Because flying across the country for THAT sandwich is the ultimate, most pure combination of gluttony and laziness. I wouldn't have been able to resist either.
it was elvis and he was partying with his friends. guy was not just flying there but driving around in a limo chowing them down with Perrier water and having a good time. guy was so rich he probably thought the money he would save would cost more than the cost for the party, guy probably just wanted to get out of graceland for a bit too
He wasn't in a limo, he sent one of his hangers-on to get the sandwiches and stayed on the plane eating until they left, Elvis never actually left the plane at any point during the trip. Which is even more impressive.
He wasn't in a limo, he sent one of his hangers-on to get the sandwiches and stayed on the plane eating until they left, Elvis never actually left the plane at any point during the trip. Which is even more impressive.
You sit for hours in your chair on Cinemaphile literally what is the difference lmao. Imaging getting into arguments on here just knowing it doesn't matter how moronic you or they are being, you're 20000ft in the air and you're GOING to have the sandwich you wanted. It's only a matter of time
yes he got to be a rock n roll neet who played music whenever the frick he wanted, and did whatever the frick he wanted. so based that he made moronic boomers repeatedly throw their wallets at him for writing mediocre swing/country/blues, and got to be high as frick 24/7 while doing it. no other celebrity got to live it like him.
>write
No, he was so based that songwriters WANTED for him to cover their songs among the 20 others during one performance where he was puffing and basically out of breath, it still was a huge honor
>Elvis Presley, "the king", was the first big scam of rock and roll, and the model for all that followed (Beatles above all). A mediocre singer, he was, more than anything else, a brilliant marketing gimmick: a white man who not only sang black songs (as Bill Haley had done the year prior), but sang and moved like a black man (in particular copying the style on the stage of Bo Diddley), exuding animalistic sensuality and posing as a rebel hooligan (while in reality it was just a telegenic face). Beyond record and costume manipulations, Presley was a mediocre singer of romantic ballads, influenced by Italian-American crooners (Dean Martin in particular), opera and gospel, who had made his debut (from 1954 to 1956) as Southern white singer (in theory condemned to the stereotype of country music) who sang the rhythm and blues of blacks: That's All Right Mama by Arthur Crudup, his first single in July 1954; Roy Brown's Good Rockin 'Tonight , 1955; Junior Parker's Mystery Train , the first "number one hit" in September 1955.
I could see Marlon and Elvis being buddies but Orson was probably too high brow for them. Even if he hung out with them I could imagine him looking down on them and one day calling them stupid buttholes to their face, completely out of the blue, then shuffling off in a drunken stupor.
No wonder he died from his ass clogging and blowing up if this is what he ate all day every day.
It was the pills
what's the white stuff between jelly and pb?
That's bread. It goes on the outside of a sandwich.
ESL pajeet
ETL beaner
EFL belgian
*unzips pants*
>not unzipping dick
The West has fallen.
If you don't want to vomit, take a deep breath before reading the spoiler. It's ____bacon____
what fricking white stuff
Black person what the frick are you talking about? the reflection from the lights on the peanut butter??
He's talking about the strips of bacon
he said white stuff you confounding Black personman
bacon? bananas?
'naners
Fool's Gold Loaf
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Gold_Loaf
>flying from memphis to denver just for a sandwich
Why couldn't he just make it at home? You can pick up those ingredients at any grocery store in any town in america.
Because flying across the country for THAT sandwich is the ultimate, most pure combination of gluttony and laziness. I wouldn't have been able to resist either.
it was elvis and he was partying with his friends. guy was not just flying there but driving around in a limo chowing them down with Perrier water and having a good time. guy was so rich he probably thought the money he would save would cost more than the cost for the party, guy probably just wanted to get out of graceland for a bit too
He wasn't in a limo, he sent one of his hangers-on to get the sandwiches and stayed on the plane eating until they left, Elvis never actually left the plane at any point during the trip. Which is even more impressive.
Thanks anons. Made it feel like I was there.
Because he was Elvis you frick
>wait 2½ hours in a tiny pressurized tube for some shitty sandwiches
I don't fricking get it either
they probably got some prostitutes there and went howling too or something
*bowling
possible that he howled too
I mean Taylor Swift flies her private jet for frickall reasons, why couldn't Elvis?
A private jet flight is in no way comparable to your airport experiences, bro
I've flown in first class a few times, maybe a private plane would be more comfortable, but frick sitting there for hours
You sit for hours in your chair on Cinemaphile literally what is the difference lmao. Imaging getting into arguments on here just knowing it doesn't matter how moronic you or they are being, you're 20000ft in the air and you're GOING to have the sandwich you wanted. It's only a matter of time
airplane travel used to be way more luxurious than nowadays
no it didn't but elvis had a private plane so he was probably alright
Nh it did
cause he was a moronic homosexual and he ruined the climate
Was Elvis the pinnacle white man? No one will ever come close to his basedness
>died as a bloated, sweaty mess due to being full of shit
Yeah that's pretty much the average white guy today
yes he got to be a rock n roll neet who played music whenever the frick he wanted, and did whatever the frick he wanted. so based that he made moronic boomers repeatedly throw their wallets at him for writing mediocre swing/country/blues, and got to be high as frick 24/7 while doing it. no other celebrity got to live it like him.
>write
No, he was so based that songwriters WANTED for him to cover their songs among the 20 others during one performance where he was puffing and basically out of breath, it still was a huge honor
vanilla ice is peak whiteness
Hitler >>>>>> Elvis
no, Elvis was a gypsy
i always thought there was banana on this thing too
different sandwich. fried banana
this used to be considered an absurd meal by americans
Yeah you couldn't even afford that in your country
wasn't this like a whole loaf and a whole jar of jam loaded into this? i'm sure it's bigger irl than this pic shows
My dad eats a PB&J every morning and now he's a pre diabetic senior citizen
Nice trips
Also there is no way someone is becoming pre-diabetic from a daily PB&J sandwich. He's got to be drinking or eating a ton more sugar.
there's plenty of sugar in the jam
these must have entered the zeitgeist recently, i too have been eating penut butter jelly and bacon sandwiches lately
they are good but i hate when i overdo my bacon, frick crunch bacon. slightly
chewy is where its at
I thought the Elvis sandwich had banana instead of bacon
That's one of the things he like though pretty sure he still had bacon on his fried pb and banana sandwiches.
Bacon and peanut butter is fricking delicious
that bread looks terrible
>Elvis Presley, "the king", was the first big scam of rock and roll, and the model for all that followed (Beatles above all). A mediocre singer, he was, more than anything else, a brilliant marketing gimmick: a white man who not only sang black songs (as Bill Haley had done the year prior), but sang and moved like a black man (in particular copying the style on the stage of Bo Diddley), exuding animalistic sensuality and posing as a rebel hooligan (while in reality it was just a telegenic face). Beyond record and costume manipulations, Presley was a mediocre singer of romantic ballads, influenced by Italian-American crooners (Dean Martin in particular), opera and gospel, who had made his debut (from 1954 to 1956) as Southern white singer (in theory condemned to the stereotype of country music) who sang the rhythm and blues of blacks: That's All Right Mama by Arthur Crudup, his first single in July 1954; Roy Brown's Good Rockin 'Tonight , 1955; Junior Parker's Mystery Train , the first "number one hit" in September 1955.
Bro, I cannot find it. Where is the person who asked?
Why do zoomers like the bogdanoff memes so much?
>Italian
>British teeth
Fat Elvis and fat Marlon Brando would have been buddies for sure
Well why weren't they?
add Orson Welles to the mix too
no, no, no. he wasn't queer. but richard pryor was
Imagine obese Orson directing one final kino with obese Marlon and obese Elvis.
>I'm putting together a team
Gandolfini died in like 2012.
With Orson, Marlon and Elvis there was a time in the 70s when all three were alive and obese.
I could see Marlon and Elvis being buddies but Orson was probably too high brow for them. Even if he hung out with them I could imagine him looking down on them and one day calling them stupid buttholes to their face, completely out of the blue, then shuffling off in a drunken stupor.
I do that all the time to me friends and we're back shittalking and drinking the next weekend.
Who was more redpilled? Shame they banned that Brando interview with Larry King about the tribe. Seething.
Elvis Presley's intestines were probably as long as a football field.
Have you ever been constipated because Elvis was.
Elvis died on the toilet attempting to pass a 4 month old stool.