I need some movie suggestions STAT. She wants to start with a classic, but shes already seen Jurassic Park
I need some movie suggestions STAT. She wants to start with a classic, but shes already seen Jurassic Park
I need some movie suggestions STAT. She wants to start with a classic, but shes already seen Jurassic Park
The Arnold predator movie
If your having this conversation on the app you failed, the app is just supposed to facilitate getting a number or snapchat
>giving your actual phone number to a random prostitute
>snapchat
>not using a blank IG account to talk
SHIGGY DIGGY
she clearly isn't very interested in watching films, you should have steered the conversation into something more flirty and fun
no rizz
nah the first the she talked about when we matched was how much she loved the new Dune movie and how the actors and music were amazing, so i asked her what her favorite movies where
She sounds moronic.
That would be if she liked starwars or marvel.
This
She's moronic
That means she liked the new Dune movie, not that she wants to start exploring the filmographies of Fritz Lang and Howard Hawks
Ignore the haters, anon. She sounds more smart than 90% of waman.
>She sounds more smart than
the ironing
Nerdy ass homosexual
>how much she loved the new Dune movie and how the actors and music were amazing
You're lucky to have found a rare woman who genuinely likes movies and seems to have pretty good taste too. Disregard the miserable spergs here, they hate it when good things happen to anyone but them.
Blade Runner 2049
show her the Lynch Dune
>something more flirty and fun
Such as?
Back to the Future
Yup. Can't go wrong with BTTF. It's fun, funny, interesting, holds up, and it's not hard to keep track of so if you end up having sex you can just go back and keep watching where you left off. It's also the most re-watchable movie(s) I believe I've ever encountered. I just never get sick of watching those movies.
Don't do Titanic. It can backfire because of the depressing elements, and for the love of frick don't do Star Wars either; it's absolutely lost on most women....it's one of those things that they pretend to enjoy, like baseball.
my mom likes star wars...are you saying she lied to me?
These, keep it light until you know how adventurous she is. Don't go with anything too dramatic, edgy or scary, keep it fun and casual.
fun adventure movie. devito's in it a lot and the two leads almost had sex irl
Actually one of the best 80s Indiana Jones ripoffs.
>keep it light
back to the future has a rape scene and raiders has nazis. I don't think either of them are "light" by modern standards. on the upside you can use them to judge how uptight she is.
>incest storyline
star wars sucks dick unless you watched it when you were 10 (and have a nostalgic headcannon to slot the movies into), or you're a mental midget.
The Chronicles of Sneed: The Chuck and Suck Variations. Part 7.
Part 8 got a little too real for me, tbqhwy
>haha movies yeah ok sex now
You've already failed if you need help thinking of a movie you like. We can't give you a personality.
Tremors is fun and campy with a lot of heart, I think that's a great pic of he hasn't seen it
Start with John Hughes movies, maybe?
Tremors is kind of an odd choice. Should not recommend starting with that.
yeah i saw that recently for the first time and was surprised that it was actually pretty good, i always thought i'd hate it
The General
any women who doesn't like physical comedy isn't worth it
Salo
A Serbian Film
Caligula
For starters
Is it not considered homosexual for guys to use haha/lol/etc? I never use any laugh phrases when I message
i use lmao in every sentence I type online/in texts because you homosexuals are very hilarious to me lmao
it is. OP is too worried about coming across as rude or terse so he keeps putting in hahas
I think it's more homosexual to constantly be internally vetting your messaged based on how someone is going to interpret your way of texting. Obviously nobody is a fan of the person who needs to add lol/haha to every sentence as if they're a valley girl with the word "like" but having some hardline rule that you can NEVER do this or else people will think you're GAY and EFFEMINATE seems like neurotic b***h behavior.
We can't all be bad bois like you haha
>Dating apps
Alright, at least show us the hamplanet you matched with.
Faceberg dating was full of single moms the last time I made my rounds on there. Fit ones too, if you can believe it. I had better SPA(sex point average) on there than I did on any other dating app.
How is SPA calculated?
I'll need to see your little black book before I can divulge that sort of confidential information
Oh shit, OP is using a dating app? I just thought he had some different kind of phone. I will NEVER understand why guys use those things. I'm assuming you have to pay...PAY to connect with a girl? Just bust the Boomhauer method and dedicate a day to hitting up random girls on the street and ask for their numbers. You'll get used to the rejections once you start getting numbers; one would honestly be surprised how well this works. Women don't really get hit on randomly like that as much as you'd think...they get checked out and cat-called, but a well dressed man just walking up to them and genuinely saying "hey my name's _____ could I get your number so we can hang out?" That's it, no more than that. Don't do the "sorry to bother you" or "I think you're really pretty." Just go for the kill damn you.
No they're all free to download and join, you have to pay for certain perks like unlimited swipes, being pushed to the top of the algorithm, seeing who disliked you etc etc. It's all garbage like you said. As always, the solution is to go outside and touch grass.
>just walking up to them and genuinely saying "hey my name's _____ could I get your number so we can hang out?" That's it, no more than that. Don't do the "sorry to bother you" or "I think you're really pretty." Just go for the kill
That sounds psychotic, quite frankly.
>That sounds psychotic, quite frankly.
Women call that drive
>That sounds psychotic, quite frankly.
That's the best part because most of the time you get the crazy b***hes. I looove me a BPD bad b***h. But some nice gals will appreciate you assertiveness. Usually they'll ask you to elaborate why you want to "hang out" and congratulations, you've entered into flirting territory. Once you get over the rejections it's easy peasy. I've gotten to the point where I just walk away as they start to say "I'm sorry but I've got a boyfrie—" and regularly ask another girl the same thing within earshot.
Brass balls my friends. Brass motherfricking balls.
I just watched Glengarry Glen Ross the other night and thought it was very good. I wish there was more sales / financial movies. I feel like I've seen everything good between this, Margin Call, Wolf of WallStreet, Wallstreet and The Big Short.
>he hasn't seen boiler room
yikes
I was actually going to mention that as the only "well known" one I haven't seen. I guess I'll check it out.
Boiler room is shit. Such shit. Bunch of wannabe stock gays watching better movies and being stupid with business.
Damn I was going to recommend Margin Call...a lot of people don't know about that movie. I can't speak for Wall St. or any of that shit, but everything in that movie is literally what it's like working for a bank. Like one second there's rules, and then the next it's absolute chaos.
You could watch Dopesick if you wanna see it from the sales angle, which I find to be more toxic but waaay funner and more layback. The way they brainwash those drug reps into selling poison is exactly how they brainwash rookie realtors into talking people into buying homes they can't afford knowing full well they'll be on the streets in a couple of years.
>and regularly ask another girl the same thing within earshot.
(Assuming you're telling the truth on a site where people are notoriously LARPers,) doesn't that just make the second girl way more likely to reject you, as she'll be insulted by being your second choice?
doesn't matter, it's a power move.
It's free. You just have to be Chad or moderately attractive and have a personality.
Ms. 45
Saw the trailer for this, is this the female version of Death Wish? If so I'm in.
A Serbian Film
Shawshank Redemption
Titanic
Ocean's Eleven
Yep, can't go wrong with Frank Sinatra 🙂
True Romance
Can't go wrong with that one, it's right there in the title.
Classic romantic comedy.
Indiana Jones is fun
Post one of her pictures first so I can tell you if it's worth it or not
She’s not that bad
She's cute. Could use a change of glasses though
anon...
t. fat morons who'll die alone because he needs every woman to be a 10/10
more like people calling a spade a spade. reality doesn't change if you call an ugly pig beautiful, she still looks the same. come join us in reality when you're done white knighting in la la land
Yeah, I'm just doing the same, anon. You're a fat ugly moron who will die alone. Just the simple facts.
>if I attack him and lie about him, she will love me
I know you're lonely, but this isn't helping
I'm not the one who posted her, moron.
You gays have delusional standards when you 100% look worse than her.
>that emotional outburst and projection
not sure what you're going through but hope you come out the other end better able to handle reality. there are ugly girls in the world, it's something you have to accept and you can't "defend" them all and they wont fall in love with you even if you do. the road you're on leads nowhere
>hurr durr no u are delusional
KYS, your deflection just proves I'm right. You'd be lucky if even a fat whale looked in your direction.
>still projecting, still living in a fantasy world slaying "dragons" and saving "maidens"
get help
>If you have standards better than fat woman with a forehead you can land a 747 on, you're being unrealistic and delusional
Listen, just because you've acclimated yourself to eating trash doesn't mean everyone else here has. Quit projecting. For the person who didn't post her, you sure seem assmad at people calling her ugly.
I just hate delusional homosexuals like you who think they have the right to even have standards.
She's perfectly average, you are likely a troglodyte.
>still deflecting
sweaty, it isn't "deflecting" when you don't acknowledge someone's delusions. you're not well, you're getting worked up and emotional over objective facts. she ain't cute. you have to accept that
You can respond "no u" all you want, moron. Now go jerk off, alone and unwanted.
you're just rambling now. take a minute, catch your breath, and then come back
Your replies are weak. Last (you) from me.
>balding manlet accuses others of being balding manlets
hate to see it. Now go kys.
>twitter reaction image
you're so cooked
>twitter
6/10, got me to reply. Now go buy the extra thick rope to have a nice day, newbie.
>still being aggressive online and weird
seriously get some help
I can only imagine you're some version of ugly since you're getting so emotional over this. You were just crying over the other anon replying to using "no u" arguments, but now you're doing the same shit. What's wrong lil bro?
>u mad
>lil bro
pathetic, you newbies suck at this.
But you are mad, anon. I don't know why, it seems very silly, but something really irked you about people pointing out an ugly girl was ugly. Instead of seething while telling people to an hero, you would be better off directing that energy towards improving yourself, and maybe one day you won't need to settle and act like you're lucky to get attention from a woman who is frankly not that attractive.
Give them a break, their peers are offended by incorrect pronouns so they're obviously missing the mark here.
>You must be some twitter troony because you call a spade a spade and then mock some homosexual having a white knight temper tantrum over it
Lol, lmao even. Do you even fricking read what you type?
You're hilariously upset. Lurk moar newbie.
>Calling someone a newbie while getting irate at not treating some 3/10 like a goddess
Loving every laugh. I never knew calling and uggo an uggo would get me so many (you)s. Really hitting close to home I guess.
Nobody is treating her like a goddess, moron.
I'm just calling you a delusional homosexual for thinking she's some hideous abomination when she's a 5-6/10
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I wasn't asking, you know.
>while getting irate
I'm not irate. You're typing like a crazy person, thoughbeit.
Yea, I'm sure the person telling people to kill themselves in every post is not seething and very mentally sound.
>Fat woman with a balding man's hairline
>5-6/10
Pfffft
You're lashing out irrationally and we all see it little padawan. *pats head*
>he thinks anons using KYS is only fringe seething behavior
you really are a fricking newbie, aren't you?
Fringe behavior being the norm here doesn't make it not fringe behavior. And acting like that over some random ugly woman of all things is something you should find strange if you're so concerned about newbies. By no means an oldgay, but there's a good chance I've been here longer than you. That's neither here nor there though.
>Still with the no u
Truly pathetic. Truly.
u mad bro?
>posting a Taylor Swift reaction image
Man, that guy is right, you ARE a newbie
You're sweaty. Bathe.
You are projecting so hard. I'm sorry you're a balding manlet or something. It is really not hard to get dates with women who look better than that, and I almost feel bad that it seems like you've conditioned yourself to settle with the bottom of the barrel.
>not that bad
Thumb your balls into her pussy while watching the five fingers of death
put the whale on so she feels ashamed and then frick her like she's a dirty barn animal
anon, we need to see what you look like now to confirm the match.
i mean, you wouldn't post her face on here and not yours right?
>honest angle
>nice smile
as long as she's not obese I'd hit that. good luck anon
>Actually posting her picture
You fool
Anon I'm going to tell you something. Red Flag! That b***h doesn't NEED glasses. I can tell they are indeed prescription, but she can take em or leave em. I appreciate that she's not wearing makeup, but never trust a b***h who hides behind dark rimmed glasses like that. She's pretending to be innocent and/or make it look like she took that picture at random, yet her hair is made up and she's dressed up. She put effort into that. I sense deceit.
With that said, I'd still go for it. I bet she's wild in bed. I'm assuming she's seen you? Hey and while we're on the subject...pic related is this new girl that started working at my office. She's 19 (18 in this picture) and we're definitely getting there but two problems:
>Everyone tells me she's ugly
>I'm 39
She's not that bad right? I don't care about the age difference bullshit. I've gone the other way and banged 60 year olds (but like really taken care of ones with $$$)
>She's not that bad right?
Why are you concerned with other people's opinions? Aren't you the one that has to wake up next to her, the day after? If you felt that she was gorgeous, would you be asking people what they thought of her? No, right, you'd be content with your own opinion. So take a moment to consider what you think of her, and let that be the only opinion that matters (PS do make sure to see her without makeup though, it makes a lot of difference)
Yes yes, but I might be looking at her through rose tinted glasses because of the age difference. I WILL say, that at her age I wouldn't have given her a second glance (I like tall blondes) but her breasts are really something, although I feel at times that they're too big given her short stature.
Eh why not bang some mid 19yo if that turns you on, the best thing is she won’t expect it to be anything more than a hookup
As the other anon said, I don't really see this as relationship material. Hit it and quit it.
you dont have sex or relationships
ballbuster spotted
She's cute. Good luck Anon, online dating is tough. I recommend just looking up a list of classic movies. Some safe ones that are not too obvious and not too long. Godspeed.
she's not cute she looks like a mean middle school teacher
Good luck fren
She's cute, don't listen to the other gays.
I give her points for no makeup and I can even take that runway of a forehead but jowls on a woman before the age of 50 is very much a turn off for me. I wish you both the best though anon.
she's cute and she looks normal
what's she doing on some homosexual app like bumble talking to some socially awkward Cinemaphile moron?
>cute
>normal
woe to us who have let women so utterly destroy even the idea of beauty that that swamp creature is considered "normal" and "cute"
>that that
post a pic of yourself with a timestamp
she has pretty eyes and an alert and engaging expression
I dont see any tattoos
she's white, she's smiling and she looks about 27 years old
over all you could do a lot worse my friend.
you want to post some of the supermodels you're banging?
she is an ogre
post yourself, homosexual
hope she reads this and sees how much you bleed in her honor, bro
>bleed in her honor
lmao, I guess you must be a lot uglier if you are too scared to post yourself.
no accounting for taste
she looks cute to me
Jim Sterling's sister.
Why would you post this you absolute moron, any anon can image search this pic which will be on one of her social media’s as women reuse selfies.
whenever I reverse search it I just get links to hippo safari parks
>She’s not that bad
this reads like you're trying to convince yourself more than us
Cute. Good job anon don't frick up
hideous
That’s like a 2/10 my guy, are things that grim in US
She's fine anon, perfectly average girl the type most of us end up with if you like her and she likes you that's all that matters don't let the shut in homosexuals here bother you.
>the type most of us will end up with
I can 100% guarantee most of us can do better than a fat 3
you couldn't lol
you'd be lucky if you could get someone at all.
do I even need to tell you that is text book projection? you know what you're doing. I don't mind you think so low of yourself a girl like that is your upper limit, but when you include me and the other guys, now you're just in a different league of crabbucket cope
post yourself anon, prove me wrong.
deep down you know I'm right
that's some serious cope, anon. Sorry buddy, but you'll be dying alone.
projection, projection, projection, what will we ever do with you, anon?
you like to use that word a lot, anon.
you like to do that alot when talking to people. it's not a good habit, you should work on it
do what, anon? You got an opportunity to say projection again and you declined? That isn't like you.
your mental stronghold of illusions is impenetrable. must be very comforting to invent fantastical foes and slay them
meanwhile, in the real world... lol
Man, for losers that talk a big game you always resort to the same 3 tactics.
It's really sad. Try something new!
you're doing incredible versus the mental image you've made that exists only in your mind. another critical blow to the strawman
you're on your own planet, man. not even human
>projection
>no u
>ur delusional
Just the same 3 cycled over and over again.
There is no strawman, anon. I'm just calling you an ugly homosexual.
post your gains, homosexual
you realize your only contribution to this discussion was you making up lies about me then acting weird when I called you out on it, right? you've said nothing of substance. I guess that's your strat for winning online arguments, guess it works because people realize they're talking to a bot and just stop replying, therefore you "win" lol
pure sad shit
Lies? They aren't lies lol, you've yet to prove me wrong.
But sure anon, claim I'm a bot. That'll definitely show me you aren't the one who's actually delusional.
yup, the straw army falls before your sword of fabrication in heaps with every swing. you are truly the master illusion slayer
want to join us in reality, or keep playing solo pretend and imagining yourself the hero?
Jesus Christ, anon. You're really going to call me delusional when you're spouting this inane shit?
another fatal blow to your imagination. bravo
Alright, AI Dungeon.
I want to move forward, looking for loot the evil anon dropped after I killed him.
Did you just get put of a dnd session, dude?
>p-projection!
Ah, the classic ugly only loser defence.
You'll just end up being your own girlfriend again anon.
She's cute, also if that's really her you're a fricking moron for posting her picture.
woof
>not that bad
Reminds me of my high school practice gf except even fatter.
solid 5/10. At least she's white.
>atleast she's white
>the new aryan paradise will be full of fat neckbeards and their 3/10 wives
what would hitler say? you know he valued physical fitness right?
>so this broad says in her profile she loves being kissed on the forehead
>I don't know I'd say that looks more like a fivehead to me
I'd need to see her body. The face isn't too bad but if it's a fat chick, that would be enough to turn me off. You have no idea how bad fat chicks smell.
>if she's fat
>if
you really can't tell from that picture? she has 4 cheeks
There have been very, very few occassions where I've seen girls with circle heads and killer bodies. I knew one in high school, as a matter of fact.
Irreversible (2002).
Twister
Lawrence of Arabia
The Court Jester
Singing in the Rain
Psycho
The Great Race
The Wizard of Oz
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>showing a woman Lawrence of Arabia
women are incapable of understanding a movie like that anon
Romancing the Stone
>asks Cinemaphile for dating advice
Wait till you find out that Cinemaphile has a dating app (90% stacies)
It's called duolicious btw.
this looks like a complete scam
I am afraid that it is indeed very real, but it's worse than tinder.
You mean I can finally find my virgin aryan waifu??
absolutely 🙂
Women don't give a shit about movies FYI. She's humoring you.
>"I'll show you classics"
>Doesn't know any classics
Lmao frickin zoomers
I have classics on my Plex but I dont think women actually care about these
You think women don't care about Snow White?
holy pseud that list is giving me cancer. you just copied AMCs schedule from fall 2008 didn't you, you're literally just watching shit
Did you mean to write TCM instead of AMC? Moron.
>he doesn't know amc plays old movies too
holy zoomer just put a bullet in my head
No I copied my dads tapes from the 80s
ah yes the family vhs copies.
more families should do this
>popular pleb boomer shit
now it makes sense
Awesome
>dont think women actually care about these
>Disney classics
Kek
>Casablanca 1943
>It's from 1942
>he doesn't know about the secret casablanca
God I wish.
Casablanca is ironically a decent date film if I remember correctly.
Crazy that Marty is literally the only kino here
Yeah that list is absolute shit it's honestly a little impressive how someone can miss so many times it's like it was on purpose
Alien
Tremors
Robo cop
The thing (John Carpenter)
Why can't you think of movies for yourself?
Inspector Gadget
then you turn to her when the credits roll and say go go gadget... fun time? and let your boner pop up from between your thighs into her hand
she will being laughing too hard to say no
>then you turn to her when the credits roll and say go go gadget... fun time?
that doesn't make sense you tard. he says "go go gadget" and then the name of the specific object/tool/device/whatever that he wants to use. "fun time" isn't an object.
what you'd actually say is "go go gadget boner" or "go go gadget penis" or "go go gadget wiener"
>take this idiot to the junkyard
>no, not that idiot, THIS one
>..gotta be more specific. lotta idiots around here
it's a shit movie overall but it has some good moments
There Will Be Blood
Indiana Jones. Also sets you up for follow-up dates to finish the trilogy. Good mix of adventure, romance, and banter.
Ferris buelers day off
Terminator
Who framed Roger rabbit
Tron
Darkman
Lawnmower man (this is probably a weird pick to come out the gate with full disclosure)
Scream
Tbh she sounds unhinged.
All women are unhinged
Ghostbusters or the original Pink Panther are good date movies
The mask with Jim carrey.
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Lord of the Rings
cider house rules
Master and Commander
Das Boot
The Bounty
>Forgetting The Hunt for Red October
OP's never going to get his dick wet at this rate
oh yes I knew I was missing something.
thank you anon.
we will get op laid yet
Pretty Baby (1978)
Drive (2011)
Birth of a Nation
Hackers
Tremors
Watching movies to start out with a new date is fricking horrendous unless it's in your living room and you can touch her
Where else are we going to watch old movies? At the drive in? Think man
yeah idk what that moron was talking about but to think a drive in movie date wouldn't be peak kino touchy date is ridiculous...
xtro
Documentary on the history of aircraft carrier development and its effect on naval strategy made using Minecraft cutscenes. b***hes love that shit.
The first time my girlfriend came to my house we watched No Country for Old Men, Joker, and Cobra. We stopped watching Cobra half way through to frick.
Megan is Missing
You can't go wrong with The Mummy. Maybe Gladiator.
>movies from the 2000's are considered "classics" now
lol
it's nearly been a quarter of a century, anon.
When did Jurassic park come out again, Anon?
The Mummy was a classic the second it came out. It's genuinely the pinnacle of fun movies.
Dances with Wolves
Robocop
Waterloo
Girls not already into movies wont enjoy that
Women love ol' Boney.
>haha don't blame your parents
underrated moron thing to say
Deep Throat (1972)
Legitimately a classic and important film
Don't start with anything heavier than Jaws. You know what? Start with Jaws
Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Wild At Heart
>Lost Highway
>Mulholland Drive
Female brain can't handle the plot. Her brain will go boom.
the running man
Taxi driver
When will the normalgay invasion of our beloved board end, bros?
I don't get why people are getting ornery about a tubby girl. most people I know, including myself, have porked a piggie or parked in the disabled spot once in a while.
yeah but you never lied to yourself and thought the pig you porked was a goddess right. that's the thing. frick a fatty, fine, great, but lets not kid ourselves acting like she's "cute"
Backdoor bawds 5
4 is better
for me it's Flesh Gordon
Raiders of the Lost Ark. It has romance, action, humor, quality everything and she can drool over Harrison Ford.
Hook.
Irreversible' (2002)
I would not go with a beaneress
lmao this homie needs to ask fricking Cinemaphile to help him think of even one single inoffensive movie to be a sacrificial offering to this hoe (who's probably fat btw)
>lmao this homie
Go away Black person.
if I were black my post wouldn't have been denigrating fat women. Think, chud
>if I were black
So you simply pretend to be a Black person because you admire them. God bless America.
snowpiercer
Beverly Hills Cop, only the first one.
Only the first one. It is a certified classic, at first I thought the movie poster looked cheesy and cliche but it was actually fun.
This has been scientifically proven the correct movie. It’s Hitch
>cuckold itt whiteknighting a 3/10
KEK
You're anonymous. If you want to talk to people simply start a conversation. You don' thave to act like a silly goose to get attention.
bro you have ZERO fricking rizz
he just needs to stop texting in paragraphs. character count matters these days to silly women
How big is your penis?
Show her Rain Man, guarantee she'll like it
depends on your definition of "classic"
girls love pirates of the carabine
Alien
Predator
Star Wars/Trek (only if shes a giga nerd)
sorcerer
chinatown
chimes at midnight
With normies you have to keep it really simple and slowly find out their tastes and work your way from there.
Show her the fall. b***hes love the fall.
The African Queen.
Great movie, directed by John Huston in his prime starring Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn its pretty much the best Romantic adventure film ever made and its fun and upbeat so its a good film to watch with a chick.
Romancing the Stone is basically the more modern 1980s version and is also worth considering if you can't bring yourself to watch a film from the 50s. Also a fun romantic adventure movie starring Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner directed by Robert Zemeckis.
dying alone is better than settling for a 3/10 fatass
>Haha
ben-hur
I banged a big tiddy Cajun girl after playing the Kindergarten Cop drinking game with her. Don't do the one where you drink every time there's a male ponytail or you'll die.
>you should put up with a fat ugly woman because she likes dune
a grim look at society
This place really is just a bunch of crabs in a bucket, isn't it?
It's demoralization bots. We really shouldn't be replying to them, but whatever.
100% yes
it's pathetic
Yeah, they just find the need to put anon down after he actually manages to get a chick.
They're losers, just ignore them.
he got a pig
see? Crabs in a bucket.
it's not crabs. he can do better. I want him to improve
ok, crabs.
You want him to improve by not getting a gf and holding out for a supermodel? Did that work for you?
ah yes the false dichotomy of pig or supermodel with nothing inbetween. I love that one
That pic is literally middle of the road. You've been ruined by porn
>that
>middle
yikes you're cooked. that woman is a beast
>cooked
Oh, you're a zoomer too. That would explain why your views so off. Stay off the porn, kid.
you're so desperate to feel superior, yet you're advocating for an inferior existence. you are a contradiction. be fat and meek, or be strong and willing to improve but what you're doing now just makes you look confused and desperate
>feel superior
Black person the only one trying to do that is you. Stop with your dumb ass speech when you yourself couldn't get a chick even if you tried.
I'm saying this guy, and everyone in here, can do better than a fat 3 with grandma glasses. you're on some wild other shit and mad because I think you can do better? you're the crab
Again, she's middle of the road and anon is into her.
The only person who is mad about this arrangement is YOU gays who thinks he should ditch her for a better woman. YOU are the crab. Stop with the pathetic "you can do better" garbage. You are literally talking out of your ass.
she is not middle of the road no matter how many times you say it. he's also just matched with her on bumble or whatever, you act like they've dated for 6 months when you say 'ditch" her. and just because you don't want to believe there is anything better than a fat 3 you can possibly get, does not make that true, and it most definitely does not make it true for others. you are the king of crabs
You're the moron saying he should wait around until some hot chick throws himself at him. YOU are the king of crabs.
Nobody would spend hours arguing about this stupid shit otherwise. You are deadset decrying this stupid b***h.
I said he's into her you dumb Black person.
the pig or "hot chick" dichotomy again. your brain doesn't seem to work, and you're getting pretty emotional at the very idea of doing better than a literal farm animal pig 3. everything okay at home, kid?
>hurr durr u mad lil bro
same shit, again and again.
Talking circles with a bunch of morons that will die alone.
Threads dying anyway. Have a great night, homosexual!
>he runs away
you know i'm right you'll be thinking about this before bed if you aren't a bot. get some sleep, you seem worked up
>bot
circles again and again.
And I'M the delusional one. Cinemaphile's really gone down the shitter when gays like you make up the majority of the site.
thought you were leaving bud?
Never said that, moron!
Holy shit are you guys braindead.
you're just acting hysterical now. and all this because you think a fat 3 is your upper limit. you seem like a mess
Hysterical? lmao
I thought I was a bot, anon? Why'd you spend the last hour arguing with a bot?
is it because you're seeing red that you are having trouble with reading comprehension? for a treat, you can go re-read my supposed bot post and find I said if you aren't a bot. if being the operative word
I know you're mad and not thinking straight, but really, that should be easy to understand
>I said if you aren't a bot.
a-are you actually stupid? You think I COULD be a bot, which is what I am referring too. I didn't expect much from a literal kid, but holy shit. Learn English. How do you not even understand what you type?
Now reply to me with some other moronation.
>referring too
take a breath, calm down, and then come back to the thread
lmao now you're trying to get me on minor grammatical errors.
I guess that's solid proof I'm not a bot, huh anon?
I'm watching you unravel in real time before my eyes. if I was a crab like you, id try and hit you while you're down. but so far from a crab am i, that I am trying to help you even now. seriously concerned you might pop a blood vessal
The fake concern bit doesn't do anything for you, anon.
you're not really saying anything either. if you're not a bot, you certainly post like one
You're the one that talks in circles over and over again
see like there, that doesn't really add anything to the epic convo and it makes me think you're a bot
Lmao this dood still mad I called him lil bro and is projecting it onto other anons. Holy frick my sides
>he’s in to her
Yes, and that’s really what we are all confused by
>Shes not that bad
lol yeah man, he’s head over heels.
>There is nothing between fat frumpy woman and a supermodel
>Anyone telling anon he can do better is actually trying demoralize him
The only crab here is you. The thought of anon doing better instead of settling horrifies you because you probably decided to settle for shit long ago.
>you got a pig dude
>nah I ain't the crab bruh
anon, it's not hard to pull women who look like that. anyone here could do it. it's just that most of us have more self respect than that. but whatever you gotta tell yourself.
she doesnt care what movie you watch shes trying to get dicked down
dont pick some autistic shit like a wes anderson movie
Groundhog Day starring bill murray
zoolander
You made me realize I really don’t miss having to pretend I care about people I hardly know
>girl invites me to her house
>asks me to pick a movie
>pick Casino (horrible choice btw)
>we still end up snuggling on the couch
>movie ends
>I leave
>still a virgin freak to this day
Not even the first girl's apartment I'd ever been in either
it is incomprehensible to me that there are people sitting around alone, having always been alone, judging girls by their looks
>work basic tech repair job
>somewhat attractive milf comes in
>early 40s maybe, looks like she used to be really cute but is getting major bags under her eyes and saggy jowls
>she asks for helping connecting to her Bluetooth speaker
>try with my phone
>connects right away, starts playing The Social Network soundtrack (last thing I was listening to)
>"OH MY GOD THIS SONG ROCKS, WHAT IS IT?"
>"uhhh The Social Network"
>"OH IT SOUNDS GREAT I NEED TO LISTEN TO THAT ON MY WAY HOME
>"yeah it's by Trent Reznor and Atticu--"
>"YEAH TRENT REZNOR I LOVE NINE INCH NAILS THAT'S AWESOME"
>she won't stop smiling this huge smile and twirling her hair
>mentions something about how her husband was too busy to even try to fix her speaker but probably couldn't do it anyways
>completely unsure of what to do because this all feels like it's a very poorly written porno
>tell her there's no charge (since I did absolutely nothing)
>"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO SWEET! THANK YOU"
>she walks away talking about how she'll have to come back with all her other tech to have me fix it
>"y-you too"
>that was 5 months ago and never saw her again
It felt like a fricking setup. Like there was no way in hell that wasn't a sting operation of some sort. Do women really just do this?
I don’t know why they do it. I think it’s some kind of thrill
why tell lies? the shit about her husband
you think people can't tell when you are making up stories? at least parts of them?
i don't understand why young people think they are so smart that they can tell obvious lies...didn't you just make it apparent that you're generally inexperienced? but you think you can lie to other people?
bizarre behavior
Cool the fricking autism
It's real. If it sounds made up that's because it's exactly what it felt like in the moment. Like I said, it was like she was reading off a porno script completely devoid of organic conversation. It was bizarre.
Neverending story
if you can manage not to cry in front of her
OP here nevermind she unmatched me after I told her the movie