i never knew donkey kong high scores were such a big deal.

i never knew donkey kong high scores were such a big deal. i think pic related is the best player after seeing him in the king of kong a fistful of quarters

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  1. 9 months ago
    What is up you absolute legends

    I believe he was given a "video game player of the century award". Pretty impressive. Shame guiness world records tried to slander him. Success breeds jealousy I guess.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      weirdest troll/bait thread

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jobst will fricking rope just like apollo for fricking with big dick billy. billy is going to fricking slaughter him in court. no mercy

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will win:

    >grifting homosexual youtiber ausfailian

    Or

    >confirmed greatest video game player to ever exist

    Pretty fricking obvious if you ask me. Oh and BTW, speedrunners are ALL trannies. No exceptions.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    semper games

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get banned from Cinemaphile
    >start posting the same gay threads on Cinemaphile
    Why?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    op confirmed for not being an absolute legend

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    billy mitchell did nothing wrong

    james rolfe is on RECORD saying Billy Mitchell is a stand-up guy who did nothing wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conman fools a guy who literally rode the short bus to school
      Woah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insipid horrifically punchable e-celeb homosexual stood up for this guy!!
      wow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      James Rolfe raped a 15-year-old in 2011, I'm not particularly interested in his opinions on whether any given person is good or not

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karl malding

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >James Rolfe raped a 15-year-old in 2011
        [citation needed]

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trust the experts, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's spent the last 15 years suing everyone who's so much as glanced sideways at him. I don't give a shit if he cheated or not - he's still a fricking butthole.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its so damn funny how James befriends every conman in the business

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a donkey kong kill screen coming up
    in case you're interested

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit why did you make me remember this guy. is he still playing video games in that arcade and eating footlong coney's and burgers all day?what an absolute waste of human blood and organs. his parents should be investigated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could play Otacon in a Metal Gear Solid 4 movie

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are such trash.
    They will never know what it means to truly enjoy a video game.
    >B-B-BUT I GOT THE HIGH SCORE? BING BING WAHOO?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billy is so based. He already made one troony kill itself and he’s going to make Jobber do the same.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jobst sisters did you remember to tip your favorite zoomer grifter?
    His wife has turned to turning tricks on the street to support his cereal addiction because Billy financially ruined him, every donation counts so get out there and slam that donate button you absolute legends.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ being evil really tkes a toll on your appearance

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His speedrunning videos are cool, even if you aren't into it. He does a good job explaining it and making it interesting for an outsider. But yeah, the Billy Mitchell videos are probably getting him a bunch of views and new subscribers, so he's gonna dump a shitton of those. Must be hard to regularly pump out a speedrunning video too. Which is more youtube's fault I think? Iirc they changed the algorhytm, so if you don't chuck out a new video every other day, you get ignored in the search results. Which has resulted in cheap cashgrabs.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine caring if this guy is a cheater or not lmao. Who gives a frick about Donkey Kong? Gamers are pathetic lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Wverytime i play videogames after the "hey this is kind of fun!" Wears off i feel like a moron fricking loser. Its make believe. Doesnt matter. Its a pinball machine. Touch grass and have sex.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is just jealous of his hair.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Provable cheater VS Absolute Legend

    Who wins?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about this is just so bizarre.
    In the end, what is this all about?
    How can someone care so much about a 20+ year old arcade game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's gonna Steven Seagal it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet sweet Raid Shadow Legends monies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the end, what is this all about?
      His (and other) fake records were used to inflate the value of Twin Galaxies and when it came out he cheated and his records were stripped the new owners of TG are suing him for essentially helping to scam them. Also, the rest of the lawsuits are just Billy himself going after anyone he feels has wronged him.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still no proof Hans cheated

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have friend who is exactly like Billy Mitchell but with other video games. He's a lazy loser but when he gets platinum or diamond in any video game, he won't shut the frick up about it. Then when I casually do the same shit in one month, pure silence from him. Absolute morons like this exist. They need to be utterly spat in the face and rejected by everyone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya seethe?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Mitchell is a proven cheater and a homosexual, and the entire "video game records" industry is crooked as frick.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jobs is a homosexual hope Billy BODIES him

    The records stand. No proof of cheating. Just slanderous losers trying to making a name for themselves on the suffering and character assassination of another.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same discord trannies as the threads on Cinemaphile Im assuming.

    *Yawn*

    3/10

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