I only watch the super bowl for the ads

I only watch the super bowl for the ads

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name a more american sentiment

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's these homies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You like salami?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Watch the Super Bowl
    >Ads
    Le American culture.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only watching this Super Bowl for Sneed.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SMISH

    SMOSH

    I

    WAS

    RIDING

    ON

    AN

    OX

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching the Suber Bowl at the shop I work at
    >a player literally named SNEED appears on the screen
    >have to contain my laughter around 8 people in the room

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching for Taylor swift

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why? is she getting naked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she loses

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are hawks outside swooping down on mourning doves

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb esl poster

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who watches the super bowl looks like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would know troon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothings more troon than sportsball

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sportsball
            Okay, now THIS is epic!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Noooo stop making fun of my goyslop bowl! I need my goyslop ads and my black men playing with balls!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >interracial gay sex innuendo
                >totally not projecting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That actually wasn't a gay sex innuendo though. I was making fun of Blacks playing with a ball, they are literally playing with a toy like manchildren homosexuals. Odd how you literally can't stop thinking about gay sex

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing. I believe you.
                Just be safe, anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only blacks, troons, and moronic goys watch sports.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick would anyone want to watch a bunch of Blacks play with a ball like homosexuals?

            gaylord shit

            >refined gentlemen only watch the finest Japanese pedophile animation

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >making fun of anime on Cinemaphile

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Nooooo please for the love of Israel, stop making fun of my heckin' slop bowl! I NEED my heckin' goyslop ads! I NEED to watch sweaty black guys play with a ball! I NEED to eat my slop while watching!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My eyes hurt, don’t post this image again.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me rn irl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he hosting the Oscars?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching 7 foot tall sweaty Black folk play sportsball after you finish reciting the black national anthem
    >Stuffing yourself with slop while cackling at the le quirky 30 minute long commercials like a good goy
    American culture is disgusting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nearly all of the star players this year are white (yes I’m including Mahomes)

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think Super Bowl ads were the funniest shit when I was a little kid, but I can't watch them anymore without groaning because they are all either unfunny halfassed attempts at social media viral marketing or woke bullshit.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Technotronic used in a Super Bowl commercial
    >it's 2024

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called culture.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone remember the Tubi ad last year that made everyone think the TV broke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember hearing about it making some abusive uncles sperg out kek

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Translation: I only consoom [GOYSLOP] to consoom [GOYSLOP]

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pepe nip slip
    NO put them away my love

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to watch it to see white men embarrass Black folk.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ads in question:

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LAJARIOIS SNEED MENTIONED

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would anyone want to watch a bunch of Blacks play with a ball like homosexuals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gaylord shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white girls do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *fat moronic goy and gay men

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mahomes getting shut out
    >Kelce is hurt and can't play
    this game is going perfectly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is hurt and can't play
      The Swifties are seething rn

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to no shit like 20 superbowl parties and I'm drunk and at one right now and I realized recently I don't think I've spent even 5 collective minutes watching the actual game. I don't know who is playing and have not one clear memory of any team or victory or even play at any of those parties. I've been going to superbowl parties since I was a kid and I've always just socialized and drank. I couldn't name one football player. I don't even know who is playing right now and I'm at a party as I type this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person poop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cheers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching the super bowl
    I went to my university and worked on my thesis

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watch the ads because of the super bowl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy fricks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know it, homesauce

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YA’LL READY FOR THE USHER HALFTIME SHOW, Black folk????

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just replace the ads with more football?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people who watch this shit love ads usually. They would probably lose viewers without the ads.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, most of the world does too.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watch the real Football and is Soccer

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An average NFL broadcast lasts well over three hours, yet it delivers a total of only 18 minutes of football action.
    HAHAHAHAHA, DO MUTTS REALLY?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My super bowl? Watched
    >My capeshit? Watched
    >My video essays? Watched
    >My ads? Watched
    >Trans rights? Supported
    >The israeli people? Take my money daily
    >The black people? Worshiped
    >Funko pops? Consumed
    >Video games? Played
    >My wife? Male
    >My time? Wasted on politics, slop, and the internet
    >My food? Slop
    >My science? Trusted
    >My vaccine? Took
    >My smartphone? Powered on
    >My technology? Spying on me
    >My privacy? Given to Google and Microsoft
    >My porn? BLACKED
    >My goal in life? To CONSOOOOOM!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people in your image are the least likely to watch the Super Bowl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally would love it, it's goyslop. They can eat unhealthy garbage while watching homosexuals and the latest slop ads on their TV screen like good goys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Super Bowl is normie goyslop
          It’s different

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But anon, those sorts of people are "normies" now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not really. there are different flavors of normie. basedboy nintendo normies are different from normies that watch football

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are basedboys who watch it though because it's something more they can consooom. Plus, they can go out and buy some clothing of it and eat some slop

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a real type of person you're describing

        >The people in your image are the least likely to watch the Super Bowl.
        >Not a real type of person
        Au contraire. Those types of homosexuals watch/keep up with football/sports because it's their resident "netural" topic of conversation when their dreaded parents show up in their lives. It's very real.

        My eyes hurt, don’t post this image again.

        As a zoomer, all should be gassed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a real type of person you're describing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. is one of them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go outside and interact with people who exist in the real world

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already do that though

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ads > Football > People talking about football

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Riding An Ox (c) 2012

    SMISH

    SMOSH

    I

    WAS

    RIDING

    ON

    AN

    OX

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A singing usher?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > american ads are replaced with inferior canadian ads

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SNEED

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not an enjoyer

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that ending was fricking gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The super bowl is fricking gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total temu victory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did a crappy Chinese scam website get enough money for like 4 Super Bowl ads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CCP shenanigans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds about right

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to go to work tomorrow and have everyone ask me if I watched the Super Bowl.

    I didn't watch the Super Bowl.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best ones were Affleck as the Dunking and the Patrick Stewart Paramount+ ad.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to super bowl party
    >food is in the kitchen
    >nobody wants to get up to get more food because then they'll miss the game
    >they won't get up during commercials either
    >I get up because I don't care about either
    >I eat all the best food

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Irrelevant third world cope

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