was actually going to mention that as the only "well known" one I haven't seen. I guess I'll check it out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Boiler room is shit. Such shit. Bunch of wannabe stock gays watching better movies and being stupid with business.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Damn I was going to recommend Margin Call...a lot of people don't know about that movie. I can't speak for Wall St. or any of that shit, but everything in that movie is literally what it's like working for a bank. Like one second there's rules, and then the next it's absolute chaos.

              You could watch Dopesick if you wanna see it from the sales angle, which I find to be more toxic but waaay funner and more layback. The way they brainwash those drug reps into selling poison is exactly how they brainwash rookie realtors into talking people into buying homes they can't afford knowing full well they'll be on the streets in a couple of years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >and regularly ask another girl the same thing within earshot.
            (Assuming you're telling the truth on a site where people are notoriously LARPers,) doesn't that just make the second girl way more likely to reject you, as she'll be insulted by being your second choice?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              doesn't matter, it's a power move.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's free. You just have to be Chad or moderately attractive and have a personality.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ms. 45

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saw the trailer for this, is this the female version of Death Wish? If so I'm in.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A Serbian Film

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shawshank Redemption
    Titanic
    Ocean's Eleven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, can't go wrong with Frank Sinatra 🙂

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    True Romance

    Can't go wrong with that one, it's right there in the title.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Classic romantic comedy.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Indiana Jones is fun

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post one of her pictures first so I can tell you if it's worth it or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s not that bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute. Could use a change of glasses though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not that bad

          t. fat morons who'll die alone because he needs every woman to be a 10/10

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            more like people calling a spade a spade. reality doesn't change if you call an ugly pig beautiful, she still looks the same. come join us in reality when you're done white knighting in la la land

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I'm just doing the same, anon. You're a fat ugly moron who will die alone. Just the simple facts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >if I attack him and lie about him, she will love me
                I know you're lonely, but this isn't helping

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one who posted her, moron.
                You gays have delusional standards when you 100% look worse than her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >that emotional outburst and projection
                not sure what you're going through but hope you come out the other end better able to handle reality. there are ugly girls in the world, it's something you have to accept and you can't "defend" them all and they wont fall in love with you even if you do. the road you're on leads nowhere

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr durr no u are delusional
                KYS, your deflection just proves I'm right. You'd be lucky if even a fat whale looked in your direction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >still projecting, still living in a fantasy world slaying "dragons" and saving "maidens"
                get help

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the one who posted her, moron.
            You gays have delusional standards when you 100% look worse than her.

            >If you have standards better than fat woman with a forehead you can land a 747 on, you're being unrealistic and delusional
            Listen, just because you've acclimated yourself to eating trash doesn't mean everyone else here has. Quit projecting. For the person who didn't post her, you sure seem assmad at people calling her ugly.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I just hate delusional homosexuals like you who think they have the right to even have standards.
              She's perfectly average, you are likely a troglodyte.

              >still projecting, still living in a fantasy world slaying "dragons" and saving "maidens"
              get help

              >still deflecting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sweaty, it isn't "deflecting" when you don't acknowledge someone's delusions. you're not well, you're getting worked up and emotional over objective facts. she ain't cute. you have to accept that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can respond "no u" all you want, moron. Now go jerk off, alone and unwanted.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're just rambling now. take a minute, catch your breath, and then come back

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your replies are weak. Last (you) from me.

                You are projecting so hard. I'm sorry you're a balding manlet or something. It is really not hard to get dates with women who look better than that, and I almost feel bad that it seems like you've conditioned yourself to settle with the bottom of the barrel.

                >balding manlet accuses others of being balding manlets
                hate to see it. Now go kys.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >twitter reaction image
                you're so cooked

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >twitter
                6/10, got me to reply. Now go buy the extra thick rope to have a nice day, newbie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >still being aggressive online and weird
                seriously get some help

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can only imagine you're some version of ugly since you're getting so emotional over this. You were just crying over the other anon replying to using "no u" arguments, but now you're doing the same shit. What's wrong lil bro?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >u mad
                >lil bro
                pathetic, you newbies suck at this.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But you are mad, anon. I don't know why, it seems very silly, but something really irked you about people pointing out an ugly girl was ugly. Instead of seething while telling people to an hero, you would be better off directing that energy towards improving yourself, and maybe one day you won't need to settle and act like you're lucky to get attention from a woman who is frankly not that attractive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Give them a break, their peers are offended by incorrect pronouns so they're obviously missing the mark here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You must be some twitter troony because you call a spade a spade and then mock some homosexual having a white knight temper tantrum over it
                Lol, lmao even. Do you even fricking read what you type?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're hilariously upset. Lurk moar newbie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >posting a Taylor Swift reaction image
                Man, that guy is right, you ARE a newbie

                >Calling someone a newbie while getting irate at not treating some 3/10 like a goddess
                Loving every laugh. I never knew calling and uggo an uggo would get me so many (you)s. Really hitting close to home I guess.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is treating her like a goddess, moron.
                I'm just calling you a delusional homosexual for thinking she's some hideous abomination when she's a 5-6/10
                Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I wasn't asking, you know.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >while getting irate
                I'm not irate. You're typing like a crazy person, thoughbeit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, I'm sure the person telling people to kill themselves in every post is not seething and very mentally sound.

                Nobody is treating her like a goddess, moron.
                I'm just calling you a delusional homosexual for thinking she's some hideous abomination when she's a 5-6/10
                Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I wasn't asking, you know.

                >Fat woman with a balding man's hairline
                >5-6/10
                Pfffft

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're lashing out irrationally and we all see it little padawan. *pats head*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks anons using KYS is only fringe seething behavior
                you really are a fricking newbie, aren't you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fringe behavior being the norm here doesn't make it not fringe behavior. And acting like that over some random ugly woman of all things is something you should find strange if you're so concerned about newbies. By no means an oldgay, but there's a good chance I've been here longer than you. That's neither here nor there though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Still with the no u
                Truly pathetic. Truly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                u mad bro?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >posting a Taylor Swift reaction image
                Man, that guy is right, you ARE a newbie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're sweaty. Bathe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are projecting so hard. I'm sorry you're a balding manlet or something. It is really not hard to get dates with women who look better than that, and I almost feel bad that it seems like you've conditioned yourself to settle with the bottom of the barrel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not that bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thumb your balls into her pussy while watching the five fingers of death

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        put the whale on so she feels ashamed and then frick her like she's a dirty barn animal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon, we need to see what you look like now to confirm the match.
        i mean, you wouldn't post her face on here and not yours right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >honest angle
        >nice smile
        as long as she's not obese I'd hit that. good luck anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Actually posting her picture
        You fool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I'm going to tell you something. Red Flag! That b***h doesn't NEED glasses. I can tell they are indeed prescription, but she can take em or leave em. I appreciate that she's not wearing makeup, but never trust a b***h who hides behind dark rimmed glasses like that. She's pretending to be innocent and/or make it look like she took that picture at random, yet her hair is made up and she's dressed up. She put effort into that. I sense deceit.

        With that said, I'd still go for it. I bet she's wild in bed. I'm assuming she's seen you? Hey and while we're on the subject...pic related is this new girl that started working at my office. She's 19 (18 in this picture) and we're definitely getting there but two problems:

        >Everyone tells me she's ugly
        >I'm 39

        She's not that bad right? I don't care about the age difference bullshit. I've gone the other way and banged 60 year olds (but like really taken care of ones with $$$)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >She's not that bad right?
          Why are you concerned with other people's opinions? Aren't you the one that has to wake up next to her, the day after? If you felt that she was gorgeous, would you be asking people what they thought of her? No, right, you'd be content with your own opinion. So take a moment to consider what you think of her, and let that be the only opinion that matters (PS do make sure to see her without makeup though, it makes a lot of difference)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes yes, but I might be looking at her through rose tinted glasses because of the age difference. I WILL say, that at her age I wouldn't have given her a second glance (I like tall blondes) but her breasts are really something, although I feel at times that they're too big given her short stature.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Eh why not bang some mid 19yo if that turns you on, the best thing is she won’t expect it to be anything more than a hookup

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              As the other anon said, I don't really see this as relationship material. Hit it and quit it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you dont have sex or relationships

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ballbuster spotted

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute. Good luck Anon, online dating is tough. I recommend just looking up a list of classic movies. Some safe ones that are not too obvious and not too long. Godspeed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she's not cute she looks like a mean middle school teacher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck fren

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute, don't listen to the other gays.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I give her points for no makeup and I can even take that runway of a forehead but jowls on a woman before the age of 50 is very much a turn off for me. I wish you both the best though anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she's cute and she looks normal
        what's she doing on some homosexual app like bumble talking to some socially awkward Cinemaphile moron?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cute
          >normal
          woe to us who have let women so utterly destroy even the idea of beauty that that swamp creature is considered "normal" and "cute"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >that that
            post a pic of yourself with a timestamp

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she has pretty eyes and an alert and engaging expression
            I dont see any tattoos
            she's white, she's smiling and she looks about 27 years old
            over all you could do a lot worse my friend.
            you want to post some of the supermodels you're banging?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she is an ogre

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                post yourself, homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hope she reads this and sees how much you bleed in her honor, bro

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bleed in her honor
                lmao, I guess you must be a lot uglier if you are too scared to post yourself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no accounting for taste
                she looks cute to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jim Sterling's sister.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you post this you absolute moron, any anon can image search this pic which will be on one of her social media’s as women reuse selfies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          whenever I reverse search it I just get links to hippo safari parks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She’s not that bad
        this reads like you're trying to convince yourself more than us

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cute. Good job anon don't frick up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hideous

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s like a 2/10 my guy, are things that grim in US

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's fine anon, perfectly average girl the type most of us end up with if you like her and she likes you that's all that matters don't let the shut in homosexuals here bother you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the type most of us will end up with
          I can 100% guarantee most of us can do better than a fat 3

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you couldn't lol
            you'd be lucky if you could get someone at all.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              do I even need to tell you that is text book projection? you know what you're doing. I don't mind you think so low of yourself a girl like that is your upper limit, but when you include me and the other guys, now you're just in a different league of crabbucket cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                post yourself anon, prove me wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                deep down you know I'm right

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's some serious cope, anon. Sorry buddy, but you'll be dying alone.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                projection, projection, projection, what will we ever do with you, anon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you like to use that word a lot, anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you like to do that alot when talking to people. it's not a good habit, you should work on it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do what, anon? You got an opportunity to say projection again and you declined? That isn't like you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your mental stronghold of illusions is impenetrable. must be very comforting to invent fantastical foes and slay them

                meanwhile, in the real world... lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Man, for losers that talk a big game you always resort to the same 3 tactics.
                It's really sad. Try something new!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're doing incredible versus the mental image you've made that exists only in your mind. another critical blow to the strawman

                you're on your own planet, man. not even human

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >projection
                >no u
                >ur delusional
                Just the same 3 cycled over and over again.
                There is no strawman, anon. I'm just calling you an ugly homosexual.

                >atleast she's white
                >the new aryan paradise will be full of fat neckbeards and their 3/10 wives
                what would hitler say? you know he valued physical fitness right?

                post your gains, homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you realize your only contribution to this discussion was you making up lies about me then acting weird when I called you out on it, right? you've said nothing of substance. I guess that's your strat for winning online arguments, guess it works because people realize they're talking to a bot and just stop replying, therefore you "win" lol

                pure sad shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lies? They aren't lies lol, you've yet to prove me wrong.
                But sure anon, claim I'm a bot. That'll definitely show me you aren't the one who's actually delusional.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yup, the straw army falls before your sword of fabrication in heaps with every swing. you are truly the master illusion slayer

                want to join us in reality, or keep playing solo pretend and imagining yourself the hero?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ, anon. You're really going to call me delusional when you're spouting this inane shit?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                another fatal blow to your imagination. bravo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, AI Dungeon.
                I want to move forward, looking for loot the evil anon dropped after I killed him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did you just get put of a dnd session, dude?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >p-projection!
                Ah, the classic ugly only loser defence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'll just end up being your own girlfriend again anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute, also if that's really her you're a fricking moron for posting her picture.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        woof

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not that bad
        Reminds me of my high school practice gf except even fatter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        solid 5/10. At least she's white.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >atleast she's white
          >the new aryan paradise will be full of fat neckbeards and their 3/10 wives
          what would hitler say? you know he valued physical fitness right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so this broad says in her profile she loves being kissed on the forehead
        >I don't know I'd say that looks more like a fivehead to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd need to see her body. The face isn't too bad but if it's a fat chick, that would be enough to turn me off. You have no idea how bad fat chicks smell.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >if she's fat
          >if
          you really can't tell from that picture? she has 4 cheeks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There have been very, very few occassions where I've seen girls with circle heads and killer bodies. I knew one in high school, as a matter of fact.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irreversible (2002).

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Twister
    Lawrence of Arabia
    The Court Jester
    Singing in the Rain
    Psycho
    The Great Race
    The Wizard of Oz
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >showing a woman Lawrence of Arabia
      women are incapable of understanding a movie like that anon

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Romancing the Stone

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >asks Cinemaphile for dating advice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till you find out that Cinemaphile has a dating app (90% stacies)
      It's called duolicious btw.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this looks like a complete scam

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am afraid that it is indeed very real, but it's worse than tinder.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean I can finally find my virgin aryan waifu??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely 🙂

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't give a shit about movies FYI. She's humoring you.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'll show you classics"
    >Doesn't know any classics
    Lmao frickin zoomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have classics on my Plex but I dont think women actually care about these

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You think women don't care about Snow White?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy pseud that list is giving me cancer. you just copied AMCs schedule from fall 2008 didn't you, you're literally just watching shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did you mean to write TCM instead of AMC? Moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know amc plays old movies too
            holy zoomer just put a bullet in my head

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No I copied my dads tapes from the 80s

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes the family vhs copies.
            more families should do this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >popular pleb boomer shit
            now it makes sense

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Awesome

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dont think women actually care about these
        >Disney classics
        Kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Casablanca 1943
        >It's from 1942

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know about the secret casablanca

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            God I wish.
            Casablanca is ironically a decent date film if I remember correctly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy that Marty is literally the only kino here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that list is absolute shit it's honestly a little impressive how someone can miss so many times it's like it was on purpose

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alien
    Tremors
    Robo cop
    The thing (John Carpenter)
    Why can't you think of movies for yourself?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inspector Gadget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then you turn to her when the credits roll and say go go gadget... fun time? and let your boner pop up from between your thighs into her hand
      she will being laughing too hard to say no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >then you turn to her when the credits roll and say go go gadget... fun time?
        that doesn't make sense you tard. he says "go go gadget" and then the name of the specific object/tool/device/whatever that he wants to use. "fun time" isn't an object.
        what you'd actually say is "go go gadget boner" or "go go gadget penis" or "go go gadget wiener"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >take this idiot to the junkyard
      >no, not that idiot, THIS one

      >..gotta be more specific. lotta idiots around here

      it's a shit movie overall but it has some good moments

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There Will Be Blood

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Indiana Jones. Also sets you up for follow-up dates to finish the trilogy. Good mix of adventure, romance, and banter.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ferris buelers day off
    Terminator
    Who framed Roger rabbit
    Tron
    Darkman
    Lawnmower man (this is probably a weird pick to come out the gate with full disclosure)
    Scream

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh she sounds unhinged.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All women are unhinged

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ghostbusters or the original Pink Panther are good date movies

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The mask with Jim carrey.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Rings

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cider house rules

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Master and Commander
    Das Boot
    The Bounty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Forgetting The Hunt for Red October
      OP's never going to get his dick wet at this rate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh yes I knew I was missing something.
        thank you anon.
        we will get op laid yet

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty Baby (1978)

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drive (2011)

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Birth of a Nation

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hackers

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tremors

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watching movies to start out with a new date is fricking horrendous unless it's in your living room and you can touch her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where else are we going to watch old movies? At the drive in? Think man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah idk what that moron was talking about but to think a drive in movie date wouldn't be peak kino touchy date is ridiculous...

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    xtro

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Documentary on the history of aircraft carrier development and its effect on naval strategy made using Minecraft cutscenes. b***hes love that shit.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first time my girlfriend came to my house we watched No Country for Old Men, Joker, and Cobra. We stopped watching Cobra half way through to frick.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Megan is Missing

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't go wrong with The Mummy. Maybe Gladiator.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >movies from the 2000's are considered "classics" now
      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's nearly been a quarter of a century, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When did Jurassic park come out again, Anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Mummy was a classic the second it came out. It's genuinely the pinnacle of fun movies.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dances with Wolves

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Waterloo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Girls not already into movies wont enjoy that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women love ol' Boney.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >haha don't blame your parents
    underrated moron thing to say

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Deep Throat (1972)
    Legitimately a classic and important film

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't start with anything heavier than Jaws. You know what? Start with Jaws

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Wild At Heart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lost Highway
      >Mulholland Drive

      Female brain can't handle the plot. Her brain will go boom.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the running man

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taxi driver

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will the normalgay invasion of our beloved board end, bros?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people are getting ornery about a tubby girl. most people I know, including myself, have porked a piggie or parked in the disabled spot once in a while.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but you never lied to yourself and thought the pig you porked was a goddess right. that's the thing. frick a fatty, fine, great, but lets not kid ourselves acting like she's "cute"

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Backdoor bawds 5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      4 is better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Flesh Gordon

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Raiders of the Lost Ark. It has romance, action, humor, quality everything and she can drool over Harrison Ford.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hook.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irreversible' (2002)

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would not go with a beaneress

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this homie needs to ask fricking Cinemaphile to help him think of even one single inoffensive movie to be a sacrificial offering to this hoe (who's probably fat btw)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lmao this homie
      Go away Black person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if I were black my post wouldn't have been denigrating fat women. Think, chud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >if I were black
          So you simply pretend to be a Black person because you admire them. God bless America.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    snowpiercer

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beverly Hills Cop, only the first one.

    Only the first one. It is a certified classic, at first I thought the movie poster looked cheesy and cliche but it was actually fun.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This has been scientifically proven the correct movie. It’s Hitch

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cuckold itt whiteknighting a 3/10
    KEK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're anonymous. If you want to talk to people simply start a conversation. You don' thave to act like a silly goose to get attention.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro you have ZERO fricking rizz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he just needs to stop texting in paragraphs. character count matters these days to silly women

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How big is your penis?

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show her Rain Man, guarantee she'll like it

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    depends on your definition of "classic"
    girls love pirates of the carabine

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alien
    Predator
    Star Wars/Trek (only if shes a giga nerd)

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorcerer
    chinatown
    chimes at midnight

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With normies you have to keep it really simple and slowly find out their tastes and work your way from there.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show her the fall. b***hes love the fall.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The African Queen.

    Great movie, directed by John Huston in his prime starring Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn its pretty much the best Romantic adventure film ever made and its fun and upbeat so its a good film to watch with a chick.

    Romancing the Stone is basically the more modern 1980s version and is also worth considering if you can't bring yourself to watch a film from the 50s. Also a fun romantic adventure movie starring Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner directed by Robert Zemeckis.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dying alone is better than settling for a 3/10 fatass

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Haha

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ben-hur

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I banged a big tiddy Cajun girl after playing the Kindergarten Cop drinking game with her. Don't do the one where you drink every time there's a male ponytail or you'll die.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you should put up with a fat ugly woman because she likes dune
    a grim look at society

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This place really is just a bunch of crabs in a bucket, isn't it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's demoralization bots. We really shouldn't be replying to them, but whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100% yes
      it's pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they just find the need to put anon down after he actually manages to get a chick.
      They're losers, just ignore them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he got a pig

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          see? Crabs in a bucket.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's not crabs. he can do better. I want him to improve

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              anon, it's not hard to pull women who look like that. anyone here could do it. it's just that most of us have more self respect than that. but whatever you gotta tell yourself.

              ok, crabs.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You want him to improve by not getting a gf and holding out for a supermodel? Did that work for you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ah yes the false dichotomy of pig or supermodel with nothing inbetween. I love that one

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That pic is literally middle of the road. You've been ruined by porn

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >that
                >middle
                yikes you're cooked. that woman is a beast

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >cooked
                Oh, you're a zoomer too. That would explain why your views so off. Stay off the porn, kid.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're so desperate to feel superior, yet you're advocating for an inferior existence. you are a contradiction. be fat and meek, or be strong and willing to improve but what you're doing now just makes you look confused and desperate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >feel superior
                Black person the only one trying to do that is you. Stop with your dumb ass speech when you yourself couldn't get a chick even if you tried.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying this guy, and everyone in here, can do better than a fat 3 with grandma glasses. you're on some wild other shit and mad because I think you can do better? you're the crab

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Again, she's middle of the road and anon is into her.
                The only person who is mad about this arrangement is YOU gays who thinks he should ditch her for a better woman. YOU are the crab. Stop with the pathetic "you can do better" garbage. You are literally talking out of your ass.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she is not middle of the road no matter how many times you say it. he's also just matched with her on bumble or whatever, you act like they've dated for 6 months when you say 'ditch" her. and just because you don't want to believe there is anything better than a fat 3 you can possibly get, does not make that true, and it most definitely does not make it true for others. you are the king of crabs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're the moron saying he should wait around until some hot chick throws himself at him. YOU are the king of crabs.
                Nobody would spend hours arguing about this stupid shit otherwise. You are deadset decrying this stupid b***h.

                >Shes not that bad
                lol yeah man, he’s head over heels.

                I said he's into her you dumb Black person.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the pig or "hot chick" dichotomy again. your brain doesn't seem to work, and you're getting pretty emotional at the very idea of doing better than a literal farm animal pig 3. everything okay at home, kid?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr durr u mad lil bro
                same shit, again and again.
                Talking circles with a bunch of morons that will die alone.
                Threads dying anyway. Have a great night, homosexual!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he runs away
                you know i'm right you'll be thinking about this before bed if you aren't a bot. get some sleep, you seem worked up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bot
                circles again and again.
                And I'M the delusional one. Cinemaphile's really gone down the shitter when gays like you make up the majority of the site.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                thought you were leaving bud?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Never said that, moron!
                Holy shit are you guys braindead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're just acting hysterical now. and all this because you think a fat 3 is your upper limit. you seem like a mess

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hysterical? lmao
                I thought I was a bot, anon? Why'd you spend the last hour arguing with a bot?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                is it because you're seeing red that you are having trouble with reading comprehension? for a treat, you can go re-read my supposed bot post and find I said if you aren't a bot. if being the operative word

                I know you're mad and not thinking straight, but really, that should be easy to understand

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I said if you aren't a bot.
                a-are you actually stupid? You think I COULD be a bot, which is what I am referring too. I didn't expect much from a literal kid, but holy shit. Learn English. How do you not even understand what you type?
                Now reply to me with some other moronation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >referring too
                take a breath, calm down, and then come back to the thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lmao now you're trying to get me on minor grammatical errors.
                I guess that's solid proof I'm not a bot, huh anon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm watching you unravel in real time before my eyes. if I was a crab like you, id try and hit you while you're down. but so far from a crab am i, that I am trying to help you even now. seriously concerned you might pop a blood vessal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The fake concern bit doesn't do anything for you, anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're not really saying anything either. if you're not a bot, you certainly post like one

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one that talks in circles over and over again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                see like there, that doesn't really add anything to the epic convo and it makes me think you're a bot

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao this dood still mad I called him lil bro and is projecting it onto other anons. Holy frick my sides

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he’s in to her
                Yes, and that’s really what we are all confused by

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Shes not that bad
                lol yeah man, he’s head over heels.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There is nothing between fat frumpy woman and a supermodel
                >Anyone telling anon he can do better is actually trying demoralize him
                The only crab here is you. The thought of anon doing better instead of settling horrifies you because you probably decided to settle for shit long ago.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you got a pig dude
              >nah I ain't the crab bruh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anon, it's not hard to pull women who look like that. anyone here could do it. it's just that most of us have more self respect than that. but whatever you gotta tell yourself.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she doesnt care what movie you watch shes trying to get dicked down

    dont pick some autistic shit like a wes anderson movie

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Groundhog Day starring bill murray

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zoolander

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You made me realize I really don’t miss having to pretend I care about people I hardly know

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >girl invites me to her house
    >asks me to pick a movie
    >pick Casino (horrible choice btw)
    >we still end up snuggling on the couch
    >movie ends
    >I leave
    >still a virgin freak to this day
    Not even the first girl's apartment I'd ever been in either

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is incomprehensible to me that there are people sitting around alone, having always been alone, judging girls by their looks

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >work basic tech repair job
    >somewhat attractive milf comes in
    >early 40s maybe, looks like she used to be really cute but is getting major bags under her eyes and saggy jowls
    >she asks for helping connecting to her Bluetooth speaker
    >try with my phone
    >connects right away, starts playing The Social Network soundtrack (last thing I was listening to)
    >"OH MY GOD THIS SONG ROCKS, WHAT IS IT?"
    >"uhhh The Social Network"
    >"OH IT SOUNDS GREAT I NEED TO LISTEN TO THAT ON MY WAY HOME
    >"yeah it's by Trent Reznor and Atticu--"
    >"YEAH TRENT REZNOR I LOVE NINE INCH NAILS THAT'S AWESOME"
    >she won't stop smiling this huge smile and twirling her hair
    >mentions something about how her husband was too busy to even try to fix her speaker but probably couldn't do it anyways
    >completely unsure of what to do because this all feels like it's a very poorly written porno
    >tell her there's no charge (since I did absolutely nothing)
    >"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO SWEET! THANK YOU"
    >she walks away talking about how she'll have to come back with all her other tech to have me fix it
    >"y-you too"
    >that was 5 months ago and never saw her again

    It felt like a fricking setup. Like there was no way in hell that wasn't a sting operation of some sort. Do women really just do this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know why they do it. I think it’s some kind of thrill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why tell lies? the shit about her husband

      you think people can't tell when you are making up stories? at least parts of them?

      i don't understand why young people think they are so smart that they can tell obvious lies...didn't you just make it apparent that you're generally inexperienced? but you think you can lie to other people?

      bizarre behavior

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool the fricking autism
        It's real. If it sounds made up that's because it's exactly what it felt like in the moment. Like I said, it was like she was reading off a porno script completely devoid of organic conversation. It was bizarre.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neverending story
    if you can manage not to cry in front of her

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here nevermind she unmatched me after I told her the movie

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