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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I'll be right back with that, sir.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ORDERED THE 2-DAY BAN

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ain't got no MTN DEW® CODE RED®

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NO CAP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT THE TEA

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry only Baja Blast

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    seriously now, was he in the wrong for ordering the murder of that kid?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was a good friend

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't watch his buddies die facedown in the mud just so he could allow fairies who spit on freedom to enlist.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ORDERED THE EXTRA LARGE FRIES WITH CHEESE

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry sir we are out of Code Red

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I accept your concession.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MIC GOOD
    >traitorous scumbag soldiers protecting foreign borders instead of our own is protecting this country
    What a shit movie. You know no officer believes that bullshit about the Army protecting this country, they know it's all a load. That's bullshit you sell to high schoolers to get them to enlist

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand, if you don't follow orders, people die. See I will have you murdered to prove my point

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you're an idealist jarhead boomer. You need to lurk more IRL

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enlisted men are idealist morons. Officers know what's what.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Officers become officers by maintaining that idealism outwardly as part of the song and dance. It's not a stretch for any number of them to still truly believe it.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ebert was right. They shouldn't reveal Tom Cruise's tactic beforehand. This scene, already great, would've been even better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ebert is never wrong.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I ORDERED THE NECK CRUSH

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the toof version

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most boring film i've rewatched several times anyway
    >whole movie leads up to finale
    >forget the movie entirely cause it's so boring but remember the finale
    >forced to watch the movie again to understand thr finale

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am moronic
      tell us more

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you feel smug when you post pointless shit like this all the time?
        get a life.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I DID!!!

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOFT DRINKS ARE FOR homosexualS.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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