i dont fall for the elon is jesus crap but I do enjoy how propaganda got multitudes of pearl clutchers to buy a tesla electric car to save the planet and then tesla man turned into a superchud so now theyre stuck driving a socially conscious chudmobile
That's so funny to me honestly. I'm a lineman and I can't tell you how many times I have to steamroll liberals wet dreams about renewable energy. Sometimes you can't convince a lib to drop their biases but when you are an actual expert in the field there is nothing they can say because they are programmed to believe the experts.
Sometimes it works like that, but when I explain where cobalt comes from and how wind energy costs more than it produces the light drains from their faces. Also they can't seem to grasp that depending where they are the electricity in their cars comes from coal. when they start going b...b..b... remind them that coal miners and oil workers are union men and get paid healthy wages while the people mining for materials for their Teslas are literal child slaves in Africa.
electric cars are significantly more efficient than eternal combustion
~80% of the energy used to cause contained explosions gets wasted as heat, friction braking is inferior to regenerative brakes, electric motors are less complex and maintenance reliant
the problem is that they really only make sense in a place like southern california, where every single rooftop should have solar panels, therefore negligable transmission losses vs. centralized power generation, also electric cars will never work well in cold areas
>electric cars will never work well in cold areas
Why not?
5 months ago
Anonymous
they do work but batteries need to be at a certain temperature to work well (around 25C), so if you have an electic car in a cold region, you will have problems like less energy capacity than normal or even breakdown.
But as long as you have a heated garage, it's fine 🙂
No they aren't dude. And its called "internal" combustion not "eternal" lol. Maybe in the future when technology resembles magic or whatever that quote is will electric cars be more efficient but until then internal combustion is the way to go.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty sure you are wrong. Eternal combustion never ends. Ever. Like your father's disappointment in you. Idiot.
Electric cars don't work in extremely hot conditions anyway. Its just how batteries work. If you add enough heat to a battery it will eventually cease to function and since Teslas are just giant batteries there is really nothing to do other than buy a new one. That's just one of many issues too. My truck is over 30 years old and if I lose the keys to it I can just hotwire it which I have done more than once lol
>also electric cars will never work well in cold areas
I live in one of the coldest places on the planet and Tesla is one of the most popular cars here. Average temperature from november-february is probably like minus 10 celsius. I know a lot of people who own Teslas and they generally say that during those 4 months the battery capacity is like 10-20% lower than during summer. Meanwhile for gas cars it's the exact opposite. Most gasoline cars use up to 15% more fuel when during the summer months. So it basically evens out. Electric cars not super efficient for winter. Gasoline cars not super efficient for summer
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Electric cars not super efficient for winter. Gasoline cars not super efficient for summer
this is why hybrids or plug in hybrids (even better) are the thinking mans compromise
Most people are fully aware that right now, a large portion of the electricity that is generated to power the EVs is done with fossil fuels. Nobody with an IQ above 90 thinks that the current situation is perfect, but it's a step in the right direction. When governments finally get their heads out of their asses and starts embracing nuclear and hydro, then EVs will have a significantly positive impact on the environment.
>starts embracing nuclear and hydro
Nuclear is too expensive
Hydro is built out in most developed nations
Modern coal scrubbing is good enough. One thing's certain, as coal plants have been shut down and solar/wind built, my electricity bills have done nothing but go up
Oh no anon doesn't approve of the vehicles other people purchase
5 months ago
Anonymous
lmbo, 4 door shortbed truck owner whose never hauled anything with it detected
5 months ago
Anonymous
Damn right and I'm going to keep driving that shit because I like it. Meanwhile you are going to seethe because you can't control other people
You need lithium to control your cluster B personality
5 months ago
Anonymous
its just funny that you let society dictate your actions, society tells you that men drive trucks so you buy a truck you dont need and wont use because "cars are for women"
i personally dont give a shit what you do, but an entire country filled with people that cant think isnt going to work out into anything good, and it really isnt anymore
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nope. I drive a truck because I like trucks. Seek treatment of your personality disorder
>i personally dont give a shit what you do
You absolutely fricking do
5 months ago
Anonymous
not that anon and i don't mind trucks at all, but it's a utility vehicle. do you actually use it as a utility vehicle often or do you just like the way it looks?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I just like driving a truck. You either get it or you don't
5 months ago
Anonymous
youre a moron and everyone with a real truck they use to haul shit laughs at your sparkling clean 4 door shortbed grocery getter
5 months ago
Anonymous
No they don't, cluster B
do you know why you like it? i'm not trying to be confrontratial here, but most people usually reflect on why they like something. most truck drivers around where i live like driving their truck because it's a very practical vehicle when it comes to either their job or lifestyle
It rides at a nice height (regular 1/2 ton pickup not lifted) and is quieter inside than a car
Because of the height I can drive over curbs, smaller tree trunks and other obstacles when needed
Bed is useful when I need it
I like opening the little back window for a nice breeze inside
4x4 is useful when I'm not on paved roads (I don't go four wheeling but when I'm on ppl's property or unusual places it have saved my ass more than once)
I don't have a bed box right now but I have in the past and I've liked that little add-on. Might get a camper shell at some point in the future
SUVs are fine too for most of this stuff too but I prefer a bed rather than an enclosed cargo area
5 months ago
Anonymous
To add I go kayaking a handful of times a year and being able to throw kayaks in the back + all the gear and taking a few people with me ANd being able to easily get down poorly maintained access roads to the river is worth it vs. having to deal with a trailer (which I would tow with a truck or SUV anyway and are not a good idea on bad roads)
5 months ago
Anonymous
do you know why you like it? i'm not trying to be confrontratial here, but most people usually reflect on why they like something. most truck drivers around where i live like driving their truck because it's a very practical vehicle when it comes to either their job or lifestyle
The finished product looks like those Ferrari car kits people slap on Hondas. It's a pale imitation. It looks boxy sloppy instead of angular and sleek.
If you can't see that, you're a moronic homosexual.
This. But unions in most countries are now pushing hard for mandatory operators in self-driving vehicles in case of emergencies. Sort of like how there's always someone who operates trains and metros even though most of it is automated and they press a button every now and again. When jobs are at risk, people will always try to fight technological advancement
>cuck truck
when teslas came out a ton of people shit on those. you either thought "what a rich butthole" or "what a rich gay". now there are so many teslas around nobody even notices
It looks so sad.... like it knows what it looks like
It does though. I actually feel sorry for it like it wants to kill itself no knows it can't and will eventually be a forgotten vehicle remembered only by people who watch Doug Demaro videos.
Old Mercs have the balance perfectly right between being a little bit ugly to show the plebs you have disdain for them but not ostentatiously ugly indicating that actually you really need the plebs to know the disdain you have for them
They are true Cars Going Their Own Way and not cucky attention-seeking car incels like Rolls
Those models are still good quality, you can see them still driving in Africa today. Modern Daimler looks like shit.
t. German who actually grew up 25km from the headquarters of Daimler
I really like square cars, fricking cars nowadays look like beans with wheels because of '''''''''''''''''pedestrian safety''''''''''''''''', they should not be the streets if they don't want to get destroyed, but of course the medical industry benefits more from survivors with broken bodies than dead people with destroyed bodies
looks completely different are you blind literally the only similarity is that it's stainless steel but then delorien had gulwing doors it was a sports car
Nothing about the design is generic are you fricking high on something? This shit is the most original-looking mass produced vehicle released in decades, it’s literally why it’s being hated.
Who knows how many of them will actually go through with the purchase. They literally just purchased a non-refundable spot in line to buy. Price TBD, as far as I know.
Is the Cybertruck ever going to enter production? Seems like they've been marketing it for 5 years now.
>they
I'm convinced it was just Elon. He didn't bounce a concept off of his engineering team, who made a blueprint, followed by him revising it until they landed on a working concept. Instead he said, "Make it like this" and when the engineers said, "You can't" he said "Do it anyways" so they just made the closest thing possible and it ended up like that.
This was revealed to me in a dream
The cybertruck is so depressing. I'm doing alternative energy shit for school and we got a bunch of green energy gays that ordered cyber trucks years ago, and I remember back then they were already saying the release was right around the corner. Poor fools.
Anyone got that video of the guy driving on the bikecucks with his car while yelling ''Get out of myy laaaneee!''? That man is a hero we need, yet don't deserve.
It's always funny when people who are at the literal bottom think their opinion matters in the slightest related to the business dealings of the man who took Paypal, Tesla and SpaceX from nothing to becoming some of the largest corporations in the world and thus became the richest person in the world
>shitting on him for being a bad businessman is just moronic
yeah, the billions he lost with Twitter while filling the site with porn bots was another top tier business move
He spent 10% of his NW on that deal and he was always clear that it was about removing censorship of 'wrong opinions' from the public square more than it was about profits. He has said he would rather see Twitter go bankrupt than to kowtow to the corporations that are threatening to pull ads if he doesn't re-instate a censorship regime of wrong opinions
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like a bad businessman.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like a man who is willing to sacrifice a tiny portion of his wealth for what he considers the greater good. There's no shortage of billionaires who throw huge amounts of money every year at leftist causes but you don't see people calling them bad businessmen. Left or right; they use their wealth to shape the world. It's not always about profits
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nice cope.
5 months ago
Anonymous
ah yes, the free speech you need to pay for, so that people can see it. unless it's against tesla. but don't type "kys" and hit the tweet button or your free speech account gets banned.
based Elon keeping the wrong thinkers out, like Alex Jones. but not because of what he said, but beause he hurt Elons feelings.
so as long as you pay up and be nice to him, his elite friends and his company and follow his censorship rules, you'll have a great free speech platform
5 months ago
Anonymous
The people who look up to Elon have NO idea what rich people are like or how to tell if they are getting swindled. The fact that Elon, the richest man in the world, is pretending to be just like the nerds on the internet or the pseudo-intellectual Joe Rogan fans should be the biggest red flag of all. If someone you don't know, especially a billionaire, is trying to be your friend they aren't doing it from the goodness of their heart. I trust the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds over Elon any day. They are evil, they know they're evil, they think they're better than you and they will let you know it while they openly frick children.
5 months ago
Anonymous
What people don’t realize is social media companies “moat” is essentially scale. You really can’t get into the space because established players suck up all the revenue.
Twitter’s scale and censorship policy long term will pay dividends. In a market that is incredibly hard to enter.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>the rocket exploding is a success
5 months ago
Anonymous
If I spent 10% of my net worth ($10) on fricking twitter I would kill myself.
5 months ago
Anonymous
pretty sure he is worth more than 440B
5 months ago
Anonymous
There’s no other way to enter that space. Fricking google and Microsoft couldn’t manage it. It has to be done through acquisition and Twitter was the only viable target.
Buying in, cutting costs and riding out the liberal antipathy seems like a decent strategy. The only people who complain are the people who want to see everyone kowtow to their narrow ideology.
Liberal mind virus. People just instinctively shit on him. Some weird remnant of the occupy stuff.
Building a company that makes rockets that land themselves and revolutionizing commercial space flight is objectively dope and anyone who says otherwise is a homosexual.
Rockets that land themselves? Do you know batshit moronic that makes you sound? Elon Musk is overrated who made billions off other peoples' work out of sheer luck. Elons more likely the luckiest man on Earth than he is a genius businessman/inventer or whatever bullshit his fanboys call him.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Rockets that land themselves? Do you know batshit moronic that makes you sound?
That is literally what they do. They’re reusable and cut the cost of space travel drastically. NASA now pays SpaceX to bring most of their stuff into orbit because it’s so much cheaper than building their own
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Rockets that land themselves? Do you know batshit moronic that makes you sound?
Did you get out of prison this week or something? What the frick, kek
This video is 6 years old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH9JQ4Kash0
I was thinking rockets as in weapons. Don't mind me I guess I'm the dum dum
5 months ago
Anonymous
Everything can be a weapon. This guy built a rocket with solid propellant, the same that missiles uses and landed it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>some dork youtuber with a garage managed to do what NASA has been trying to do for 10 years with a $30B annual budget
That is pretty funny
5 months ago
Anonymous
not enough government subsidies
5 months ago
Anonymous
> what NASA has been trying to do
NASA never had the funds to do that because this would reduce manufacturing and it's the last thing politicians want.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're right. I didnt realize they had fully outsourced the space travel part and became a meme agency
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Rockets that land themselves? Do you know batshit moronic that makes you sound?
Did you get out of prison this week or something? What the frick, kek
This video is 6 years old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH9JQ4Kash0
There are shitloads of vehicles that aren’t cross marketed though. California and Europe both have redivision’s restrictions that read like the tax code. It’s very difficult to market the same vehicle to both.
Also California really distorts the American truck market. You basically can’t get a cheap small truck anymore because of all their homosexual restrictions.
Go read the things written about SBF. It’s clearly very biased. If the whole “anti-billionaire” thing was anything more than a cynical ruse they would be burning him at the stake.
Nta but it’s obviously because he donated huge amounts of money to both parties, took a lot of public pictures with Dem congressmen and paid a lot of serious media corporations a lot of money for fluff articles. He’s a hot potato and they would rather paint him in a positive light and see the public forget he ever existed than have the public blame them for turning a blind eye to the fraud just because he was showering them with money. You knew all of this already but might as well write it out for those who dont
If someone says something factually wrong about a movie, you’re not simping for the multi-billion dollar studio for calling them out on it. If someone says something moronic about anything at all, I will call them out on it. You have brainrot
5 months ago
Anonymous
He posts straw men
Trying to own
Anyone who critiques a billionaire
Who doesn't care if he lives or dies >For free
I have recently come into absurd frick you money.
I want a 4 door car that'll impress people and show my wealth while still being tasteful, but I know jack shit about cars. What should I get? I'm 6'6 so no midget vehicles please
a high end volvo estate is about 90k and is as tasteful as you can get. everything above that screams no taste. like architects and doctors drive volvo's. only true old money types(these are the people you will never meet), sandBlack folk and internet hustlers drive bentleys, lambos or AMG mercedes and so on
in the past i'd say maybe get an audi they're sort of understated but expensive. but nowadays audi is also just another sandBlack person company. when's the last time you saw a Black person or an arab in a volvo?
some rusted out s40 from two decades ago doesn't count
5 months ago
Anonymous
A Volvo is a volvo.
5 months ago
Anonymous
not in regards to the question: i have money and i want a brand new four door car that's doesn' t make me look tasteless and Black person rich
5 months ago
Anonymous
You clearly are tasteless though if you're seriously asking strangers on the internet for an expensive car brand but not too well known because you think you're a snowflake. Just get a Lexus or whatever.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you really are baiting for (You)'s ain't you
5 months ago
Anonymous
Am I supposed to think this looks worse than le cybertruck?
5 months ago
Anonymous
lexii are the only acceptable luxury cars unless youve got a company car lease, theyre godawful hideous upgraded toyotas with amazing resale value and reliability
>only true old money types(these are the people you will never meet), sandBlack folk and internet hustlers drive bentleys, lambos or AMG mercedes and so on I'm marrying into old money
It looks like something nobody under the age of 50 would be caught driving, but I've owned a toyota before and it was hands down the most reliable car I've ever had and when it's time to get rid of my current car I'm going back to toyota despite the ugliness
>epic chase scene mid-movie >villain gets away because battery ran out >another epic chase scene at the end >battery about to run out again >plot twist he had a second battery ready at the flip of a switch >bulldozes villain at lighting speed >chase ends >hero drops quip about villain all should have used all the stolen money and invested in the new Telsa 2025
I don't know how common this is but at least some parking garages in Atlanta are prohibiting EVs because of the fire risk. I presume the same thing is happening in other places too
I wonder what will happen when the battery starts burning in the middle of some city street.
>drive your cybertruck to starbucks >battery starts burning >can't get out of the car because of electric door locks >nobody can break the doors or windows >people all around can only hear you scream.
really makes you think
I don't know how common this is but at least some parking garages in Atlanta are prohibiting EVs because of the fire risk. I presume the same thing is happening in other places too
I wonder what will happen when the battery starts burning in the middle of some city street.
>chud thinks gas cars don't catch fire
EVS catch fire around 5% as often as gas. It's so rare it makes headlines. >inb4 someone googles "Tesla fire" as if that proves anything
Hmm wonder if it's because EVs are <5% as common as ICEs. Lithium battery fires are much more intense and harder to combat than even gasoline conflagrations. Dumbfrick
Learn to read and understand words. Obviously that 5% figure takes into account the relative rarity of EVs. >Lithium battery fires are much more intense
lol no they aren't
>It doesn't look like much
Because it's not. Electric vehicles have better acceleration than ICEs. That's just standard. You're basically saying 'look at how much faster this bullet accelerates vs the arrow'.
>You're basically saying 'look at how much faster this bullet accelerates vs the arrow'
Yes, and I will upgrade to the bullet instead of using arrows like a fricking savage
>Bulletproof glass >Bulletproof doors >0-60mph in 2.6s
People driving in sketchy countries can actually follow the GPS instructions now instead of worrying that it'll lead them into a death trap. Imagine living somewhere like Detroit or Johannesburg without one of these
>People driving in sketchy countries
Dumb. You gotta charge it for 10 hours. Where are you going to do that? Plus you probably have to have it connect to the internet to run. >>>0-60mph in 2.6s
Hell of a battery drain that will be. Go back to step 1, charge for 10 hours.
glass
doors
This is called a gimmick. Do they say what caliber or what range it's effective? Plus what do you think the glass repair bill would be for the specialized glass or repair bill for a fender bender?
Lithium is one of the most common metals on Earth.
He’s a israelite not a chud.
The reason people hate him is because he's not a israelite and doesn't give them money
>electric cars will never work well in cold areas
Why not?
electric cars are significantly more efficient than eternal combustion
~80% of the energy used to cause contained explosions gets wasted as heat, friction braking is inferior to regenerative brakes, electric motors are less complex and maintenance reliant
the problem is that they really only make sense in a place like southern california, where every single rooftop should have solar panels, therefore negligable transmission losses vs. centralized power generation, also electric cars will never work well in cold areas
EVs work fine in sub-freezing temperatures. You might lose 10% range. There are tons of Telsas in Norway/Finland.
Reminder that Elon Musk only created Tesla so he could convert his billions into assets to avoid taxes. The fact that it's a electric automobile manufacturer is just the cherry on top so he can get extra tax credits. It was always a meme that dumb redditors fell for.l
He designed the entire factories. I worked in factories my whole life, he knows crap about them I know. It's much harder to design factory equipment than an actual car. That's why the factories and him are ground breaking. From the welders to the very car stitching machines he designed it.
That's a bit of a stretch. He chose the right people to design it and he made all the final calls. Part of the reason Tesla is so far ahead of their EV competitors is because Musk took the best rocket scientist eggheads from SpaceX and made them work at Tesla when a big problem needed to be solved and vice-versa
Yeah, it's quite a feat. I hope he doesn't take SpaceX public so that he continues to have a private army of 10,000 super eggheads sitting on the sideline that he can use as temp contractors when the Tesla employees hit a roadblock. That's something none of the other car manufacturers have available to them and when they hit a roadblock they are fricked
Yeah, it's quite a feat. I hope he doesn't take SpaceX public so that he continues to have a private army of 10,000 super eggheads sitting on the sideline that he can use as temp contractors when the Tesla employees hit a roadblock. That's something none of the other car manufacturers have available to them and when they hit a roadblock they are fricked
I've heard shilling for Tesla pays more than 5 times the jannie salary. Is that true?
He took all his paypal money and put it into 2 tiny little meme companies that everyone thought was doomed for failure and which was only a few days away from bankruptcy at many points over the years. Now Tesla and SpaceX are among the largest corpos in the world
I refuse to buy a car where all knobs and buttons are replaced with a fricking iPad.
Tesla is the worst. They don't even have a fricking speedometer. You need to look at the screen for that. Some of them don't even have door handles or full steering wheels
Elon is such a chud.
>chud
Are you 12?
>>chud
>Are you 12?
ironic since Elon acts like a pudgy 12 year old troll all the time.
you will always be a man
Well he is, pudgy. Extremely so.
Ok.....but what color is your Bugatti?
yellow, like your underwear
which one
He’s a israelite not a chud.
Ok? You know that's a good thing right?
dogshit
>ITT: reactionary leftoids
i dont fall for the elon is jesus crap but I do enjoy how propaganda got multitudes of pearl clutchers to buy a tesla electric car to save the planet and then tesla man turned into a superchud so now theyre stuck driving a socially conscious chudmobile
>electric car to save the planet
Kek, funniest thing ever.
That's so funny to me honestly. I'm a lineman and I can't tell you how many times I have to steamroll liberals wet dreams about renewable energy. Sometimes you can't convince a lib to drop their biases but when you are an actual expert in the field there is nothing they can say because they are programmed to believe the experts.
Is your name Science? If not then you are simply incorrect.
Sometimes it works like that, but when I explain where cobalt comes from and how wind energy costs more than it produces the light drains from their faces. Also they can't seem to grasp that depending where they are the electricity in their cars comes from coal. when they start going b...b..b... remind them that coal miners and oil workers are union men and get paid healthy wages while the people mining for materials for their Teslas are literal child slaves in Africa.
electric cars are significantly more efficient than eternal combustion
~80% of the energy used to cause contained explosions gets wasted as heat, friction braking is inferior to regenerative brakes, electric motors are less complex and maintenance reliant
the problem is that they really only make sense in a place like southern california, where every single rooftop should have solar panels, therefore negligable transmission losses vs. centralized power generation, also electric cars will never work well in cold areas
>eternal combustion
jej
>electric cars will never work well in cold areas
Why not?
they do work but batteries need to be at a certain temperature to work well (around 25C), so if you have an electic car in a cold region, you will have problems like less energy capacity than normal or even breakdown.
But as long as you have a heated garage, it's fine 🙂
No they aren't dude. And its called "internal" combustion not "eternal" lol. Maybe in the future when technology resembles magic or whatever that quote is will electric cars be more efficient but until then internal combustion is the way to go.
Pretty sure you are wrong. Eternal combustion never ends. Ever. Like your father's disappointment in you. Idiot.
Electric cars don't work in extremely hot conditions anyway. Its just how batteries work. If you add enough heat to a battery it will eventually cease to function and since Teslas are just giant batteries there is really nothing to do other than buy a new one. That's just one of many issues too. My truck is over 30 years old and if I lose the keys to it I can just hotwire it which I have done more than once lol
>also electric cars will never work well in cold areas
I live in one of the coldest places on the planet and Tesla is one of the most popular cars here. Average temperature from november-february is probably like minus 10 celsius. I know a lot of people who own Teslas and they generally say that during those 4 months the battery capacity is like 10-20% lower than during summer. Meanwhile for gas cars it's the exact opposite. Most gasoline cars use up to 15% more fuel when during the summer months. So it basically evens out. Electric cars not super efficient for winter. Gasoline cars not super efficient for summer
>Electric cars not super efficient for winter. Gasoline cars not super efficient for summer
this is why hybrids or plug in hybrids (even better) are the thinking mans compromise
Most people are fully aware that right now, a large portion of the electricity that is generated to power the EVs is done with fossil fuels. Nobody with an IQ above 90 thinks that the current situation is perfect, but it's a step in the right direction. When governments finally get their heads out of their asses and starts embracing nuclear and hydro, then EVs will have a significantly positive impact on the environment.
>starts embracing nuclear and hydro
Nuclear is too expensive
Hydro is built out in most developed nations
Modern coal scrubbing is good enough. One thing's certain, as coal plants have been shut down and solar/wind built, my electricity bills have done nothing but go up
what about it makes it cyber or a truck???
>cyber
Drive-by-Wire.
>truck
It's literally a pick-up truck with a big bed.
And yet this thread is full of cars.
Dumb thread. Actually has nothing to do with batman either.
no one is ever going to use that bed for anything. these things are the ultimate pavement princesses driven by basedtards
no pickup truck driver in america uses the bed, its why 4 door shortbeds are the most popular
oversized grocery getters, the lot of them
Oh no anon doesn't approve of the vehicles other people purchase
lmbo, 4 door shortbed truck owner whose never hauled anything with it detected
Damn right and I'm going to keep driving that shit because I like it. Meanwhile you are going to seethe because you can't control other people
You need lithium to control your cluster B personality
its just funny that you let society dictate your actions, society tells you that men drive trucks so you buy a truck you dont need and wont use because "cars are for women"
i personally dont give a shit what you do, but an entire country filled with people that cant think isnt going to work out into anything good, and it really isnt anymore
Nope. I drive a truck because I like trucks. Seek treatment of your personality disorder
>i personally dont give a shit what you do
You absolutely fricking do
not that anon and i don't mind trucks at all, but it's a utility vehicle. do you actually use it as a utility vehicle often or do you just like the way it looks?
I just like driving a truck. You either get it or you don't
youre a moron and everyone with a real truck they use to haul shit laughs at your sparkling clean 4 door shortbed grocery getter
No they don't, cluster B
It rides at a nice height (regular 1/2 ton pickup not lifted) and is quieter inside than a car
Because of the height I can drive over curbs, smaller tree trunks and other obstacles when needed
Bed is useful when I need it
I like opening the little back window for a nice breeze inside
4x4 is useful when I'm not on paved roads (I don't go four wheeling but when I'm on ppl's property or unusual places it have saved my ass more than once)
I don't have a bed box right now but I have in the past and I've liked that little add-on. Might get a camper shell at some point in the future
SUVs are fine too for most of this stuff too but I prefer a bed rather than an enclosed cargo area
To add I go kayaking a handful of times a year and being able to throw kayaks in the back + all the gear and taking a few people with me ANd being able to easily get down poorly maintained access roads to the river is worth it vs. having to deal with a trailer (which I would tow with a truck or SUV anyway and are not a good idea on bad roads)
do you know why you like it? i'm not trying to be confrontratial here, but most people usually reflect on why they like something. most truck drivers around where i live like driving their truck because it's a very practical vehicle when it comes to either their job or lifestyle
Is it a 79 Ford?
What is the comparison trying to say? They look the exact same except reality accounts for weight and has different lighting.
>They look the exact same
Look at the front and angling. Also ugly rear view mirrors due to American law.
>look at the front angling
Okay, now what?
The finished product looks like those Ferrari car kits people slap on Hondas. It's a pale imitation. It looks boxy sloppy instead of angular and sleek.
If you can't see that, you're a moronic homosexual.
I can't censor social media anymore so I'll cry extra loud about Tesla and SpaceX. Jannnies! Save us!
Elon is clearly a kinoisseur of superior 80s flicks.
dpn't give a frick, i'd drive it. not paying 50-60k for it tho
Why are so many trying to force this to fail? I don't get the hate for it with all the other stupid shit in the road.
truck drivers know their time is up. they want it to fail because they don't want to be replaced
This. But unions in most countries are now pushing hard for mandatory operators in self-driving vehicles in case of emergencies. Sort of like how there's always someone who operates trains and metros even though most of it is automated and they press a button every now and again. When jobs are at risk, people will always try to fight technological advancement
>cuck truck
when teslas came out a ton of people shit on those. you either thought "what a rich butthole" or "what a rich gay". now there are so many teslas around nobody even notices
If you find this cool, you must have a nice day right now
picrel is peak automobile
Looks like shit. This is what peak auto looks like if you're not a tryhard reddit hipster
the audi concept from irobot
>hnng
Patrician taste
Peak Auto looks like an electric razor cyber truck looks like dog shit too though
There's only ever been one interesting concept car from Audi, and it sure as hell isn't that generic blob.
that is not the avus quattro
Looks like a Bugatti had sex with a TT.
That concept contributed to the development of Veyron, alongside a Bentley concept
It looks so sad.... like it knows what it looks like
Audi’s autistic wheel well thing looks terrible. It’s like Porsche with their ugly as shit front ends.
why does it have eyelids?
It does though. I actually feel sorry for it like it wants to kill itself no knows it can't and will eventually be a forgotten vehicle remembered only by people who watch Doug Demaro videos.
>mosts some generic EV concept blob
You have objectively shit taste, homosexual
>mosts
ESL opinions are less than worthless.
Typos are not indicative of a lack of understanding of English grammar or structure, brainlet amerifat.
SIRS
>didn't even deny being esl
I'm not American and you will never be white.
>I'm not American
So you're not white. Sit.
>you will never be white
Neither will your great grandchildren
we HAVE to go back
True Perfection.
Old Mercs have the balance perfectly right between being a little bit ugly to show the plebs you have disdain for them but not ostentatiously ugly indicating that actually you really need the plebs to know the disdain you have for them
They are true Cars Going Their Own Way and not cucky attention-seeking car incels like Rolls
What car should I buy if I want to say I don’t like poor people, but I especially don’t like blacks?
Porsche I think, I've never seen a Black person in a Porsche
>on Cinemaphile board
>never seen bad boys
Damnit. I think the correct answer was lifted 80’s ford f150 with the bullnose.
Rolls are the most comfortable cars though, right?
I'm no cargay but I like jaguars
The jaguar jokes from top gear always kill me. The idea of just casually stealing from people because of your car is very funny to me.
Gypsy car.
You're from Bulgaria or Romania, right?
It's the best car though, poor boy.
>t. gypsie king
Those models are still good quality, you can see them still driving in Africa today. Modern Daimler looks like shit.
t. German who actually grew up 25km from the headquarters of Daimler
I really like square cars, fricking cars nowadays look like beans with wheels because of '''''''''''''''''pedestrian safety''''''''''''''''', they should not be the streets if they don't want to get destroyed, but of course the medical industry benefits more from survivors with broken bodies than dead people with destroyed bodies
based and great taste
cars aren't square anymore also because of aerodynamics
The day of the pillow is coming boomer homosexual
Why did you post a picture of a mercedes benz if you are talking about Saab, the best car of all time?
BLACKEDmobile
It was stolen?
This is going to be the DeLorean of our time it might be worth picking up a few used ones after they've gone down to nothing in price for that reason
It looks like a generic ripoff of a delorean. Like a delorean ripoff they had to make different enough to not get sued.
Not really I mean you could say that about any car that was skined in sheet metal
I mean stainless steel
>It looks like a generic ripoff of a delorean.
this
looks completely different are you blind literally the only similarity is that it's stainless steel but then delorien had gulwing doors it was a sports car
body shape
Do you have some religious prohibition against punctuation?
It looks like a Syd Mead drawing doofus
Nothing about the design is generic are you fricking high on something? This shit is the most original-looking mass produced vehicle released in decades, it’s literally why it’s being hated.
>next Delorean
Lmaooo. The fact that you’re clearly serious makes it funnier.
They already have preorder for 100 000 of these.
They have 100,000 paid waiting list reservations. No refunds.
Which is hilarious because it’s all going to be yuppy California guys. You see more Tesla’s than anything else down there.
Who knows how many of them will actually go through with the purchase. They literally just purchased a non-refundable spot in line to buy. Price TBD, as far as I know.
Is the Cybertruck ever going to enter production? Seems like they've been marketing it for 5 years now.
I see a shitload of Teslas every day. Why are you seething?
delorean had back to the future
nobody is going to put this garbage in any classic cause all modern movies are garbage
If Elon is smart he'll cut a deal with Marvel to have Peter Parker drive one.
>all the twat replies going straight to back to the future
From an Cinemaphile perspective you’re probably right, it’s going to be a clustertruck
The delorean had a very limited production whilst the cybertruck could be made for decades.
>Tesla is going bankrupt any day now!
I feel like Im the only one that likes the cyberfrick truck
thing is awesome
I love it too, people just hate Elon, they don't have any actual feelings about the truck. If Taylor Swift was saying that she loved it so would they
meh.
>when you put your graphics on low with max resolution
low-poly high-res
it's the emulated PS1/PS2 games
This is one of the uglies car designs I have ever seen.
V12
dat ass though.
I think the F-type is a good looking car with a similar aesthetic.
Ah, the Lunch-ah. Reminds me of that Herbie movie with Barney Fife.
hahahaha
Kino
what the frick were they smoking
>they
I'm convinced it was just Elon. He didn't bounce a concept off of his engineering team, who made a blueprint, followed by him revising it until they landed on a working concept. Instead he said, "Make it like this" and when the engineers said, "You can't" he said "Do it anyways" so they just made the closest thing possible and it ended up like that.
This was revealed to me in a dream
It would have to be the grizzled boomer Batman from the The Dark Knight Returns.
Keaton Batmobile is pure soul.
Gotta add the greeble.
Clooney's is incredibly underrated.
Keaton>>West>Clooney>Kilmer>>>Bale>Aflec
Affleck>Clooney>Keaton>West>Kilmer>Bale
Bale is the best
If you think otherwise you're a homo
>Bale>Affleck>West
GAP
>Clooney>Kilmer
Why are cars so gay and soulless now
~~*brutalism*~~: the car
What a moronic looking truck
Elon won
/tv/eddit lost
The cybertruck is so depressing. I'm doing alternative energy shit for school and we got a bunch of green energy gays that ordered cyber trucks years ago, and I remember back then they were already saying the release was right around the corner. Poor fools.
Nothin' personnel, carcucks
Anyone got that video of the guy driving on the bikecucks with his car while yelling ''Get out of myy laaaneee!''? That man is a hero we need, yet don't deserve.
This is what happens when Cinemaphilegays get rich off of crypto
I don't get the point of having a car like this and then living in an environment like that.
Owning a car that requires pristine roads in an area with horrible roads?
Anons on Cinemaphile figured out who the owner was and he lived in Southern California. I think San Diego. Not exactly a rare place to see supercars
>custom made tires so you can only change them via official Tesla stores
Apple mobile
>producing a car that can not be sold in europe
another great business move by israelitelon
Nobody buys pickup trucks in Europe besides guys who LARP as cowboys
An entire continent where no one has a job that requires a truck. It’s funny because it’s almost believable.
no you fat frick. we just distinguish between work cars and luxury cars. no need to combine the two
It's always funny when people who are at the literal bottom think their opinion matters in the slightest related to the business dealings of the man who took Paypal, Tesla and SpaceX from nothing to becoming some of the largest corporations in the world and thus became the richest person in the world
i hope he sees this post, bro
It's not whiteknighting. He's an autistic sperg and I don't like him, but shitting on him for being a bad businessman is just moronic
>shitting on him for being a bad businessman is just moronic
yeah, the billions he lost with Twitter while filling the site with porn bots was another top tier business move
He spent 10% of his NW on that deal and he was always clear that it was about removing censorship of 'wrong opinions' from the public square more than it was about profits. He has said he would rather see Twitter go bankrupt than to kowtow to the corporations that are threatening to pull ads if he doesn't re-instate a censorship regime of wrong opinions
Sounds like a bad businessman.
Sounds like a man who is willing to sacrifice a tiny portion of his wealth for what he considers the greater good. There's no shortage of billionaires who throw huge amounts of money every year at leftist causes but you don't see people calling them bad businessmen. Left or right; they use their wealth to shape the world. It's not always about profits
Nice cope.
ah yes, the free speech you need to pay for, so that people can see it. unless it's against tesla. but don't type "kys" and hit the tweet button or your free speech account gets banned.
based Elon keeping the wrong thinkers out, like Alex Jones. but not because of what he said, but beause he hurt Elons feelings.
so as long as you pay up and be nice to him, his elite friends and his company and follow his censorship rules, you'll have a great free speech platform
The people who look up to Elon have NO idea what rich people are like or how to tell if they are getting swindled. The fact that Elon, the richest man in the world, is pretending to be just like the nerds on the internet or the pseudo-intellectual Joe Rogan fans should be the biggest red flag of all. If someone you don't know, especially a billionaire, is trying to be your friend they aren't doing it from the goodness of their heart. I trust the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds over Elon any day. They are evil, they know they're evil, they think they're better than you and they will let you know it while they openly frick children.
What people don’t realize is social media companies “moat” is essentially scale. You really can’t get into the space because established players suck up all the revenue.
Twitter’s scale and censorship policy long term will pay dividends. In a market that is incredibly hard to enter.
>the rocket exploding is a success
If I spent 10% of my net worth ($10) on fricking twitter I would kill myself.
pretty sure he is worth more than 440B
There’s no other way to enter that space. Fricking google and Microsoft couldn’t manage it. It has to be done through acquisition and Twitter was the only viable target.
Buying in, cutting costs and riding out the liberal antipathy seems like a decent strategy. The only people who complain are the people who want to see everyone kowtow to their narrow ideology.
What an original thought! I bet you get so much validation for your free thinking individualism.
keep defending the transhumanism billionaire, my guy.
The enemy of my enemy. You keep gurgling israelite effluence friend.
keep going my guy, someone needs to stand up for the rich elites.
i will never eat the bugs or get the electric car, but you do you
Bet your an anti vaxxer too.
Liberal mind virus. People just instinctively shit on him. Some weird remnant of the occupy stuff.
Building a company that makes rockets that land themselves and revolutionizing commercial space flight is objectively dope and anyone who says otherwise is a homosexual.
They’ll turn around and suck Bill Gates dick.
>Bill Gates
Vax status?
Rockets that land themselves? Do you know batshit moronic that makes you sound? Elon Musk is overrated who made billions off other peoples' work out of sheer luck. Elons more likely the luckiest man on Earth than he is a genius businessman/inventer or whatever bullshit his fanboys call him.
>Rockets that land themselves? Do you know batshit moronic that makes you sound?
That is literally what they do. They’re reusable and cut the cost of space travel drastically. NASA now pays SpaceX to bring most of their stuff into orbit because it’s so much cheaper than building their own
I was thinking rockets as in weapons. Don't mind me I guess I'm the dum dum
Everything can be a weapon. This guy built a rocket with solid propellant, the same that missiles uses and landed it.
>some dork youtuber with a garage managed to do what NASA has been trying to do for 10 years with a $30B annual budget
That is pretty funny
not enough government subsidies
> what NASA has been trying to do
NASA never had the funds to do that because this would reduce manufacturing and it's the last thing politicians want.
You're right. I didnt realize they had fully outsourced the space travel part and became a meme agency
>Rockets that land themselves? Do you know batshit moronic that makes you sound?
Did you get out of prison this week or something? What the frick, kek
This video is 6 years old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH9JQ4Kash0
when did billionaire bootlicking become the national sport of zoomers?
There are shitloads of vehicles that aren’t cross marketed though. California and Europe both have redivision’s restrictions that read like the tax code. It’s very difficult to market the same vehicle to both.
Also California really distorts the American truck market. You basically can’t get a cheap small truck anymore because of all their homosexual restrictions.
Cool television and film thread, guys!
>political arguments
>in a car thread
>in Cinemaphile
lol
Me playing fortnite and turning all the graphical settings to low
>i NEED to defend my favorite billionaire from the other billionaires!!!
>i will even pay him. he needs it more than i do!!!
And yet an actual israeli criminal like Bankman-Fried gets a pass for no other reason than he donated the right way.
you mean the guy who spends the rest of his life in prison?
Go read the things written about SBF. It’s clearly very biased. If the whole “anti-billionaire” thing was anything more than a cynical ruse they would be burning him at the stake.
So why didn’t they do that?
everyone openly shat on him and now he goes to jail for bazillion years. the frick are you talking about?
Nta but it’s obviously because he donated huge amounts of money to both parties, took a lot of public pictures with Dem congressmen and paid a lot of serious media corporations a lot of money for fluff articles. He’s a hot potato and they would rather paint him in a positive light and see the public forget he ever existed than have the public blame them for turning a blind eye to the fraud just because he was showering them with money. You knew all of this already but might as well write it out for those who dont
>Bankman-Fried
thats a interesting last name since his arrest
>Bankman-Fried
>is neither in banking nor free
>Bankman-Fried
>the bankman got fried
I cannot believe billionaires have simps in 2023
>he has so much money and i have so little, so i must shit on him for everything he does even if's something good
He simps
>for free
>if a person has money, everything they do is wrong
Life must be hard for you
He gets angry and argues
On behalf of a billionaire
Who doesn't even know he exists
>For free
If someone says something factually wrong about a movie, you’re not simping for the multi-billion dollar studio for calling them out on it. If someone says something moronic about anything at all, I will call them out on it. You have brainrot
He posts straw men
Trying to own
Anyone who critiques a billionaire
Who doesn't care if he lives or dies
>For free
Why is no one posting the F-150/F-150 Raptor? You know, literally the best-selling auto in America?
Because it's the Toyota Corolla of trucks
I have recently come into absurd frick you money.
I want a 4 door car that'll impress people and show my wealth while still being tasteful, but I know jack shit about cars. What should I get? I'm 6'6 so no midget vehicles please
get a urus like all the other new money homosexuals, homosexual
this looks like shit wtf
Did I stutter?
BUT I DONT WANT IT
DONT MAKE ME DRIVE THE URUS PLEASE
urus
my anus
whos to judge
So it looks like you.
I love how this piece of shit is the same size as a 3-row SUV externally but the same size as a compact SUV internally.
a high end volvo estate is about 90k and is as tasteful as you can get. everything above that screams no taste. like architects and doctors drive volvo's. only true old money types(these are the people you will never meet), sandBlack folk and internet hustlers drive bentleys, lambos or AMG mercedes and so on
Volvo is just a lame car.
in the past i'd say maybe get an audi they're sort of understated but expensive. but nowadays audi is also just another sandBlack person company. when's the last time you saw a Black person or an arab in a volvo?
Last week.
some rusted out s40 from two decades ago doesn't count
A Volvo is a volvo.
not in regards to the question: i have money and i want a brand new four door car that's doesn' t make me look tasteless and Black person rich
You clearly are tasteless though if you're seriously asking strangers on the internet for an expensive car brand but not too well known because you think you're a snowflake. Just get a Lexus or whatever.
you really are baiting for (You)'s ain't you
Am I supposed to think this looks worse than le cybertruck?
lexii are the only acceptable luxury cars unless youve got a company car lease, theyre godawful hideous upgraded toyotas with amazing resale value and reliability
>theyre godawful hideous
No.
>only true old money types(these are the people you will never meet), sandBlack folk and internet hustlers drive bentleys, lambos or AMG mercedes and so on
I'm marrying into old money
Miss me with that chinkshit.
rolls royce cullinan big boy. alternatively get a brabus g wagon if you're a dweeb.
get some taste
>Honda
Ew
r8 my car, Cinemaphile
I trust you guys to be fair, you're like family to me 🙂
>nonfunctional air intakes
thats going to be half a zonk
>nonfunctional
They're real.
It looks like something nobody under the age of 50 would be caught driving, but I've owned a toyota before and it was hands down the most reliable car I've ever had and when it's time to get rid of my current car I'm going back to toyota despite the ugliness
Toyota engines are some of the very best.
>epic chase scene mid-movie
>villain gets away because battery ran out
>another epic chase scene at the end
>battery about to run out again
>plot twist he had a second battery ready at the flip of a switch
>bulldozes villain at lighting speed
>chase ends
>hero drops quip about villain all should have used all the stolen money and invested in the new Telsa 2025
>2 tons of electric monstrosity
literally the most moronic shit conceivable
I wonder what will happen when the battery starts burning in the middle of some city street.
I don't know how common this is but at least some parking garages in Atlanta are prohibiting EVs because of the fire risk. I presume the same thing is happening in other places too
>drive your cybertruck to starbucks
>battery starts burning
>can't get out of the car because of electric door locks
>nobody can break the doors or windows
>people all around can only hear you scream.
really makes you think
>someone gets out a gun and tries to put you out of your misery
>car is boollet proof
>chud thinks gas cars don't catch fire
EVS catch fire around 5% as often as gas. It's so rare it makes headlines.
>inb4 someone googles "Tesla fire" as if that proves anything
Hmm wonder if it's because EVs are <5% as common as ICEs. Lithium battery fires are much more intense and harder to combat than even gasoline conflagrations. Dumbfrick
Learn to read and understand words. Obviously that 5% figure takes into account the relative rarity of EVs.
>Lithium battery fires are much more intense
lol no they aren't
moronation confirmed
And if a two ton truck
Fries the both of us
To burn by your side
Oh what a heavenly way to die
There is a truck and it never sells out
Elon knows I'm miserable now
w-what do you think of my whip bros
I bought it from a chinaman! for 8000 dollaridoos
Nice shaving machine
It doesn't look like much, but the cybertruck did 0-100km/h in 2.6 seconds, while towing a porsche 911. That is fricking insane
>It doesn't look like much
Because it's not. Electric vehicles have better acceleration than ICEs. That's just standard. You're basically saying 'look at how much faster this bullet accelerates vs the arrow'.
>You're basically saying 'look at how much faster this bullet accelerates vs the arrow'
Yes, and I will upgrade to the bullet instead of using arrows like a fricking savage
>I will upgrade to the bullet instead of using arrows
So buy a non-meme EV then.
What is the advantage of this beside more Americans having accidents
being in a 11,000 nukemobile so that you inenvitably run into a suv full of a nice family theres nothing left to testify against you
>Bulletproof glass
>Bulletproof doors
>0-60mph in 2.6s
People driving in sketchy countries can actually follow the GPS instructions now instead of worrying that it'll lead them into a death trap. Imagine living somewhere like Detroit or Johannesburg without one of these
>Musk is form south africa
>makes a bulletproof car
makes you think
glass
They didn't test the glass
doors
Yea, subsonic rounds. So worthless.
>People driving in sketchy countries
Dumb. You gotta charge it for 10 hours. Where are you going to do that? Plus you probably have to have it connect to the internet to run.
>>>0-60mph in 2.6s
Hell of a battery drain that will be. Go back to step 1, charge for 10 hours.
glass
doors
This is called a gimmick. Do they say what caliber or what range it's effective? Plus what do you think the glass repair bill would be for the specialized glass or repair bill for a fender bender?
I definitely didn’t see those teens laughing, because there’s very little visibility in the Cyber Sneed (Formerly Truck). Checkmate liberal
i would be embarassed to drive around in this cringe mobile
elon is a clown
Imagine how much seething the troony who made this was going through
>tangentially related bait post
Libcels have been trolling this board for 4 hours and the jannies aren't banning them. Just FYI.
They have all the same limp dick responses. I'm sure they'll start breaking out the basedjaks
Is there even enough lithium on this planet to replace fuel cars with EVs?
Probably but battery technology needs to progress way past that in order for mass adoption of EVs to be feasible
Lithium is one of the most common metals on Earth.
The reason people hate him is because he's not a israelite and doesn't give them money
EVs work fine in sub-freezing temperatures. You might lose 10% range. There are tons of Telsas in Norway/Finland.
Reminder that Elon Musk only created Tesla so he could convert his billions into assets to avoid taxes. The fact that it's a electric automobile manufacturer is just the cherry on top so he can get extra tax credits. It was always a meme that dumb redditors fell for.l
How is it a meme? Do the cars work or not?
The cars are designed to ram into random pedestrians and buildings and catch fire, as a joke.
>Elon Musk only created Tesla
He designed the entire factories. I worked in factories my whole life, he knows crap about them I know. It's much harder to design factory equipment than an actual car. That's why the factories and him are ground breaking. From the welders to the very car stitching machines he designed it.
These factories you've worked in.
They wouldn't be located in India by any chance?
>He designed the entire factories
That's a bit of a stretch. He chose the right people to design it and he made all the final calls. Part of the reason Tesla is so far ahead of their EV competitors is because Musk took the best rocket scientist eggheads from SpaceX and made them work at Tesla when a big problem needed to be solved and vice-versa
tesla is considered the gold standard in EV, little things like the battery coolers are on another level from the competition
Yeah, it's quite a feat. I hope he doesn't take SpaceX public so that he continues to have a private army of 10,000 super eggheads sitting on the sideline that he can use as temp contractors when the Tesla employees hit a roadblock. That's something none of the other car manufacturers have available to them and when they hit a roadblock they are fricked
I've heard shilling for Tesla pays more than 5 times the jannie salary. Is that true?
He took all his paypal money and put it into 2 tiny little meme companies that everyone thought was doomed for failure and which was only a few days away from bankruptcy at many points over the years. Now Tesla and SpaceX are among the largest corpos in the world
Every day your seething makes me laugh harder. People are going to be driving Teslas on Mars in 40 years and you’ll still be
>h-h-haha, he did this all as a tax break chud!
>People are going to be driving Teslas on Mars in 40 years
0/10 bait, laying it on too thick.
>Thing is popular
>chuds on Cinemaphile hate it
Many such cases!
Reddit hates it too because reee elon.
Pretty funny. In the end nerds are just nerds.
mom look what i made!
>300 posts on a thread for lost /n/tards
>nothing to do with tv or batman
Thank you for your service, hall monitor
This thread is truly horrible. Just look at it lmao.
ive seen worse
>chooses to stay in a thread he thinks is horrible
Living the good life, huh?
I refuse to buy a car where all knobs and buttons are replaced with a fricking iPad.
Tesla is the worst. They don't even have a fricking speedometer. You need to look at the screen for that. Some of them don't even have door handles or full steering wheels