I never saw the new Elvis film. Does this sandwich make an appearance in it?

I never saw the new Elvis film. Does this sandwich make an appearance in it?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder he died from his ass clogging and blowing up if this is what he ate all day every day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the pills

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the white stuff between jelly and pb?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's bread. It goes on the outside of a sandwich.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ESL pajeet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ETL beaner

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            EFL belgian

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *unzips pants*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not unzipping dick
        The West has fallen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't want to vomit, take a deep breath before reading the spoiler. It's ____bacon____

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what fricking white stuff

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person what the frick are you talking about? the reflection from the lights on the peanut butter??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's talking about the strips of bacon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he said white stuff you confounding Black personman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bacon? bananas?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      'naners

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fool's Gold Loaf

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Gold_Loaf

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flying from memphis to denver just for a sandwich

    Why couldn't he just make it at home? You can pick up those ingredients at any grocery store in any town in america.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because flying across the country for THAT sandwich is the ultimate, most pure combination of gluttony and laziness. I wouldn't have been able to resist either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was elvis and he was partying with his friends. guy was not just flying there but driving around in a limo chowing them down with Perrier water and having a good time. guy was so rich he probably thought the money he would save would cost more than the cost for the party, guy probably just wanted to get out of graceland for a bit too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't in a limo, he sent one of his hangers-on to get the sandwiches and stayed on the plane eating until they left, Elvis never actually left the plane at any point during the trip. Which is even more impressive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't in a limo, he sent one of his hangers-on to get the sandwiches and stayed on the plane eating until they left, Elvis never actually left the plane at any point during the trip. Which is even more impressive.

        Thanks anons. Made it feel like I was there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was Elvis you frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wait 2½ hours in a tiny pressurized tube for some shitty sandwiches
      I don't fricking get it either

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they probably got some prostitutes there and went howling too or something

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *bowling

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          possible that he howled too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Taylor Swift flies her private jet for frickall reasons, why couldn't Elvis?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A private jet flight is in no way comparable to your airport experiences, bro

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've flown in first class a few times, maybe a private plane would be more comfortable, but frick sitting there for hours

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sit for hours in your chair on Cinemaphile literally what is the difference lmao. Imaging getting into arguments on here just knowing it doesn't matter how moronic you or they are being, you're 20000ft in the air and you're GOING to have the sandwich you wanted. It's only a matter of time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        airplane travel used to be way more luxurious than nowadays

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it didn't but elvis had a private plane so he was probably alright

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nh it did

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cause he was a moronic homosexual and he ruined the climate

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Elvis the pinnacle white man? No one will ever come close to his basedness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >died as a bloated, sweaty mess due to being full of shit
      Yeah that's pretty much the average white guy today

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes he got to be a rock n roll neet who played music whenever the frick he wanted, and did whatever the frick he wanted. so based that he made moronic boomers repeatedly throw their wallets at him for writing mediocre swing/country/blues, and got to be high as frick 24/7 while doing it. no other celebrity got to live it like him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >write
        No, he was so based that songwriters WANTED for him to cover their songs among the 20 others during one performance where he was puffing and basically out of breath, it still was a huge honor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      vanilla ice is peak whiteness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler >>>>>> Elvis

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, Elvis was a gypsy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought there was banana on this thing too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      different sandwich. fried banana

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this used to be considered an absurd meal by americans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you couldn't even afford that in your country

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't this like a whole loaf and a whole jar of jam loaded into this? i'm sure it's bigger irl than this pic shows

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad eats a PB&J every morning and now he's a pre diabetic senior citizen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice trips
      Also there is no way someone is becoming pre-diabetic from a daily PB&J sandwich. He's got to be drinking or eating a ton more sugar.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's plenty of sugar in the jam

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    these must have entered the zeitgeist recently, i too have been eating penut butter jelly and bacon sandwiches lately

    they are good but i hate when i overdo my bacon, frick crunch bacon. slightly
    chewy is where its at

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the Elvis sandwich had banana instead of bacon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the things he like though pretty sure he still had bacon on his fried pb and banana sandwiches.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon and peanut butter is fricking delicious

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that bread looks terrible

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elvis Presley, "the king", was the first big scam of rock and roll, and the model for all that followed (Beatles above all). A mediocre singer, he was, more than anything else, a brilliant marketing gimmick: a white man who not only sang black songs (as Bill Haley had done the year prior), but sang and moved like a black man (in particular copying the style on the stage of Bo Diddley), exuding animalistic sensuality and posing as a rebel hooligan (while in reality it was just a telegenic face). Beyond record and costume manipulations, Presley was a mediocre singer of romantic ballads, influenced by Italian-American crooners (Dean Martin in particular), opera and gospel, who had made his debut (from 1954 to 1956) as Southern white singer (in theory condemned to the stereotype of country music) who sang the rhythm and blues of blacks: That's All Right Mama by Arthur Crudup, his first single in July 1954; Roy Brown's Good Rockin 'Tonight , 1955; Junior Parker's Mystery Train , the first "number one hit" in September 1955.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, I cannot find it. Where is the person who asked?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do zoomers like the bogdanoff memes so much?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Italian
      >British teeth

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat Elvis and fat Marlon Brando would have been buddies for sure

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well why weren't they?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        add Orson Welles to the mix too

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, no, no. he wasn't queer. but richard pryor was

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine obese Orson directing one final kino with obese Marlon and obese Elvis.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm putting together a team

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gandolfini died in like 2012.
              With Orson, Marlon and Elvis there was a time in the 70s when all three were alive and obese.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could see Marlon and Elvis being buddies but Orson was probably too high brow for them. Even if he hung out with them I could imagine him looking down on them and one day calling them stupid buttholes to their face, completely out of the blue, then shuffling off in a drunken stupor.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do that all the time to me friends and we're back shittalking and drinking the next weekend.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who was more redpilled? Shame they banned that Brando interview with Larry King about the tribe. Seething.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elvis Presley's intestines were probably as long as a football field.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever been constipated because Elvis was.
    Elvis died on the toilet attempting to pass a 4 month old stool.

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