Actually write a resume instead of filling out an msword template with your name and high school, do volunteer events so you can put those on, ask for the manager when you turn it in rather than leaving it at the front desk, shave and wear a collared shirt when you bring it in. That simple. But you never will, since you're a crybaby communist who thinks getting up in the morning is "solar oppression" and spend every waking moment not spent jacking off to plastic prostitutes or shoving food you didn't pay for into your oversized gullet coming up with scenarios in your head to justify being a lazy feckless leach.
boomers advice i’ve ever seen
real advice:
fill your resume to the fricking brim with buzzwords
tailor each resume to the job application
reach out to everybody you can find in that field on linkedin
do hundreds of applications
that guys advice only works if your dad owns the business you’re applying for
I wish I had an office job. Sick of this weird warehousing/machine operator hybrid job I have now. Not a day goes by where I don't think about quitting to do computer science or engineering, just for a chance to be apart of the white collared class that treats me like shit.
Thanks. I'm not getting any younger. I'll have enough saved by next year to survive for a while even if I crash and burn like a moron.
At your job as a machine operator, does people come and knock on your shoulder both figuratively and literally every 20 minutes asking for help, feedback, asking for updates or some non technical person asking you to join a short notice meeting to backup them? That's the reality of my job. I wish I could get one whole week to work on long term solutions, but it's triage work putting out fires every day.
We mostly get left alone if we keep the lines running. I'm sure the grass isn't greener, but there must be some job with a happy in-between? I can't rot on a production floor for the next 40 years.
At your job as a machine operator, does people come and knock on your shoulder both figuratively and literally every 20 minutes asking for help, feedback, asking for updates or some non technical person asking you to join a short notice meeting to backup them? That's the reality of my job. I wish I could get one whole week to work on long term solutions, but it's triage work putting out fires every day.
>but it's triage work putting out fires every day.
It's the reality of any job if you are high enough IQ. Ones people discover that you have adjacent talents they will use you to plug every gap, while refusing to pay for it. >set up industrial robots for a living
>office jobs are boring and soulcrushing >9/5 just sitting on your ass doing mind numbing shit while being surrounded by females and homosexuals >blue collar jobs will fricking destroy your body in 20 years >12 hour shifts of back braking labor in hazardous environments, surrounded by morons and ex cons
You just can't win.
>>12 hour shifts of back braking labor in hazardous environments, surrounded by morons and ex cons
This is what kills labor jobs for me. I don't mimd laboring as long as its inside, but I absolutely hate all the idiots I work with at those jobs. So stupid, listen to horrible music all day, and have moron-tier conversations about everything
Working part time is the answer whether it's blue or white collar bullshit.
You simply need to find a way to make it work e.g. >split cost of living with friends/roomates >get a girlfriend (lol) >live with parents >live extremely frugally
He is a single man that works a white collar IT job in Texas in the late 90s, but he has to settle with living in a shitty cardboard wall apartment and still has to commute with car to work. How does this add up? With his salary, he should be able to be neighbor with his company. It doesn't seem like he has many large expenses either.
i hate work so much bros it's unreal. even working 25 hours a week is basically slavery to me. i'd do anything to not do it. i'd sell crack if it was within my means.
I dropped out of university years ago, is there any hope finding a job which isnt soulcrushing retail or fricking factory worker, done both wanted to blow my brains out after 3 months
You always were
How are you gonna pay your bills?
cut into my savings until i find another office job
Simply don't pay them
He's gonna take a job being a janny on Cinemaphile
savings, then suicide.
I'm 20 and have no fricking idea how anyone does anything except neet
They leech off of their social connections to get a job.
Actually write a resume instead of filling out an msword template with your name and high school, do volunteer events so you can put those on, ask for the manager when you turn it in rather than leaving it at the front desk, shave and wear a collared shirt when you bring it in. That simple. But you never will, since you're a crybaby communist who thinks getting up in the morning is "solar oppression" and spend every waking moment not spent jacking off to plastic prostitutes or shoving food you didn't pay for into your oversized gullet coming up with scenarios in your head to justify being a lazy feckless leach.
>Actually write a resume instead of filling out an msword template with your name and high school
No.
>do volunteer events
Frick off, I'm not working for free.
>ask for the manager when you turn it in rather than leaving it at the front desk
Are you larping as a boomer?
boomers advice i’ve ever seen
real advice:
fill your resume to the fricking brim with buzzwords
tailor each resume to the job application
reach out to everybody you can find in that field on linkedin
do hundreds of applications
that guys advice only works if your dad owns the business you’re applying for
I wish I had an office job. Sick of this weird warehousing/machine operator hybrid job I have now. Not a day goes by where I don't think about quitting to do computer science or engineering, just for a chance to be apart of the white collared class that treats me like shit.
Do it, anon. Learning to code has never been easier.
Thanks. I'm not getting any younger. I'll have enough saved by next year to survive for a while even if I crash and burn like a moron.
We mostly get left alone if we keep the lines running. I'm sure the grass isn't greener, but there must be some job with a happy in-between? I can't rot on a production floor for the next 40 years.
It's better to try and fail than regretting not having tried.
any advice on what language to try to learn? one of the departments at my job uses SQL so I was thinking of trying that + tableau
At your job as a machine operator, does people come and knock on your shoulder both figuratively and literally every 20 minutes asking for help, feedback, asking for updates or some non technical person asking you to join a short notice meeting to backup them? That's the reality of my job. I wish I could get one whole week to work on long term solutions, but it's triage work putting out fires every day.
>but it's triage work putting out fires every day.
It's the reality of any job if you are high enough IQ. Ones people discover that you have adjacent talents they will use you to plug every gap, while refusing to pay for it.
>set up industrial robots for a living
>office jobs are boring and soulcrushing
>9/5 just sitting on your ass doing mind numbing shit while being surrounded by females and homosexuals
>blue collar jobs will fricking destroy your body in 20 years
>12 hour shifts of back braking labor in hazardous environments, surrounded by morons and ex cons
You just can't win.
>>12 hour shifts of back braking labor in hazardous environments, surrounded by morons and ex cons
This is what kills labor jobs for me. I don't mimd laboring as long as its inside, but I absolutely hate all the idiots I work with at those jobs. So stupid, listen to horrible music all day, and have moron-tier conversations about everything
Working part time is the answer whether it's blue or white collar bullshit.
You simply need to find a way to make it work e.g.
>split cost of living with friends/roomates
>get a girlfriend (lol)
>live with parents
>live extremely frugally
He is a single man that works a white collar IT job in Texas in the late 90s, but he has to settle with living in a shitty cardboard wall apartment and still has to commute with car to work. How does this add up? With his salary, he should be able to be neighbor with his company. It doesn't seem like he has many large expenses either.
i hate work so much bros it's unreal. even working 25 hours a week is basically slavery to me. i'd do anything to not do it. i'd sell crack if it was within my means.
I dropped out of university years ago, is there any hope finding a job which isnt soulcrushing retail or fricking factory worker, done both wanted to blow my brains out after 3 months
Best I can do is 40 hours of spiritually crushing work a week and if you're lucky you'll make a little over 100k a year : )
Depends on how much money you have.
Free to live on the streets you fricking bum fggt