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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I COME OUTTA THE CLOSET
    I PISS ON WOMEN

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DO YOU HAVE YOUR PASSPORT
    one of the most bizarre events I've ever seen take place

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently, all his victims were black. So I'm not angry at him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like most black guys are not attracted to white girls at all. It's weird.

    • 11 months ago
      Yes, I'm White. But Sometimes A Nigger

      my guy did u not see the report.

      there WAS a white girl from Colorado.
      2 puerto rican girls.

      i'll attach the link if i can find.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He unironically did nothing wrong.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen the conclusion to this.
    I watched like tons of chapters but wasn't able to see the end. The last thing I remember was that the black guy was a pastor or something, and it leads up to the midget. So basically you could just say the last thing I remember is that the other black guy is from church.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it's not a beReeTTA

      Is it worth a watch?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but absolutely, i'm jealous that you get to watch it for the first time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone gets aids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally everyone has HIV

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trapped in the Closet is already kino but the commentary track with R Kelly watching it and then turning to address (You) is ultrakino

    https://mega.nz/file/O0pCiJDL#F-E8ZH7LlHjmU4AFbZzJlEBx6tnVXG-YRVKXf2WpPCc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice. Do you happen to have a link to the opera without commentary? I can only find fragments online that aren't blocked in my country. Never saw the whole thing

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AND IT WAS A MIDGET

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I W AS FRICKING A MIDGET
      MIDGET
      Midget
      midget

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This kino still hasnt been surpassed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be so sure.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I raise you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steve's VA has an album out, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sunset Blvd. is a pretty solid song. I wonder if he'd have more luck singing now that he's slightly better known?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        11/10, I really should watch the later seasons of American Dad.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna piss on you
    >drip drip drip

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crazier than a fish with breasts
    Still fricking kills me

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    man everyone tried to parody this when it first came out

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work in a shipping room with a bunch of college kids and we took turns with who got to pick what song was playing.
    One day, I picked Trapped in the Closet. We listened to all 4 hours of it. Kino.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting to show people this for the first time is one of life's great pleasures.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO, israeliteel looks like a grown ass man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'RE DRINKIN MILK AND COOOKIIIIEEEEEES????

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    R Kelly is like borderline moronic, but he was a great artist.

    I like the Chapelle version unironically

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SPATULAAAAAAAAAAA

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    R Kelly has buried hundreds of women and kids on his properties , massive serial killer

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS A MIDGET
    (Echoing dramatically) Idget… idget…

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically used to listen to all of Trapped in the Closet on a daily basis, it rules

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I SAY WHAT
    SHE SAYS WHAT
    I SAY WHAT
    SHE SAYS I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    COOL CLIMAX JUST LET GO OF MY LEG

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    R Kelly's southern accent gets me everytime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It cayme from upstayers, it sownds laike the plumbin'

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roooofus!

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS A MIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEET

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Then I go eat the speghett'a.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this camera on me?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FRICKING LIFE

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I am in the mood for some r kelly songs.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAN, THIS IS GETTING SCARY
    I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMEBODY

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know he married Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 27?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t care

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just interesting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you know Elvis was fricking his wife when she was 14 and he was 27?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based Elvis

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His 20 minute "I admit it" song has got to be the most schizo thing I've ever listened to. The man is insane

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
    I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE CHILD

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got a rumble in my belly
    >I am R Kelly

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did it ever end or did R Kelly go to jail before he could finish it? Also was it an AIDs metaphor?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    R Kelly really was an R&B genius

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pissnessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yooooooooooooo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      An unfortunate truth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      00000000000

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      history is written

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digits have spoken. FREE R KELLY NOW!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had hreesomes with underaged wife Aaliyah and prime Stacy Dash, fricking legend. I can’t even think of a proper modern day equivalent.

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