Because:
1. His mother Rio, loses her Husband, she's a widow.
2. Miles is Black, and Black Widow has Black the word Black first as several Black superheroes have a tendency to have in comics, (like Black Lightening for example)
3. Black Widows are a species of Spider, mostly from USA & Mexico. You guess it right, Afro-American father, Latina mom. That's Miles.
There, I solved Miles Morales character. You homosexuals seething at Miles no longer have a reason for seething about Spider-Man being replaced. Miles is his own full brand now, Black Widow
HIRE ME Marvel.
Oh... And nobody care about Natasha Romanoff anyway, she's useless.
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I propose he be called Spider-Man because I'm over the age of 20 and have adult problems to worry about.
*tips trilby*
>I'm over the age of 20 and have adult problems to worry about.
Like what are you still doing here if you're over 20?
So do you now have two distinct characters who are both spiderman, who each are going to have their own series of comic books but be called the same thing?
How are people going to be able to tell them apart, assuming they aren't familiar with the characters?
You may claim that everybody knows who spider man is, but can most people recall off the top of their head the name Peter Parker?
It makes sense that if you are going to have one, you are going to have to cancel the other. And the fact is, black kids are the ones buying actual comic books these days, the kind you get at the supermarket or a drug store. And those account for the bulk of the sales.
If white kids wanted a white spider man, maybe they should have bought more comic books.
Black kids aren’t buying comics. They’re buying manga.
You’re talking out of your ass.
>How are people going to be able to tell them apart, assuming they aren't familiar with the characters?
are you colorblind?
Flash comics did the multiple heroes named the same and worked fine
No one cares for Flash. His movie bombed and his show was on the CW network, a network famous for not making any money. You'd be hardpressed to find people who even know that Barry Alan isn't the original Flash
Miles Morales is Miles Morales and you will never be a woman. Facts are facts.
How about frick you and stop having opinions on shit you clearly don’t care about.
>How about frick you and stop having opinions on shit you clearly don’t care about.
Irony
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Said that, I thought his parents are noth alive.
But he's not Spider-Man.
>I'm a fan of the how the writer portrayed Spider-man, but Spider-man really stole the spotlight away from Spider-man. They should just stop using Spider-man and use Spider-man instead.
Different iterations of Spider-man have different names for the reason of distinction moron.
But he's black and Spider-Man isn't black.
>Spider-Man isn't black
What does ‹noir› mean?
I propose he be named Boy Tarantula
I propose he be renamed Black Poochie
Name him the Brown Recluse
You made a case for Rio to be called Black widow, not Miles.
I suppose he could go for Brown Recluse, though.
I propose to rebrand Miles as "Worthless wienersucker". It gives him his own brand identity while instantly conveying exactly who and what he is, and puts an immediate end to all the people seething about him.
I propose to rebrand OP as "homosexual"
Because:
1. He's a homosexual.
2. He's a homosexual.
3. He's a homosexual.
Motion denied, point of order.
Motion carries with a vote of two.
very formal
>1. His mother Rio, loses her Husband, she's a widow.
Currently Miles has both his parents alive as well as Uncle Aaron as prowler fully living and working.
I say to rebrand him as Spider Stu
>as Uncle Aaron as prowler fully living and working.
Didn't his uncle become Iron Spider instead?
Frankly, Miles could've taken up and rehabilitated the Iron Spider name instead of, ya know, pretending to be Pete.
Black Widow is a sexy redheaded supersoldier Russian heiress superspy. Call him Prowler or call him a Hearse.
It never gonna happen
The entire point of miles is to replace Peter as Spider-Man. Remember ~~*they*~~ do not want any white characters on screen anymore.
They're shilling the Miles and Peter duo so much I doubt he will ever be able to replace him
Just gonna throw a schizo theory out there. What if they were receptive to the comparisons between Wally West and Miles? People were more open to Wally because he was Barry's sidekick for years before Barry went out like a champ and saved the universe.
What if they want to try that with Miles?
They also needed to KILL barry to pull that one off. Peter is too valuable to ever leave off the table for long.
They can push it, but if there's no good stories, then it's just carol as captain marvel hammering against a stone wall.
into the spiderverse already this, it worked because it was a different universe. Miles has only ever worked there, why are people still pushing his worthless comics when everybody else sees him as multiverse boy?
What did Black Widow do to make this lil gay niglet self inserter seethe so much?
Call him Ghost Spider and call Gwen Spider-Widow
I claim this thread for the Society. The subject is no longer miles, it's now Mike.
Now, did anyone see any staff who aren't Spiders?
Black Widow would be a perfect name if it wasn't already taken.
He's the Human Spider
Then why don't we call you White Fish, Aquaman?
>not White Whale
apply yourself
Arachnig
Daddy Dark Legs
Call him Brown Recluse.
Spider-token
Does a black character necessarily have to be named 'black' widow? Also Black Widow is Marvel's character.
I propose that we should magically rewind time to when I was a kid and make it stay that way because, as a Spider-Man fan, I am terminally autistic and change of any kind makes me violently shit my pants in anger and screech like a howler monkey.
His only purpose is to be Miguel's fleshlight, now give me the webm of Miguel raping him.
i unironically like spin
Spin and Kid Arachnid(though I'd have just gone with Arachnid personally) were both perfectly fine names. This autism that he MUST be named spider-man in the comic is crippling any potential he might hand as a character because it's impossible to avoid comparing him to Peter.
Or even Tarantula if you just want FYI go with him constantly copying other spider themed characters.
I just like that it makes Milestrannies angry. They don't deserve shit.
Why not just call him Spider-Boy?
Already taken
Just for the comics. It’s free for all other media.
which other medias?
Spidey Friends show uses Spin.
Whatever media they make in the future.
As ill-conceived as Miles is, I don't think you should call black characters Black this or that. It's being upfront about their existence being nothing but pandering.
>I don't think you should call black characters Black this or that.
Don't you remember Birds of Prey movie?
Having a character named Black not being black is racist.
It didn't hurt Harry Potter.
>A criminal who dindu nuffin
>Spent years in prison only to break out
>Ended up becoming a martyr of sorts after dying in a magical shootout
He was black coded
I propose Brown Recluse
Quit trolling. We all know the real answer. And people love scarlet johansen. And you know it too.
>Spider-man
>Young Spider-man
Holy SHIT that was so fricking hard!
Spider-man
>Young MAN
Dude, he is a teen. And Spider-Boy already taken.
I don't see what you're trying to say.
That just doesn't sound very good.
Spider-Boy is a new character
Yeah I heard about that, but I'm confused about the other thing. Are you saying he can't be called man because he's not an adult?
Call him Poochie-Man because that's all he is. Frick Bendis and frick Milestrannies.
I propose to burn alive every Miles Morales' writer
What about the speeider
Imagine if the Miles Morales character was introduced in the exact same manner that he originally was, but instead of being a half-black half-latino kid, he was a white kid named Mike Morris.
In Ultimate Comics, the original Peter Parker is killed in battle, and shortly thereafter, we're introduced to Mike Morris, a teenager who is bitten by the exact same spider that Peter was, and gains the exact same powers as Peter, except he also has the extra special powers of invisibility and "Venom Strike" electricity. Mike gets a costume for himself that clearly looks like Spider-Man, and he calls himself the new Spider-Man. Not Spider-Boy, or The Arachnid, but "Spider-Man". Mike then meets Aunt May, Mary Jane, and Peter's other supporting cast, and Aunt May even gives Mike Peter's webshooters. In the years to come, Mike will be ported to the main 616 continuity, where he fights alongside Peter, and the two share the mantle of "Spider-Man". Mike fights many classic Spidey villains, takes a version of The Prowler from Peter to be his arch-nemesis, the writers constantly beat readers over the head with how important and valid Mike is as Spider-Man, and Mike is thereby shoved into every possible Spider-Man adaptation (comics, cartoons, video games, etc.), where Peter has to share the spotlight with Mike Morris, the new Spider-Man.
Mike has stolen Peter's title, powers, origin story, supporting cast, villains, arch-enemy, costume, and spotlight, and we're all constantly reminded how great of a character he is by the writers.
Doesn't this whole idea sound so laughably bad? It would go down as a mere footnote in Spider-Man mythology, and Mike Morris would barely be remembered by comic nerds as, "Hey, remember that one time the writers tried to replace Peter Parker with that new kid? That was dumb."
But no, because Miles is a black minority kid, anyone who points out how poorly conceived this whole thing is will just be accused of being "racist." We're stuck with him forever.
If you hadn't noticed already. Baile is introduced as Spider-BOY, he doesn't claim to be spiderman, nor does he want to be spiderman. While Miles get's everything in a silver plate to be Sipderman's replacement and he was marketed as THE spiderman replacement since the very beginning.
and people hate Baile, my point was that what you say is true, they would hate white Miles that's Baile
who hates Baile? Normies don't nothing about comics only superheroes
Everyone gated Bailey
>While Miles get's everything in a silver plate to be Sipderman's replacement
Ultimate Miles' life goes to shit within like 10 issues.
if Marvel was based they would call him Spider homie, that would get the hood audience
Miles my Spigga
>that would get the hood audience
hood homies don't read comics.
plus they already have luke cage if they want to pander to that non existent comic book demo.
They also got Vic which is a better black latino character
see? im glad im not the only one who thought of it, Black folk would unironically love that shit, he can be that funny black dude like you see in the movies like rush hour
Miles would unironically be a better character if he was a hood homie. It’d be like a modern reimagining of Ditko Spidey. A shithead delinquent who has to learn how to be both a better hero, but also a better man. He’d have a long journey to becoming the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.
call him arana since anya's spider-girl now
i keep saying he should have been named spider-homie and been relegated to nothing more than a deadpool tier character for comedy relief
He can go around seducing Man and getting fricked in the bussy... so progressive!!!
your attempts to turn Miles gay won't work, he is for blacking femboys
>Disney execs when the data shows that black people hate trannies and that making him frick a troony would make him highly unpopular with his target demographic
>but you accidentally made the twitter trannies believe the love interest was secretly trans the whole time
>black people hate trannies
lol
They might get sucked of by a troony behind the dumpster at Waffle House but they ain't wearing no hoodie "of that homosexualass Miles".
They real homies.
I know this is more of a joke thread but I want to rant about Miles a bit, I don’t like him, not because of “muh black” or something, I just feel that henis unnecessary and cheap, hell, every other spider clone just feels cheap and in my eyes cheapens everything spider man as whole, there really isn’t anything about him that I find interesting and cool, he just feels like a spider man colour swap but with a shitier back story and I just it annoying now that everything spider man nowadays just has to include him and isn’t just solo Peter
I just feel he's far more boring despite all the shilling he gets. I'd be happy if they did something interesting with him, but all they do is just give him more unearned powers and having characters heap praise on him. So it's boring
Miles is literally the Kyle rayner of Marvel, they realized that after they bringed his mentor or predecessor back they had no reason to be special anymore so tried to fill the emptyness of their characters with special powerups like "He can now manipulate elements with the strenght of mind" that doesn't stick or makes them more plot deviced power of the day than anything worthy of time.
Like Kyle going from Ion, to White Lantern to Omega to fill the void of Hal getting the life he was supposed to have.
They even gave him Carol at one point.
Hhmmm
thank Hal she left him before another fridge
TRANS
Why do I really like Kyle Rayner and Hal Jordan but despise Miles Morales if you guys say they're the same?