I postponed my suicide for this flick. So it better be good.

I postponed my suicide for this flick.
So it better be good.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you support this instead of Barbie then you're a chud who should kill himself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn, those upcoming Barbie threads are going to be insufferable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We support both

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk how Oppenheimer can be for chuds when it's anti-Nazi.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I postponed my suicide for this flick.

    That's hilarious. I hope you enjoy it, OP. I probably won't even watch it because I don't watch anything when I'm depressed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because I don't watch anything when I'm depressed.
      same. My brain chemistry is fricked up however I occasionally have dopamine bursts so I feel like trying to live another day.
      In this case I want to watch Nolan's new memeable movie about bombs that explode and kill people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nolan's new memeable movie

        Why do you sound like you're being paid to advertise Oppenheimer? It's crazy that I have one thread open and it's probably a shill thread.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me what site you'll be using to pirate Oppenheimer or everyone will know you're paid advertising.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          man if only I got paid

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Answer the question then:

            Tell me what site you'll be using to pirate Oppenheimer or everyone will know you're paid advertising.

            I'll be here filtering threads while you think about it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what question?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do it, you have so much to live for...

    >Avatar 3 in 2024

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're kidding but I can't tell on Cinemaphile anymore because nobody ever drops the act so I think they're all serious. You guys talk about suicide so casually but I hope you never have to be depressed. I spent all day in bed and now I'm on Cinemaphile sitting in this gay thread; That's what my days are like.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey man, i'm sorry, I also spend pretty much all my time alone in bed so I know them feels. Probably depressed as well but I just keep drinking and listening to funk & metal to cope. You should give it a shot, can be a lot of fun

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Probably depressed as well but I just keep drinking and listening to funk & metal to cope. You should give it a shot, can be a lot of fun

          Haha yeah, I'll give drinking a shot except that I have no money whatsoever so I won't be buying alcohol. What a fricking homosexual this guy is
          >Hey man, i'm sorry
          I'm sorry you fricking replied. I don't want to speak to you. Reply again after I hide your post.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you're depressed AND and butthole. I never would have guessed

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              People like this should remove themselves as a favour

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEVER THOUGHT
    I’D DIE ALONE

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This would be a good opportunity for me to post a pic of Cillian Murphy with a gun to his head; however, and in all seriousness, hope you don't have a nice day OP.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The only thing I have to look forward to in life is a shitty Nolan movie
    Commit Nagasaki now

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're alright OP, don't do anything rash

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just join nolanfans.com (yes it’s a thing) and start talking about his next movie. And the one after that. He will protect you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nolanfans is an incredibly slow forum these days. Only useful for updates

      t.member.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post credit scene
    >nick furry enters a german pub
    >apporoches a man with a hand in a gasket trying to eat
    >guten tag ever heard of the paperclip initiative mister ... von braun?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ....and what are you going to do if it's bad? have a nice day?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is going to go TDKR on the cinema audience if Oppenheimer is shit

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan's last movie was supposed to save cinema and it failed. Hopefully this one can save anon

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cillian Murphy used to play Frank Zappa on guitar. He's alright

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. I didn’t have an opinion on him before but he’s cool if he plays Zappa. Based post

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP.. kys'd??

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if Cinemaphile fellers dress up in nazi uniforms to go watch barbie. That would be le epic trollè i think.

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