I only watch the super bowl for the ads
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name a more american sentiment
For me it's these homies
You like salami?
> Watch the Super Bowl
>Ads
Le American culture.
I'm only watching this Super Bowl for Sneed.
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>Watching the Suber Bowl at the shop I work at
>a player literally named SNEED appears on the screen
>have to contain my laughter around 8 people in the room
I'm watching for Taylor swift
why? is she getting naked?
I hope she loses
There are hawks outside swooping down on mourning doves
Dumb esl poster
Anyone who watches the super bowl looks like this
You would know troon
Nothings more troon than sportsball
>sportsball
Okay, now THIS is epic!
>Noooo stop making fun of my goyslop bowl! I need my goyslop ads and my black men playing with balls!
>interracial gay sex innuendo
>totally not projecting
That actually wasn't a gay sex innuendo though. I was making fun of Blacks playing with a ball, they are literally playing with a toy like manchildren homosexuals. Odd how you literally can't stop thinking about gay sex
Sure thing. I believe you.
Just be safe, anon.
Only blacks, troons, and moronic goys watch sports.
>refined gentlemen only watch the finest Japanese pedophile animation
>making fun of anime on Cinemaphile
>t.
>Nooooo please for the love of Israel, stop making fun of my heckin' slop bowl! I NEED my heckin' goyslop ads! I NEED to watch sweaty black guys play with a ball! I NEED to eat my slop while watching!
My eyes hurt, don’t post this image again.
>me rn irl
Isn't he hosting the Oscars?
>Watching 7 foot tall sweaty Black folk play sportsball after you finish reciting the black national anthem
>Stuffing yourself with slop while cackling at the le quirky 30 minute long commercials like a good goy
American culture is disgusting.
K
nearly all of the star players this year are white (yes I’m including Mahomes)
I used to think Super Bowl ads were the funniest shit when I was a little kid, but I can't watch them anymore without groaning because they are all either unfunny halfassed attempts at social media viral marketing or woke bullshit.
>Technotronic used in a Super Bowl commercial
>it's 2024
It's called culture.
does anyone remember the Tubi ad last year that made everyone think the TV broke
I remember hearing about it making some abusive uncles sperg out kek
Translation: I only consoom [GOYSLOP] to consoom [GOYSLOP]
>Pepe nip slip
NO put them away my love
I used to watch it to see white men embarrass Black folk.
The ads in question:
LAJARIOIS SNEED MENTIONED
Why the frick would anyone want to watch a bunch of Blacks play with a ball like homosexuals?
gaylord shit
white girls do
*fat moronic goy and gay men
>Mahomes getting shut out
>Kelce is hurt and can't play
this game is going perfectly
is hurt and can't play
The Swifties are seething rn
I've been to no shit like 20 superbowl parties and I'm drunk and at one right now and I realized recently I don't think I've spent even 5 collective minutes watching the actual game. I don't know who is playing and have not one clear memory of any team or victory or even play at any of those parties. I've been going to superbowl parties since I was a kid and I've always just socialized and drank. I couldn't name one football player. I don't even know who is playing right now and I'm at a party as I type this.
Black person poop
cheers
?
>watching the super bowl
I went to my university and worked on my thesis
I only watch the ads because of the super bowl
this guy fricks
you know it, homesauce
YA’LL READY FOR THE USHER HALFTIME SHOW, Black folk????
Why don't they just replace the ads with more football?
too gay
The people who watch this shit love ads usually. They would probably lose viewers without the ads.
Don't worry, most of the world does too.
I only watch the real Football and is Soccer
>An average NFL broadcast lasts well over three hours, yet it delivers a total of only 18 minutes of football action.
HAHAHAHAHA, DO MUTTS REALLY?
>My super bowl? Watched
>My capeshit? Watched
>My video essays? Watched
>My ads? Watched
>Trans rights? Supported
>The israeli people? Take my money daily
>The black people? Worshiped
>Funko pops? Consumed
>Video games? Played
>My wife? Male
>My time? Wasted on politics, slop, and the internet
>My food? Slop
>My science? Trusted
>My vaccine? Took
>My smartphone? Powered on
>My technology? Spying on me
>My privacy? Given to Google and Microsoft
>My porn? BLACKED
>My goal in life? To CONSOOOOOM!
The people in your image are the least likely to watch the Super Bowl.
They literally would love it, it's goyslop. They can eat unhealthy garbage while watching homosexuals and the latest slop ads on their TV screen like good goys
Super Bowl is normie goyslop
It’s different
But anon, those sorts of people are "normies" now.
not really. there are different flavors of normie. basedboy nintendo normies are different from normies that watch football
There are basedboys who watch it though because it's something more they can consooom. Plus, they can go out and buy some clothing of it and eat some slop
Nah
>The people in your image are the least likely to watch the Super Bowl.
>Not a real type of person
Au contraire. Those types of homosexuals watch/keep up with football/sports because it's their resident "netural" topic of conversation when their dreaded parents show up in their lives. It's very real.
As a zoomer, all should be gassed
Not a real type of person you're describing
>t. is one of them
Go outside and interact with people who exist in the real world
I already do that though
Ads > Football > People talking about football
Riding An Ox (c) 2012
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A singing usher?
> american ads are replaced with inferior canadian ads
>SNEED
I am not an enjoyer
Well that ending was fricking gay.
The super bowl is fricking gay
True
total temu victory
How did a crappy Chinese scam website get enough money for like 4 Super Bowl ads
CCP shenanigans
Sounds about right
I can't wait to go to work tomorrow and have everyone ask me if I watched the Super Bowl.
I didn't watch the Super Bowl.
Best ones were Affleck as the Dunking and the Patrick Stewart Paramount+ ad.
>go to super bowl party
>food is in the kitchen
>nobody wants to get up to get more food because then they'll miss the game
>they won't get up during commercials either
>I get up because I don't care about either
>I eat all the best food
ITT: Irrelevant third world cope