I never understood why people liked this pairing. It sucks.

I never understood why people liked this pairing. It sucks.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes I am here to farm attention
    or
    >I am a Superman/Wonder Woman enjoyer
    One or the other.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman/Wonder Woman sucks too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman/Wonderwoman is like the quarter back getting on with the cheer leader. It couldn't be more vanila and soul less. At least Batman was like that weird emo nerd hybrid kid who makes home made bombs in their garage with cleaning chemicals or something.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fred and Daphne made it work

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who wrote this show are massive Batgays and this ship is only liked by Batgays.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman is Bruce Timm's self-insert character.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You claimed this in the Age Difference thread too but provided zero evidence when challenged.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it
    batman is the most interesting man diana has ever met and bruce has no choice but to open up and become more vulnerable because she gently but steadily pulls it out of him. they're kind of perfect for each other. a mutual respect and admiration that turns into genuine love
    and for the record i wouldn't call myself a batgay, but he was the best character on that show

  4. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Shit pairing. Barely in any episodes, most anons on here have a shit memory.
    And shit characters. WW didn't have a single good episode to herself, and Batman was a bot with zero personality who got his ass kicked by Lex twice.

    Shit show
    DC died years ago
    Everyone here is a manchild
    Show is held up by nostagia and is only watchable NOW for it's action scenes and that Cadmus arc.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason why so many people remember the episode kids' stuff. WW had a personality during that episode. She was coy, empathetic and commanding. Basically meeting different obstacles with different shades of a young girl's personality.
      But when she turns back into an adult she immediately goes back to being stoic and you remember that that's how people think a strong heroic woman should act. Unflappable and always meeting every problem with overwhelming force.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder Woman/Steve, Superman/Lois and Batman/Talia are the only good ships for each member of the Trinity.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman/Talia

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman/Talia
      Absolutely shit taste
      It’s
      Batman/Harley Quinn classic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman/Harley Quinn classic
        Based as hell

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman/Harley Quinn classic
        Based as hell

        I thank The White Knight for delivering that and have the Joker being a Bro to Batman in the end as his new Alfred.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman/Harley Quinn classic
        Based as hell

        [...]
        I thank The White Knight for delivering that and have the Joker being a Bro to Batman in the end as his new Alfred.

        my homies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman/Talia
      Not since [year Damian debuted]

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman/Talia
      yikes

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's normal for some people to frick their coworkers. shouldn't surprise anyone

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being perceived as a loner hero Batman's almost always got the batfamily and a love interest and you can't easily shoehorn Catwoman into a Justice League storyline so you gotta go with the next available lady.

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      Frick catwoman. Tired of that b***h.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dcau had a pretty shitty bat family and they were all fricking each other

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diana's cute when she shows interest in Bruce.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the people I know who ship Batman and Wonder Woman are Black women
    No clue why

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys remember the episode where Wonder Woman got turned into a pig? Batman rubbed peanut butter on his balls for her to eat, that sick bastard!

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how tragic and impossible it was, in large part due to Bruce's character in the DCAU

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death by snu snu

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    only Batgays like the pairing.

    Batman gets THE heroine of DC begging for his wiener and her character gets to revolve around him.

    fans of the pairing never say how Wonder Woman benefits, only how Batman benefits. At best they’ll say Diana gets more attention but getting attention just because of who you’re fricking never goes well, especially when one is more popular than the other.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess wonder woman being an amazon is hot and they self insert as bruce wayne. They likely think they as a super tall smart and kind billionaire would cuck steve trevor and marry the princess and have cool super hero adventures.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WW would be the ideal wife for Bruce since she could never be harmed and he would never have to protect her. Unfortunately this also means that it would remove his entire reason for being le batman so it will never happen, despite it making perfect sense.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce's problems lie more on Arkham's revolving doors than on wherever he sticks the batdick into.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No Bruce is legitimately mentally ill. Nolan is right. He needs a strong woman and a good therapist, not a cape and cowl.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman is making the same face as coomer

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People ship it becasue Superman x Wonder Woman is ever MORE boring. Also, le human gets Amazonian girl. Snu snu.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Snu snu.
      You get that with most WW pairings. But it's funnier to picture Bruce autistically batprepping his pelvis to survive that.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related were the better couple

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Works best if it's classic femdom Diana.

    Amazon's are literally the creators kink.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that steve trevor? They made him black?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was Another steve

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Earth one Steve, the more realistic universe.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Batman in relationships, the Wonder Pig EP still great.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Batman did relationships with him better with him not giving a frick besides dating Catwoman and later Vicki Vale and basically just forgetting their asses.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Superman X Wonder Woman and Batman X Catwoman. Any other paring is moronic and gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman belongs to Lois Lane

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lois died to shotgun coom, supes needs a woman with hips of steel.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lois' body was created by god to withstand kryptonian supercreampies

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