I prefer the Ditko run, the Raimi movies, the Neversoft game, and the 1994 series over Ultimate, PS4, Spider-Verse, and Spectacular. I don't like the newer direction.
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I don't wanna adult. I wanna be baby forever.
me too.
please end my misery.
I don't care.
i liked the 60s tv show, the PS1 games and some comics from the 90s and early 2000s.
Holy shit taste!
No you didn't. You've never even actually read it. Or any comics for that matter. You're a fricking liar, with a coward's heart.
I read up to "Doc Ock Wins!" when I was 8 years old on the family computer.
Probably bait but I'm in a Spider-Man mood so I'll bite. I really don't get the appeal of the Raimi movies especially if you like them over Spider-Verse and Spectacular. Their okay movies that are carried by their great visuals and fun performances from the villains.
I can't live with existential dread every day of my life. I have to go about my day and do things and interact with people.
Without this sort of content, I could not function.
but i admit it has become a problem.
we can not be expected to compartmentalize ourselves so neatly and so completely. We must strike a balance.
I simply can't smoke anymore.
I can't drink anymore.
Nothing I do helps.
I am so alone here, there is nothing, there is no one.
I swear, its like sometimes they are trying to apologize
>I prefer the Ditko run, the Raimi movies
so do i anon. I play the really old school spiderman + venom game.
I like Jim Lee's and Rob Liefeld's art,
I like Ramos art
don't know him, sorry.
>sorry
Apology not accepted
I liked Raimi's movies. They were upbeat, simple, fun. No politics shoehorned in, no adult children to babysit. Just everyone enjoying a family movie together, having fun.
It was Americana. Not the movie, but the experience. Everyone hops in their cars for a night off of studying, everyone laughs and has a good time, everyone has fun and goes home happy and content, full of popcorn and junk food. There was nothing wrong with it, why did they have to ruin everything?
Even I, the most dour sourpuss, knew to just be quiet and enjoy things. Just a couple hours free from thought, happy and contented, no politics, no arguments.
To me, nothing is worse than the MCU Spidey, imagine turning Spider-Man into Iron Man's b***hboy and then wasting 2 movies with that stupid subplot when Spider-Man as a character is suppose to be bigger than Iron Man.
Its politics, its always politics. Some understudy with more clout and better connections. even mediocre is too good. We can not be allowed anything to enjoy ourselves with. When will someone break the silence?
the endless conformity, the pressure, people afraid for their livelihoods. When is someone finally going to break? When will we have had enough?
I hear you, OP.
Spiderverse is absolute utter garbage and a cancerous tumor on Spider-Man.
Spectacular is great though and I'm saying that as an ardent 94 series defender.
Holland is just grating to me. He's everything bad about Tobey (I love Raimi, but I'm not gonna pretend I like Tobey's Peter) except more whiny and wimpy in all the worst ways.
quiet you fool!
can't you see I am complaining!
you will make me laugh and then we will all be in trouble!
>Holland is just grating to me
That's another thing you reminded me of why I hate the MCU's Spidey, why do they keep making him a teenager? They should know that the best Spider-Man is when he's in his early adulthood not when he's running around worrying about stupid shit like prom or whatever the frick.
He's kind of pigeon holed in the MCU because Spider-man becoming a hero when he's a kid is a big part of his character. So how the frick do you have Spider-man in a universe that'd canonically been chugging along for a decade now, flying completely under the radar of people who are both in New York and very up everyone's ass about having Super powers. Especially since he's the only one without a built in excuse of being classified or having a infinite resources to hide their existence? Spider-man is literally the man on the street hero. He has to be green if he's going to exist here or otherwise it makes no sense that nobody even mentions him. Everything else is just capitalizing on Ultimate Spidey.
Honestly laying that all out now, I feel like they just shouldn't have tried to bring Spider-Man into the MCU or rather just have him appear much earlier (and bit the bullet and just paid Sony for licensing). The way he was portrayed was such an embarrassment and I think even with the whole "Erase everyone's memories" shit it won't really fix much.
>Spectacular
Why though? It feels more like an extension of Raimi than anything.
I just view Weisman as Bendis tier.