damn youre right, just looked it up. another jason biggs, john tuturro, michael richards, paul giamatti situation where its an italian who looks/seems more like a israelite
>At the end of Yakuza 0, the game asks you if there's anything else you'd like to be doing, you better do it now. So I turned the game off and went outside..... that was 16 months ago.
I'm running out of things to do.
>So he tells me about his bird there, what with the seed and all, and I say, I say "Geez man that's quite the uh 'conundrum' there." >But back in Shellbrook I remember what Greg Olewinski, the local aviary keeper, told me. >He told me "Hey! You may find yourself wondering what to feed a bird you got from planting some bird seed." >"You find out if that bird is -early-"
>This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty.
>My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said "No." But I DID want a regular banana later, so I said "yeah."
I smiled, is it over for me?
Chat, tell me what to think
>Chat
Chat, what do the triple sevens mean? Chat is this real?
You're part of the elite group now. Welcome to the dead pan club.
>deadpan
Is just part of the absurdist routine
Regardless of the content, it's delivered in a dead pan manner, hence the name.
Is that why they call you Big homosexual moron?
Whether you like his style or not, his jokes were clever.
>I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
It's impossible to believe, but he's actually not israeli.
damn youre right, just looked it up. another jason biggs, john tuturro, michael richards, paul giamatti situation where its an italian who looks/seems more like a israelite
>My wife met me at the front door dressed in sexy lingerie..the only trouble was, she was coming home!
>I tell ya, my sex life is so bad, I got a Dear John letter from my hand.
>It's rough out there. Just the other night some burglars broke into my home.
>I yelled "Rape!"
>They said "No!"
>i was arrested today for scalping low numbers at the deli
>if I melt dry ice can I swim without getting wet?
>...so i put my front door key in and started up the apartment building, and drove around
Put his car key in.
>women: can't live them, can't shoot 'em
They said I'm deadpan, but I'm pretty sure I'm still kicking
>my dog has a website
>It's all naked cats
>I was cesarian born. You can't tell; but everytime I leave my house I go out through the window
>At the end of Yakuza 0, the game asks you if there's anything else you'd like to be doing, you better do it now. So I turned the game off and went outside..... that was 16 months ago.
I'm running out of things to do.
>Small board but I wouldn't want to carpet it
"So the Moth says, 'because you left that light on."
>So he tells me about his bird there, what with the seed and all, and I say, I say "Geez man that's quite the uh 'conundrum' there."
>But back in Shellbrook I remember what Greg Olewinski, the local aviary keeper, told me.
>He told me "Hey! You may find yourself wondering what to feed a bird you got from planting some bird seed."
>"You find out if that bird is -early-"
>why theres no careful its wet sign next to the ocean?
"So the man says, ' The Aristocrats!' and snaps his fingers."
"Hahahaha! That is wild stuff. Funny wild stuff."